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Daily reminder that you're a weak and feeble homosexual

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Daily reminder that you're a weak and feeble homosexual faggot millennial with a feminine penis if you can't drive a manual or prefer autos for any reason other than having a real disability.
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>>718300249
Manual is a fucking blast to drive fam
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I'm a feeble homosexual who has sucked a trucker's dick while he drove with a bigger gearbox
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why the fuck would i buy a car now with these no turbo no 6 cylinder no fun allowed rules?
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>>718300249
You get more done doing other things while driving when you don't use manual. Also get with the times what are you 60?
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>>718300386
Cars ARE fucked these day man, seriously.. All these gay electronic devices.. More gadgets means more shit to go wrong.

Cars peaked in the mid 90's... Now they're getting gayer and gayer..

90's JDM <3

Also. Autos are for WEAKLINGS that have no visual/spacial awareness and no hand/eye coordination and no fine motor skills.

Being WEAK is also usually associated with feeble and gay. But not the cool gay, the faggy gay with a feminine penis that no one likes. Usually millennials.
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>>718300465
28 here, faggot. I drive cars designed for men.

Cars designed for men are fun to drive and give the operator pleasure. Manuals provide better road feedback improving the overall driving experience. When you drive a manual you want to enjoy the experience of driving and be engaged 100%, so you don't have time to put your dick-sucking lipstick on while freewheeling it down the homosexual highway. Something only men with normal levels of testosterone will enjoy/understand.
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>>718300249
If manual is so great then why are the good transformers called autobots?
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>>718301047

I admit defeat anon.. I am now feeble and gay.

FUCK THIS SHIT!
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I love the feel of a large cock in my hand, so i just had to get something phallic in my car to jerk around constantly while i drive.
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>>718301207
I'm sure everything you hold in your hand makes you think of your father's cock..

ski poles. handrails. baseball bats. rolling pins. knife handles. door handles. etc.
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>>718300790
Easy there, man child. This isn't a cringe thread. Dial it back some.
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>>718301400
You love it.
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>>718300581
Man i once worked installing car audio, is stupid the money people pays for something that could be so cheap, i knew about a guy who had 4 speakers on the doors, 4 behind, 2 bullet tweeters, 2 12" bass speaker, 5000 watts speaker and another 5000 watts subwoofer amplifiers, and a screen stereo. That costed around 2560 usd in 2013
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>>718300249
Daily reminder that you're memeing super hard there, bud.
Protip: real men do whatever the fuck they want without worrying about the opinions of others.
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>>718300249
>millennial
~1984 - ~2000
just to let you know you're probably one.
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>>718300249
>Daily reminder that you're a weak and feeble homosexual faggot millennial with a feminine penis if you can't drive a manual or prefer autos for any reason other than having a real disability.

Agree.

Learn to drive a stick, ya fuckin' pussies.

I just bought a new pickup truck with a five speed manual.

Also, I'm really psyched by the new Cadillac and Lincoln 3.0 liter v6 twin turbo engines, which are FUCKING BEAST MODE.

400 fotpounds of torgue starting at 2500 rpm and 400 horsepower, in front of an eight-speed automatic. Yowsa!

That's the sort of drivetrain you can respect, boys and girls.
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>>718300249
carfags are the worst.
all y'all kill yourselfs
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>>718301910
you're just a redneck
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>>718300790
>Cars designed for men are fun to drive and give the operator pleasure. Manuals provide better road feedback improving the overall driving experience. When you drive a manual you want to enjoy the experience of driving and be engaged 100%
That sounds pretty fucking faggy
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>>718301833
says the beta male with a feminine penis.

if I believe hard enough that I am still a real man and that I am doing whatever the fuck I want and that I don't care what people think when I drive my auto like a faggot then it come true.
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>>718302123
>if I believe that I don't care, then I don't
At least you got something right in that post.
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stick is a nightmare if you live in a place with terrible traffic
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>>718300249
Does autism count as a disability in your eyes? Like actually on the spectrum

I have trouble comprehending just the gears yet alone a clutch. I sometimes even struggle with neutral gear for some fucking reason
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if you were a real man youd run everywhere you go

but yous a pussy so you dont
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Manual is obsolete unless you race cars.
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>>718300249
My cars are automatic.
My bikes are manual.
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>>718302390
I'll let you off, autismo-boy.

