Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>718287972
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claim
>>718298057
Eh, I really don't mind talking about anything to be honest. At some point I might ask to switch to Dischord, but I wouldn't mind talking about it.
Shower time
Post smiles you want to protect.
Just suck my dick already
>Winning girl Mina claimed
>>718298057 Chara
>scared
they don't need to smell fear if they can watch you type it out.
My condolences, seriously, man.
You were pretty cool.
>>718298182
>>718298182
>
Hello so many new people.
Claiming Georgette.
Just a friendly reminder you are NOT your avatar
>>718298182
>>718298330
you just do that as a meme right?
>>718298379
Just a friendly lie :)
>>718298379
speak for yourself
>>718298182
>>718298414
prove it
>>718298418
still not her, only dressed like her
>>718298218
Alright, so I'm officially rekt now...
I'll still take that nurse with me who kissed Sono
>see cat next to me crawl down the cat tree
>falls of the last bit
>falls on back
>rolls to left inside the part where it can sleep
I'm amazed and amused at the same time
>>718298171
Alright then, I think I'll leave for now though, see ya
>>718298590
>secret kisses
>>718298544
you misunderstand. the beard and fatsuit are the disguise in that pic.
I'm gonna go sit in a diner with a friend at 2 AM because I'm a sad person
See you all when I get home!
>>718298590
Gud timing
bye!
>>718298237
>>718298266
>>718298419
Protect them well.
>>718298337
Hmmm, not a smile per say, but I suppose if that's what you want to protect.
>>718298386
Smug as always, I like it.
No trains today?
>>718298182
>>718298613
oi, you here already? I think I'll stay then
Get back here Sono
And add me on steam damnit
I looked through another archive and even read up on the two threads you were in
>>718298679
That's what Mai looks like when she's happy.
>>718298392
About as much as anyone else claiming a waifu. Real dogs are better than 2d ones obviously.
Haven't seen Sailor Moon in these threads before, which is actually kind of odd when you think about it. Shouldn't they be more popular?
>>718298812
i dont agree with that and also youre attracted to a dog? thats FUCKED!!!!
not really that surprising, it's an old show
>>718298753
Chaaaa-raaa~
>>718298590
Cats, from what I've heard and witnessed are just larger rats. Except rats have more 'dog'-ish personalities.
I've only owned dogs and rats tbh.
>>718299011
Soooon-oooo~
How are you? Your laptop got stolen, right?
Are you okay? Did you file a complaint at the police? Are you better now? You're not going to die anymore, right? right?
I was worried, so so worried I don't get it.
>>718299012
I like my cats though
>>718298673
Well, I'll stay then for a while longer
Hello everyone.
>>718298182
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=158fS92zC9w
can never run into him, jeeze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrRSB8Vf3Zw
Lain
LETS ALL LOVE LAIN!
Burn Waifus, Burn!
>>>/pol/106293986
>>718298966
Yeah man. Are you new here? I've got 4 dogs.
Well, waifus are like childhood crushes right? So it shouldn't matter that they're old.
>>718299012
That doesn't seem right. Who told you that? That's totally inaccurate.
>>718299112
Cats are cool even though I'm a dog person.
The Evil that I do lives on and On.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZF35E2GABg
>>718299189
so beautiful !
>>718299312
no i just dont check in v often
uhhh if waifus are childhood crushes then ALL that matters is the age of the show...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4quJtamr0k
>>718299312
Well my own personal experience with the agility of cats seems to rival my personal experience with the agility of rats, is all.
>The climbing
>the scratching thing on the way up
>The always-landing-on-feet thing
>the jumping to-or-from high places
>>718299112
cats seem very nice. Maybe one day I'll have one.
its not me you usually do this with.
but i'm happy to do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wl3rM3AlC0
>>718299112
Good morning Chara!
I'm doing a lot better, I got out of the hospital a few hours ago, they put me in a wheelchair and rolled me out into the cold.
Oh yeah, it was stolen while I was sleeping. I had to share a room with some sick old guy who wouldn't stop talking to me, I think one of his family members stole it.
I'm not going to file a complaint because there is nothing of value on it.
(I always bring a disposable laptop if I'm going to visit a place for a long time).
