it fucking sucks living knowing that i'll never hug a girl

>>718390962

Elaborate?

fucking make a change. get off you ass, loose some weight, clear your skin, quit being a douch to people, quit playing video games all day, and get a good fucking job.

You are the only one in control of your life, stop being a baby.

You're a faggot

Yo just try to better yourself theres always hope man! I have seen ugly guys that get all the girls just by being confident. Dont worry about rejection thats normal

>>718390962
That's why you won't have one. Change your attitude and out look on shit and you'll see a difference

>ugly guy complains about not looking for an ugly gf to match himself with

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>>718390962
whats got your goose, anon?

>>718390962
its not that relationships are as good as you imagine anyway.

The pic you posted, it's probably that they argued with one another and he posted the pic somewhere as revenge. Most nice relationship pictures you see on internet are as that.

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>Millions of women in proximity of anyone at any given moment.

>Bitches on /b/

Not with that attitude. Most girls aren't worth your time and having one won't magically make you happy. Learn to be happy with yourself and you'll attract what you reflect out to others.

Seriously, I wasted my teens and most of my 20's chasing girls or being in toxic relationships for far too long because I kept looking for happiness in other people. No one can do that for you. Sex isn't that great, even the wildest most kinkiest shit you're into only lasts an evening before you've got to deal with real life 99% the rest of the time.

Anecdotal, but I've been single for the past year and holy shit, I had no clue how much money I wasted on women. I don't make that much, ~$15/hr, and I've managed to pay off my car, credit card, and school loans in half the time I originally planned. Just bought a new 55" 4k TV and killer gaming PC over the holidays, and just bought a Vive this past weekend. Not that buying shit has filled the void in my heart from past relationships, but not having crushing debt looming over my head for years has given me a new lease on life.

It's not all bad, dude. Love yourself, be gentle with yourself, work on personal development and you'll find someone who compliments your life soon enough.

>>718390962
better kys right out then nigger.
Lower your standards and find other things to care about, wtf do you think the restr of us do?

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>>718391648
theyre not?

Every pot has a lid, you'll find your lid eventually OP, even the most disgusting people on earth have a counterpart waiting for them somewhere.

>>718391789
it's not that i disagree with you (im not op btw) but sometimes it's not as easy as you paint it when you spent your youth with depression, bad luck and instabilities in a nation with a lot of difficulties.

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>>718392270

>>718392270
Do you mean to be as savage as you are?

>>718390962
It can happen...may take years. (took me forever)

Since you don't do shit, go and read on how to improve your life and also read about women so you understand them.

Don't lower your standards either. You'll just get dumped and cheated on and they'll know you're desperate.

Don't argue with a woman too.
You need to actually understand them and understand how they are.

>>718392270
I don't think you're helping. . .

>>718392270
I'll mark this as the day I actually felt sorry for OP

Nice way to kick someone when they're already down.

>>718392772
>>718392633
>>718392451
I actually didn't mean it the way it came out.
Or did I?

>>718392451
Do you mean to be as naive as you are, Jessica? There are more lidless pots out there than pots with lids. If anything you should have told himself to piss in his pot and throw himself out a window.

>>718393044
Wrong post?

How'd you guess my name?

SP00KY

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>>718393213
shut the fuck up.

Mfw I have decent job, workout daily, acne is clearing from meds, but I have no courage to talk to anyone cause been a fat cunt my whole life

>>718393437
Shut me up, nigger.

>>718393517
Have you tried talking to people?

>>718390962
It's just as well. They will destroy you.

>>718392311
I never meant to imply it was easy. I've been diagnosed with dysthymia (mild depression) since a teen and live in one of the worst shitholes in the country (seriously, we're in the top ten US cities for poverty and drug abuse). You really have to do some soul searching and figure out what it is that makes you so unhappy. Educate yourself on mindfulness, speak to a therapist, try some meditation to figure out what it is that you really want out of life, etc.

It's not easy, it's not something that you'll figure out in an evening(or possibly ever), but the key is to keep striving for continuous improvement. Small things even. Get one extra thing done each day that you keep putting off and get yourself into good habits. Even the smallest improvements will surprise you.

You're the only person responsible for yourself. Take care of yourself and prioritize your own needs. Don't beat yourself up over things outside of your control.

The world is a crazy scary place, but just focus on doing what you've gotta do for your own wellbeing and things will work out, I promise. Not saying there won't be bad times, but you'll weather the storm and be stronger for it.

Love you, anon <3

>>718390962
Cute. The only reason they won't is because you're a fucking faggot that gave up.

>>718393437
i hope you don't act this way towards girls irl, it really isn't attractive, stupid nigger.

Wouldn't let you touch me with a ten foot pole.

>>718390962
Julia T?

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>>718393841
if i needed a 10 foot pole to touch you, i don't think i would.

>>718393786
Not the person who you're talking to.

I have a distinct longing for companionship, yet I can't do it. all my current hobbies that used to make me even a tiny bit happy don't work.

Im hoping picking up lifting will make me happy, cause as long as It gives me even a sliver of happiness, i'll stick with it.

>>718393786
Stop trying to hijack my thread and make it all about poor you and your tragic upbringing. You remind me of Oprah.

>>718393973
You're right, faggots like you are scared of pussy.

I'm a loser too. Here's some advice.
Catfish young girls. You can start off on omegle or kik.

