The three last numbers of your post are the SCP you are stuck with in a room for 24 hours, how fucked are you?
yes
>oh boy it's pretend time
Children, pls
173 173 173 173 343 72 74 please bless me
I cant believe im rollin
Spooky scary
>>718306267
>i am superior old fag you newfags
>>718306189
lets a go
This thread is a waste of space. It serves no purpose.
Spoopy
>>718306444
Trips get
Looks like I'll be fine as long as I don't speak or write anything.
>>718306556
Every thread on /b/
xd
>>718306189
k boi
>>718306406
>A 230m long tunnel that sucks up niggers from Illinois and makes them sleepwalk naked...also hints at some crap hidimg behind the walls.
> Oh no, I'm so fucked, being from NY and all.
Can I reroll for a succubus?
yay
Rolling flr lolZ
I aint afraid of no ghost
Let's see how it goes
>>718307083
Iz pz im stuck in a room with a haunted manssion.
>>718307140
literally just a book that causes paranoia, unease, and occasional nausea
>>718307219
I think it needs to be operated by a user, so, I'm not fucked at all. Unless I get curious
Please no 682
Roll for weird
>>718307371
WELL, SHIT.
rol
>>718306189
Rollerano
>>718307285
Oh you got the bible
succ on the roll
>>718307443
Psychic crayons huh? Alright.
ready to secure
pennis
>>718307520
A fucking switch
>>718306189
>>718307642
Geothermal hotsprings, eh?
K
>>718307610
well, im the most fucked one here
Gimmie this svp gay
sure i guess
>>718307671
Ants that take stuff apart. Would literally open the door for me
Fuck it
>>718306189
Rolling.
Reroll got a invisible fucking microscopic organism that does jack shit
Let's do it boysssss
>>718306189
Roll
>>718308187
Hey not bad. I'm just in a room with a fortune teller.
Really now I got some dude with a horse shoe up his ass
Fuck me hard
The hell is SCP? Some weeb shit?
>>718306189
roll
>>718308437
>The initials S.M. are carved in the handle.
>My initials are S.M.
ReReRoll want something that's cool
>>718308413
im in a room with a fuckking garage
Rolling for leviathan
lets see ...
Rolling for something good my doods
OK last time rerereroll
>>718308471
Look it up. Thats what Google is for m8
Rolling for days
>>718308378
I got some mind controlling insect that kills the host after a week
Reroll
Rererereroll
rip me
Whats scp?
let us see
rolly poly
Rolland
TFW you get stuck in a room with a 3 story house.
>>718308903
great, a carnivorous corridor
>>718306189
roll
>>718306189
Rawl
rip
Roll
wee woo
Lord help me
>>718306189
I will beat the fucking shit out of whatever scp fucking cunt it is alright
rell
>>718306189
Roll
>>718306189
fair enough
>>718310096
Lolol you're gonna get raped m8.
Rolling.
rollerino
quad get xD!
>>718311345
oh shucks
>>718311191
Hey thats not so bad
Fug let's go
>>718306189
Let's see
>>718306189
Op is a fag
>>718311387
damn!! this is awesome, some missing details like the lowe jaw, but it's awesomely done!
>also rollerino
>>718306189
nice thread m8 so rolling
>>718306189
rollerino
>>718311307
great, tentacle rape gone wrong
Roooooooooooooooll
>>718311491
Nostalgia tissues
>>718311666
me kcehc
also you're gunna die
>>718306189
I haven't read one in a while.
>>718311666
>>718306189
roll
>>718311711
Some kind of time travel info extraction device. I'm ok.
Please no
>>718311663
I got a water filter that gets thirsty. Cool.
>>718311559
>Description: As of the time of writing, SCP-559 is a round vanilla birthday cake. However, its powers have been observed to exist in other baked items like rolls, puffs or cupcakes. Whichever item SCP-559 has subverted in this manner is easily identified by the words "Birthday Time!" marked out in green icing. Materials testing has returned this icing to be regular green icing with no unusual traits.
