Gfs ass stinks when doing doggy, but it's my favourite

>>718309949
Gas mask

Ask her to take a shower first before you fuck her.

Shower everyday should solve the problem

>>718310031
It stinks even after a bath/shower

>>718309949
Know dat feel...

Lick it clean

>>718309949
Full face respirator

>>718309949
stick your finger in her pooter

>>718309949
Full body respirator?

Plug up the stink pit

>>718309949
Spray Lysol on that shit

suggest sex in shower until she gets the fucking message

Stick a plug in her stinky hole to block the smell.

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>>718310065
Tell her to change her diet

>>718309949
Jesus Christ just tell her to wash herself
If she already did, tell her to wash her ass too when she's cleaning herself up
Those things is not normal a girl should already know all of this

Just learn to love it

lol American asses stink, there's no way to make it go away.

Lol so many virgins in this thread. It's not anime, it's a real life asshole. It's gonna stink sometimes

Spit right on top of her asshole 2 or 3 times, and rub your dick over it kinda cleaning it in a lowkey way. My girl was like that, that helped, eventually told her to if she didnt shower to get the wipies between her buttcheeks and asshole area. Lol.

use some baby wipes before hand and wipe that shit good.

With forplay they can get swamp ass, alot of sweat rolling down from vagina down to the ass and any small partical of feces from past shit's will smell.

Its life.
Try initiating sex after a shower.
Or go straight to doggy asap, the faster the better

>>718310217
This. +1

Buy Dickinson's brand original witchazel. Have her start using it to clean up on the final wipe.

she might have to poke a soapy finger into anus a little to get the rest of the shit remnants out. try this in the shower with her

>>718309949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcWPy6XhZEw

take a shower with her. She probably doesn't wash her ass correctly. Do it for her.

sometimes i wonder if parents still teach their kids to wipe their asses. i've been with some girls that have acctual skidmarks in their panties

Protip: look at the paper after you wipe your ass. if you still see shit on it, wipe again with a fresh piece until you see no brown, you filthy degenerates

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>>718310532

>Buy Dickinson's brand original witchazel.

Remember, that's "Dickson's Brand Original." Accept no substitutes.

Buy it today at your local 5 and Dime or wherever fine astringents are sold.

>>718310352

Well my girlfriend's ass never stunk.

just the natural sweat mixed with perfume odor when she's on top, wich doseen't stink at all

>>718310559
I opened it and gave it a dislike, you are welcome spammer

>>718310279
mcstank

>>718310532
hail corporate

> take can of rexona or axe or linx or whatever_your_3rd_world_shit_hole_has.3gp
>dont tell her your plan
>wait till she presents
>aim that spray at the bull's eye
>quickly jam cock into preferred orifice
>hold on

>>718309949
that's just musk. she's probably a post-op male

>>718310279
it's because of all the high octane garbage they stuff their fat faces with all day. leaky-ass pieces of shit all of them.

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>>718310905

how about this.
ask her if she's okay because her asshole has an odd smell.
be that honest friend.

>>718310445
This. When my girl and I fuck we usually fool around then get to fucking and then doggy style is usually a position we switch to. By then she's already sweaty and hot and it's real musky when I fuck her doggy style. It's not terrible but it's noticeable. Doesn't take her long to reach orgasm while in that position so I just deal with it.

>>718310065
Ive had this twice. Luckily I wasnt dating them and after giving it a few tries to see if it was just a one time thing, i gave up.

Shits gross man. Makes me go limp. Sorry cant help.

>>718310445
there's not supposed to be shit remaining in the ass. that's why you're supposed to wipe.

>>718309949
Been there. Tell her to go clean her asshole. Maybe you want to lick it too you know.

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>>718310065
seriously? wtf. i'd dump her disgusting ass. jeez. why do you put up with it?

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the only correct answer is: Dirty sanchez

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Tell her plainly that her butt smells over dinner or something. Just bring it up casually like its no big deal.