What I like doing is creating multiple accounts on kik and messaging the same girl with different catfish/pics and acting different.
On one I'm mr nice guy. The other I send dick pics..because sometimes girls like that shit.

I catfished several girls over a year doing that. One for over 2 years and all I ever sent her was 3 pics ever of some dude.

Shit really built up my confidence.

girls are just as sad and looking to fill the endless want as much as men...you have to keep this in mind and use it to your advantage..also if you just nig out and try to get every girl you come across you will find one that likes you..

>>718393651
Not really tbh

>>718392500
>read about women so you understand them
mra pls go

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>>718394159
i wouldn't touch your pussy with a 10 foot pole.

>>718391789
>sex isnt that great
ok

>>718394353
she probably cant do so herself anyway due her overweight,

>>718394353
Cause you're scared that a lonely ass bitch like me would reject your inability to properly finger me? And reject you because of your micro dick?
Let out your frustrations here anon, im here for your own good.

>>718394261
Maybe you should try talking to a cat or wall, start off slow. After 5 or 12 weeks maybe step up your game and call the Mormon hotline and see about getting your eternal soul saved before it's too late.

>>718393786
you probably don't have a 8-11cm dick as i do.

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>>718394546
stop trying to get me to have cyber sex with you, pervert. i said no!

>>718394210
fucking white knight women don't have needs

>>718394268
what book do you recommend

>>718394888
The King James Bible.

>>718394187
So now you have experience lying about everything and pretending to be someone you aren't.

Okcupid worked for me

>>718394088
I'm not trying to steal the focus from your problem. Just using my anecdotal experiences on what's helped me overcome similar issues, since it's an easily relatable way to illustrate a positive outcome. Go sit in on a support group and you'll hear a lot worse woe-is-me b/s.

Like I said, speak to a counselor or therapist if you want more targeted help. I've dropped a lot more helpful knowledge than most posts in the thread; is help and advice even what you want, or just a pity party? Ignore the anecdotes and focus on the other things I said if it bothers you that much.

Hookers my friend. Hookers.

>>718395688
enjoy your aids, faggot.

>>718395522
Post a revised blurb without your autobiography and I'll read that. Don't expect me to scroll up reread the mind virus you posted to hijack my thread.

>>718395824
Condoms. They're your friend.

>>718394772
Ill eat your fucking ass, dirty faggot nigger.

>>718396137
Condoms are one way to enjoy AIDS, correct.

>>718390962
read Heartiste faggot

figure out what women are actually like

>>718396388
How the fuck else are you supposed to prevent it?

>>718391158
but it's far too easier to whine about it and create drama!

>>718391362
ugly girls don't like ugly guys

>>718396644
Not banging hookers with HIV.

>>718396644
Celibacy.

>>718394888
50 shades of cunt

>>718394187
I know who you are lol

>>718393517
Maybe try on Omegle or something like that?
If shit hits the fan you can easily bail and try again

>>718394062
>longing for companionship
That's a totally normal, healthy human need. Maybe try being more open mided to the types of people you speak to or befriend. Someone might surprise you. Not saying to start hanging out with obviously toxic people, but just because someone is different doesn't mean they aren't a good person with something to offer or learn from.

I can relate 100% with losing interest in your hobbies, but will spare details since some people may take it wrong. Maybe take some time off of those things and focus on something new to keep yourself engaged. Working out is a great thing to start; no one ever hated themselves for spending time in the gym.

Maybe those hobbies were used as a crutch to get through a rough time. Maybe there's been some kind of trauma associated with them that's making it hard for you to enjoy. Maybe you just burnt yourself out on them. Pick up something else for a while and your interest in them will hopefully return in time.

Sometimes we just end up drifting without knowing what to do to make us happy. And that's totally normal and okay. Don't be so hard on yourself and just take care of your basic needs. Eat well, get lots of sleep, and don't stress too much over life's b/s. Work on yourself and things can only get better.

>>718390962

>lose weight
>stop watching anime
>grow out of right wing views

It's really not that difficult.

>>718397240
go back to re ddit, you're not welcome here.

>>718397264
>>grow out of ring wing views
nice b8 m8

>>718395506
That was a nightmare for me.

>>718397570
At least you'll grow out of your ringworm.

>>718394694
Mine is totally average and unremarkable. No one really cares about how big it is. If you're letting your penis size define your self worth, you have more issues than I can help with. Speak to a therapist.

>>718396589
>Heartiste
Please elaborate bro

>>718397758
>nightmare

Nightmare?! All you need is a few appropriate photographs and generic happy go lucky horse shit on your profile. Then create a generic cut/paste message you can spam to every girl who isn't ugly. I know you're a lazy cunt but if you do this you'll be on your way to dating by Friday.

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>>718397264
Implying lefty feminists are fun to be around, implying actually hot girls are attracted to weak leftist guys who cry about injustice and social change.

FYI leftist feminist type girls are anti great sex and ant kink and anti blowjob etc.

Get yourself a hot right wing girl.

>>718397820
>speak to the rapist about your small peeee nus ahh.

this is very poor advice from a deranged histrionic. don't discuss your genitals with strangers, ever.

>>718396041
One or two sentences in a 3 paragraph post is hardly an "autobiography." Just trying to offer some genuine help, but it doesn't seem like you really want it. Good luck with everything.

