pic unrelated boyfriend is going to meps for the marines this

THC is detectable for about 30 days. He's not joining the Marines anymore...

>>718387085
could he push back his meps date if he told his recruiter?

>>718387445
If he tells his recruiter he smoked, he's just as screwed. He can try to delay the MEPS visit, but I wouldn't recommend that he tell the recruiter it's because of MJ. Maybe illness, death in family , something, but he'll need a full 30 days to be sure.

Tbh, they don't care. Just weave a 'changing my life' sob story and he's in. Also, Army is better. They're all just corporate asset watchdogs anyway.

>>718386635
If it's anything but a saliva test he's gonna get caught without cheating the test

And seriously, 5'7" and 120ish pounds? Is he joining the marines cause he's got a manlet complex?

HAHA HE'S RETARDED GET FUCKED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONERS

>>718386635
What a dumbass.
I think he got the short end of the stick

File: retard.jpg (30KB, 400x266px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 400x266px

>>718386635
Nice of you to date a double retard
Your kids will be beautiful

>>718387685
I looked a lot into it cause I'm worried as hell about him, but apparently a lot of recruiters are really chill about it and some offer drug tests before meps so they can make sure the kid is ready.
He wasn't supposed to go for another month or so, but his recruiter sprung it on him today as an early birthday present lmao.

>>718387922
He's pretty dead set on Marines. His best friend is going in too and if he gets deployed, it's like half the time of Army deployment which I'm 100% okay with. I'm pretty sure his recruiter wouldn't care with or without the sob story honestly, I've met the guy and he seems really laid back.

>>718388139
He was like 127 I think last time he weighed himself lmao. Has been eating a lot and working out to gain weight lol. I'm only 5'1 so his height doesn't bother me,

>>718387922
Army is crap compared to the USMC, although tbh I'd recommend USAF, unless he really wants to do a full career as military. If he does want to do 20, then I'd recommend USN.

>>718386635
How long are you going to wait after he gets sent to basic before you start fucking his friends?

>>718388251
Are you okay? You seem a little too excited to bash on a guy for occasionally smoking at a party anon.

>>718388505
>Be degenerate pot smoker
>Is going to get fucked at Meps
>Acted like a retard and screwed up his future

It's fucking pottery in motion, I have a massive justice boner

>>718388351
I'm pretty sure it's not a permanent exclusion if you don't pass the drug test, just a kind of "come back again once you're sober" thing

>>718388365
Air Force is best for post-military job skills. Shooting guns isn't going to have a place on most resumes

>>718388728
Navy offers a ton of training that provides for a career in the civilian sector. Air Force is best for a short stint though, as they don't do shit, and rarely deploy.

>>718388728
This is 100% wrong btw. Military has a zero tolerance policy for drugs. You pop on a whiz quiz, you done.

>>718388728
>>718389046
Pretty sure he was gonna try to do a technical MOS in the Marines so he can have more civilian job opportunities once he's out and avoid deployment if possible.

>>718389345
I think it's by branch. Read some story where the kid failed while at meps for one branch, and some other one was giving him a chance or something. Coulda just been a shit story though.

USAF here and I work at a lab. If/when he pops positive, he's out of a federal career forever.

-I've got 27 years in the Salvation Army
-We'll take him
-Those other branches are nothing but faggots

>>718389902
Thanks for clarification.
I had an internship through the navy doing cyber forensic type shit and that's what I was told there. Also told you have no chance of getting a clearance if you've smoked or if you say you haven't and then fail a poly. Mentor there told me about a guy who had a Top Secret clearance and lost it cause he smoked in-between polys.

>>718389046
I'll compromise and say Air Force and Navy are both great choices for civilian career training. They're both in charge of the logistics and infrastructure, so there's IT, engineering, mechanics, and tons of other shit in both

>>718386635
Normally I would wait for you to post tits before I help you and your man out but I feel like being nice.

Tell him to get Niacin and cranberry pills take 3 a day, 3x a day everyday up until his test; get white tea and drink that every day before the next step; he needs to run his ass off with heavy clothing on. From right now up until Thursday he needs to be running pretty much nonstop.