I don't know if I'm going to die, it feels like it, I'm still is a massive amount of pain.
I can't believe you stalked the archive you stalker!
And thank you for worrying about me... that made me smile.
>>718298762
Huh, well alrighty then. Protect it!
>>718299112
>Fucking 20Q right out the gate
>>718299142
>>718299189
Second verse, same as the first! Protect them!
>>718299517
Does this count as loli? Wasn't she a kid in the show? I don't remember that show too well, which is weird because I wasn't attracted to any of the girls on there. I was more into Kirara from Inuyasha.
>>718299416
I see. I like meeting new people online. What kind of work do you do?
Faggots.
>>718299623
>the only protection she needs
>>718299633
Not sure if she really had an age :D (though Sailor Moon and her do switch age in one episode)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3e0cuDoX_0
>>718299633
n/a
>>718299654
heyo!
My pink haired goddess with a brain.
>>718299654
You rang?
>>718299654
who i wanted
https://my.mixtape.moe/fbocyd.mp3
>>718299312
You're more than just a dog person.
>>718299619
Get two cats though. Siblings at best. They keep themself occupied with each oter
>>718299622
Good then. I was worried when you didn't show up anymore
>disposable laptop
What do you work as when you can just have disposable laptops?
Anyway, welcome back
Oh yeah, and I thought you were Ikarous from another thread. Anya got Ikarous here and I was dissapointed... oh boy, I have screenshots of that conversation.
She had the same traits you told me about.
Oh yeah, you have ASPD, don't you?
>>718299623
I HELD BACK
>>718299759
Nene Romanova from Bubblegum Crisis 2032. (they made her blonde in the remake 2040)
>>718299834
>>718299622
My dogs are like ninjas when they're excited. They do literal somersaults and backflips off the wall when I come home.
>>718299715
Oh, is it another one of those animes where the kids are like 10,000 years old or something?
>>718299725
Oh, I see. High school?
>>718299805
Yeah I'm like a dog-obsessed hipster in public basically. Makes sense considering my line of work.
>>718299416
Thanks.
>>718299623
You know it.
>>718299887
nope. okay thats enough questions
>>718299654
>coming from you
>>718298679
No, that was yesterday
>>718299711
Good protection indeed.
>>718299805
Jesus Christ m8...
>>718299999
Fucking kek'd and checked.
>>718300041
Was it? I mean, wasn't it Sunday yesterday?
>>718299805
>you have ASPD, don't you?
No! Not at all aha ha ha...
I had that laptop for six years and now it's gone, it feels as of a part of me went with it. I'll have to save up for a new one.
>occupation
N/A
You really wouldn't want to know.
Ikarous from another thread? I never heard of that person. How is she and I alike? Does she claim Ikaros here?
>>718299887
That's so cute! They must really adore you.
>>718299999
nice
>>718299982
My dick
chen is my best friend
>>718300114
>this man thought he could take her smile away
>>718299887
>Dog-obsessed
I'm still pretty sure you're more than just obsessed
>>718300114
w-what?
>>718300132
Got it. Also, you're not allowed to die. I don't want to go through that again
>Don't want to know
Oh well, okay then. And no. You're not very much alike. When she showed up I was disappointed. She was just a kid with noplans whatsoever.
>>718300170
Hey.
Did you ever get some with that cute nurse?
>>718300132
Ha, yeah they do. They're great to live with.
>>718300236
Probably right.
>>718300114
My lessons are in the morning, so i have to go a day before and stay in the dorms.
>>718300073
Upvoted
>>718300362
Hey, I have a few questions, out of curiosity.
Are you really into bestiality?
Have you ever personally been involved in it?
How can you assume these animals consent?
What's so attractive about a dog anyway?
Are you into any other animals?
>>718300461
i have a question for you out of curiosity
why
>>718299796
Decent.
>>718300532
He has referenced it several times.
>>718300236
So I'm only allowed to die when you say so? You should let me die now.
>not much alike
I'm going to be alone forever.
>>718300316
Hello Whiner!
Are you talking about the nurse that kissed me on New Years? If I had sex with her I would be dead.
>>718300362
Are you keeping them warm during this winter?
>>718300461
Get ready for the biggest reply of your life.
