Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>718336363
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>718349159
Semantics, dude. Consent is desire or permission to engage in sex. Female dogs have a sex drive which makes them desire sex.
>>718349342
Does OG stand for original gangster??
Still here.
>>718348823
>>718336019
>Been "doodling" around on my toy piano since I'm 7, but never had lessons or instruction of any sort.
>I've only been playing piano to entertain myself since I'm a kid. when I was at the age of 12 my older sister started taking piano lessons and was given a decent Yamaha keyboard.
>I was not allowed to use the keyboard.. but I still did often at night with earphones. At the age of 17 I signed up for the cheesy talent show organized by my favorite English teacher.
>He personally insisted for me to participate for god knows what reason. So I went on stage and played random stuff I came up with for about 3 minutes and left.
>Since then I've been allowed to touch the keyboard. I bought myself a Yamaha epiano 2 years ago.
>I am now 20. So it has been 13 years since I first touched that toy piano.
>>718349516
>which makes them desire sex
Yeah, with members of their own species.
>>718349516
Got any neat zoonotic diseases yet?
>>718349179
Sure, I didn't know you liked guys though.
>That thread
>>718349516
Where's the best place to get beast porn these days?
カラミチーマス
>>718349598
Cute ribbon.
>>718349516
That it does, i have taken that role due to another Nui anon showing up.
>>718349922
The Internet
>>718349638
With any species. They're not picky.
>>718349743
You can't get one from dogs aside from non-sexual diseases like rabies I guess.
>>718349922
beasttracker.net
Claiming Yui!
>>718349796
>>718349966
No shit.
>>718350001
Yes.. oh shit.
>>718349471
Shouldn't you be in bed~?
>>718350097
With you? Of course.
>>718349527
Why is that woman always mad?
born mad
cut me yuno
Is this shit starting again in a new thread
>>718349998
Close
>>718350165
>>718349796
>you'll never tap that
>>718350256
Sorry, sorry
I don't feel all too well now
>>718349637
Sorry, I haven't been reading through the old thread. Reading other people's messages is haram.
>13 years
That sure is quite some time.
I'm always impressed when people can actually just play something that comes to mind, like it came just natural.
Can the e-stuff really hold a candle to some good old fashioned instrument?
>>718349796
I was hoping for that funny joke. Why is everyone a trap q_q.
>>718350326
why live
I'm going to sleep now ppl!
same bad time same bad web page!
>>718349951
Hey Nui!
>>718350466
G'night~
>>718350404
What happened?
>>718350451
indeed
>>718350466
Night Ruka!
>>718350466
Gnight
>>718350569
Apparently I failed my philosophy class and my nudes got leaked last thread.
>>718350536
good night ;)
>>718350658
c: night night!
>>718350673
sleep tight my friend!
>>718350673
That really sucks. *hugs* I hope you're feeling okay. Hopefully people won't be able to trace them to you, at least.
.
Fucking faggots. You all deserve to die of aids.
>>718350430
>Why is everyone a trap
Gibt definitiv minuspunkte!
>>718349998
Homeless pocky eater.
>>718350249
Maybe, I can take the heat as well, not only be the one at the giving end, as it were.
>>718350430
I don't have any quick wit.
You'll just have to live with that.
>>718350326
I'm yours for the warmth of an actual bed.
>>718350466
Good night.
>>718350430
>I haven't been reading through the old thread
That's completely normal, I was just giving source for my quote.
>Can the e-stuff really hold a candle to some good old fashioned instrument?
Some have very nice touch feel and nice vibrant sound. I would say yes. Some e-piano at the music shop are actually better than the acoustic piano at my old folks' place.
>>718350536
Howdy, Louise! how have you been doing?
>>718350649
Who is this handsome fella?
>>718350649
Maybe someday I'll find a nice one to take care of forever.
>>718350673
Will you have to take the class over?
>nudes
>>718350863
Claim
>>718350796
Thanks. I doubt it though. And even if they do, I'm moving out soon
Still wasn't exactly my brightest moment.