>>718394062
I'm on the same boat bro
Started lifting last month and feel awesome for a while, it's a nice high and feel like you're progressing at something.
Won't solve the longing for companionship though

Investigate "instant gratification" and try to see if it has something to do with your case man

>>718391158
Was coming out of a depression, still generally unemployed, sedating myself with drugs and had a bad rash breaking out over my body.
Still had a squadron of qt fuckbuddies switching each other out and knowing about each other.

Why? Because I didn't set a depressing atmos. Because I didn't give them political diatribes or reddit rants. Because I focused on them and us, and just having fun in the moment and making them feel like a woman.

You need to empathize with them OP. They're people. They want to feel loved, desired, cherished. If they're comfortable lounging around you naked, that's really all they need right then. And you shouldn't worry about more than that either. Make yourself into their escape, make your home a little retreat for them, where they can be with someone who gets them and they can have a fun time with.

Don't overthink it. Don't worry about proposing, don't get ahead of yourself and start internalizing demands to set on them. Everything else will come naturally if the circumstances allow it.

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>>718390962
OP is an hero.

>>718398250
It's not a boat, it's a life raft, and you're sinking. You could die tomorrow in a car crash or slipping in your bath tub, yet here you sit wallowing in your loneliness. Your grandparents didn't die in Auschwitz so you could waste your life in front of a computer screen pretending we're your interactive diary. Go outside.

>>718398521
You talk like such a dork. How old are you?

>>718398730
Go fuck yourself buddy. And 30.

>>71839096
It's not as great as it sounds man. Pretty over-rated tbh. I've been with my girl for a while now and it's gotten pretty stale. We still love each other but we don't do anything fun. Sex is ok but just sitting around doing our own thing is what we do most of the time. And I'm ok with that.

>>718397991
Nah I meant I had three nightmare girlfriends from there.

>>718398824
Once, twice, three times a lady.

>>718398649
Wtf with the kike reference?
It's 1am here man, not gonna happen

>>718398764
yo dog don't be toxic, i don't want to have to get my squad after you, bro. let's just lounge naked and not overthink things.

>>718398521
sounds like you're romanticizing a glaringly toxic situation.

you've got some valid points, but they seem to be coming from the wrong perspective.

>>718399155
kekekek

>>718399077
Fine dude, I'm done trying to save you. Tomorrow you'll have another excuse and I'll see you posting in a "cats using toilets" thread crying about how lonely you are. OP never changes.

>>718399264
What's toxic about it?

>they seem to be coming from the wrong perspective.
Que?

>>718398975
Haha. I just found them all draining in one way or another. 3 over the last 6 years. It was basically.

1. Bimbo

2. No personality cat lady

3. Single mom slut with suicidal impulses

Yep I think the third one was my last girlfriend. Pretty sure I'm done now.

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I'm a fat jobless loser and even I have a gf

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>>718399363
>getting an education from tumbler

I'm witnessing the transformation!

>>718390962
Just do heroin its pretty great.

below average girls need below average guys, if you want to self improve; settle, get companionship more on your level, date that 2 or 3-4, improve yourself together, turn her hot and make yourself hot and healthier, yes its fucking hard to do but practice and maybe even get lucky with one.

>>718399523
I have no earthly idea what you're talking about.

>>718399514
its easier when you stoop to a lower subrace

>>718399514
She's hawt anon

>>718399316
Not OP man, my first post was for some anon.
Do feel a little lonely cause it's my first 2 months out of 6 year relationship.
Not looking for a pity party or such.

I'll start the "cats using toilet" thread tomorrow, using my reddit folder.
I'll be waiting for you anon.

>>718399499
Surely these unattractive characteristics were apparent after a week or 3. Just find a sponsor or someone to screen them, since you're obviously incapable of judging character. Maybe have them meet a friend of yours who got superior intellect or your stepdad or your rabbi. Someone, man. Don't give up. Giving up is shameful.

>>718399613
That's embarrassing. Where did all you interlopers come from? You have no concept of our history and general internet culture....everything is lost on you filth.

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>>718399713
>wait for me.

Adorable.

>>718399822
You're right there about my poor judgement. I ignored a lot of red flags. And I was actually really into the third one. Clicked great with her personality and sense of humour wise but unfourtunatly I couldn't trust her. Ended up running of with some redneck. I don't think giving up is shameful. At least for now anyway. Maybe in a couple of years even but fuck that I need a break.

>>718400023
I've been here for a while bruh.
Is this some sort of MRA shit? Is that what's happening? Are you about to pull out a manifesto on me? Or do you just generally make vague, meaningless half-statements?

Mate ik only 14 and been rejected it's depressing my man

>>718400170
NO. You don't "need a break". The break was you leavin...them leaving you. It's over now and you've moved on. You should have moved on. You think wallowing for a few years is going to make you more attractive to the next train wreck you find on OkCupid? You need to learn how to date before your balls drop and you're able to walk away from a crazy bitch. Becoming a recluse isn't going to benefit you.

>>718400236
i don't like your tone, little lady. if you don't recognize the syntax of a tumblerina claiming everything and everyone is toxic, you're new.

>>718400417
I disagree when I consider what a pain in the ass those bitches were. Nothing wrong with getting back in the trench for a while. There's more to life than bitches.

>>718400648
I didn't call anything toxic?

You're super hostile. This attitude of yours must dry vag up quicker than a silicon pack.