Pills + Tea + Running all day = burning the thc out of his fat cells = passed drug test. You're welcome

>>718390420
Also, check me

>>718390665
Shit luck dude, off by one

>>718390420
Thanks anon.

>>718390665
Still pretty new to 4chan so explain what check is please lmao

File: CHECK 'EM.png (365KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

365KB, 1000x1000px

>>718390420

>>718390261
Before I hit the sack: he doesn't have to go. Tell him to tell his recruiter he wants to change the date, that he can't go. If he says he won't, he can say he's going to fail on purpose. If he then stops process altogether, go to the other Marines recruiter closest to you.
He doesn't have to say why, it's personal. Just be consistent.

>>718390773
I know man. So fucking close, would've been nice

File: spoon feeding.gif (117KB, 590x393px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 590x393px

>>718390826
"check" means "lurk more"

>>718390826
You need to chek this guy >>718390900

>>718390920
Thank you

>>718390826
No problem. Seriously though he can't be lazy about it. The goal is to sweat and burn as much fat as possible, also urinate as much as possible.

I also forgot two things: he needs to be drinking as much water as he can stomach. He should also take b-12 to stop his urine from appearing diluted.

>>718391011
what's does "lurk" mean?

>>718390665
>>718390923
>>718391101
>>718391110
:(((

Also, post tits OP

>>718391306
You're not OP don't make me look dumb.

>>718391416
You might have seen them already so I'm good.

>>718391509
Can we see cameltoe in panties por favor?

>>718386635
His own fucking fault since he knew he was going in soon. Better off trying to get it pushed back to the original date somehow.

For future reference: it's detectable in hair and blood for up to 30 days.

>>718391509
My nigga we helped you out, post tits

...or don't, I don't give a fuck at this point. It's your honor on the line not mine

>>718391912
Isn't it closer to 2 months for hair? I thought 30 days was just for piss

>>718392063
Nah, its 30 for all 3

>>718386635

I knew a guy who did this. His recruiter postponed his MEPS date and told him he was an idiot.

>>718391912
He wasn't planning on going in until well after it would be out of his system and his recruiter sprung it on him. Pretty sure they don't test hair at meps though, just piss.

>>718392019
Half of 4chan has seen my tits cause of my ex so I'm gucci. Plus if you can't tell by the entire post itself I'm in a relationship. Sorry anon.

>>718386635
Tits or gtfo cum dumpster

>>718392233
I mean I told him he was dumb when he did it but he isn't a habitual smoker anymore. Was last summer but that's about it. This was his first time smoking in months and it was his friend's birthday so though it was stupid, at least he didn't do it just for shits and giggles.

>>718392349
Not showing cp gtfo

>>718392553
But you can't be on this site if you're underage, so it wouldn't be cp

File: IMG_9344.jpg (215KB, 1170x1170px) Image search: [Google]

215KB, 1170x1170px

>>718392553
>>718392301
Half of 4chan has seen your tits

You won't post them cause cp

>>718392553


Recruiters have a quota to meet, they desperately need to meet their monthly goals, so they're usually lax about it.

if the recruiter ISNT cool with it, your dude can opt out of his meps date and start over with a new recruiter once he's clean. Recruiters don't keep piss tests on file, only MEPS does.

>>718392553
Tits or gtfo perfect angel?

>>718392941
Do you really expect that everyone on 4chan is 18+.
Mods you should prob delete my post sorry I'm a few months underage ))):

>>718392955
Ex posted a dropbox with pics and doxxed me on 4chan in November and has been doing it since. Only reason I ever got on 4chan to begin with lmao. I also won't post them because I have respect for myself and my partner.

>>718393552


>Respect for myself

>Dating a guy too dumb to join the Marines

try again sweet cheeks

>>718393382
I told him to get the date pushed back. I mean technically the recruiter can't force him to go early anyway, right?

>>718393446
No but thanks for calling me an angel at least you tried.

>>718386635
He ain't getting in.