>>718351067
Yup, will have to do.
What have you done today? Can you even work with the pain you have?
Also steam.
>>718351009
you had sex with the thread?
>>718350965
Not too bad. Every time I clear up a day for my photography, the sky grows cloudy and rainy. On days I have other plans, the sky is clear. I'm beginning to think it's a sign.
How about you?
>>718351201
I have to work or I'll lose this apartment. Coworker pointed out the blood seeping from my mouth, and it was embarrassing...
Will I be able to delete the Steam account once I've created it?
>>718349374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg5j1bzm2c8
>>718351067
doubt
I love gay porn
I just wish it wasn't all straight guys
>>718351671
i agree with you. gay is best.
>>718351592
You can always try >>>/soc/
>>718350851
Wenn du das schon für schwul hälst, dann pass auf!
>>718350863
Well, I am a man of his word, so I shall now proceed to shower you with attention and affection, but to make sure it's not too enjoyable I will do so in a creepy way:
You have very nice skin. Would you let me suck on your armpits?
>>718350923
I do sometimes which I had learn to play some instrument. But then I remember that practice takes time and effort.
>>718351773
they are creepy
>>718351324
Perhaps there's something in the clouds for you to capture with it.
I've been well, just been speaking a little bit on discord.
>>718351671
How have you been Konata?
>>718351537
Sounds harsh too. I hope you can pull through.
I just looked it up, you can't. But you can link it with a throwaway e-mail so no one can track it.
I recommend making a [email protected] mail.
Of course, no one checks the personal informations (so you can lie in those) and you can make your account private so you can't be tracked.
>>718352009
great lately actually :o
and you(i)?
>>718351869
>That's one of the first things you said to me on Steam
C'mon Shiro, reusing your lines?
>>718352009
Maybe, but I can't think of anywhere I could go to make these clouds beautiful.
I gotcha! I've still been trying to get a group together for that tabletop thing.
>>718350205
whats wrong with Haruhi?
>>718352134
I'm testing them on insignificant people.
>>718351869
I wish German was easier to learn.
>>718351998
Creepy is fun.
>>718352017
Do you really want to talk to me in private?
>>718352198
She always seems likes she's in a bad mood.
>>718351869
You're a clever one, you. I had a good laugh at that.
>>718352283
Nevermind...
>>718352287
Yes, absolutely.
I know you are probably scared of being rejected but I promise I won't.
>I wish german was easier to learn
He said: If you think that's gay, then watch out!
You can always ask me for german translations if you're having trouble
Acknowledge Lain, and the Great Day of her awakening, anons! Or be accursed.
>>718347196
LETS ALL LOVE LAIN!
>>718352283
You'll never get the girls/traps if you just recycle your lines.
>>718352393
those are just the pictures i use
>>718351537
Woah
That doesn't sound good
What is up man?
Fuck this life
>>718352287
It's closely related to English, and spelling is extremely easy, as there are only a few clear rules you need to learn.
Only difficulties are genders, grammar and assembled words.
Just give it a shot.
>>718352457
I'm sorry, but I have a hard time coming up with really creepy stuff.
Also even that other remark I did inspired by your fair skin.
>>718352620
Well maybe I don't want any of these filthy individuals! Shiro is all I need.
>>718352553
That is not what I'm afraid of. Can Discord be deleted?
>>718352757
Do you think Shiro would let you lick her armpits?
>What decisions have I made in my life that lead to me asking someone that question
>>718352649
I've watched some clips on YouTube and she's always screaming and hitting people.
>>718352687
That picture looks sp00ky, that's what's up.
>>718352715
fuck you too man
>>718352918
Yes, it can. You don't even have to activate your e-mail to verify your account. What are you afraid of?
>>718353040
Lets go
>>718352715
Should I wear protection?
>>718352757
I'm trying right now! and getting nowhere!
