>you are a father
>living alone with cute 9yo daughter
>one night, you check if she sleeps in her room
>you see moving blanket and hear sounds
>you realize she is playing with herself
What will you do?
Leave because I'm not a pedophile
kick her to sleep
>>718352015
Buy her a gallon of lube and some XL Bad Dragon dildos to use, what else you stupid fuck?
>>718352015
Walk out of the room, call my sister in the morning and ask her to deal with it cause I dont want shit to do with whats happening.
>>718352015
>think "how would i feel if someone were to find me fapping"
>turn around an leave cause it´s not my fucking thing to bother with
>>718352015
throw her your dildo and say goodnight
>>718352015
Let her have her fucking alone time. Go masturbate in my own room while thinking about it. Get her a minivibe for her tenth birthday.
Pretend like you didn't see anything.
Give "the talk" at a later date.
>>718352130
>>718352015
Wait till she's at least 16.
Fuxk her like no tomorrow.
Because im a decent bastard
>>718352302
This is the only correct answer.
>>718352015
ask if you can smell her fingers
>>718352015
go inside the room and yell, masturbation causes blindness.
>>718352098
sage
Do it
>>718352302
Time flies when you're a faggot
>>718352015
Knock before you open the door next time you fuckin' prevert.
>>718352302
interupt her and for the next hour or two give her a fap demonstration and have her show me how she faps for inspection and tell her she will die if she faps by herself without me there to make sure she does it properly each time
>>718352015
Disallow access to any internet connected device for her. 9-year-olds don't do that shit on their own. Only on /b/ do people think otherwise. So obviously she was influenced by the internet.
>>718352015
turn 360° and walk away
>>718352611
>>718352015
360 noscope that bitch
>Slowly and quietly pull out my phone
>Set it to vibrate mode.
>Open the Bridge and Law remix of PUMPED UP KICKS by Foster the People.
>Blast the chorus on max volume
>>718353029
>implying you know what every fucking 9 year old in the whole fucking world is thinking and what they will do on their own time.
>>718352015
Move on to the Spiderman costume
turn 360 and moonwalk away
>>718352015
Depends on the relationship I've had with her in the past 9 years, and how she looks.
Most likely expose her to images of guys women would normally deem attractive in the form of catalogues, magazines, and other ordinary material in the direction that she's heterosexual and cut out images of girls too skinny for her body frame to accomplish. Just have the material lying around without noticing where they are or care about it.
>>718353029
>9-year-olds don't do that shit on their own
Yeah, because nerve endings were invented by the Internet.
>>718353029
okay take the internet away. what about school? what about her friends? what about television? what about her phone? you see how taking away something isn't going to help and in fact will drive them harder in their own direction?
>>718353262
the best answer
>>718353029
Found the 9 year old
>>718353029
Dude there's 5 year olds that touch themselves without anyone teaching them. They realize it feels good and they like feeling good it's really that simple
>>718352111
What's with these unchecked trips?
>you are a father
>living alone with cute 9yo daughter
>one night, you check if she sleeps in her room
>you see moving blanket and hear sounds
>you realize she is playing with herself and moaning "papa"
what will yo do?
ftfy
>>718353029
clearly you've never been around children. Genital play is completely natural part of growing up
>>718352111
This is your best answer.
>>718353262
>>718353029
shit. think we've just been trolled fellas
>>718353471
>'Did you just assume my gender you 9y/o shitlort?'
>>718353243
A nine year old raised under NORMAl conditions would not know what they where doing and whould not see as pleasuring themselves as an adult does. All they know is it gives them a funny feeling that they may or may not like. In this girls case it would seem she likes it. That however still does not mean she is sexually aroused or understands what being aroused means.. When you had your first boner or wet dream did you know what it was or did you have the internet or other material to forewarn yourself?
