You walk in your backyard and see this, what do?

>>718380339
hello there. what are you doing in my back yard?
enjoying the sunlight?

>>718380339
How the fuck did she get out of the basement?

Call the cops

I don't give a fuck

>>718380339
Make her happy.

>>718380454
what a homo

>>718381015
how so

>>718380339
Feed her

M4 carbine, go! Use Shoot!

run inside and jerk off

I have a backyard?

>>718381113
what if shes not hungry

>>718380339

grab her by the pussy

>>718380339
that grass is actually really nice. I wish I had a backyard like that, its so pretty.

>>718381288

Offer lemonade to?

>>718381051
Idk waht would make a little girl happy?

>>718380339

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>718381302
>noticing grass first
fag

>>718380339
Make shit wierd
>like I always fuckin do

>>718381288
Her round (very young) face is belied by her thin arms and twiggy, skipped-leg-day calves. She needs homemade mac and cheese, stat.

>>718381451
expensive things

>>718381016
>*inzips pants*
>succ my pee pee

better?

>>718380339
If its in my yard, im gonna fuck it starting with the feet.

>>718381635
It's fine. Would provide.

Bring out the lawnmower. That grass needs to be cut down.

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do this

Pour gas around her, light gas on fire. Wait for her to crawl out the flames, and stab her with a ice pick.

>>718380339
Why does my backyard have a tree in it? Why am I in America? THIS MUST BE TRUMPS DOING, ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR.

>>718382046
You are from India, correct? ;)

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Wonder why there aren't any piles of leaves on the ground. It's not fucking summer

>>718380339
>buy her ice cream
>take her to parents
>befriend parents
>wait till shes 18
>ask for hand in marriage
>have sex only in missionary position to procreate and have copious children.

Realistically? Call the cops.

>>718381736
why starting with feet

>>718380339
Why would I go in the backyard its winter time.

>>718381963
you will have to tell her to move first dumbass

Send my boa to fuck her up

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>>718380339
>tfw no one commenting on her perfect delicious soles

>>718382438
If she is to dumb to move...Darwinism.

>>718382390
Why, on Earth?

Do women scare you so much that you couldn’t muster a simple, "Hi, what are doing there?"?

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>>718380339
>mfw no ones around

>>718383088
Hi, what are you* doing there?

>>718380339
I tell her "Consuella, look you cant keep coming over to this side of the border"

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>>718382281

>>718380339
Excuse me ma'am, but I must uhm... smell your toes. If you could just keep your legs still.

*SNIIIIIIIIIFF*

Oh my... Well... um. That's... was quite... useful. Now if you could just let me try your other foot.

*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFF SNIIIIIFF SNIFF SNIFF*

Hhhhgggn.... I uh... I appreciate your participation. I hope we can do this again very soon.

Jail is just a room

>>718383720
this was cringey and hot at the same time

Offer her laxative filled drink. She uses broken toilet in house. Store material for future fapping and worship session. (Crazy person, Check)

>>718383720
>not going for a lick
stay beta

Tell her to get the fuck off my lawn. Then spray with hose.

Who are you? What are you doing here?

Ponder those philosophical quandaries while I call your parents.

Wonder why the garden looks like that in January

>>718383936
her white tank will go transparent if wet

>>718383720
what do you think they smell like

>>718384020
Not my problem as long as she's off my lawn. Stupid bitch.

Pat her down for mike and/or hidden camera. (Called foreplay were i come from).

>>718382486
boas arent legal to pet in the United States

>>718384165
why so angry? shes just a kid. probably doesnt know better

>>718384020
boner

>>718380339
nothing because i'm not a pedophile.

>>718380339
Get off my loan you whore.

>>718380339
Dem feet, fuck

tell that silly bitch to go home before she freezes to death. theres like 2 inches of snow and it's only some 4 degrees out.

bring her inside and wrap her in a heated blanked and make some hot chocolate.
Its subfreezing temperatures right now and shes dressed like its summer, shes probably freezing.
After shes warm and cozy Ill ask her why her parents were ok with her being in cold.
Parents are probably dead or dont care so I would ask if it is ok to adopt her and give her platonic unconditional love.

>>718384721
what about em

>>718380339
> get on the floor
> Do the dinosaur

>>718384816
what if she has no home

>>718380339
I'd make a thread on /b/ and ask 'what do' because I'm a faggot like OP.

>>718385057
call CPS and hope she doesn't get raped in her new foster home.

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Propose

>>718380339
>hey whats ur name let men them panties

>>718385391
should probably make sure shes safe by visiting foster home

>>718385453
shes underage tho

>>718385607
that would be awkward

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>>718380339
Kill it.
Damn little people eating up all my crops.

>>718385660
win-win situation

>>718385841
would you sleep well with the thought you might have sent her to an abusive family?