>>718352570
it's one of those weirdy mindfuck anime's that makes no sense on purpose, only talked about by idiots who think they're 'deep' and that no one else 'gets it', and is meant for pretentious faggots.
tldr lain is the anime equivalent of tool. or some shit.
>>718353030
Nah man what's up
I haven't seen you for so long and you drop a bomb that you're bleeding from your mouth
Are you okay?
>>718353022
She would even let me lick her eyeballs.
How far would your waifu be willing to go?
>>718353155
Let's start with the basics:
>Hello
Hallo
>How are you?
Was geht, Alter?
>I'm doing fine.
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.
Try it!
>>718352077
Good to hear! been up to anything recently?
>>718352134
Maybe it's supposed to look dramatic.
Ah, so things have been taking a bit?
>>718353055
I'll tell you in private.
I'll make the account later today.
>>718353030
shes really sweet
>>718353288
I'm.. alright, how about you?
>>718352757
Fair? That's not really fair, I'm pretty sure that is what most people would call pale.
You can just say non-creepy things then? You just said attention, right? Well surely, just talking suffices.
Unless you'd prefer to give me 50 quid instead, that works too.
>>718353397
Thank you.
Chara#8582
that's how you can add me later then
>>718353155
It wont matter you'll get aids anyway
>>718353373
Just chatting with loved ones :)
and you? how's your anon friend? :o
>>718353483
Alright I'm sorry i didn't mean to push
Hope you'll get well soon
I will go back to lurking, stay healthy
>>718353335
Well, let's be real, that's a pretty common thing in japan.
Also, do you honestly think she would?
Pls. I just want a nice domestic life married to Louise.
>>718353373
Well, I live around a bunch of mountains. I suppose a mountaintop shot could have that special drama to it. It might be a bit late to do that now, though, I leave for work in 5 hours and all the mountains are big to hike that quickly.
I want to get one more person before we start. Chara's down, but wants to wait to move out first. so far, counting you, I got Haruhi, and Makoto. Three people is the smallest group I'd wanna play with, and if your internet can't handle it I don't wanna have to start over.
>>718349374
fucking degenerates
>>718353335
>hallo
guten tag shiro
>Was geht, Alter?
gut, denke, shiro, und ihnen?
....this is so hard
>>718353421
What is she looking at ?
>>718353596
It feels like I'm making a big mistake.
>>718353623
Is there a cure?
>>718350863
Not sure what you mean
>>718351869
>practice takes time and effort.
Time, yes. Effort, not so much. If you really want to learn an instrument you only need time and money. The more time you put in the less effort you need to muster. As you can see I haven't mustered a lot of effort over these past 4 years of having free access to a piano.
>>718354001
Don't worry, I'm not going to do anything.
So fucking cute. <3
>>718353781
I caught the flu and my spleen enlarged and teared a little causing a lot of internal bleed. When it happened I didn't think much of it until I blew my nose and a bunch of blood came pouring out. Then Chara told me to go to the hospital.
>>718354109
It's of no real importance.
>>718354001
who knows
she looks cute either way
>>718354240
If you say so
>>718354169
>>718354285
Cute can be scary.
>>718352715
Oh, something wrong? also long time no see.
>>718353677
Ah, that's nice to hear.
And he seems to be doing well, we've been having a lot of fun together!
>>718353852
Well next time you can then go for it!
Yeah, i don't know how my internet will behave when and if we do that.
>>718354381
Haruhi isnt scary
shes beautiful
>>718354239
I mean it. I can't betray people who trust me
>>718353525
It is remarkably smooth. Especially for a hobo.
And if I do it none creepy, it'll appear I am gay and not just have a very specific fetish such as hair jobs or the good old 'lion king'.
>quid
What a quid though? Want me to give you 50 Squidwards?
>>718353852
She would probably just look at me with disgust and run back to her brother T__T.
>domestic life
Without any kinks?
>>718353877
Denke is 'think', thanks is 'danke'.