>>718399363
do you realize how similar what you wrote sounds like some 60's "free love" commune?

dress it up however makes you feel okay with it, but you didn't really love these individuals. sound like you all are/were hurting and desperate for, by your own words, an escape, rather than addressing each of your own personal issues. that situation likely caused more trauma than it helped.

it's all textbook maladaptive coping skills. no different than self medicating to deal with depression, cutting to deal with body dismorphia, etc.

>>718400920
How the fuck was I hurting them? And escaping from personal issues?

Jesus christ man what is it with you drama queens. You always do this?

I was just turning my crib into a mini-nightclub. They knew the deal, we were just good friends with benefits. I wasn't looking for a relationship and we were very clear about that. They were just friends, who were sexually attractive.

The fuck is wrong with indulging? Are you a self-flagellating calvinist or something?

>>718400920
>it's all textbook maladaptive coping skills. no different than self medicating to deal with depression, cutting to deal with body dismorphia, etc.
This btw is you guys' problem.

You could just say "okay, sounds fun" and it was a fun experience with them. It still is.
You know why it's fun? Because I don't bombard them with armchair psychology when it's my turn to speak in the conversation where I try to demean them to make myself feel better.

>>718401182
Ok, Chaffin.

>>718390962
DONT SWET IT
be the best you that you can be and everything else will fall into place

hell, im 18 kisless virgin, come from a poor family, but i dont care, im about to drive thousands of miles to a city with more opportunity and live out of my car to pursue my dreams

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>>718400800
sooooo lame.

>>718390962
can I have sauce on the pic? is there more.

>>718398730
fuck you kevin and your stupid bike

>>718400716
they broke you.

>>718402042
The third one did. Third times the charm...or curse.

>>718401981
what kind of faggot has bicycle envy?

at least ur not me who decided to not show any girl my penis cus it curves down kinda and curve up is sexy and I don't wanna be known as the guy with an ugly dick so I live alone in disdain and envy towards anyone who has good enough looking genitals to impress a lady partner

>>718390962
i met my gf at a hobby shop during a dnd night. its not hard. just put yourself out there.

Good for u

>>718402042
Or in a way it's more like the whole fucked up culture broke me. Dating in the post sexual revolution nihilistic feminist / cultural marxist world is a nightmare.

>>718402621
She sounds like a real picnic. Have you any photographs?

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>>718401973
sure, some girl from new york

>>718402766
no shut up. you're just weak and frail. you blame abstract concepts instead of yourself, when you failed. you let them walk all over you and hurt you. you ignored red flags because ??? so now after you wasted 6 years dating losers you want to give up entirely. you could pull your head out of your ass and keep looking but noooooo. just shut up.

>>718402812
Her name is Rebecca and she has terrible morning breath.

>>718403159
got more pics?

>>718403095
Or I could focus on my career and have a happy bitch free life. Suits me. And those are not just abstract concepts. They are toxic ideologies that have become entrenched in modern wester culture or cultural decline.

>>718394772
Post catpooping69.jpg pls

Here's a tip OP. When you're attracted to them, just tell them.

I hope to god you don't whine to them about how lonely you are and how much you need an emotional sponge. It's not very erotic.

Just tell them you'll make their toes curl etc. Let their mind run with it, let them get turned on. Point blank tell them you want to fuck them when they're getting drawn in. The less you say the better. Anything that comes out of your mouth needs to revolve around how you will be sexually pleasuring them. In your mind they're already your mate. Claim them. I don't mean get rapey, but be sexually aggressive OP, take them.

If you hesitate, don't say anything. If your mind's running off on some tangent, stop it and don't verbalize it. Then look back and think on whether you really need to say it or if it doesn't actually matter. 9 out of 10 times it's not relevant, so shove it.

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>>718403334
>toxic
>entrenched
>decline

everything you say is so dramatic. the fucking sky is falling! you're chicken little. bok bok bok
you could have both. you're choosing not to have both, because you're chicken little. bok.

>>718401981
This post made me laugh

>>718403640
>dear diary.

>718403334
For real though, when I get sad about no-gf after this past year of being single for the first time in a decade, that sadness goes away pretty quickly after jacking off. I have good friends, family, and career, and I'm pretty satisfied with that.

Idk, I give my relationships my all, so when I date, everything else in my life suffers. The things we do for love, right? TBH, I need to learn to manage my time better.

>>718403599
Or maybe I don't want both. And what I'm saying about the cultural decline is true. You're probably so caught up in it yourself that you're too dumbed down to see it. Have fun with no brain, ignorance is bliss.

>>718403777
i know you don't really think i'm a dumb dumb after talking to me for an hour. come on man, you're better than this. you're not honest with me and you're not honest with yourself; it's tiring.

>>718403334
>toxic
Did you just learn a new word or something?

Do you whine like this to the chicks you're failing with? You sound like you're halfway to a Lanza situation.

>>718403735
>Idk, I give my relationships my all, so when I date, everything else in my life suffers.

You acknowledge your negative behavior and act like you can't change. Why?

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>>718391158
>get off your ass
wish I had more time on my ass
>lose some weight
160lbs at 5'11
>clear your skin
no acne since I was 16
>quit being a douche
kinda subjective but I don't think I am
>quit playing video games all day
I wish I could
>get a good fucking job
done

Absolute shit advice, I'm still a kissless virgin.
Normalfags: FUCK OFF. You don't know shit.