>>718302402
Kek

>>718302219
HARDEN THE FUCK UP AND SHIFT LIKE A GODLY MAN.
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>>718300249
I'm an American, does it classify as a disability?
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>>718300000
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id rather not make my leg tired and sore
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>>718302576
does your dick reach your asshole, bro?
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>>718302212
What you think you believe and what is really going on are two different things, you're not a real man no matter how much of a fuck you don't give.

You're still being a feeble pussy driving an auto
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>>718302636
no, but it reaches yours
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They didnt make my car in manual.
So I have to live with it.
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>>718300249
>2017
>Driving
Bicycles are much better
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>>718302709
But that's fucking gay...
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>>718300249
>people that don't agree with me are gay
Well, i agree with you that standards are the best way to drive and i love my boyfriends cock. You see the problem there, don't you?
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>>718302708
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>>718302722
What car could be so great that not having a clutch is worth it?
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>>718300249
>feminine penis
Right....calls somone else a fag. Deflecting much
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>>718302816
I bet you want to get a load of heaps of guys because you're a FUCKING POOFTA HOMO FAGGOT WEAKLING.
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>>718302783
Agreed. Lets make jokes about handling sticks to make OP feel dumb as fuck.
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>>718303028
I think the word you're looking for is projecting, dumbass. Go drive your automatic fag-lord-mobile to the gay sex shop and buy yourself some anal beads. Pussy.
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>>718302783
being coolgay like freddie mercury and driving a manual is cool and manly.
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>>718303001
Guinness World Record car at Fuel Mileage KIA Niro, doesn't come with manual either
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>>718303310
Its probably CVS transmission.

Kia is the choice of men in pic related.
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>>718303147
What like how op likes to touch sticks to get his engine revving?
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>>718303369
it's a six-speed twin-clutch gearbox
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>>718303664
still gay
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>>718300249
Aw, thats cute.

Come back when you're old enough for a big boy car
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>>718300249
Get good faggot.
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>>718303749
what is gods name is that delightful manly contraption?
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>>718303715
after 150000miles on an american build ford, which felt like a man holding me strong, holding a car in my hands that feels soft like a woman makes me feel much less gay.
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>>718303844
road ranger.

gearbox of the manly man.
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>>718300249

>Daily reminder that ignoring functional improvements for the sake of your thinly veiled masculinity will not make your penis any larger.
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>>718302506
depends on the age of the car to be honest, modern autos would be considered superior but they were relatively trash until around the 90's
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>>718303923
having less control over the vehicle you're driving isn't an improvement.

There's a reason they don't make automatic motorcycles, well, fuck all automatic motorcycles, because motorcycles are usually ridden by manly men that enjoy motorsport.
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>>718303749
I understand your average 18 speed truck transmission, but I can't even fathom what that is. Brief explanation or product name?
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>>718304078
fucking auto-drivers thinking autos are an improvement.

autos cant engine-brake. how can autos even compete?
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>>718304078
automatic is must when working as post delivery man.
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>>718304156
Looks like a six-speed Lenco.
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>>718304156
>average 18 speed truck transmission
LOL newfag
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>>718304401
Correct.
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>>718300249
>on the cusp of automated transportation, self driving cars
>lets learn to manually align gears in a moving vehicle while ignoring the fact that automatic transmissions are at least 5% faster than manual.
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>>718300344
I really miss mine, looking for another when I get some cash together
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>>718303846
Google Lenco Transmissions
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>>718304401
many thanks
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**Reminder**

vehicles are used to get from point A to point B.