>>718300138
Is that...?
>>718300236
You know exactly what.
>>718300599
wish there was better on soundcloud, but its fucking soundcloud.
u tried brownies yet?
>>718300161
I don't have friends on the internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqIU3ATrwiA
>>718300680
youre so cool... le .////.
>>718300362
Definitely right. You love them. Quite literally in every way possible
>>718300642
Yes you are. And no I won't allow you to.
I fell for you, so no.
>Nurse kissed you on new years
Do tell
>>718300652
I don't know!
>>718300642
>Whiner
I'd be offended if I didn't see it coming from twenty miles away.
>I would be dead
Because of your spleen?
Also sorry to hear about your laptop, my man.
>>718300678
Not yet. Just got here and smoked a few spliffs
>>718300726
I don't consider myself "cool"
Don't paint me with your ugly labels.
It's fucking cold
>>718300461
>Are you really into bestiality?
Yes, have been since I was a kid.
>Have you ever personally been involved in it?
Yeah with only my dogs.
>How can you assume these animals consent?
Well, it's pretty obvious to know what a dog is demanding of you when they ask for something. They seem to enjoy sex as much as food. Two of them prefer sex over food since they're not food motivated, but they are all sex motivated.
>What's so attractive about a dog anyway?
I like the physical qualities as well as their sheer kindness and ability to get along with humans. The only downside is their inability to talk and the fact that they live like 20 years or less.
>Are you into any other animals?
Yes I am also attracted to equine females and possibly sheep (?) and a farm animal here and there. But if I ever made the commitment to such an animal it would have to be for life. I don't approve of having sex with an animal for fun then abandoning them. If you have sex with your animal I think they should sleep in the same bed as you for the rest of their life, unless they're too big to obviously. People who have sex with humans and animals are not zoosexuals; they're bestialists who use animals for pleasure. Sex with an animal should be a lifelong spiritual commitment.
No interest in most other animals like dolphins.
I grew up in the ghettos of the city, not the farm.
>>718300642
Oh yeah. Sex saves a lot of money on heating.
>>718300730
Thanks man. I do love them. They're my soulmates.
>>718300868
idc what you think! also come back to animus already you silly stubborn old man.
>>718300868
u like childish gambino?
idk why i like this more than the original.
https://my.mixtape.moe/yrxinp.mp3
and you need some oil man.
make them brownies
>>718300996
I don't know about that.
>>718300730
You soooooo do!
>Do tell
Inb4 rage
>>718300914
Find a hiding spot, Kitty.
All you mother fuckers back up, I'm about to claim my waifu in this bitch ass forum!
%triforce
Explooosion!
2 more days until season 2.
>>718300730
I fell for you too, it feels weird, foreign, warm, nice. But I like it.
>do tell
She just kissed me on the cheek! I wiped it off as soon as she turned away.
>>718300814
>if I didn't see it coming
I'll be more original from now on.
And I'm not your man, I'm Chara's.
And yeah my spleen still hurts like heck. Every time I laugh, talk, breathe and eat it feels like someone is tearing at it.
>>718300929
A family member of mine bought a Cocker Spaniel, should they have it's ear cut off?
>>718301108
>All you mother fuckers back up
Fine.
>>718301041
did you like awaken my love anonymous
>>718301086
well get it figured out
>>718301101
It's -25 and every breath is painful. Asthma is fun tbh
>>718301124
A bit more awake today?
>>718301203
Hi Alice and yes!
>>718301041
Yeah, I like him
He is pretty great, same is his new album
>>718301184
Why would I come back to animus? Is not anything worth coming back.
>>718301124
Why on earth would they cut off his ear? Ear cropping is only done with certain breeds but it's a good idea in most cases to prevent illnesses and ear aches down the line.
It isn't done to cocker spaniels. If they get a doberman, I would definitely recommend it when done properly under anesthesia.
>>718301101
I dooooon't!
>>718301124
Is this the first time you fell in love?
cute. Especially the wiping it away
>I'm Chara's man
o-oh my
Aslo, watch for your health. I went to so much trouble as in grasping a person who MIGHT've been you and making Drama for the whole thread
Also, invite me on steam.