When lit candles are placed into SCP-559, they cannot be extinguished by any means by someone who is not celebrating their birthday. However, they can be put out by people whose birthday falls on that day (termed "birthdayers" for convenience), upon which the subject will have their age changed to the equivalent of the number of candles on SCP-559
>TL;DR a birthday cake that turns the birthday-person to the age according to the number of candles on it,
is anything potential pedo in there? even the big ass lizard is into apocalyptic little girls
>>718311950
then I got a washing machine, object class: safe
DOPE
Water filter and a sweet washing machine. Sounds like im staying hydrated and washing my clothes
>>718306189
rollando
I'm gonna fuck it, whatever it is.
Roll
Rollerino
>>718312164
>just great
cancer squids
>>718312311
SCP 311: Gloves
Class: Safe
Basically stretchable gloves that when I receive any kind of pain on the hands it gets transferred to a person I think of.
Fucking sweet.
Raaawling.
>>718312522
Cool, just need to stay off the carpet.
rohwl
role
cousin, let's go rolling!
Llor
bring it
rolllllllllink
stop enjoying things
role!
999 please
Lets see
>>718313246
I got a projector that plays strange informational movies. AWESOME! Now all i need is an scp that makes kettle corn and steak
rolf
>>718306189
Rolling for 666
have mercy
>>718313554
you would laugh you ass off with the food related scp's
>>718306189
whats scp.
>>718313698
reroll
Ye
>>718306189
roll
ayy
Inb4 i get analraped
Rollll
Spook
This should be easy. Bet I get a frog or something. Rolling!
im sp00ked
Ho ha
let's see
LoLLie /b/ rolling
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where harlem flits
Let's rawl
>>718307561
>Oh you got the bible
All that edge
>>718314844
24 hours with a german howitzer from adolf himself I think im fine
>>718306189
eubguu
ok
aRE WE READY FOR ANOTHER MEME MARKET M /B/ROS
???
Quite.
Rollin.
derp
....
>>718306189
boob roll
>>718315033
im gonna reroll. cool and all but just some paper
>>718306189
ralling.
roll to lol
Lets do it
Heyoo
>>718315630
glacial monster that causes auditory hallucinations of trapped people.
Contact turns you into a nignog and slowly kills you through freezing.
Rolllllll
>>718314939
Well this won't be ending too well for me.
>>718306189
Cunt
>>718315757
So I'm in a room with a tree whose fruits ripen in a day and taste deliciously sweet. So far so good.
Problem being they lead to growth of new organs in one's abdomen. Which is extremely painful. And within a week a new fruit grows in this organ and is violently ejected through my esophagus. Well that it, i'm dead.
>>718315875
Man im...like all about that!
pls be kinda hot
>>718316138
Nice!
rollerino
>>718315695
mm fish parasite who live inside me because it makes them feel good. the more there are the more intelligent they get. they kind form into one mass. i love being refered to as "the host"
>>718316108
Well if it's in the state before the transformation, I am going to be okay. If it's after that, I will end up as food.
>>718306189
Niggers
Why not
>>718306189
Give me a scary one
>>718316419
A fucking mirror.
ok
I'm cool
>>718306189
How hard could it be?
>>718317037
>star in a jar
Well okay then
roll
I just end up trapped in 1948, not the worst. Re-roll.
roillin for some spoopy shit
>>718306189
Sure pls
Rolio polio
I don t care
>>718306189
Aw shiiiiii
Like a 1% chance of getting anything beneficial is worth it.
>>718318610
Well I'm fuckin dead.
Rolls
RolliPollio
Rollo
>>718306189
Is this a roll thread?
Nigger roll
>>718318533
fck that i hate snakes
>>718318714
what even..?
>>718306189
rill
>>718318780
I think I got the best one here
>>718306189
Niggrolly
Roll roll roll them dice and never think twice
gay
ROLLING
>>718318963
Well I should be perfectly fine
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-963
curious
yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>718318965
>965
Great shit.
roll!!!..!!