>>718352015
Leave like a normal human being
>>718352111
Topkek
>>718352015
>walk down the stairs and disconnect the internet
>walk up again and sneak in again
>when movement of blanket continues - allright she's fine
>when movement stopped and angry yelling starts - bingo you interrupted some peddo on omegle to make her do it
>some talk has to be done next day
>>718353722
>>718353332
>9 year kid
>phone
This is why I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
>off by one
>>718353471
Same thing. >>718352437
It's a fairly common thing for young girls to fixate on their father.
Pour sage all over her
>>718353315
Tits or GTFO
Buy her some toys.
>>718353657
If "pretending to be retarded" was the same thing as "trolling", you might be right. However, I don't think he was pretending at all.
>>718352015
>kill yourself pedo scum
>>718353657
Kek, I could barely keep a straight face as I wrote that.
Not me: >>718353747
>>718353454
Honestly, I'd love to hear from some females about early masturbation. Heck, I'd like to hear from guys too. I never found anything pleasurable about stimulating my penis until the first day I came (at 10yo).
>>718352015
If you don't have any female friends or relatives available and willing to talk to her, take her to a female counselor, or ask her school to recommend one.
>>718353029
Started diddling when I was 3 or 4. Nerves & natural bodily curiosity most toddlers have =/= internet.
>>718353029
When i was 7 i used to whack it, and i had no internet access at all.
>>718354171
So then you've been diddling for what about five years now?
>>718352015
don't mind me, continue pls
>>718352111
kek this
>>718352911
9 is a little young. I'd at the very least take her to a psychologist to make sure nothing happened to her to get her curious about it.
>>718353894
exactly but i have to assume she has one in this day and age
>>718354069
MODS MODS MODS
>>718354274
Sure.
>>718354069
Fighting evil by comitting an even bigger evil
Satan aproves
>>718353066
So you're walking back at her?
>>718354104
Me and another neighborhood boy used to suck on each others penises when we were 6 It lasted until we reached the age when we started cumming in eachother mouths.
>>718354348
are you autistic?
The misunderstanding here is simple. Being aroused and understanding what being aroused are two different things. Unless somebody started a 9 year olds sex education wayyyy too early they will not not what the word aroused means or what it means to be aroused. However they can be aroused they simply know it is something that feels good and is in no way sexual to them..
>>718354069
You're not scaring or insulting anyone with remarks like that. You're pissing in an ocean of piss. Set sail for home, because this isn't the place for you.
>>718354445
Well...that's gay.
>>718354330
I hear you there - It's just disappointing to me how parents give their children smartphones and unrestricted internet access and are surprised when they turn into annoying douchebags.
Not be a creep
>>718354274
Underrated post
>>718354449
Yes. Aren't you?
>>718354558
I'm not denying that. I was abused as a child from a woman in my family, and thought sex with a woman was dirty and filthy, hence why a experimented with sex with boys instead of girls.
>>718354069
HOLY SHIT MODS
Do a ps4 and walk towards her
>>718354727
Whatever makes you feel ok being gay..
Walk away and say nothing
>>718354687
...yeah
Can you pedos go to vola or something? You're not wanted here
>>718352015
Smuggle her to Africa to receive clitorectomy.
>>718354846
I'm not gay. I have a wife and children. I'm bi if anything. Penises still turn me on.
>>718353066
/fucking thread
>>718352015
Leave the room, you fucking perv.
Next day I'd regret it and install cameras everywhere.
>>718354944
There is no such thing as being by. You are just in denial and keeping the wife and kids to make yourself feel safe. Once a guy puts a dick in his mouth he is gay.
Call the police
>>718355056
I like being by my friends and family
>>718355056
That's your opinion. I get equally turned on at the sight of pussy.
>>718352015
Bust in singing danger zone.
>>718353747
>When you had your first boner or wet dream did you know what it was or did you have the internet or other material to forewarn yourself?
I wrote >>718353029. The first time I ever came I remember being erect and I had a weird feeling like I wanted to do something. I ending up thrusting into my hand, simulating what I had seen on old porn VHS tapes. I don't know if I had done that if I had never seen sex before. I pumped 3 times and came and it was the first time I associated pleasure with my penis; I never looked back and never stopped fapping.