>>718385910
MODS

>>718385929
CPS' job, not mine. i sleep just fine knowing hundreds of children in america are being violated right now by both relatives and strangers, but i still hope they'll end up in a better situation. cant bother myself with the worlds problems, or else i'd never get out of bed in the morning.

>>718385910
>>718385968
MODS

>>718380339
>cut a hole in pants so my ballsack hangs out
>go up to her to ask her what she doing etc
>make sure stand behind her so scrotum rests on the tip of her toes
>cum gallons as her toes unknowingly fondle my scrotum

>>718386302
yeah but you havent met those hundreds of children. in this case you are partially responsible

>>718385968
>>718386388
MODSMODSMODS

>>718381473
Turning 360 degrees and walking "away" is walking towards the girl. Fag

call 911

>>718380339
give her anything her little heart desires

>>718386654
>being this retarded

>>718380339
fuck her soft little feet

>>718387109
what if she doesnt give you consent

>>718386583
my legal options are to leave her to die on my property, kick her off my property to die in the cold somewhere else, or call CPS. that's life kid, get a helmet.

>>718380339
Id offer her some eggs

>>718387178
who cares still doing it

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>>718380339
>"hello little g- OH GOD WHATS THAT SMELL!"
>"idk what are you talking about? Im just reading into book"
>"Uh Oh, did you make a stinky popo?"
>"NO I DID NOT! I DID NOT MAKE A STINKY POPO!"
>Rips of pants, full of stinky popo
>moar popo erupts from dirty asshole
>"It looks like somebody needs a diaper change!"
>"NO! HELP I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU! MOMMY, DADDY, MOOT! HELP IM BEING RA-
>Takes out shotgun and blows head off little gir
>Moot is kill bitch.

>>718380339
Wonder how the fuck the grass got green. I'm a lawn fag

>>718382304
age of consent is 16. and I doubt she would want you anon

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>>718387225
Im just saying its not that hard to check up on her to make sure shes safe or maybe even accompany her to a foster home with CPS

>>718380339
ask her if she has any more pictures like this one

>>718387630
cant marry though

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>>718387447
Topkek

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>>718386589
MOGSMOBSMOFSMOTHSMOPSMOSS!

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>>718387404
thats sexual assault

>>718384620
>implying being a pedophile is the only reason to take action
if you weren't one then you wou;dn't have jumped to that response

>>718387447
lost at popo

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>>718387447
>rips of pants, full of stinky popo

>>718388034
mods

>>718380339
My home is gated off and where I live I can shoot trespassers. So I'd obviously grab my AR-15 and put it on the gun rack, go to my backyard and ask if she was lost. Based on her response I'd either help her off my property kindly, or help her off my property forcefully. Either way she's getting off of my property

>>718388606
mods

>>718388640
you voted for trump didnt you

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Ask her where her parents are, why is she out in cold. Bring her inside and give her something to eat/drink until her parents come.

Cut her fucking ears off and shove them into her uterus and proceed to kick her in the stomach until she vomits blood and then rape the shit out of her.
Like any normal person would.

>>718380339
>stare at her from behind tree
>fap furiously
>wait 'til she's engrossed in reading
>run over and skeet on her head
>wipe dick on her feet before running back inside

>>718388640
>My home is gated off and where I live I can shoot trespassers
dont want anyone catching you fucking your sister eh?
Americans are so pathetic

>>718389442
kek

>>718389476
My home is also my business m8. I'm a woodworker and blacksmith. I don't particularly live in the nicest area, so gating it off is the best idea.

>>718389036
Can't vote, I'm a legal immigrant.

>>718380339
>You know you're lying in dogshit, right?

>>718388640
>being scared of an adorable little girl
its not a like nigger is in your backyard, calm down

TURN 720 DEGREES AND WALK AWAY

>>718389352
You fucking piece of shit.

>>718390076
>responding to blatant shitposting
Stop enabling them. Starvation is the only cure for attention whores.

lick her feet

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>>718390481
what did i do

>sneak back inside
>switch sprinkler system on

>:^)

>>718380339
she looks bored ... i'd ask her if she'd like to suck my cock

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>>718390756
>her clothes will get transparent and stick to her body

>>718390645
YOU'RE A FUCKING NORMIE!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>718382594
fuck off footfag

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>>718390951

>>718391064
>pretending her feet arent perfect
nice try faggy

>>718380339
Just turn on my sprinklers

>>718380546
Shit.....underrated POST CMOOOOON /b/ acknowledge yer fellow degenerates with the recognition they deserve....

>>718391315
This.
I don't have to interact with anyone and I get rid of my pest problem.
Win-win.

Ask her if she wants to roleplay anime with me

>>718391603
>calling a cute girl a pest

>>718386654
Newfag detected

>>718380339
Tomahawk missile the bitch because she broke the NAP

ask her if she knows how many guys fapped to her

>>718391716
She isn't?
I don't exactly look like a friendly person to begin with, and having a little girl in backyard isn't going to make the neighbors think any better of me.
And besides, kids are shitheads who'll try to get you in trouble because they were bored that day.