>>718402769
none im willing to share. but here is a description. skinny as fuck. voice as quiet as a fucking church mouse. no tits. slight ass. but incredibly kind and great at cooking. i was dming that night so i was the alpha autist.

>>718396830
Underrated comment.

Gets deeper the more you think about it...

>>718397995
those girls are like 6s

>>718404153
we don't rate posts here, fruit cup.

>>718403963
No but I have known a few who get it and realize that there is a serious decline in the west via cultural marxism and radical feminism. Not everyone is a brain dead zombie.

>>718390962
whats do you have a disability OP are you a freak of nature?

>>718397995
Why do you screen your poontang for political parties?

The fuck is up with you guys? I feel like I'm at the libertarian debate.

>>718404044
your wordsmithing is more disappointing than your lack of photographic evidence.

>>718404230
>realize that there is a serious decline in the west via cultural marxism and radical feminism
Oh god I can just imagine their eyes roll when you rant at them about this.

Dunning-Kruger Effect: The Post right here.

>>718404007
I only just started to get help and acknowledged my behaviors in the past year, and have made remarkable progress IMO. I've never had a close group of friends, which I do now because I opened myself to people I normally wouldn't be friends with.

I haven't dated since starting my path of self discovery, not because I haven't had the chance, but because I've been able to catch red flags early and stopped thinking with my dick all the time.

>>718404230
it's only in pockets you fucking spaz. i live in LA and there's plenty of normal girls to be found. we see what we're looking for!

>>718404337
If they're stupid liberal feminists or non thinking bimbo's yes.

>>718390962
I'm ugly as fuck and used to be awkward.

I turned into a social butterfly and converted a lesbian, she's 7/10. It's never too late, OP. Go for it man.

>>718404409
mazel tov.

>>718392772
Why? His full time career is kicking himself when he is down, what do you think this thread is?

OP suck it the fuck up, even John Merrick had a girl who thought he was great.

The tree man in indonesia had a girl who married him even though she knew he was tree. She even gave birth to his saplings.

Go find a girl who likes you, it's far better to have a nice one than a stunning one anyway, trust me.

>>718404445
1 - Why do you give a fuck about their political affiliation?
2 - Anytime you're spitting sweeping vitriol about "braindead zombies" and "bimbos" it's a turnoff. It's also not particularly intelligent. It just betrays a deep frustration within yourself.

How about you keep the dialogue a little more contextual jackass. You're not campaigning for your candidate, you're making a chick regret coming to your place tonight.

>>718390962
u don't need a girl, i mean like it feels good for a while to be love and loved, but u can always turn into a feelingless machine :)

>>718397995
Yeah you don't know shit. Those lefty feminists you call them are all about having the freedom to suck and fuck all they want, which leads to them being far better at sucking and fucking. Those hit right wing girls you are fond of just want to find some guy to tie down by getting pregnant (or they are just to stupid and get pregnant). All they know how to do is lay around like a fish as you humping them. Lefty feminists are by far a more enjoyable time.

>>718390962
Boo hoo. Lower your standards or improve yourself.

>>718404432
Try Toronto. Notorious for uptight feminist bitches.

>>718404228
Say that to me in real life and not online and see what happens fucker.

>>718404754
sounds hot. what's your skype? lets discuss details someplace comfortable.

>>718404639
Not necessarily. Sounds like you have never known any rightwing chicks who have a brain. But then it also sounds like you don't have much of a brain.There are a few out there but not many in my city.

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>>718404833
You sound like a real charmer bud.

How's this insult-based seduction working out for you so far?

>>718404698
like i said chicken little, the sky isn't falling. if the struggle is too much for you the bear just be honest with yourself. blaming the jews and women in general isn't going to keep you warm at night. continuing the search will set you free.

>>718404653
If you like fat hairy smelly bitches then sure.

>>718394361
Sex isn't that great, sex with someone you love and trust is something else.

>>718404968
I hope that train is taking you to camp.

>>718404824
I'm comfortable right now pussy, did you need a skype safespace to arrange a meetup in a gay sauna or something?

>>718404968
Well it's obviously not seducing some random neckbeard on the internet but that's ok.

>>718405131
funny

>>718404432
>only in pockets
This is true. It can seem like every woman out there is a batshit feminist or whatev when you're online 24/7 and see all the drama, but real life isn't as crazy.

when PC culture started blowing up a few years ago, I was terrified to date or even ask someone out for fear of harrassment/rape/etc accusations. Then I got a full-time job and interact with women in the real world on a daily basis and now I realize that those types are a just a fringe group and very easy to spot.

>>718405138
you want me to speak to you at a sodomite bathing hovel? what would your rabbi say about that?

>>718405168
I doubt it'd seduce anyone. You got all the charm of someone shouting Leviticus from an intersection.

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>>718405168
>but that's ok.

This is the problem. When did failure become acceptable? Your generation is dog shit. Fucking dog shit.

>>718405065
Bull shit response. There are even amounts attractive chicks and of fat hairy bitches on both sides. Ever been to a trailer park? Pull your head out your ass faggot.

>>718390962
If you're still here, you should relax man, try to get out of your head. It's hard to give specifics because it really is something that you will one day just do. Focusing on how bad things may seem will make you under appreciate the good things that do happen. Just relax and be nicer to your self :).