Is it smelly asshole or smelly pussy. Ive experiences smelly pussy not smelly asshole

>>718311218
this, but in front of friends. let everyone comment with their experiences.

>>718309949

Is she overweight? Bad diet? Or just a normal girl.

>>718310065
teach her to wash her rectum with her soapy finger

Say babe wash your ass it stinks

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>>718310065
Physically wash her ass for her. Also that bootyhole looks tight as fuck, why are you not sticking your dick in there too? If you start doing anal she'll care more about her butthole

wipe her ass with her panties and stick them in her mouth.

>>718311292
Or short.

>>718309949
Hell her to wash her pooper

>>718310147
I had a gud giggle, m8.

Tanks.

>>718311347
That's just internet photo not op

>>718309949
Break-up with her, that shit sounds fucking disgusting. I have a problem with those things, since imagining girl taking a shit or even having a shitty asshole is a boner-killer to me, even though it's natural and normal i still can't mentally get over it. Seriously if that happened to me i wouldn't be able to see the girl the same way as before, fucking her would be a disgusting act. I'm really a fucked up person. Once i saw a girl fart and i cringed whenever i would see her after that. Girls shitting and farting disgusts me more that anything. Scat porn is a nightmare.

>>718310065
Happens to me and my girl too. V distressing sitch. I don't want to tell her she smellz because it'll make her self concious.

>>718309949
Clean it with your tongue.

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>>718311347
>>718311490

>>718311533
well, at least you know it's you that's fucked up.

Scat porn and shit is pretty gross though

>>718311372
I had a short girl before and it winged.

Why is that ?

>>718309949
Play a little with her butthole so that you get a bit of the stink on your finger, turn her around to change positions and start kissing her, move your hand to her face like you're being passionate but make sure the finger is close to her nose. She'll put two and two together and maybe realize she needs to do something about that smelly little balloon knot.

take the shower handle off and give your gf an enema

also do it to yourself because your shit stinks too

>>718311360
Woah

>>718311584
Oh dude yeah I don't even need to be around her to know her butt stinks. That's not gonna go away.

>>718310279
Couldn't agree more

Pour Frank's RedHot© Hot Cayenne on her asshole.
I put the $h!t on eveything!
#IPTSOE

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>>718310713

Fuckin stupid people in this thread. It always stinks because she probably farts during sex. Duh

>>718309949
Find a girl who smells nice. They do exist. I had an ex who smelled great even after she'd been excersizing and was sweaty. She never smelled like shit.. seriously even after taking a dump the toilet only took about 10 seconds to smell ok again. She was slim and Caucasian dunno if that's relevant

>>718311584
maor? is there a picture like this but from behind?????!?

>>718310217
It is normal, you're underestimating how disgusting women are. Most of them can't wipe their fucking cunt properly after a piss and shitloads of them are content to piss all over public toilets. The majority of them don't even know how to wash their rank blood streaked spam sandwiches correctly.

>>718310642
Ass wiping 101 right here, it's amazing that not everyone knows this

>>718312694
Get some taste you disgusting cunt

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>>718313122

>>718311347
Only virgins are so obsessed with anal. He's not fucking her in the ass because anal is 1/20th as enjoyable due to the only grip being the actual anus, unlike vaginal sex where there are muscles and tightness everywhere. The anus itself becomes looser and less pleasurable after like a minute.

Take a shit on Ur cock and let her suCC it tell her that's how u feel when u doggy

Buy baby wipes

>>718309949
Get her back in that position and just spray a little fabreeze on her asshole.

>>718313343
This. The texture of a vagina is so much better than athe anus. The walls are too smooth. No texture. The vagina contracts and grips like a muscle.

>>718313905
i prefer vaginas because i don't like my dick smelling like shit.

>>718310065

Teach her how to wash ass.