>>718391892
Is she famous?
Or are you just talking about this thread?

>>718382431
this

I'd be confused as hell. There's like a foot of snow in my backyard right now

>>718391875
ICBM with nuclear warhead while my strong-interaction repulsion force field is up

>>718391920
>lets turn on the sprinklers so it wont look like im trying to get her wet to see through her clothes

>>718380339
Depending on the laws of your state
kill her in self defense
then rape the body

>>718391920
I don't mind her being there but my grass is thirsty

>>718391970
not sure if famous but probably ive seen her on 4chan before

Shoot her for trespassing, obviously scoping the joint out. Don't fall for it /b/

>>718392189
Good point.
I'd probably just ignore her or go out for a walk.

>>718392290
>kill her in self defense
why do americans love violence so much

>>718392189
I would give a shit about the kid it's just that I put time and effort to make my back yard look nice. Just to see this twat laying down on my beautiful grass. Fuck out of here what that shit

we should water her and see what grows

>>718392487
We are a gun country. A gun rights association controls our government.

>>718380339
the usual..
Go over to her and sit on her butt and sniff her feet and suck her toes, then stand her up, rip her clothes off, bend her over and lick and suck on her butthole and pussy pushing my tongue inside each of them exploring her holes. Then I'd suck on her tits and bite her nipples for a while while fingering both her holes then put my dick in her vag and swap it with her butthole every so often and fuck her asshole and gape her asshole nice and big and piss inside it until I pull out and cum down her throat, then Push her on her back, lift her legs up and force her to poo out my piss all over her face and in her mouth and have her drink it.

>>718392487
it's just more proof they all have tiny penises

>>718391315
chills down my spine, youre the irl-pedo.

>>718393288
sounds hot

>>718380339
.. let me know if you rather want a chair or if I can get you anything allright.
> maybe get a rusty knife if my pedo neighbour is creeping on her again. to cut his troat.

>>718388240
the OP asked what do like it was about your younger sister in your moms bedroom. nothing wrong with his response.
> die, all of you, fkng pedo's

>>718382026
>hurr durr "omg c.p MODS MODS MODS!!!"

pedos

>>718392189
pedo

>>718380339
Ask her if she has any pretty friends

>>718394186
uh, what?
you made all of that up just now

>>718393288
i was with you at suck her toes. rest is a bit much

>>718381016
unless ur 12, there is nothing wrong with that.

Tell her to get the fuck out of my backyard.

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bapsss

>>718395648
What the fuck

>CP?
>Why the hell is that nine-year old browsing 4chan

>>718395804
oh you sweet summer child

>>718384986
Fuck off, FBI.

>>718388034
Ah fuck! MODS

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>>718396021

>>718393288
my man

>>718380339
Im no pedo but fuck her feet are so sexy.
not sure if its because i havent fapped in 10 days or if theyre just hot

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i'd wish she was him

>>718397083
kys

Rape it

>>718397461
Is that some abbreviation for how you want to cum on her soles too?

Wearing nothing but a paper bag on my head I'd kick open the back door-
Run at her while making an autistic screeching sound and then spear her onto the ground and fuck her rotten.

Works every time ;-)

>>718397083
Don't label what you like, young girls are sexy, whatever, just don't fuck em

>>718397737
i want to suck her candy blue toes and have my saliva drip down her soft scrunched wrinkled soles then proceed to jerk my dick and glaze her saliva soaked soles with my hot cum

I'd make her spit in my mouth

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>>718391716
>cute girl eating my damned crops and livestock
>not a pest
>no damned bread and no damned potatoes
>surviving a winter without bread and potatoes
Nah man I would shoot that bitch with my fucking crossbow then feed her to lions for educational purposes.

>>718395804
>being this new

>>718396237
>>718388606
This is legal retards

Say to myself "how the fuck did I get a back yard?"

Wonder why the fuck she's in my back yard.

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>>718387447

Tell her to get the fuck out of my yard

>>718399171
Danish redneck confirmed.

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>>718399999
By the gods

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>>718399999

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>>718399999
holyshit

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>>718399999

>>718399999
The quints have spoken

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>>718399999
checked

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>>718396021

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>>718399999

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>>718399999

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>sit down in front of her and
>fap like she wasn't even there but
>making intense eye contact the whole time; >stand up and cum on her.
>tell "that'll be about tree fiddy"
>leave

>>718380339
"You're going to have to leave. I don't need the liabilities and hysteria. Get out."

>>718380339
explain to her that i like dick and this thot is gonna have to leave she is scaring away the men.

>>718399999
o my

>>718400058
Suck dick svensker
but holyshit your right