>>718405427
>It's hard to give specifics because it really is something that you will one day just do.
Going by the thread so far, I don't think it'll ever happen.
This guy's gonna end up like an unsuccessful Alex Jones.

>>718390962
>tfw alone
>and starting to like it

For some reason I gave up on wanting to hook up with girls, and if I do manage to marry a girl, I wont get that much attached.
At least not like in my first serious relationship.

Seriously anon, enjoy life in all ways possible. Imagine this, you do find the girl for you and she is perfect and everything and after 3 years she decides that maybe you werent the right choice so she breaks up with you.
Now what? You cant an hero just for her.

Find happiness alone first. Then find a girl to make her happy, love yourself above all

>>718405407
Only a cuck would dig feminists.

>>718405384
And what generation do you suppose that is? And uh...yes I can accept that I'm not charming some anonymous neckbeard autist on the internet. Fine with me.

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>>718405533
what
a waste
of time.

if you have to explain to some dipshit how to be happy and that a relationship isn't going to magically make him happy, you should get a job as a crossing guard for retarded children and spend your days helping them not get ran over.

>>718391158
none of that will get you a girl

>>718405284
He would probably say there's a crack, a crack in everything, that's how the cock gets in.

What does your husband have to say about all this sassyness and edginess you are unleashing on 4chan lately?

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>>718405638
you're boring. boring. i'm not hairy and my autism is a superpower. i go outside every day and i'm not wallowing in loneliness and delusion. you're just a lonely turd covering yourself in sprinkles.

>>718405547
Yeah cause fucking someone for a good time makes you a cuck. Big difference between having a good fuck and finding someone you want to spend your life with buddy, but you would have had to actually fucked something in your life to understand that.

>>718405904
dude! i was looking at my ass in the mirror this morning and i noticed there was a crack in it.

>>718405798
>2% battery cant read thread
How is OP dipshit?
Why the agression all the sudden?

>>718406043
Oh he wasn't referring to you. He was referring to me.

You see I told him to stop throwing this kind of bullshit at women. Apparently they gotta vote Trump and agree about feminism and SJW apocalypse and all the shit you'll find on reddit/MRA
Basically this guy is a walking Elliot Rogers manifesto. And he's absolutely mystified about people not wanting to spend time with him.

I've tried suggesting not insulting them off the bat. He responded by insulting me off the bat. He also has a superiority complex where he pretty visibly peaks early and assumes anything outside his solipsistic POV is stupid. Which ironically could be an indication of autism.

This is a dead end anon. Well for OP, anyway.

>>718406043
Maybe it's your autism leaking but you haven't got it into your head that I don't actually want a bitch at this time in my life. It's pretty simple really superman.

>>718406119
Or you'd actually have to be an adult to understand that random fucking gets boring. It's ok you'll grow up one day.

>>718406200
why the fuck do i need to explain my mood shift? my sobriety isn't your business. he's a dipshit because he thinking he can't find someone, like there isn't some lame girl out there as sad and more desperate than he is for love? homeless degenerate crackheads have girlfriends. it's more achievable than diarrhea.

>>718390962
over rated, and risky af. advice go mgtow. improve urself aka be content do ur own shit, bitches come n go.

>>718390962
get a hobby learn new shit keep doing stuff, a woman will not make you happy fact.

>>718406312
dude, you've been responding to more than one person and your post is directed at one imaginary person. is this your first time here?

>>718406380
you do want a nice lady in your life and you're just telling me and yourself that you don't. you need to come to terms with what you want and stop living a lie.

>>718406485
Well someone is grumpy.
Anyways, despite of how you are or what OP is, I still wish you happiness. I hope something or someone out there makes you smile the way I am now.

>>718406611
Okay so there's more than one dysfunctional person looped into this. That just makes it more depressing.

I genuinely feel for the women who have to deal with your awkward advances and conceited political diatribes.

>>718406530
>>718406487
focus on ordering your supreme sneakers and keep the life advice to yourself.

>>718406772
wish away, you dumb truck. write something nice about me to slip into your prayer box. haha. oh you.

>>718406694
Maybe sometime but not at this point. Chasing after them all the time is overrated and I'd rather focus on other things in my life right now. Why is that so hard to comprehend?

>>718406774
>That just makes it more depressing.

Get a hold of yourself, kook. If this gets you worked up it's no wonder you don't venture outside.

>>718407011
because you keep framing the entire dating game as you having to chase some girl. girls can't chase you? you have to do all the work and it has to be a headache?

>>718406969
I dont pray, i just pitty
And nostalgic, i was like that once

>>718397264
>grow out of right wing views
Being liberal is fine, just dont become a cuck cause you wont get any anyway. You have to become alpha; liberal women will fuck right wing men without hesitation anyway.

>>718407256
that's mighty black of you, mr t.

>>718407074
Does it make you feel better to imagine me like that?

Are you going to shitpost some more political theories about how people can't stand you because they're all inferior? It's not that you're tonedeaf, it's "cultural marxism."

>>718407341
too many things about you disgust me.

>>718407210
You have a point there. They tend to chase me more when I'm out doing gigs (musician here) but right now and probably for the next couple of years or so I've chosen to not get involved. I find it funny when people try to encourage me to keep looking. For fucks sake I just don't want one right now and to me random fucking is just boring and juvenile. Sheesh.