That's it. If you use a vehicle for any other purpose. You must have a micropenis or are insecure because your dad didn't love you enough. If anything. A car makes you even more of a beta cuck, sitting in it while its drives you around. So manly bro. Try walking . now that's manly
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>>718304499
self driving cars are for ultra homos.

my manual will piss on any comparable auto
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>>718304432
thats funny how?
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>>718304631
bitch nigga, real men RUN everywhere.
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>>718304655
>implying you can react faster than a computer.
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>>718300249
Have owned five manuals over close to twenty years. I got an A4 with an automatic "DSG" a year ago and am not looking back.
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>>718300249
I can get hot sloppy skullduggries from your mom in my automatic as my arm isnt blocking her way when she leans over and throats me completely
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>>718300249
Whoa, easy there, buckaroo.
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>>718300249
Manual in the snow all day today, feels good.
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>>718304726
I can change gears faster than some clunky automaton controlled by a computer can..

automatic transmissions are heavier. much much heavier.. they require their own special oil and oil filters. They are terrible things, really. Soaking up petrol. always moving the car forward.. no engine braking.

pathetic.
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>>718304726
He probably means they aren't built for high acceleration, or wouldn't be as "quick" because of how most are generally programmed for efficiency
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>>718300790
>Driving a manual car is the only thing to keep my dick sucking urges at bay
sounds like you're a faggot and you're using your car to deny it
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The thing people don't realize about the Gear Wars is that it was never really about the gears at all.
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>>718304865
the automatic version of my car would be slower.. because the car would have the same specs, but the added weight of the automatic gear box.. and plus, you can't redline an automatic. you never get all those revs out of each gear no matter how hard you put your foot through the floor.
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>>718304991
I love hearing stories about wild west. Did you drink whiskey too?
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>>718304991
I definitely agree with you, the trim level of the car that I own, doesn't even come with an automatic. I can't even imagine it coming with one.
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>>718304849

>petrol

figured out why youre a shitlord
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>>718303158
why you mad? it must be the inner fag in you trying to get out
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The first car I bought and my last two Corollas had stick shifts. Manual gearbox master race.
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>>718303158
Also this:

Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others.
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>>718305189

youre just mad youre retarded

>deflecting
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>>718305233
Also check 'em!
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>>718300249
Broke my left femur in a car accident and did 3 months rehab, still drive manual, femur still broken
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One of the most glorious american racing car ever built used a 3 speed automatic transmission

Additionally, automatics generally make for faster turbo cars. Manuals need anti-lag and two-steps to hang with them, and destroy themselves in the process.
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>>718305262
>Also this:
>Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others.
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>>718300249
I cant afford driving lessons and only auto transmission cars are used in highschool driving courses so i got stuck with driving autos. My feminine penis has nothing to do with it.
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>>718305343

i cant tell who you are, whos side youre on or what youre trying to say
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Manuals are way more entertaining though...
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>>718305319
OP here,

The Chaparral 2J and other Chaparral cars are legendary and beautiful.

They get a hallpass for being auto as the cars were so fucking dangerous to race you had to be a real manly man to race them.

'Murica dun good with the Chaparral 2J
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>>718300790
Who the fuck cares about driving? Holy shit guy are you for real? Like is this the early 1900s when cars were just coming out? Get the fuck over yourself man.
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>>718300249
Fuck outta here with that millennial shit. I'm a millennial and own a wagon, a truck, and a motorcycle. All three are full manual. Haven't dailied an automatic for 3 years now.
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>>718304631
Firefighters, Ambulance drivers, Policemen, Tradesmen, Bus drivers, Garbagemen, Taxi drivers, Truck drivers confirmed for having micropenises
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I wonder what kind of transmission they use in a drag racer?
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>>718305549
THIS!!!!!!!

100000000000 KEKS
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Manual is better for everyday driving at least here in Finland. It's much better in bad conditions, because a computer doesn't suddenly switch gears in a bad time. I like the control. There's only one thing that automatic does better and that's crawling. We don't have traffic jams, so only off-road driving is good for automatic.

Summa summarum:
Always manual except for off-road.
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>>718301047
kek
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>>718305615
they need autos in drag cars because the drivers need both hands firmly on the steeling wheel as they accelerate or they'll come flying out of their seat..

if they were manual and one hand was on the gear stick, they might fly out for lack of grip.
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>>718305536
>I'm 16 and unlike most people my age I listen to good music like the Beatles

It''s like reading a Youtube comment from 2007, good to know people don't change that much
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>>718305615
drag cars usually have 3 speed manuals. google power glid transmission.
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do paddles count
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>>718305615
drag racing isnt a very interesting motorsport. there are no corners.
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