>>718393552
I expect that part of this site's agreement is that posters are 18+, so any photos of its users are 18+ or it's the site's fault, not the users' fault

>>718393813

Recruiter has entirely zero power over the recruit. Everything is entirely voluntary until you step on the plane to Boot camp

>>718393813
The recruiter can refuse to see him at a later date. I'm pretty sure they've got a bit of leeway in how they conduct their recruiting

>>718393761
Once again, he smoked with the assumption that he wouldn't be going to meps for over a month. Not dumb, just unfortunate.

>>718393969
Thanks anon

>>718394082


In which case he could just pick a different recruiter. Don't underestimate how thirsty Military Recruiters are for that Recruiter pay bonus.

>>718393813
Can we at least get a legs picture?

>>718394266
Of course that's always an option, dude just has to be willing to find out when a different recruiter is at the office, or drive out of the way to a different one

>>718394331
I'm a double amputee sorry ))):

>>718394266
Yeah true. He's with the recruiter from his school right now so I dunno where else he'd find one but I'm pretty sure the one he's with would be laid-back anyhow.

>>718394544
Are both your tits amputated?
Because before we see pics you have none faggot

>>718394544


How funny would it be if this guy joins the marines and gets his legs taken off too?

you could be wheelchair buddies!

>>718386635
Op, how often does he smoke? I smoked a week before i went to MEPS and took a piss test and passed.

>>718394544
How come you do all your smileys backwards?

And come on, I'm not even looking for nudity, just any picture really. I don't doubt you're a grill, I'm just bored

>>718394655
Guess you're a strong follower of the "seeing is believing" mindset?

>>718394735
I mean hopefully he'll just get some desk job, at least that's what he's aiming for. Maybe if a spy bombed the place? Shit. Wheelchair buddies for life.

>>718395009

>Desk job


Why even bother joining the marines?
The marines can't guarantee him a deskjob. Even if he signs for one, they can reassign him before he gets to his job training.

Army has guaranteed MOS signing.

Honestly, who joins the marines for a desk job?

>>718395009
Unless you're the Polar Express, believing isn't seeing

>>718394849
He used to do it kinda often, maybe every couple of weeks, but this is his first time in mooonths.

>>718394921
Backwards smileys from my emo phase I guess lmaaooo. Does a selfie with a timestamp work? I mean if someone recognizes me I'll probably kms but oh well.

>>718388697
>Thinking that smoking pot makes u a degenerate
Anon aren't u a little young for this website

>>718395241
Don't gotta put your face in it, I don't follow any of the femanons on here anyways

>>718395230
Because he's okay with not getting a desk job and his best friend is doing Marines so they're doing the buddy thing or whatever it's called.

>>718395516
What do you even want a picture of? I'm so confused.

>>718395525

Oh cool, I went to basic with a couple of homos who did that. one of my friends from high school did that too, joined up and went to basic with his dad.

>>718395241
He should be fine then. Tell him to drink lots of water and cranberry juice. Maybe try to sweat it out.

My recruiter piss tested me before he even sent me to MEPS just to ensure he wouldn't send me there to have me fail. I BARELY passed though. That THC line was just faintly there.

Idk if all recruiters offer piss tests though. He could always tell his recruiter he wants to wait a bit before going to MEPS. They dont fuck around with drugs like they used to. Used to be if you popped you could come back in 6 months... Now if you pop you're dq'd for life.

Sorry for the wall of text, but long story short, since he doesn't smoke often and since its been months since the last time he smoked, he should be fine. I was in the same position and im laying in a barracks bed right now

>>718395856
Thanks. He said he's trying to get it pushed back but he has a pretty fast metabolism anyhow so he'll hopefully be good if he tries to flush it out.

>>718395458
Says the weedsmoking highschooler

>>718396412
Ouch

>>718395726
Well I mean I was kinda working my way down the levels of lewdness. Some anon said tits, I said in underwear, I said legs, so just a picture of you in your pajamas is next I guess. It wasn't ever about figuring out who you are, you weren't supposed to be recognizable

>>718396412
Actually just graduated

>>718396016

THC isn't metabolized the same way as alcohol. The speed of your dietary metabolism isn't a factor.