Breathe with your mouth

>>718309949
plug the stink with a scented candle

wipe her shit hole with bacon.
smell improved

>>718309949
Splash some of your aftershave in there during sex. Don't tell her beforehand. Make it a surprise. The pleasant scent of you will turn her on even more, so don't be stingy with it!

use flavored lube bruh, accidentally bought strawberry flavored lube once. Not only does it taste like strawberry it also fills the room with a disgustingly sweet strawberry smell.

But it smells better than ass

pour scented candle wax down the poop chute

fuck her sister. see if it's genetic.

fill it with cum so it smells like bleach instead

>>718314344
If you don't want to look like a faggot you can also try a 5 minutes massage with some nice oil before sex
I had a raspberry-smelling one and it was quite good, a light smell lasted for like a few hours

>>718310065
OP, I had this with one gf in particular. She'd start expelling assfumes if I started fucking her and it got to me. Like the other guy says, it can be hard to keep a boner.

What I did was change the rhythm. See at the precise angle she and I were at, and the way we were thrusting into each other, her buttocks kept spreading and pulling her anus open, then contracted and expelled air from her ass. Repeat every thrust.

Push her lower back down or something. Maybe keep her still for a sec and grind into her to disrupt her flow. Something like that?

>>718314719
> smells like bleach
see a doctor anon, that's not normal

>>718309949
Just tell her....She will appreciate it more....than you talking behind her back

>>718315149
>things only kissless virgins will approve

>>718311884
That's pheremones. I've had a friend who just boosted my sex drive exponentially when I was laying next to him, that I had to ride his dick there and then because it just turned me on. I wasn't attracted to him physically, even his personality, but when I caught whiff of his natural smell it just turned my libido up to 10. Which is weird because my sex drive is rather low.

I remember reading that it's pheremones, and that it's you find the other person's smell more attractive if they have the opposite immune responses than you, so that when you procreate you combine your immunity into your child to give them the best chance at survival.

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>>718315149
> doggystyle
> talking behind her back

>>718309949
I've delt with this, it's fucking disgusting. It's mostly on girls with bigger asses, the sweat and recent shits they took cause the smell. I just tilt my head back and keep my nose as far away as possible. You should suggest shower sex, put some fucking soap on your hands and rub it between her ass cheeks. she'll probably think you're just trying to turn her on. Best of luck OP and your stinky ass gf.

>>718310065
Until she loses the weight, that's how its gonna be foo

>>718315911
Spray on pheromones are one hell of a drug.

you're probably smelling your upper lip.

>>718310065
WTF is she retarded. Take a shower with her and choke her with one and and rub her ass with soap with the other hand. That, or put some flavored lube on your cock and rub it on her ass to mask it. Jesus...

>>718316075
Never heard of that type of stuff. Is that the crap they sell in the men's aisle of things and it says how 'women will crave you' when you put that shit on? Because pheremones don't work like that. Sure you may attract someone with the smell but there's no guarantee you'll attract every woman, or even most. The smell a person can make varies much more differently than just "Vanilla, Strawberry and Chocolate"

>>718310188
Hahahahahaha

>>718316349
that's a mcdonalds shake list your moron.

>>718315911
I've had this with an ex notably. The smell of her cunt especially drove me wild. To the point where I'd give her brief flights of oral just to taste her and get my fix. It drove me wild and I'd immediately have to take her.

Most my gfs/fwb also were really into smelling my armpits. These were otherwise regular girls, didn't seem to be a fetish or something. But after a while together when they were cuddling up to me they were always sniffing it.

I think the immuno response thing is a valid scientific explanation in some cases, but I feel like it's more about that bond you build with people. I've had it happen too often for it to be a chance encounter of eugenic attraction, it'd be too universal in my experience.

>>718311628
Genius, except I ain't never touching that thing

>>718309949
use baby powder and tell her you like it when her ass is soft as 4 ply TP

>>718316349
Attracting a minority of women is exactly how the men who use the stuff claim it works. To be more exact by measuring success as "I hit on x women.I got x numbers more than usual."

Give your gf an enema OP.

