I'm an amerifag going to Denmark for a few months soon,

>>718309663
Keep calling them Swedish and then proclaim that they're pretty much the same. Danes hate Swedes and anything Swedish really. Also, as in any European country, they hate it when you really shitly try to speak their language. So learn Danish, badly.

>>718309928
Thanks anon this sounds like excellent advice. I've already begun preparations for the language part

>>718309663
Most of the youth and teens are smoking or partying all the time, also taking drugs. There is freedom of speech so people can say whatever they want and have their own opinions.
Be careful around the gangster types since they are fuckboys. The nerdy and weird types are the most trusty and fun to be with. There are some gypsies and some suspicious muslims but other than that everyone is mostly minding their business since most of them are busy with school or jobs. Stick to the youth and teens. They speak the best English although they try to play cool and mature with their smoking and drugs

>>718309928
If you are 12, yes.

>>718309663
Dane here. What >>718309928 say is somewhat right, but it is not bad. We take it mostly as a joke, and if someone says something about america then it is usually meant as a joke. Play along we will find it funny if you call us swedish.
Other than that relax, take a joke and hit back a little, drink a beer with us.
You will be fine.
Also if you can say danskajävlar you will crack us up

>>718309663
The pubs and clubs are great. Just speak English, 90% of people would understand you... Especially the youth. If you try to speak Danish they are gonna kick the shit out of ya (Just kidding but really, we dont like the Danish language that much and especially not foreigner Danish)

>>718309663
Learn Danish, expect elderly people to be irrational

>>718309663
Be prepared for all the america related question, such as: are you fucking stupid electing trump, is it true you dont got free healthcare, why are you faggots, why are you not a first world country etc

>>718310435
Bullshit. We find it fun and nice that people will do the effort. But you will be fine with english.

Hey
Where in Denmark are you going to?

If you were to run into ppl that calls you perker then just know that your intelligence is already much higher.
Also IF they look like skin heads or like ''bad boys'' maybe don't get to close. We are all on drugs remember

>>718310435
A foreigner trying his best to learn your language, and you see it as something negative? fuck is wrong with your country?

Alot

>>718310548
Copenhagen
>>718310257
>>718310593
Are drugs really that common? Is it easy to find weed cause I'd really love some fucking weed

>>718309663
You can practice Danish by stuff your entire mouth full of food then say random English or Scandinavian words. They will not understand you, but too unsure if you actually are talking in Danish or not to call you out on it

>>718310621
As i said >>718310529
No we do not find it negative, at all. We find it nice. I have no idea what anon has been smoking or what he is trying to do.
It is great that you are trying. We will also understand if you or we need to switch over to english.

Oh yeah and super important the legal sex age is 15. Drinking age is 16 and 18 depending on the alcohol and 11 old kids can buy smokes since no one selling them cares

>>718310839
Why is that important? I don't think OP is a 11 year old kids who go to Denmark to buy smokes

>>718310907
you never know

>>718310744
Weed is quite popular amongst teens yes

>>718310744
>Are drugs really that common? Is it easy to find weed cause I'd really love some fucking weed

lol, you are going to like it here..

>>718309663
Lee tellling everyone, how awesome it is with all the sandnigger muslims around, and how they contribute towards a better multicultural nation

>>718310767
Swede detected.

>>718311156
he's right tho

>>718309663
We're racist, cold and don't like strangers. Just make sure you let us know that. It might backfire and people will be nice to you because they feel like they should break the stereotype. Regardless that is how we are.

And yeah, calling us Swedish will make us mad...

ALSO: we drink and fuck a lot. You amerifags don't drink till you're 21, and your parents won't let you fuck. I myself fucked when I was 13, got drunk first when I was 13. Didn't start drinking frequently until I was 15 though.

>>718310767
And you speak swedish by singing while having an illigal immigrants dick in your mouth. They may not understand you, but they are afried to be called racist and wont say anything.

>>718310744
you will NOT have any problems finding weed, it is literally everywhere in copenhagen.

>>718309663
If you visit Aalborg, come say hi

just say kamelåså and they will love you

I'm part Danish and visited Copenhagen a few months back and it's an awesome place.

It's like a Modernized version of Europe. The streets don't feel claustrophobic, the architecture is awesome, the history is great, the design is all classy and tasteful and most importantly, the people are unbelievably beautiful. Just walking down the street, it's like they're all models.