Also as we're such jolly good friends it would be weird to say 'ihnen'. It's too formal. Use 'dir' instead.
>und ihnen
Bei mir auch alles im Loht, mein Bester.
Heute schon dem unheiligen Lord der Finsternis ein Opfer dargebracht?
(A little long, I know, but it's a less formal way of asking what you've been doing today, and it feels more natural.)
You're doing good so far! Don't mind the details for now, as long as people understand.
>>718354138
Can I put in a lot of money and very little time?
Because I don't have much of the latter.
>>718354331
>>718354138
Well, it's certainly not effort if you enjoy it and it comes easily to you, but what if you enjoy it but struggle?
>>718354385
sounds fun ;o
I'm gonna start running again today now that it's finally warmed up again
>>718354385
I suppose I'll set aside this Thursday to do that if Tuesday doesn't work out!
So, I'm waiting a bit for now. I'm gonna try to talk to Madoka about it, but they don't seem like they're online very often.
>>718354627
It's okay, that's why you start small and work your way up. Like, ask her if she wants to get a cup of coffee or something? I haven't actually seen NGNL yet, so I dunno.
I'm not a kinky sort of person, but if she wanted to do some stuff I wouldn't mind.
>>718349947
Did someone forget to rename?
>>718349998
Go to sleep :^)
>>718354627
Quid is slang for the British Pound.
>>718354617
But people will be angry at you for no reason. Or very little reason.
>>718354654
>
>>718354627
>Deutschunterricht mit Shiro
Immer ne Gaudi
>>718354572
Beauty can be scary. Especially Haruhi's beauty.
>>718354617
Around way other the.
>>718354627
I give up
>mfw when all that german speak
>>718354883
It's only half past midnight.
>>718354947
well i love her for who she is
>>718354883
>
How do I even put the little two little dots over the O
>>718354001
More aids
>>718355047
Who is she then?
>>718354947
He said:
Everythings fine for me, my dear (as in friend)
Did you bring the unholy Lord of Darkness a sacrificy already?
He's shitting on you
>>718354947
And I'm prepared to take that risk
>>718355098
It's next to the l on a qwertz keyboard here ö ä ü
>>718354883
true that
>>718355160
Hello anon.
>>718354191
Dang that doesn't sound good
I'm glad he convinced you
I'm sorry if I was pushy, you're just an enjoyable person and I was worried for a second
I hope you'll be okay
>>718355190
You're a very nice person.
Also you should be asleep!
>>718355165
shes someone who has helped me through tough times
her personality is amazing and she is the most beautiful girl
>>718355098
like this ö
>>718354883
Oh, God.
It reeks of Telegram, Jesus.
>Get it out of here!
>>718355028
>only
>>718355069
>
>>718355190
And then they eject everyone from the group based on paranoia.
>>718355294
Now you're making me blush...
>>718355478
>
>>718354627
Well thank you, the excess amount of glare in the picture helps too.
Then pretend you have a fetish for casual conversation.
Quid is just a weird way to say pound in the UK. Pound the currency.
>>718355443
I use Telegram to talk to one person, really. Im not that damn elitist.
>>718355560
>
>>718355402
iktf, having a girl like that is wonderful. I don't know where I'd be without mine.
>>718355402
That must be some anime. I downloaded it when I came home yesterday, I can't wait to watch it.
>>718355405
I think I need an Osterreich keyboard.
>>718355330
Nah, I can't sleep. I'm Insomniac
>>718355760
Sameji told me you can get ä ö ü by pressing alt and then pressing a o u
>>718355479
Sorry
>>718355687
were we communicating through file names? no one told me
>>718355760
or just buy a mac
Why are the words so big!?
>>718354764
Oh, that sounds nice then!
How are those kittens doing by the way?
>>718354838
Ah, good to hear then!
Well i'm not sure what to say but i hope it works out then.
>>718354838
She's on a level of social anxiety that let's Tomoko pale in comparison.
I wouldn't be surprised if she literally died if in the hands of anyone who isn't her brother.