>>718397308
>Ex posted a dropbox with pics and doxxed me on 4chan in November
Idk if you saw that earlier but I'm paranoid someone with the link would recognize me and add the link to this thread and then rip me.

>>718397353
It's January though... You finish high school early, or are you just working right now?

>>718397641
Well I mean I graduated in 2016

>120lbs

God I fucking hope he never ends up at a COP, only weighing that much. Watching him attempt to carry out one of his buddies if ever needed would be a fucking meme/10.

File: 1480212004729.png (223KB, 392x377px) Image search: [Google]

223KB, 392x377px

>>718397353
Aren't you a big boy

>>718398305
Dunno what COP is but he's been gaining weight recently at least looll.

>>718397626
That's why I said legs earlier, but that's fair enough. People will recognize crazy things every once in a while. So how come you asked about this instead of just looking at google?

>>718398569
Did look at Google but I've been on 4chan a lot recently just lurking and figured it wouldn't hurt anything. Got advice so it worked haha.

>>718398469
tell jordan hes retarded for smoking

>>718388697
>pottery in motion
>calls others retarded

Keep up the good work Anon.

>>718398774
Isn't his name try again.

File: 1484005040255.png (48KB, 400x389px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 400x389px

>>718398819
Lurk more before posting please

>>718398469
Combat Outpost. Shit has me dead just at the thought of him ever attempting to carry one of his (let's just say 170lb avg) buddies out on his shoulders while in full kit.

Tits or gtfo

>>718399083
Oh. Well shit.

>>718398770
True lol, and you got around the tits or gtfo bit too. Of course being on 4chan a lot isn't a good sign for anyone haha

>>718399344
Been on the past few days looking out for the dropbox link cause ex started posting it again actually. Half the shit on 4chan doesn't bother me like it should cause of my good ol' cringey kik days anyway though.

>>718399300
I would seriously suggest he switched to the AF or Navy. With Trump as our President we will be invading Syria. Shit, I almost got sent there even while Obama was in command. Your precious little boyfriend is going to end up hurt if he gets fucked like all Marines do with their MOS.

>>718399629
By good ol' cringey kik days I can only assume it means talking/sending dirty with random dudes who may or may not be who they say they are lol.

So does that mean ex is one of us cringey fucks who's got lady issues?

>>718400070
Especially if Russia keeps up their aggressive policies, unchecked by Trump

>>718389507
Picked the wrong fucking branch for any of that.

>>718400161
Actually meant being added to kik jails that spammed gore and cp.
Not too far off on the ex though. He lives in PA, far as fuck from me. Know he wasn't catfish cause we Skyped once and mailed each other gifts and stuff, but he very rarely showed himself to me lmao. Flipped shit when I ended it cause he didn't come see me when his mom offered to drive him all the way here.
I could go on but it's a long ass story lmao.

>>718400070
>>718400308
Can't say I like him joining USMC but it's still his decision to make at the end of the day.

>>718400211
Nice meme. Russia doesn't have the balls nor enough resources to last in a war against the U.S. and our Allies. Shit would be like WW2 except we won't be there this time saving them while the Nazis pushed their shit in. We'd be doing the pushing.

>>718388439
this... lulz

>>718400594
Huh, I've never used kik, so I didn't know those were things. Nice to know anonymity creates the same kind of people that /b/ does.

Come on, you know you want to tell the long ass story haha. I haven't met anyone that doesn't like to rant about someone that pissed them off

>>718400788
They've already usurped the Ukraine government and annexed it, without starting a war. I didn't say they'd start a war, just that they'd keep on doing what they've been doing.

>>718401196
I mean, true. Should I greentext (prob suck at formatting it right though because I'm a newfag) or wall of text

>>718386635
Dumb cuck doesn't have the discipline to not smoke weed prior to Meps. He won't make it anywhere

>>718401455
Either one is cool with me, greentext just keeps it from turning into massive paragraphs

>>718401362
That's my point. We will end up at war with them, just give it 5-10 years and watch. This is only if Russia keeps doing what they have been doing.