The one downside was that I can't speak Danish but I look very Danish, any interaction I had, I had to resort to a "Sorry?" with a New Zealand accent. They all speak English flawlessly, but it would have been so cool to be able to speak the language.
I'm trying to learn the language but it's difficult when you're not actively speaking it or forced to.

Since you're from burgerland, you're probably offensive enough. You're all usually loud, fat and can't take a fucking joke.

>>718310769
Do you guys have anywhere official to help learn the language? I'm trying Duolingo and it's pretty good, but I'd like something a bit different too. Perhaps a Danish news website and I'll start learning by reading and translating when I don't know a word?

>>718313285
>copenhagen
bah its fucking extended malmø but with more danish, also come to jutland to see the real denmark and not those inbread islanders
dont learn danish as its practically useless, go for norweigan instead as its the best scandinavian language since both swedish and danish got more in coming with it than each other

did anyone make you say the typical phrase for non-scandies?

>>718311319
God I hope the muslims don't take over Denmark like they're doing to Sweden.
There's so many beautiful people that are so comfortable with nudity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3GAcSr8Hw4

Truly the best country. If it was just a little warmer and had beaches it'd literally be paradise.

>>718313459
One thing i used to become better at german was to watch german cartoons. Sounds dumb, but the language is much easier. Duolingo is great but you need to liste to it constantly.
TV2 News (http://nyheder.tv2.dk/)is one of our biggest news centers that doesn't use too complicated language. If you was down to earth, real stupid news with a lot of naked people then ekstrabladet is your thing (eb.dk).
We have schools that teach danish to foreigners, but i don't know the rules of acceptence or costs.

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>>718312453
så tager vi ham med i gaden!

>>718313774
>come to jutland to see northern Germany
ftfy

>>718314018
at least its not gay and swedish :^)
remove thy self semi-swede!

>>718313927
That's a great idea actually, thanks!

>>718314151
http://www.dr.dk/ramasjang/

>>718314096
Atleast it's Denmark :^)
Go plow a field potato peasant

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>>718309663
Im danish, i watched this video a few months ago and this guy explains it pretty spot on. We're a content generally direct and reclusive people. Though of course there are all kinds of people, but don't expect alot of eye contact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tif0CoZfKMs&t=363s

>>718314324
>dr
PFF HAHAHAHAHA this nigger is serious

>>718314360
if its that or be semi-swedish then i would gladly to to the fields
>Implying jutland wouldt be better off with the copenhagen anyway
CUT THE BRIDGES ISLAND WAR NOW

>>718314151
Other than that disney movies you have already seen, but in another language might help.

>>718314556
>too dumb to realize that a peninsula isn't an island.
All of Jutland is funded by the tremendous wealth generated in Denmark

>>718315176
>needless technicalities
for all intends and purposes it might as well be a god damm island
jutland IS what generates wealth in denmark and you know it

have a nice day, idiot

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>>718315370
What part of (Jutland != Denmark) don't you get?
Mærsk -> Danish
Vestas -> Danish
Novo Nordisk -> Danish

Enjoy your Heineken.

>>718309928
>So learn Danish, badly
Don't.

Most Europeans are open-minded and easy-going, and taking the time to try to speak their language will be appreciated.
Danish people are the exception. You either speak a perfect Danish, or you speak something else, usually English.

>>718315894
jutland is denmark, more than any other place
>not drinking hancock
the faggotry is though the roof

just tell me you are from the east already, you obliviously is a massive dick sucking queer

>>718309928
>Danes hate Swedes and anything Swedish really
What's the difference? Danes aren't cucks?

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>>718316073
>People ITT claiming that Danes don't appreciate people showing effort to speak the language.
Did all of you attend some Autism Speaks convention while visiting?

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>>718309663
everything is expensive but the girls are hot

>>718309663
Leave your guns/knives/weapons at home

>>718310435
>and especially not foreigner Danish
Bullshit.
Go for it, we normally have a laugh when people try to pronounce ØÆÅ

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>>718316230
I guess you're not taught geography in your "schools". Our capital is one of the countries most eastern parts, dum dum.
Talk shit about Denmark one more time, and I'll let the Queen know.

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>>718309663
Can't pronounce "Rød grød med fløde"?
Well get to fucking practicing.