>>718309949
Tell her to clean her ass goddamn.
Listen, if your ass smells like shit, that's cus it ain't clean, simple as that.

>>718309949
I have done doggy many many times. No stink. Something is wrong with you or her. Does she wipe after shitting?

>>718309949
Fight fire with fire.
I got two words for ya, OP:
"Liquid Ass"

>>718316572
I've smelled plenty of guys though and none have driven me the way he does. Though, I basically never ever get sick, my metabolism is fast as fuck too.

I think you just have an incredibly unique immune system. Not so much superior, or inferior, who knows? But unique if you've been getting plenty of women enjoying it.

>>718309949
get a bidet

>>718309949
Schmear some Va-Po-Rub under your nose
like they do on them forensic investigation
TeeBee shows.

>>718309949
Make her actually clean it like a normal human being.
/thread

why are you men even fucking women if it's disgusting?

are you really such a base animal you need to stick your dick in a girl even if it's utterly revolting at the same time?

why do you even want to have sex? seriously, isn't a mans desire to have sex is because it's enjoyable? why is op forcing himsefl to do something he doesn't enjoy? nothing i smkaing him do this

wtf man just don't fuck her

>>718317234
I'm a deviant so on that count I'm not inclined to rule it out. There are more than a few abnormalities about me so I guess it's possible?

But mind you in all cases I'd already been intimate with them. And when you do that long enough you actually create a similar chemical dependency on the other person, not contingent on basic genetic attraction.

When I say bonding I don't mean just really liking someone. If you start fucking someone, and only that someone, you're going to start to crave them. I don't recall the details well enough to cough up details, but I do remember there being an actual neurochemical mechanism behind that.

It applies to more than just humans too. Like how pets come to see their owner's scent as something soothing that makes them feel at home.

>>718317473
girl is probably from a rich family.
OP's in for the long con

>>718309949
mine had the same issue op. we've been together long enough that i was able to confront her about it. she felt embarrassed, obviously, but quickly fixed the issue. she now makes sure to wash her ass after she shits and now shes my wife.

some people think wiping is enough. it may be enough to keep shit off your underwear, but it sure isn't enough to remove the smell.

>>718309949
nigger broads are notorious for having
"swamp ass". Another reason why the
bucks chase Whytes Wimmenz instead

>>718317473
lol hows virginity treating you? Once you balls drop you become alpha an put up with anything to get that pussy.

stop washing your ass and make her do blowjobs. see how she likes it.

>>718317652
I'm a woman retard

>>718317652
alphas dont put up with anything

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love the asshole smell

>>718310065

Then she's not getting up between her asscheeks and washing it, she's just letting the water hit her ass and hoping for the best.

Have you told her it smells? She might never know otherwise

Saw little balls of tp on this bitches hairy ass when I hit it. Fucking almost puked.

Feminine hygeine wipes before fucking every time. if she still smells bad no matter how much she cleans herself your pheremones most likely don't mix well with eachother....find a new girl.

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>>718309949
If you were in Italy, you could tell her to use the bidet.
Unfortunately you are american savages with no hygiene

>>718313343
Also anal is a pain in the ass. You need it lubed as fuck, it requires a lot of prep, and when there is a vagina at hand why even use the ass?

>>718318432
Or in any other superior country, like France and the NL. Americans are extra retarded.

>>718309949
>>718310065
you're saying that like its a bad think
stfu faggot eat that shit

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>>718318577
>mfw Dutch and never used a bidet even though I've had many opportunities

I shower after I go poopoo

>>718318267
did you stop and call her out on it?

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>>718309949
I banged a fat girl on New Years and had this problem. I'm gagging now thinking about it....

>>718318712
Yeah I'm french, I use the bidet to wash my feet. Proper people know how to use the shower to clean their asses.

>>718318712
You must spend 90 minutes a day in the shower.

>>718309949
its an ass hole wtf did you think it would smell like? roses? fucking idiot