Anyone ever fuck a high quality sex doll? Would you say it's

why not just get whores?

$8k will buy a lot of very good whores, and you won't have to empty your own cum out of them before they start to attract flies

>>718365901
this, or spend 2k taking a chick on a cruise, she will put out

>>718365969
the way i use whores i would.

>>718365901
>why not just get whores?
STD's, pimps, pimps robbing you, girls robbing you, you get a trap, the police trap you, etc.

>>718365901
>>718365969
I'm literally too autistic to hire a whore. I absolutely cannot be around real women let alone fuck them.

>>718365795
Yeah you'd be better off getting high end escorts.

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hookers seem to be the best way to handle this saturation

>>718366153
>>718366178
Yeah, all this. OP I'd get one of those if I was rich.

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>>718365795
If youre willing to spend the rest of your life whitout a woman (hehe) hell yeah, if not better hire a slut

>>718366178
At least OP's honest. How's the artificial pussy feel tho? Be a shame to drop 8 grand and it feel like fucking a tire

>>718366178
jesus you cereal dawg?

>>718365795

i would defiantly get one just to have one one i guess and i have a wife lol ...but those nips are hardly "realistic" and usually the cunts look like shit

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>>718366383
I wish I were kidding

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penis size rank

>>718366348
I mean I've tried fleshlights and I can't compare it to the real thing but it's alright. Not like I would know any better. If the pussy feels like a fleshlight it would be an improvement cuz it's more life like

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I think after fucking a rubber doll a couple of times you tire of it and feel disgusted and ashamed. I would find a decent escort (one with lots of good reviews on theeroticreview) and become a regular customer. If you are clean, polite and pay the asking price, they don't care about your autism.

>>718365795
I have one, op. I have one. Spent ~4k on it.

I'd say it's worth it. Cleaning it only takes ~15 minutes.

Something to consider is that they are HEAVY. Not real person heavy, but still cumbersome to move around.

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>>718366131
kek well played sir

>>718366178
And this is why people who think only beta losers fuck whores are retarded.

Permavirgins are too anxious to actually get a whore.

>>718366949
On a conscious level I know that whores don't give a fuck about autism but I just can't bring myself to do it.

>>718367318
Self recrimination is bad mmmmkay

dude just get a fleshlight

>>718366963
How exactly do you go about cleaning it?

Op giving every excuse to not fuck real women... So just buy a fucking doll already man.

Cold soft rubbery flesh that never says no.

Get a doll and an HTC VIVE watch some vr porn while you fuck it.

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>>718367513
It might actually help you relate to girls, take away the intimidation factor

>>718367513
>On a conscious level I know that whores don't give a fuck about autism but I just can't bring myself to do it.

>Giving a fuck what some paid whore thinks of you.

Yeah that's not even autism, that's social anxiety.

Start taking lexapro and start working out.
You'll look better, feel better, and start talking to random people not giving a shit if they think you're weird or not.

I fucked a giant ass pussy combo made out of cyberskin while watching porn.

It was kinda nice, totally guilt free, no worrying about stds, easy cleaning easy to hide, easy to put in a sink full of hot water for 5 minutes to warm it up, and you can watch whatever porn you want!

It was like 100 bucks. But i got drunk and shoved my fist into it, tore it in half :-(

I bought one of those 6 pounds of pussy and ass dolls a while back. Used it like 3 times, the pussy hole ripped, and I had to toss it. Didn't even feel great. Those things are made by the same company that makes real dolls, so I imagine they're fairly similar,

Can't recommend.

>>718365795
Stay up till 2am, don ski mask, find local sheep farm... profit?

>>718368483
This, I has a friend who literally thought he couldn't talk to girls or even be around them because he was so socially anxious because he was a 300lb fatfuck.

He hit the gym, got lean, and no lie is fucking some hot ass blonde now. Just buy some pre-workout to get you motivated and go get swol son.

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>>718365795

Holy fuck, dude. Use your hand like a normal person, and spend that $8k on coke, or a therepist, or something.

>>718368890
kekeroo

>>718365795
Why is its asshole inflamed?

>>718368930
I'm a neet with very few hobbies so jerking it is pretty much all I do. My hands just don't do it for me anymore

>>718365795
Jesus Christ, people! Just fap, for fuck's sake!

>>718369503
How about herb. Man for 8 grand you can get a lot of herb. Use the herb to focus and find activity that stimulates your mind, Craig.

>>718368899
Nigga, OP ain't got 6-12 months of gym time to lean up and stack. He needs 1-800-getlaid-now that's right 1-800-get laid-now! That's right, For just 3 easy payments of...nevermind

What is your location op, I know some hookers I'll help you get hooked up

>>718370090
I wish it was that easy. My job does random hair tests. Its not worth it.

:(

>>718366019
Because of the implication right?

>>718370597
Oh wow. Whaddya do for a living? Use that to leverage some woman.

What if you spend $8k on a doll, then a traumatizing even happens that suddenly makes you unattracted to the doll's features?

>>718367678
Wipe it down with a soapy cloth. The head disconnects, so I can wash that separately. Insides can by cleaned with a baster and sponge.

Dry it off with a paper towel and lightly apply some baby power over all of it to preserve the silicone.

>>718370738
holy shit watching through this for the first time and this is the first reference I've understood so far. Nicely meme'd my friend.