>>718390962
Just become a sys admin and get a bunch of chocolates and computers in your office. Add some GNU/Linux posters and a figurine. The right woman will get her panties soaked when you configure her printer connection. Then give her a chocolate. Ask her how her day was. Maybe she will ask about the certifications you have hanging in your office for small talk.
This will bring you great success, anon. Start training now to sweep her off her feet.

>>718390962
Go gay. Gender is a social construct, men make the best women, and guys give the best head.

No matter how hideous, smelly, annoying, ignorant or stupid you are if you go gay something will fuk you.

Not me, but something.

>>718407474
Seems to be a running theme with you, not restricted to myself.
I can't imagine why someone wouldn't want to put out when you rave about some pretentious doctrine du jour and then pelt them with insults. You exude vitriol to compensate for the glaring tattered self-esteem you try to repress.

Again, look into the dunning-kruger effect. I'm sure you won't see it in yourself. But I can promise you the people around you do.

http://www.grindr.com/

OP can thank me later.

>>718407593
that's fine faggot, you don't need to admit you're lying. i see through you.

>>718394353
>catpooping91
>91
>ninety fucking one

>>718408021
Must be your super power.

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>>718390962
>>718391158
>>718394187
>>718397264
>>718399561
>>718403426

THIS is what gets the nipples hard and the panties off, landing you a keeper.

>>718407973
you're not even entertaining or interesting enough for me to pretend to be that spastic faggot discussing jewish conspiracies on dates. you're just babbling and getting off pretending you're talking to one person because...? i'm not a doctor.

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>>718408092
it's a curse.

>>718393437
Stop saving pictures of cats pooping and all kinds of weird shit on to your expensive computer and get a fucking life

>>718408146
I've been on a few dates where I've discussed those things. It was pretty fun actually.

>>718404030
How can one not stop playing video games? Are you addicted? Because if you are that's pathetic.

>>718408146
>that spastic faggot discussing jewish conspiracies on dates
What?

I wasn't talking to anyone like that. Haven't actually seen a post like that come by.

Looks like you're talking to multiple people too bud.

>>718408310
it's fun when you're subtle and escalate slowly, sure that she's on the same page, but even then it could be a trap and she's egging you on to show your cards. if you're that trusting during the first few dates then you're a reckless bastard.

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>>718408293
who do you think you are?

>>718408328
It's the mention of cultural marxism and radical feminism seeing as those are pretty much Jewish in origin.

>>718404030
>>quit being a douche
>kinda subjective but I don't think I am

>Absolute shit advice, I'm still a kissless virgin.
>Normalfags: FUCK OFF. You don't know shit.

>>718408328
cultural marxism isn't a jewish conspiracy?

>>718408440
I'm be a little more filtered in those situations than I am around these parts. Until the third beer.

>>718408527
Oh god you're deep into this aren't you.

>>718408589
Another one? Christ.

Okay I didn't know I was dealing with an actual tinfoil brigade.

>>718408229
You know how I know your a spoiled piece of shit? Because you are waisting the miracle of technology on cat shit pictures and you probably have a lot of harddrive space if you are saving all kinds of random shit like that.
Most people with expensive big hard drives saved their money for it so they appreciate what they have and they use their computer for work or to do something productive with it like record music or something.
you just have an expensive computer so you can be a retarded piece of shit that posts retarded pictures of cat's shitting on this Taiwanese cartoon cuckold porn enthusiasts forum

>>718405866
but it sure doesnt hurt.

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Op, you just need to play it cool and make friends. Don't even think about dates, just be friendly, make em laugh, and even flirty in a cute way. Plant seeds. Before you know it, some girls will love your personality. Play hard to get but in a teasing way, and they'll catch feels. Boom. You're set. Repeat

>>718408639
Yeah it's pretty interesting stuff actually. And believe it or not there are some women out there who are into it.

>>718408639
to think, you left re ddit for this? why?

>>718406139
noticing a crack in your arse is like noticing there are valleys in utah.

>>718407774
>if you go gay something will fuck you
Not true in my case.

TLDR; dropped 30lbs and got into crossdressing as an escape from some shitty things in my life last year. Body was definitely passable so I posted body shots on some fetish dating/hookup sites as a CD.

I've gotten three messages in the past six months. One was an obese redneck couple that couldn't form a complete sentence. Another was a 45 yo married guy that wore his wife's clothes. I have been talking with another local CD around my age and would love to play with them, but we've been talking for months and they've flaked out every time we've arranged a hangout (even just for a casual coffee in public wearing normal clothes). We message at least a few times a week, have each other on steam, etc. They're a few years younger(25 vs 29) and I dont think they've really came to terms with their sexuality enough to give it a try for real.

TLDR I cant get propositioned by a dude my age even when dressed as a reasonably passable girl.

>>718408639
You are a fucking retard. Go suck feminazi twat and enjoy oral cancer for the rest of your life. Jerk off to hillary in a monokini. Fuck you.

>>718408810
It looks like reddit came here.

>>718408795
There are also women who believe aliens control Earth. But let's not assume that's the majority.

It's beginning to dawn on me that you maybe should confine your dating pool to conspiracy theorists though. You're.. You know I'm not gonna pontificate on what got you into this, I'm just gonna leave you to it.

