b, i have a stunning idea: let's do something, try hard and make Donald Trump post something on /b/ (as an OP) (timestamp required).
I post here since 2008 (still don't know if i can be labeled as oldfag or newfag; lol). We used to do more than making same fuckin threads and used porn sites as the means of fapping.
Let's Make /b/ Great Again. My idea seems to be one of the most amazing things we can do in 2016.
However, i don't know how we can manage it yet, but we have TIME; only fuckin thing we need is doing it together. Trump doesn't want people who supported him change their opinion about him; so, for some reason, i think he can do it.
And, at least he's crazy af.
Please BUMP the thread to make it as viral as possible.
Love you, anons.
Fuck off newfag.
>sage goes in the only field
sorry for 2016; i wanted to write 2017
>>718302279
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>>718302497
Bump
>>718302192
How exactly?
Maybe make a legit pro-Trump posting, guise it as a trump AMA, then start shit posting after he gets baited to comment
>>718302192
Hes openly stated that he wanted to shut down seedy corners of the internet and you want to invite him to /b/
Clever kid
>>718302939
We need ideas
>>718303371
Not sure if he will pay attention to a random AMA.
>>718303416
I dunno he seems to like twitter so, let's just ask him kek
>>718303647
I hope he won't choose hillaryass hipster gay reddit over /b/ if he ever has to choose.
>>718303371
>>718303902
That would be a disappointment considering /pol/ and /b/ memed him into the white house.
>>718304166
True af
>>718302192
bump
I figured it out, show Milo this thread and he'll make him post. Let's get that faggot in on this.
lets ask him nicely on his twitter with multiple accounts to post here with timestamp so he can communicate more easily with his ppl
>>718304674
That was my idea, what could go wrong
except "/b/" and date itself, what would you like him to write on paper? I would lol if he wrote something like "Fuck Hillary" or "Stop fapping" or "Let's Make Trap-Lovers Straight Again". Hahaha
Share your versions.
I like the plan
>>718302192
>2008
Newfag.
/b/ was always shit. Always.
>>718304792
Putin dindu nuffin or Build a fucking wall, in all caps
>>718304613
Pretty sure Milo is a /b/tard anyways. I wouldn't be suprised at all if he shitposts on /pol/ in his spare time. I'd assume asking Trump would work though.
>>718305015
Milo was working on buying this website, or was he just trolling trolls, either way he lurks, so asking him might be the best course of action
>>718305097
We could write an open letter to him. Just leave it on /b/. Repeatedly. Also, Milo owning 4chan would just cement his supervillain status.
>>718305235
>Milo owning 4chan would just cement his supervillain status
Yes! It would have been glorious, fucking Hiro's in the way.
So let's write the letter.
I'll start- Dear fabulous faggot.
So, b, have you any ideas? How can we do it?
No one's helping me? Ok
An Open Letter to Milo Yiannopoulos.
Dear fabulous faggot, this letter is an official request- despite at this time you being engaged with doing your hair and being glamorous- /b/ kindly requests you taking time out of your busy schedulel to consider a proposition.
The influence of Donald Trump's victory is still strong here, therefore /b/ would like to kindly ask you to arrange an official AMA with the President Elect.
If it not be too much too ask have him make a thread with a timestamp, tits not required.
Thank you for your time.
Do it fgt.
>>718305697
comma, not period. Wez doin it grumakituly correct for this glorious faggot.
An Open Letter To Milo (The Danger Fag)
Dear Fabulous Faggot,
This is 4chan. We need a favor. Get Daddy to post a timestamp on /b/ for us. Be the hero we need. Like a more attractive Harvey Dent.
That's all I can think of really.
>>718306236
>>718306341
Let's just combine mine and yours, they're perfect.
>>718306403
Sold. Really, I think the only good part of mine was the Harvey Dent bit. But I can dig it. Maybe we could include some sparkles and black guys to entice him.
An Open Letter to Milo Yiannopoulos (The Danger Fag)
Dear fabulous faggot,
This is 4chan We need a favor. Get Daddy to post a timestamp on /b/ for us. Be the hero we need. Like a more attractive Harvey Dent.
Thus, this letter is an official request- despite at this time you being engaged with doing your hair and being glamorous- /b/ kindly requests you taking time out of your busy schedulel to consider a proposition.