>>718394544
This explains why you are only 5 foot 1

also, nice dubs

>>718402674
That'd be freaking giant tall if it was 5'1" without legs

>>718401840
i shall attempt greentext

>be me, 15 and naive
>meet guy on kik
>guy goes by narwal
>???
>narwal is dating M, a mutual friend of ours
>breaks up with M after starting to like me
>feel bad, tell narwal he should have stayed w M
>get over guilty conscience
>talk to narwal constantly
>narwal is anon on kik and doesn't show face
>finally sends face
>gingerfag
>thinks he's cute though
>start dating sept 2015
>is now thanksgiving break
>narwal's family goes to disney in FL
>he gets as close as 40 from my house
>is usually 10+ hours away
>doesn't stop by
>be me, hurt as fuck
>is at disney over my 16th birthday
>hardly talks to me
>hurt again
>passes through my state otw home
>skip to christmas
>buy each other gifts
>skypes me once so my mom knows he isn't catfish
>skip to spring break
>his mom offers to drive him down to meet me
>narwal is too insecure to meet me irl
>hurt again lol
cont.

>>718402857
Seems you got the gist of greentext just fine

>he gets p90x as an easter gift
>says he'll visit once he finishes it
>flashback to beginning of semester
>sitting behind guy i liked for a while in spanish
>resist feels for guy bc narwal
>stay faithful to gingerfag
>skip to 6 month anniversary
>buy gifts again
>spend shit ton on a drone
>he gets me a wooden box with love notes
>be me, regretful
>have still only skyped once
>i send selfies and videos constantly
>he sends one selfie/week
>starting to lose feelings by this point
>guy in my class and i start talking
>narwal knows about guy
>will call guy E
cont.

>>718403625
I gotta find myself an internet cutie

>>718403986
Just for the free shit and naivete, no offense to you

>narwal knows bc both of them play csgo
>narwal asks me to ask E how to sell skins and shit
>E knows about internet bf
>calls me sweetheart, beautiful, etc
>be me, confused
>tell E I want to stay with narwal
>E respects and backs off, stay friends
>E gets kicked out by stepmom
>starts hanging out at my house with his friend
>will call her R
>R and E stay at my house after school to wait on ride home
>be me, spending hours a day with a guy i like and who likes me
>fuckmedude
>narwal flips out over small things often, doesn't talk to me for days when he's mad
>be me, tired of manipulative bullshit
>E and R are worried about me bc of narwal
>trying to save relationship
>get pressured into nudes by gingerfag
>swears he deleted them each time
>be me, naive as fuck
>narwal starts getting mad when i dont send them often enough
>R constantly encouraging me to break up with him
>she tells me that E still really likes me
>fuck
>get into huge fight with narwal
>spending more time with R and E every day
cont.

>>718404412
As much as dudes and chicks want to be different from each other, there's just as many manipulative crazies on both sides

>finally admit feelings to E
>tell him nothing is going to happen between us until i break up with narwal
>respects me
>tell narwal i want to end things
>he begs me to stay
>offers to skype me every day, come visit asap, etc
>be me, already detached from gingerfag
>break up with him
>he threatens to kill himself
>crying on phone
>i cry too
>finally over
>try to stay friends
>is constantly asking me if I'll ever try to be with him again
>say maybe because i feel guilty
>asks me if i broke up with him for someone else
>answer is yes and no but i only say no
>still feel like shit about it
>he starts getting more suicidal
>tells me he cuts now
>mutual kik friend tells him about E
>calls me a slut, hopes im miserable forever, threatens me, etc.
>E curses him out
>yikes
>finally stop talking to narwal
>skip to june 2016
>E is staying in my driveway in his car
>still kicked out, no longer friends with R
>narwal starts texting me again, apologizes
>be me, dumb and forgiving
cont.

>>718405095
Wait, sorry if I just missed this, but why was E kicked at and no longer friends with R? Or you no longer friends with R?

And also, anyone else lurking or just me?