>>718352015
Groan inwardly at the upcoming labor effort and begin making plans to renovate the basement.
>>718354370
newfag detected
>>718355056
I think you're in denial. There is no grey area for you in terms of sexuality perhaps out of some sort of guilt. You were most likely abused as a child I'd wager. It's okay. It wasn't your fault.
>>718353747
Did you know that kids of all ages have boners? There's not such thing as a "first boner". Man, you're clueless.
>>718354069
We have an edgelord here
>>718354929
We're not shitting up YOUR home, anon. You're shitting up mine. Like Muslim immigrants in Sweden.
Tell the mom
>>718353747
lol that's bullshit, I was beating it in 3rd grade and I figured out pretty quick what comes at the end.
LOL my parents thought I was constipated since I spent so much time in the bathroom. They started feeding me oatmeal for breakfast.
>>718355312
>No such thing as a first boner
... so youre saying no one has every had a boner since no one has had a first boner?
>>718352015
I do the right thing. I give her the privacy she deserves and leave her room because I'm not some degenerative father that would ruin a little child's life.
>>718354929
I think /b/ loves these threads. There is 67 posters.
>>718355837
most /b/ is pedo anon.
>Do I really need to fake not being it
kek
>>718354348
Are you retarded?
Never mind, you ARE retarded!
>>718354929
Kindly fuck off back to your hole, newfag. /b/ was built on anime, implied pedo, bad taste and boredom. Every 3rd thread had pedobear in it. You're the newcancer feelfag trap thread that started killing this place when you heard about it on Fark.
>>718354305
Kids start masturbating at younger age. Its normal. Nothing to worry about really.
>>718353747
You do know that in some school systems htey have already had sex ed by the then. Right?
>>718356004
don't mind him. /b/ is full of normies now.
>>718355285
You dont know what the fuck your talking about, stfu
>>718355219
Underrated post.
Turn 360 and walk away
>>718355796
What makes you think a 9 year old DESERVES privacy? You as a fucking parent should probably talk to her about it.
>>718356072
Wut? It done with 11 & 12 years olds here, in the 6th grade, you know, closer to the age where puberty actually begins.
>>718356032
this. Remember the 12chan raids? It wasn't just /b/. You could find *ahem* lewd threads all over 4chan. I remember a thread on /wg/ that was up for hours before the modhammer finally came down.
>>718352294
>worth it
>>718356249
mods were fapping too. kek. good times.
>>718355736
>LOL my parents thought I was constipated since I spent so much time in the bathroom. They started feeding me oatmeal for breakfast.
>>718354507
This might be the best post ever.
>>718353974
You expect a 9 year old to fit an entire rabbit?
>>718356148
Repression is an ugly thing. You should accept what happened to you an move on.
>>718354104
I'm a girl so I'll answer that for you. I started around 12 when I was watching the Kim possible movie. I wish I was joking.
>>718352015
>What will you do?
KILL OP
>>718356032
amen bro
>>718356480
Are you of age now?
>>718356480
go on...
>>718356326
>>718355736
your parents thought you were constipated so they fed you oatmeal? sadistic fucks. RIP anons anus
>>718356249
>I remember a thread on /wg/
>boards other than /b/
Oh all the things I have missed in by /b/eing here.
>>718353747
I new where babies came from when I was 6 and was jacking it to orgasm at 7 newfriend.
>>718356326
hey reddit
>>718356480
if you are not underage post tits. If underage... post full body nude. This is pedo thread. Thanks.
>>718356241
You did note I said some, meaning not all. What you are saying is true in your area. But not all areas are the same.
>>718356480
>>718356598
the best part is that it sent me to the bathroom even more. What's weird is that I didn't discover jerking it for years. I would literally slap box the little fucker for 20 minutes to get off.
>>718356695
You're fucking cancer. Go back to tor
>>718356695
>requesting cp
MODS MODS MODS
>>718352307
underated kek
>>718356645
>orgasm at 7
Yeah, we're going to believe that.
>>718356480
How did you know what to do and had you ever felt pleasure down there before?