The influence of Donald Trump's victory is still strong here, therefore /b/ would like to kindly ask you to arrange an official AMA with the President Elect.
If it not be too much too ask have him make a thread with a timestamp, tits not required.
Thank you for your time.
Do it fgt.
>>718306620
IT'S PERFECT! Does he have like an e-mail or something? For the chance he doesn't shitpost while this is floating around?
So who's sending this to him on IG?
>>718306758
https://www.instagram.com/milo.yiannopoulos/?hl=en
Here? Can you even send shit via this, I'm not on any social media dunno how this shit works.
http://www.milo-yiannopoulos.com/contact-us/
>>718306875
I have no idea. I don't use instagram. I'll do some science quick.
What a gay idea
I'm OP and, dudes, i don't want to look like annoying jerk (do it myself: open this thread again and again after 404...). It won't ever work if i am going to be only one who wants it.
Dear anons, if you like my idea, please make this thread even when other one's not 404ed yet. It will simply make it more viral. Using same image isn't allowed; so you can open the thread with other pic but with same text. Or you can just printscreen text and use it as an premise of your post. "Make it viral" or something like that as an text. As it will be seen by lots of anons, then we can start talking about details too. And also, write this text too to make others do the same too. Thanks
>>718306998
What are you on about it's a great idea
>>718307038
Yes, i know i smoked english language in this post. Kinda high, dudes.
>>718306941
Apparently you can, but I'm too drunk to into instagram.
>>718306998
>gay idea
>trying to appeal to Milo to make it work
There is a strategy at work friend.
>>718307038
Faggot are you on instagram, stop not making sense grab this image>>718306774
And send it to Milo
OP's idea will fail because he doesn't understand clinical narcissism.
Like all really narcissist, DJT lacks a sense of self. (forget about the connotation of narcissism and just think about not having a "me" in your mind) He substitutes the reflection of himself that he sees in others for that sense of self. Other people are mirrors to him.
Everytime he lashes out, it is because a big, important mirror showed him something he couldn't stomach.
With his power and wealth the ONLY mirrors he cares about are the big, important ones. /b/ isn't big and important in DJT's mind. I'm sorry.
Bump
Thread is kill?
>>718308227
probably. I'll find a way to make Milo see it once I sober up bro. Satan as my witness.
>>718308339
Awesome this can happen before he steps into office. I have faith
>>718308858
Any other ideas/means?
>>718309063
Well other than the open letter there was the idea of directly tweeting Daddy, but /b/ is way too drunk and or high to message Milo, so I doub that would work.
>>718302192
He doesn't internet. No email or web surfing.
>Good luck
>>718303935
Nigger
>>718302192
it's 2017 you nimwit
Only 22 posters? Damn
Bump
>>718307038
Please, someone do it.
>>718311493
Why make more threads, there's a solid plan, guaranteed to work here, plus this one is not bumping.
>>718302192
>let's open the floodgates of newfaggotry induced cancer & let it metastasize to finally kill what little remains of chan culture.
>>718303393
This...OP is probably a newfag.
OP it's amazing that this board and entire site is still relatively unknown to the general public and normies after this past year. You seriously wanna have the entire world find this place and ruin it forever? Because that's what will happen if the POTUS elect is seen anywhere near this board.
We were lucky enough to have had Trump's children give us hints to their presence on /pol/ during the primaries. We don't need or want to be plebbit tier AMA nonsense. We're meant to be elusive.
Fuck outta here.
>btw I came here from /pol/ as you requested. You'll I was your first responder. Do understand that I'll play thought exercises with you but bringing Trump around here is a bad idea. And a lot of /pol/ is having fun being politically incorrect.
>>718306236
>cringe
Milo is not an anon...he isn't our voice. Fuck off with this shit.
>>718307038
NYPA
This is a shit idea and you're likely some fag trying to link trump to racist nazi frog posters and pedophiles and the hacker known as 4chan. Fuck off. Trump isn't colluding with us. We do it for free faggot.
>>718303902
>>718304166
He already did a Reddit AMA you twat.
>>718313810
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ausbump
>>718302192
>2016
this
Trump already posted on h8 chan /pol/ a long time ago so did eric