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>>718408757
what i do with my time is none of your concern, you jealous bitch. and i say this knowing this is you trying to be clever and get me to post more cats, because you're a pervert. you're not the first pervert to play this game with me.

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>>718408961
Yeah the difference being that cultural marxism and feminism are real.

>>718408821
the only thing i want to notice in utah is a dude's arm stuck in a crevice.

>>718408999
Use the hard drive space for something more productive

>>718408860
Honest to god I don't know what political convictions my twats have but suffice to say nobody in my place rants about this shit. Usually we just talk about what to do for the day, maybe discuss fetishes to try, ask how their week's been etc.

But yeah sure absolutely, carpet bombing them with infowars infographics is.. an approach.

>>718409176
That's because you have no brain.

>>718409125
At this point you're not just drying up their vag, you're shriveling their womb too.

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>>718409141
i don't exist to be productive, you filthy heeb. get back in the oven, you're not done.

>>718408999
You have an extra category for more than one cat shitting? You don't really have that many cat shitting pictures

>>718409293
You'd be surprised! It would turn feminists off but that's a good thing. Repellent.

>>718409277
No it's mostly because I get anything political out of my system when I deal with analysts on a professional basis, and I don't expect my lovers to be researchers, and I sure as hell don't treat them like it.

Though this hardly qualifies as anything remotely serious. It's just topical vitriol.

>>718409140
it would pretty be hard for you to miss it, seeing as the hairs on the back of the hand would be tickling your back of your tonsils princess.

>>718409293
no if they had brain they would get soaked and empowered to fuck u hard

>>718409369
And people who came for booty, not for an alt-right pamphlet

>>718409388
Neither do I but I draw the line at feminists. No thanks.

>>718409429
i don't get it.

>>718409473
>i came here to suck a dick and you want me to read?!

>>718409430
It's happened to me before. There are some out there who are not blue pilled plebs.

>>718409473
alt-right is a fucking jewish conspiracy you retard

>>718409539
Pretty much.

>>718409604
I don't fucking care about your fringe views dude. Take it to /pol/

>>718409473
Yeah like I said about random fucking. Boring and juvenile.

>>718409539
Bimbos are a dime a dozen.

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>>718409587
I rest my case.
>>718409659
Wow, because being retarded gets you pussy. Have a gay life, faggot. Tell your mom I said hi (on reddit)

>>718409388
you're only interested in surface fluff because you're not interested in who she is. stop painting anyone who is interested in meaningful conversation as being some sort of chemtrails kook.

>>718409678
Alright. How's about this.

I keep going as is and enjoy it.

You keep posting lengthy rethoric redpilling the world about how everyone else is idiotic and jewish conspiracies are to blame for your inability to socialize and your crushing loneliness.

>>718409779
No but having a brain and not being too much of a cuck to talk about taboo issues does.

>>718409779
>Wow, because being retarded gets you pussy
See >>718409388

Also see >>718407341
>you're tonedeaf

>>718409836
he's not the faggot you think he is. goddamn you out of towners, you have no idea who things work here.

>>718409836
The conspiracy theory is that jews AREN'T the problem. Wow u live under a rock.
I'm really impressed by you.
Go get upvoted on Reddit.

>>718409836
Enjoy the blue pill pleb.

>>718409836
Bringing up politically incorrect topics during a date gives you a glimpse at red flags. If she gets butthurt or turned off about certain things then you know to walk away. Obviously a little goes a long way and subtlety is necessary. It's a process. You think talking about toe licking and buttsexs is fine until you wake up in the morning and she's talking about her feminist Tumbler page she's posting on from her phone and she decides 4 days later that you raped her. You're a rapist now because you didn't do any due diligence.

>>718390962
Feel grateful. Some of us have been fooled into thinking we had that.

>>718410354
And not to mention it's kind of more interesting to talk about politically incorrect topics than but sex and toe licking. Unless you're a shallow pleb with his brain in his cock of course.

>>718410174
Heh.

I do. And you know what makes this funny? Unlike you conspiracy theorists I actually directly deal with US government and have more influence on it than you combined. And I'm not even American, go figure.

>>718410354
When the fuck has this ever happened to you?

Like you alex jones fanatics, those tumblrinas don't leave the house. The chicks I see are more well adjusted.

>>718410354
The unnaturally colored hair, septum piercing, and "sacred geometry" tats aren't enough of a red flag for you?

>>718410563
stop making me regret responding to you.

>>718410563
That you think I'm into alex jones show's what a boring blue pill pleb you are.

>>718410647
big titties and beer > red flags

every time.

>>718410717
right? when that sweaty cunt starts referring to the "globalists" by their real name, i'll start taking him seriously.

>>718410845
The nazis are coming!!!!!!

>>718410529
You're scoring a qt, not vetting a researcher.

If she's this into ANY political shit, that she can't shut up about it during a date, end the date.

>>718410994
i just finished watching the second season of "the little lady in the subterranean time share". it's not bad. not bad at all. actually there are too many jews and niggers in a world that's supposed to have been purged of all jews and niggers, but it is a show made by jews so....sense at last.

>>718399155
lol'd

>>718411096
If she share's my views I actually dig that. Kind of a turn on even.

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>>718411218
If she's this rabid about some fringe doctrine, and so are you, I can promise you the two of you are going to find a discrepancy and have a huge spat over it. Also, she's crazy. Don't dick crazy.