>>718309928
>they hate it when you really shitly try to speak their language
What no we dont. i personally think its the funniest shit ever when foreign people try to speak danish

>>718309928
Eow fuck snakker du om? Wallah kartoffler spiller ikk dum når jeg taler tjil dem.

>>718316898
No one give a fuck where the capital is, Denmark is smaller than Ireland, Greece, Portugal or a US state, and Jutland make up for most of Denmark' territory and population.

>>718310744
Weed is the only spread out drug in Denmark, molly and coke is considered very hard drugs to most danes. This is not backed up by any facts but I'd say if 8/10 danes tried weed, 1/10 tried harder drugs.

>>718314018
>>718314096
>>718314360
I think we should all agree that Funen is the best place to be

>>718309663
are you going to stay at Øresundskollegiet? if yes, see you soon!

>>718309663
OP, I'm an American living in Copenhagen. Been studying for the last 18 months. Danes are great, just be open with them and they're cool. Be persistent though, as friendly as they appear they are afraid of strangers.

>>718317496
I think Jutland is pretty great, except for Randers..

>>718316898
the point is fuck copenhagen
relocate government back to århus where it belongs or fuck it altogether and go for monarchy which matters again

>>718317602
absolutely not, how would you get a decent drink?

>>718317624
>Be persistent though, as friendly as they appear they are afraid of strangers.
like hell we are, we appreciate the company if you abide danish customs to a certain extent
whats the story with you being here anyway?

>>718317939
You can get lots of great drinks in Funen, just go to a decent pub

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>>718309663
People are lying about us not appreciating foreigners speaking our language even if it's not grammatically perfect.
We will all unanimously hate you if you're being loud/attention seeking on our public transportation.
Other than that, come have a flødebolle m8.

>>718310744
>re drugs really that common? Is it easy to find weed cause I'd really love som
>>718309663
just ask direction to "staden" you can allways find weed there...

and if you ur american, girls will kill to sleep with you. no need to learn danish imop... just use crappy comments like, im a wild beast traveling around the world type shit, its so easy.

things to do in CPH...
walk down "strøget"
avoid muslims the best u can
dont use the money exchange shops located all over cph (do it from home)
visit tivoli (fun park)
visit the little mermaid
visit rundetårn (a round tower) yaaay~...
and eat a real hotdog
ect. ect.

>>718314411
>If they have an accent, they're probably not danish
People from my school are fucking dumb. Theyve had English since 1st grade and they are still shit doing direct translations.

>>718317496
>Jutland make up for most of Denmark' territory
>Not knowing that Greenland is still Danish territory
Can you stop pretending to be Danish already?

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>>718317939
>fuck copenhagen
t. Polle fra Snave

>>718318295
This is everything you can do in 1 day, and most of those places, if youre going in the summer atleast, chinese people will be everywhere. Do something thats not cliché ffs

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>>718318384
>still believing Greenland is part of Denmark and isn't factually independent in anything but its official status

Sorry pal, you're not the UK or France. All your colonial assets are lost for good, deal with it.

>>718318054
yeah right, do you serve hancock?

>>718318604
>writing like a /pol/ak
please agitate the muslims already, make us both happy

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>>718309663
>>718318295
I cannot believe I forgot about this. Any Amerifat who visits the Kingdom of Denmark, should experience what a true hotdog from the porkiest country in the world is like. Beware though, you won't enjoy the shit you're served back in the US once you've taken this pill.

>>718318929
>Beware though, you won't enjoy the shit you're served back in the US once you've taken this pill
Don't be so sure about that, amerifats are addicted to their sodas, shitty food and bottled waters.

>>718318864
Yes, we serve Hancock

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>>718318845
>Unable to come to terms that itty bitty Denmark was able to hold on to its empire while GB and FR got wrecked.
>Not knowing that the people of Greenland have no say in foreign affairs of the land.

>>718318864
>Can't handle the bantz. Better deflect to the muslims instead.
Confirmed tysker :^)

>>718319204
oh fug, but do the they have the whole selection from them? beer is nice but shouldt drink it all day

>>718319463
>didt deny accusations
well already then, back to your containment board >>>/pol/

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>>718319225
>itty bitty Denmark was able to hold on to its empire while GB and FR got wrecked

>>718319649
What are you talking about? You should always drink bajer

>>718309663
A yank's loud, nasally voice and accent is enough to offend anyone

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>>718309663
>I'm an amerifag going to Denmark for a few months soon, what should I expect?
A higher quality of life.