Pic related is her after she finds herself outside.
>>718354883
Them brits sure talk in weird tongues.
How do you get from pound to quid?
>>718354892
Ich geb hier mein Bestes! Ich wusste ich hätte Lehrer werden sollen...
>>718354947
Nah, don't be like that! I'll do something easier. Just some words for now:
Haus - House
Maus - Mouse
Flamme - Flame (You do pronounce the 'e' though. You pronounce every letter. Always.)
Bett - Bed
Lampe - Lamp
Lamm - Lamb
Also some verbs:
Rennen - run
Gehen - go
Rammeln - greeting
Küssen - kiss
These may be a bit less easy, but you'll need some to form sentences with.
>>718355190
>>718355196
And yea, that one was a joke, but it was kinda obvious due to the length of that sentence.
Also I'd probably say that to a friend. If I had one.
>>718355624
Oh yea, Rei, mhm, talk normally to me. Tell me about the weather, and how your day was, ooah!
>>718355967
They are doing great! I'm running out of cat food faster now that I feed like 6 cats but it's nice to see them and keep me company ^-^
Shiro is gay
>>718355967
What about you? Anything exciting happening in your life?
>>718355989
>Looking forward to watching it now
Well, get to know her online first!
Then eventually you meet up and eventually you end up married, aw yay
>pic relate
>>718356246
Sure, but how is this news?
>>718355881
Maybe. I dunno.
>>718355989
Quid is easier to say. No idea how it happened.
>>718356289
he won't stop saying gay things to me on steam ;-;
>>718355857
I'm sorry to hear that.
I have to start dinner right now, because if I don't I'll lose even more weight.
>a o u
Stupid 4chan hotkeys keep popping up!
Anyway go to bed! Goodnight!
>>718355877
Hmph.
>>718355881
Maybe that's not a bad idea.
>>718355989
Ugh, it seems like I'm in a new world.
And I'll be your friend, if you want. Anyway see ya!
>haruhi is busy watching more haruhi
>>718356638
im not right now
im working on my computer
>>718356289
I would literally cut of my ears and drink the blood of the innocent to achieve that, but unfortunately it isn't this easy...
>>718356463
Maybe because it's a quid pro quo for exchangeable goods.
>>718356638
Most of these were incredibly easy...
Okay, see you around!
>>718355882
The words are just put together
Straßenbahn
Straßen bahn
Streets train
tram
English has many words where as we just put them together.
Straßenbahnverkehrsregelbuch
tram ttraffic law book
>>718356638
haha, I lost 2 kilo in 2 days.
I'll stay here though for about one or two more hours
see you later
>>718355989
And this is her when she finds herself outside in Tokyo
>>718356463
i just name my files so i can find whichever one i wanna use quickly
>>718356638
it's the superior platform
>>718356840
>Straßenbahnverkehrsregelbuch
Fuck that.
>>718356638
I'm being an idiot, we're friends but lately I haven't been posting my waifu because I don't want to ruin thread for everyone
I'll explain some time later
I'm gonna go now, goodnight
>>718356606
>Tfw he just ignores me on Steam
>>718356789
Well, thats only because she's fictional.
Trust me, I know that feel.
>>718356858
She a QT
>>718356858
>>718355989
Oh right, thanks mate, I forgot to add the correct picture.
>>718356951
Donaudampfschifffahrtskapitänsmützenständer?
>>718357043
We will be redeemed in heaven!
>>718357043
just talk about rei and he'll turn mega gay :o
>>718356178
Ah, well that's cute, maybe they're eating faster though.
>>718356289
Things have been going well, i've been talking with another anon a lot lately.
I hope you've been well!
>>718356789
It could be that. Ask 18/19th century Britain.
>>718356933
Im on mobile, renaming anything is time consuming. I rename after it goes in the slot.
What should we name a female Husky x Malamute with heterochromia? Im stoic on Frejya. Parents are getting a pup.
>>718357195
No problems mate