>Walk into your house >You find Taylor Swift standing there

>>718339482
>rape

I'd get a huge boner.

>>718339482
ask her to have consensual intercourse in the missionary position

probably I will cry because I love her so much

>>718339482
Be confused
Ask if shes ok
Ask how she got in
Ask if she wants a cuppa
Be hospitable but baffled as to why Taylor Swift is in my house
Eventually phone police if she refuses to leave

>>718339482
Ask her if she wants to play video games

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>>718339482
>get the lube

Offer her a coffee, ask her how Tom is, talk about what a massive dick Kanye West is, offer a foot massage, introduce her to my cats.

Stuff like that

>>718339482
Ignore this thread.

>>718339482
i always knew she loved some nigger dick

>>718339482
TGFO

>>718339482
Do a 360 and walk away

>>718339482
slap her in the face til she cries
make her apologize bc the house is a mess
fuck her
go grab a beer and watch her doing the dishes

>>718339482
post about on 4chan

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>>718339482

Is.. is this about those cum tributes?

Ask if she will play my game

https://youtu.be/2yBBoB685OE

Depends if she's barefoot

Ask her why she is in my house and what she's doing there, try to confirm it is indeed taylor swift, introduce myself and try to ascertain why this break and entry has occured and find an appropriate resolution

Ask her if i can sniff and lick her feet and be her slave duh

>>718340288
/thread

>>718340188
Wow nice tribute

Offer her the same thing Bill Cosby would

>>718339482
Ask her if she wants to play rocket league and get high.

>>718339482
Tell her we're never getting back together. Ever.

>>718339482

Ask het if she get me a date with Karlie Kloss.

Apologize for the mess.

>>718339482
id prolly just get dubs

Shoot her. Castle doctorine, brah. No mercy for anybody.

ask her for scrambled eggs, otherwise i call the cops

>>718339482
Tell her she has to fuck me, lest I inform the police because she broke into my home.

>>718339482
You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these
>hand her a bowl of eggs
>offer her some clothes
>drive her home

id like to think i would rape her
but in reality i would probably just look at her intensly untill she becomes uncomfortable and leaves

>>718339522
fpbp

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>>718339482
Shoot her for breaking into my house

>>718340188
very good, post more

>>718340188
moreeee

pull my pants down and start jerkin 2bqhf

>>718340188
I don't know if I like her face or your cock

>>718340996
thats a lot of cum all for Taylor

>>718341037
i like both :) and the way it looks like she tasting some of that cum

Ask what she needs.

Since Taylor Swift has no need of my meager worldly possessions, I can only assume that she has learned of the serum and that I have interrupted her kind-hearted but misguided attempt to secure it for the public.

My hand lingers over the kill switch, but I know that in her heart she is good, and that she is just a pawn of the Three and One, so I lead her into the chamber and give her the false serum if she promises to spare my life.

By the time her masters realize that they have been duped I am in Nicaragua, and Dr. Thanatos is no closer to replicating the Helical Epiphanies.

>>718341118
yes is a perfect tribute

>>718339482
Ask her why she's in my house and who she is cause I doubt I would recognize her. If she told me she's Taylor Swift I would tell her to leave.

>>718340999
>dem trips

>>718339482
i would hope she would be down to sing and play guitar with me

Ask if she would please eat my ass

>>718339482
I cum in her pussy.

Got my towel, lets go.

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>>718339482
>What do you do?
>What do you do?
>What do you do?
this, she will do.
do you like the pic faggot?

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>>718339482

>Ignore her
>Get naked
>Start stroking my dick
>Checking out my Taylor Swift pic collection
>Decide on one
>Sit on floor
>Jerk off to picture
>Moaning her name
>Still completely ignoring her
>Jerk until orgasm
>Cum all over the picture
>UNGH TAKE IT YOU GODDESS
>Lick it all off the picture
>Hang picture back on wall
>Get dressed
>Go to kitchen and drink some water
>Come back
>Oh hello!