>>718313774
>Calls self danish (is actually german)
>Spreads ass cheeks for cuckway

Fucking Nazis

>>718310593
Hold kæft hvor er du akavet knægt, tag dig sku da sammen

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>>718316272
Exactly.

>>718310257
haha, i love how you'd NEVER catch any of the "gangster" whiteboys in europe and especially scandi in a fight. They express it by doing drugs

it's like, they always try to come off as "i'm scandinavian, i'm cold and hard and stern and i smoke and have no time for americans", but when you actually test them they have no clue how to respond

>>718310593
Fuck af. Og tag dine abe-venner med dig.

>>718310621
lolll welcome to sweden/denmark/norway. They complain when you can't speak the language, and then when you learn it they wont speak with you

it's cause they have nothing going on in their boring ass countries, or their personalities, so they need to cling to their quirky old time languages to have something/anything

>>718317538
yeah exactly. When people say there's "drugs everywhere" in DM they dont know what kind of drugs a lot of american youth do

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>>718319649
>You never denied that you weren't from Denmark.
Back to Germany u go.

Danes are, in my experience, the nicest people on Earth. I lost my wallet in Copenhagen last year and the officer I talked to organized a collection to fund my trip back to Germany.

>>718318929
when you realize that you pay for a pretentious morsel in denmark what you pay for five hotdogs in the US, you'd rethink that

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>>718319225
>Denmark was able to hold on to its empire
Not counting Greenland as it's virtually independent, I can't point out Danish lands on a world map, maybe you can help me out?

>>718310399
>danskajävlar

forum.wordreference.com/threads/swedish-danskj%C3%A4vlar.2198864/

awesome.

>>718320724
In Europe, you're actually paying for food, not industrial byproducts.

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>>718320724
>5 pieces of feces is superior to 1 steak because there's more of it
t. minimum wage Amerifat logic

>>718317939
i already said, to study

>>718310257
So much inaccuracy

>>718315894
Heineken pis

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>>718319827
kek'd

also this

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>>718320767
>virtually independent
>virtually

>>718321140
wrong again! You can get a verrrry decent bratwurst for cheap in the US. You just dont get the frilly gold patterned foil with it

Do what you want man. You will leave feeling ripped off. But i bet you're commenting as someone who's never left his town

If you're still there in late June, be sure to hit up Roskilde fest.
It's 8 days long and only costs about 2000kr.
As or stereotypes; basically they're just loud, friendly drunks. Can't say much bad about them apart from the pigfucking.

>>718320767
>Not counting Greenland as it's virtually independent
That's a lie tho'. Keep telling yourself that. Also the Faroese Islands is ours. And Iceland still have extremly close relations to us (fx they learn Danish in school, and many come here to study etc).

>>718321314
Define "decent".
When even mcdonald's in europe offers food of a higher quality than in the US, you know something's wrong.

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>>718321314
No I apologize, I should've considered your measly American minimum wage, before suggesting one of the best culinary experiences in the world.

>>718321688
>When even mcdonald's in europe offers food of a higher quality than in the US, you know something's wrong.
European McDonald's are subject to European laws. That means mandatory traceability, hygiene and quality standards, and so on.
Not to mention the healthier relationship Europeans have with food, and the general taste for good food rather than the generalized industrially processed fat and sugar products.

>>718309928

>Also, as in any European country, they hate it when you really shitly try to speak their language

uuuh...no

>>718321985
>Not to mention the healthier relationship Europeans have with food, and the general taste for good food rather than the generalized industrially processed fat and sugar products.

That's literally the reason Burger Kind had to close down most of its joints in Europe a couple decades ago, they didn't manage to adapt to local standards.
McD did.

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>>718321276
>Turkey
>18

>>718322157
Burger king has been opening more and more joints. You are just lying.

>>718322618
Only recently. Hence why I specified a couple decades ago, you fucking retard.

>>718310399
No, we don't like cuck Sweden and it's rapid production of retarded feminists and efficient rape machines.

>>718321688
yeah and you pay way more for it, AND you wait way longer for it! I waited 30 mins for a mcchicken wrap! Are you not getting this? Lol!