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>>718370578
Austin, TX but as I said I cannot deal with women not even whores.

>>718370738
heh heh heh ;] i see what ya did there

>>718370861
Not in tx but dude you don't have to deal with them, I'd hook it all up do the talking leave then all you gotta do is walk in and insert penor.

>>718365795
You can buy a really nice hooker for 8k. Or a bunch of less nice ones. Your call. I'd probably go with a decent hooker and spend at least 5k on drugs. Do drugs, fuck hooker, do drugs with hooker, fuck hooker on drugs. Win win win win. But that's just what I would do.

>>718365795
Wait 5 years and get a sexbot5000

>>718370861
Every time I see this pic, I think to myself, "I wish she was my mom".

>>718371285
We are getting so close anon /sniffle

>>718371285
It will be banned in the USA from the jump.

>>718371485
You take that back right now!

>in my Donald Trump voice

I never said the sexbot5000 would be banned in the USA.

>>718372006
My ftiend has an HTC VIVE. We are so, so close to a sexual revolution

>>718365795
why not just by a plane ticket to Thailand

and bang real girls

It's fake

>>718372332
Because when you come back home, you will not be in Thailand anymore.

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>>718372332

AIDS

>>718370861
you a student?

>>718365795
Drop $8k on a PC build

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China makes the best dolls.
Meet Jia Jia, the impeccable android doll.

>>718373193
I would get her pregnant.

>>718366637

>people actually believe these

>>718369503
Warm up a banana, get a glove

Hooyaa

(use the fruit as a lube for the skin)

>>718370861
you know what they say

steers and queers

>>718373083
NEET

>>718373407
Sorry about your small dick Pajeet

>>718373448
just wondering bc currently at UT. lived in san antonio previously

>>718373123
Nah, spend 2.5k on a pc, 1k on fucking some slurs at bars, and invest the rest.

>>718373616
Fuckng yes kek

>>718373616

>he's actually dumb enough to think there are scientists just walking into the Congo, unmolested, asking to measure dicks

No source, no credibility.

>>718366949
if i were op i'd honestly start with a couple different brands of male masturbators. caring for a sex doll is a lot of work. and there is always going to be a musk of rubber scent no matter how many times you wash them or spray with perfume.

also op you are gonna have to fuck the same holes over and over. i'd at least buy into masturbators and also look up sex doll fucking videos.

also i'd be much much more inclined to buy into a few women before going ham on a sex doll dropping thousands for something you'll have to stick with forever. it's not like a videogame where we can resell everything instantly.

>>718365795
I'd say once you have a multi thousand dollar sex doll, you've officially given up on women. I mean, after shelling out that kind of cash you're NEVER gonna get rid of it, and due to it's size, it's not exactly an easy thing to hide. Sure, you could get a large trunk or something, but I think there would likely be questions from any woman or friend over about what's in the 5X3X3 trunk that's locked up like fort knox.

So I'd say any potential sex life you may have would be officially over.

Plus, 4k can easily *earn* a woman without paying for one. Take a woman out to nice upscale restaurants and bars, wear a nice tailored suit, buy a nice car (okay, that last one will take more than 4k, but if you have 4k to spend on a sex doll, you could probably have a good ride).

I mean, I *totally* understand the appeal. I want one too. I suck with women (but I don't go totally without, I can find dates and sex, they're just scarce and I usually fuck them up).

But I think a life size sex doll is officially declaring defeat. No women after that for you. Not to mention I could think of a million better uses for 4k. Maybe for a few hundred it might be reasonable, and if you and a girl were getting serious, you could probably feel okay throwing it away.

>>718365795

$8k? That's really freaking high quality, but it's not the best money can buy.

There is a company based in Tianjin started by a pair of German and Chinese business men about 5 years ago. Chia Eigen, Ltd. (or something like that?)

They're about to release their model on the market within the next 6 months... they will be going for about $30k.... I mean jesus, 30 large? But it's pretty fucking sick. You don't even have to clean them out (some reverse osmosis something or another, I'm not really sure)... you charge them once in a while, and ever 10th use or so you have to refill their back with a cleaning solution. Far superior to needing to clean them out manually.

I was working a temp job with them a few months back, and just my luck I got to test one out (actually, I wasn't supposed to but you'd be surprised how low the security was on prototypes that cost several grand... I was just working there as a factory janitor). The skin is so fucking real and it has vibrators and shit built into it. When you use it doggy style, it actually has motors and she responds (like thrusts, etc) Feels like the real thing.

>>718372332
Bang "real girls"
That's a joke and I'm just taking bait but well done.

>>718374557
You are aware that for like 8k you could basically have a pretty decently hot woman shipped to you from a 3rd world country. Sure it will be a "mail order bride" but everyone knows that it's basically just a foreign sex slave....

Not to mention strategically spending even 4k on status symbols like some kickass gator shoes and a tailored satin suit could get you all kinds of tail....

For me, a very lifesize real doll would only be worth like 500 tops. Any more and it's totally not worth it..... and it's pretty much the end of any attempt at sex or dating for you...

>>718373646
I failed out of UT so you were kind of close

>>718375021
I am aware, but there are plenty of lonely millionaire dudes out there who have money to burn and are too anxious to be with a hooker / have misgivings about mail order brides or thai wives