>>718340651
There we go

"oh good, the summoning spell worked"

Shoot her and sell her to r/necrophillia and 4chan

>>718340115
Fucking idiot, you'd be facing her still.

>>718341898
newfag

>>718341938
falling for the shit bait. tempted to call you the newfag

>>718339482
give her the most awkward hoverhand hug of all time

then cry in a ball on the floor till I piss myself

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>>718339951

>>718341804
kek

>>718341999
>Newfag

>>718341999
>>718341938
>>718341898
You're all fucking newfags.

>>718341804
cum?

I would offer her my used diapers.

>>718342110
Ha, you fell for the bait. Newfag.

>>718339482
Basically act cool and get in her panties

>>718341999
newfag behaviuor is a newfag behaviour. newfag.
also eat dicks faggot.

>>718339482
What weapons do I get?
Does Taylor get weps?

>>718342232
kek

How many fucking 13 year olds are here, exactly?

>>718342354
None of them are fucking.

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Make her eat it

>>718342354
a lot.
XD

>>718342192
>>718342300
10/10 would suck that dick

I would break her legs so that she couldnt run off. then I would push her around in a wheelchair everywhere. she would become my pet swift.

>throw her on couch and tie her up
>if wearing shoe take them off
>if wearing socks, rip them off
>start licking soles and sucking toes
>stroke dick on soles
>soak feet with cum
>go to bed

>>718342710
Do you have autism?

>>718342815
sounded petty hot to me desu

>>718342710
wow you wouldnt even clean her feet off? disappointing

>>718340996
Damn dude you got some Randy Marsh balls or wat

>>718342815
yes, high perception asperger syndrome.

I would force her to play with me and my MLP collection

>>718340487
This. Bitch looks threatening as fuck.

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>>718339482

>Look her in the eyes
>Walk out of the room
>Undress fully
>Wear the pig mask
>Walk back in
>Take a firm stand, spread legs.
>Your music is shit and you're fat.

>>718339482
wonder how drunk I was to miss my house by a whole ocean

>>718343021
fuck no, its more aesthetic to see her wiggle and spread her toes as hot cum drips down.

Im not a submissive faggot who licks cum

>>718339655
she doesn't look like the consensual intercourse in the missionary position type of girl.

Throw that nigger loving amazon the fuck outta my crib

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>>718339522
only right answer

>>718343345
maybe not willingly anyway

>>718343439
she dated a nigger? which one?

>>718343506
She fucked Kanye West. Fucking race-traitor.

>>718339482

Call Michael J. Fox and ask him what he did when he had Swifters lurking around his house.

>>718343439
still with this meme? jesus christ

i would say pls goddess taytay can i drink your piss

>>718339482
Get out my guitar and convince her to go acoustic, thus ruining her career

Offer her a bowl of eggs

>>718339798
Yeaup

>>718344068
>implying her acoustic songs aren't the best
kys

>>718341141
I enjoyed this

Players gonna play, play, play, play, play!
Rapists gonna rape, rape, rape, rape, rape

>>718342710
thats kinda hot

>>718344068
That's how she started off, dipshit. From country music to pop music to fit popular culture. That bitch wouldn't touch your crusty First Act guitar that's covered in dust with rusty strings. What the fuck man.

>>718343601
no she didnt....if anything shes probably low-key racist

>>718342427

KEK

under rated post

>>718345051
Absolutely... Tay Tay is pure!

>>718345051
>>718345188
I Really do hope so. Nice 88 get

>>718339482
Make her some eggs

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>>718345272
>88 get
It's only fitting, anon. Tay Tay is love. Tay Tay is life.

>>718345486
aryan goddess

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>>718345918
I'd like to fuck her and cum deep inside her, if you know what I mean

>>718342710
wtf did i just read

We used to date. But I would ask her to leave, because we are never ever getting back together.