The fact that it's basically the exact same price and time as a restaurant, and Euros will STILL stand in line forever, and often drive WAY out of their way! for McDonalds, Pizza Hut, BK, etc. shows how shallow and addicted they are.

Stop trying to cling to an idea of superiority cause you have nothing else

>>718322923
Damn you are one angry little teenager.
Tell me why we hate them.

>>718320767
The fuck, the netherlands have lands overseas?

>>718323081
I just did.
To bad your eyes and ears are full of muslim foreskins.

>>718323113
They were extremly rich in the renaissance and owned a lot of oversea colonies. A lot of danish land was pawned by people from the netherlands. Århus is one of them.

>>718323246
so we hate them because they rape themself and change their own country. Good fucking point.

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>>718323417
Yes it is a good point, thank you for getting back on track.
It's not everyone who can admit they are wrong.

>>718323566
Tell me how swedish feminist have changed danish lives and or politics. And how many swedish citizens have been arrested for rapecrimes in Denmark.
Tell me why you care so much if they change their own country.

>>718323070
>yeah and you pay way more for it
No shit Sherlock. There's a reason you're paying yours cheaper. It's literally unhealthy garbage.
Enjoy your stroke, obesity and heart failure rates.

If anything, you're literally saying that Americans can't afford healthy food at all and are forced to settle for industrial garbage.
Which is coherent with >>718319827

>I waited 30 mins for a mcchicken wrap!
I worked in a busy EU Mcdonalds for a couple years, and never saw nor heard anyone wait that long a time even with a dozen meals order.
You're either lying or unlucky as fuck. The worst I've ever seen was 20 minutes because of a fucked up retard in kitchen, and the customer was offered his meal.

>The fact that it's basically the exact same price and time as a restaurant
US and European fast-food joints doesn't serve the same food. Someone mentioned earlier why: laws are stricter when it comes to food and agricultural products, the whole chain is toroughly controlled from A to Z, and tastes are different.
Don't believe me, just try it out on either sides of the Atlantic. I did. Yours are filled with sugar, fat and salt like crazy, and you don't know where the fuck it comes from nor how it's been raised/grown and processed.

>>718320767

I didnt expect france to have so many

>>718321276
Maps like this are kind of mis-informing because it tells nothing about how active the laws are enforced. In my country (Netherlands), having sex with a 15 year old when you are 19 is illegal, but it's only very rarely enforced. In practice almost no one would ever be fined or sent to jail for that, unless there is a power relation like teacher-student or boss-employee. I'm 24 and I'd fuck a 17 year old easily without ever fearing being arrested. (Dutch law: the age difference for 16 and 17 year olds can't be more than 2, so a 19yo can have sex with a 17yo but not a 16yo. Beyond 18 it's unlimited, an 18yo can fuck a 75yo. But again, these laws are rarely enforced).

>>718324377
France has the world largest EEZ.
Came as a shock to me too.

>>718324656
>>718321276
Oh and also, more important: with an age of consent of 15, it doesn't mean anyone can fuck a 15 year old. It only means a 15yo can have sex with another 15yo or perhaps a 17yo, but not a 28yo, depending on the law, like I explained. Misinforming map.

>>718309663
Remember that we don't have a glorious savior like trumpster, so we have a crapload of sand niggers, be aware that these nigs group up and rob people in the nightlife...
Other than that, have a good time here, smoke some weed since the pigs are pretty chill..

>>718324761
>it doesn't mean anyone can fuck a 15 year old
Yes it does, provided you don't have authority over that person, ie. being a teacher or a tutor.

Europeans don't have retarded age-gap laws. You're either acknowledged as old enough to have sex, or not.
Americans are just neurotic when it comes to sex.

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>>718323113
>The fuck, the netherlands have lands overseas?

Please tell me people aren't this stupid

We owned:
>Indonesia
>Taiwan
>Belgium
>Luxembourg
>Various islands across the globe
>Sri Lanka
>Suriname
>Guyana
>Parts of Brazil
>Parts of India
>South Africa
>Singapore
>Svalbard
>New York (then known as New Amsterdam)

We still own:
>a bunch of corrupt Caribbean islands

>>718324377

are you mad ? you should

>>718325029
>Europeans don't have retarded age-gap laws
Wrong. Like I explained here:
>>718324656
The Netherlands does have an age-gap law. It's quite clear. When you are 16 or 17, the age gap cannot be more than 2 years. From 18, there is no age gap law.
Theoretically you can be sent to jail for fucking a 17yo if you are 30yo in the Netherlands (but again the law isn't actively enforced).

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How do I learn danish at home?
written Danish has absolutely nothing to do with spoken Danish.

>>718323800
hating sweedes is a tradition. it's just something we do.

might have something to do with our two countries having a record in the most wars fought between each other.

>>718325260
As said, it is mostly a joke today.

>>718324278
lol, okay you didn't even give a relevant answer to why europeans are obsessed with fast food chains when there's no difference between going to a restaurant. You said something entirely else...

Yes it was 27-30 from the time I ordered, and I rarely eat fastfood.

Because in America it's FAST food. How is that an admission that Americans can't do better? Why are you taking things out of context? If they want fast food they go there, if they want restaurant food they go to a restaurant, since i had to spell it out for you

In Europe the lines are blurred, and they consistently choose fast food chains. I see people drive across town and back just for mccdonalds over and over again instead of the plethora of options near them. I mean $10-11 for a burger, jesus christ.

>>718325240
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLPnUo2KuVkR5GFhS8kRF7g

some dane with a youtube channel, just to hear how it sounds.

>>718325412
ya, though if i ever see a sweede on the ice between sweeden and denmark, im so much getting a stick.

>>718325231
>Europeans don't have retarded age-gap laws
>Wrong. Like I explained here:
Okay, let me rephrase then.
Europeans don't have detrimental age-gap laws, that is, if you're past the age of consent, you can have sex, period (provided you don't have authority).
If you're not, prosecution can take into account that you're in a reasonable range and drop the charges.
In North America, age-gap laws are setting ranges, which is outright retarded.

As for the NL:
>The age of consent in the Netherlands is 16, as specified by the Dutch Criminal Code at Article 245, and Article 247 which read:

>Art 245: "A person who, out of wedlock, with a person who has reached the age of twelve but has not reached sixteen, performs indecent acts comprising or including sexual penetration of the body is liable to a term of imprisonment of not more than eight years or a fine of the fifth category."

>Close-in-age exceptions (for consensual acts between adolescents close in age, within "social-ethical norms") are at the discretion of the prosecution. Acts such as a ménage-a-trois, or an unequal relationship, e.g. the perpetrator (17) wasn't in love while the victim (15) was, can also be considered outside "social-ethical norms".

Once you're 16, you're free to have sex in the NL. Period.
It works that way in most if not all European countries.
Because Europeans aren't fucked up when it comes to sex.

>>718320767
Kek muh falkland...you stupid kid, go to learn some history, the name of these islands is Malvinas

>>718309663
Expect a fair amount of SJW's
About 90% Speak english on a medium to perfect level.
Depending on where you are going, expect alot of sandniggers.
Greeting strangers or starting conversations on the street, on the bus, trains etc is considered weird.
If you want a good time, go to a pub or bar. Nightclubs are pure cancer full of sandniggers and natives looking for a fight/trouble.

Also don't listen to the faggots saying it's offensive when you try to speak our language, I don't know what it's called but they are basicaly the Danish version of those LGBT/SJW scumbags in USA who hate everything USA is because muh this and that.

Have fun

>>718325436
>you didn't even give a relevant answer to why europeans are obsessed with fast food chains when there's no difference between going to a restaurant.

Because they aren't as obsessed about it as amerifats.
And they're going there because they enjoy the taste, and/or because it's cheaper, and/or because it's faster. Just like you.

The difference being the food there is of a higher quality.
Which is why
>In Europe the lines are blurred

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>>718325478
so the potatothroat meme is actually true

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>>718324711
>France has the world largest PEZ.
WHERE?!?!

>>718324711
>EEZ
wat

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>>718326251
Exclusive Economic Zone

>>718326161
wot?

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>>718325854
Please, Argentina. You lost fair and square, and even managed to take down a couple British ships.
Just stop it. It's over.

>>718326381
All the other Nordic countries joke that Danish sounds like Swedes talking with a potato or porridge in their mouths, while Danes joke that Swedes sound like drunk Danes, and Norwegians sound like drunk Danes singing.

>>718325761
It is the law, and you are fully intiteled to do so. go nuts my friend. I would do the same.

>>718326970
indeed, though it is bothersome to patrol the seas, but i am in sweeden quite often, i might just get lucky.