>>718339482
Ask her to sing with me. Maybe find out if she thinks my singing ability could have gotten me anywhere in the business.

Poop... because I really have to poop

>>718339911

>lube
haha
haa
why bother

I see her every day at my house tho. I have a taylor dakimakura

>>718339911
>>718347597
>why bother with lube
If you do it properly >>718339522
it lubricates itself, and she's nearly guaranteed to cum

>>718339482
Tell the bitch to paint her toes and get out

I'll shit in her mouth, obviously.

I'd punch her right in her stupid cunt face.

Then I'd sit in my chair, light my pipe, and say: "Now listen Taylor *drag and exhale* there's a couple ways we can do this, none are very pleasant for you but one doesn't include ropes and a blowtorch so it's up to you girl."

>>718347889
>not sucking on toes

>tfw ywn find her in your house

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>>718348148
It could happen, anon. Don't give up hope.

>>718348211
I don't dream imposible things :(

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>>718348856
Does this wholesome goodness look impossible to you, anon?

>>718347752
>it lubricates itself
You can't rape something that self-lubricates. Feminists BTFO

>>718339482
ask her for autograph
take a pic with her
kiss her if she would let me
etc...

>>718339482
talk for bit, make dinner see if she wants some. see if she down to fuck if not enjoy her company for the evening the go out and find a bitch who is down.

impregnate her. Then impregnate her again and again. If she leaves take her to court for alimony

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Suck her dick.

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>>718349390
Burn the heretic!

>>718349700
I'll give her toes a little attention too, but I'm still sucking that dick.

>>718350148
Traps were a mistake

>>718339482
Offer her a seat on my face

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>>718350228
Look at this and tell me it was a mistake.

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you know

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>>718350338
She'll write about it in her diary afterward, anon

>>718350465
Tay isn't a mistake. Traps are a mistake, and the meme they've caused.

It seems the ninjas have failed me...yet again. Gimmie a shit ton of money or I'm calling the cops to report you trespassing.

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>>718339482
What are you doing in my house ?

> turn 360
> walk away

>>718350614
In that case she may also write about me licking her feet

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>>718339482

I get the distinct impression that these threads are actually created by Tay Tay because she likes to finger pop her pink taco to cum tributes and hearing how guys want to abuse her sexually

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>>718350914
Not another foot fag... degenerate freak

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>>718351499
It is what it is, my man.

>>718339482
call cops
settle out of court
?????
profit

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>>718339482
Tell her I'm a huge air conditioner since 2009, since she loves her fans she cannot resist anymore, we begin to make sweet passionate love, I impregnate her, we have a big fat wedding and live together happily till the end of time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A29eXEhp7xc

>>718339482
Ask her why she keeps making songs about us.

>>718353188
DUBS

>>718352123
those lovely feet <3

>>718350888
>turn 360
>walk away

pick one

>>718353542
Be honest now, how new are you?

>>718353542
Found the new fag

>>718353542
Look who's so clever, but can't grasp that humans can walk backwards.

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>>718339482
Get an erection

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>>718353707
Fuck me, I love that picture, anon

>>718351499
>pretending like you dont like feet
pretty sure more men have a foot fetish then dont but just choose to conceal it. The foot is meant to be sexy. why else were anklets, nail polish, heels, and toe rings made?

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lick her legs

>>718353626
pretty new

>>718352868

for Christs sake.. have i seen it all yet? I thought i already had

>>718353836
Thank you for being honest, faggot.

>>718339482
tell her how much you admire her work
persuade her to get involved in my new prog rock project
be famous and sell records worldwide
profit

>>718353805
I don't have anything against feet, I just don't see what the big deal is. My ex-wife I used to try to suck her toes because I knew it freaked her out. It never tickled my pickle, though

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>>718340651

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>>718354296

>>718339482
Call the cops, Bitch been hanging out with to many nigs and broke in.

>>718339482
Beat her with a hammer, rape and strangle