>>718301223
like hi
>>718301245
do it for me
>>718301223
You have to shout to the heavens "Rei claimed!" Or it won't count.
>>718301120
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!
2 MORE DAYS TILL EXPLOOOOOOSION?!
>>718301203
Blankets. Blankets and heaters. Fuck it, just make a big bonfire.
>>718301264
why isn't it done for cockers?
OK, now everyone can approach in a non threatening manner; I had to claim aF in here.
>>718301238
That's good
>>718301124
>I'm not your man, I'm Chara's.
Yeah, but I'm everyone's daddy, so no matter how you look at this, I come away a winner, babygirl.
>laugh, talk, breathe, and eat
Consider the following:
Laugh: Don't watch or witness anything comedic.
Talk: Stay quiet as fuck, no verbal communication
As for no breath, it's just like that thing you do underwater, but like, forever.
Eat: There are fascinating videos online about making milkshakes out whole meals, it's gross but I recommend it.
>>718301309
That would look weird on the bus, also not help with the wind
>>718298182
I don't think you'd want me to post yours.
>>718301278
I feel a bully coming on...
>>718301184
you need to roam around the soundcloud kings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSX7LmESZQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76PHzENMQ04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJVoApMH-y4
>>718301245
now that i think about it, we may of talked about him before.
yea, i think i don't like how artificial the new album is.
that's like, the only problem i have with it.
>>718301278
I believe this is the first time, though I felt strong feelings for my previous gf too. But not as warm as this.
I'll have to make a Steam first!
>>718301333
Who are you? Hi!
>>718301282
You never did anything for me.
>>718301384
I listened to Kanye a lot in the past week. Yeezy is my favorite album.
>>718301367
>babygirl
>mfw
What about sleeping? I woke up screaming in pain when I rolled on my side.
>>718301481
fuck.
you just love to go down the wrong path don't you.
let itbe known saya is waifu for life
>>718301480
That's good. I tend to think I'm a warm person.
Please do. I don't care though, could even be telegram. Or discord. Or Skype. Just... something.
I want to stay in contact with you and tell you more about me and I want you to tell me more about you.
Some things I just can't say in thread
I have a feeling I'm being watched.
>>718301565
I guess you could say that.
>>718301326
Not sure to be honest. Probably because of looks.
It's only done to certain breeds, but when it is doable, it's a smart idea to have it done. For example, it was originally done to dobermans because it meant an intruder couldn't easily grab onto their ears when they were protecting the house, but it has a lot of other benefits too.
Ignore the idiots who claim that it's "cruelty". Making your dog suffer from chronic ear aches for life when they don't have to is cruel if you ask me. Especially if it's to make the human feel "good" about themselves. Those morons got ear cropping banned in the UK and the only result is more dogs suffering from lifelong ear infections. Most of these animal cruelty people are fuckign retards who do much more harm than good for animals worldwide.
Since cocker spaniels don't get their ears cropped, they will have to flush his ears out with ear cleaner every week or so, maybe more depending on the dog, and be very careful to not let the underside of their ears get wet with water as it means yeast will grow. The only reason my poodle and golden don't get ear infections is because I maintain them constantly. Most people don't, but it's normal for floppy eared dogs to get chronic infections and ear aches.
>>718301120
2 DAYS WHAT
also ritsu claimed
>>718301288
Shouting? That sounds like noise pollution and it is 10AM.
>>718301282
Hello.
>>718301374
P L S
L
S
>>718301384
not through soundcloud but i will look into those more at some point probably(the last two), issue is a lot of the indie instrumental hip hop stuff is too samey
also just wanna let u know i already heard of all those ppl and i am cool. jsyk. im hip.
>>718301481
like you never gave me the chance tho
>>718301702
howzit
>>718301749
What would you do for me?
>>718301541
>yfw
You know I wish nothing but the best for you and Chara, princess :^)
>What about sleeping?
This one's a toughie.
So, you're gonna wanna grab some pots and pans. Now, I know what you're thinking, but this isn't that. You're gonna wanna put one of those items in each hand. Now, stand up. Make sure you're central to each person around you. The key to a good sound from the objects is to swing wide from a high angle, when you make contact. Y'know, with someone else's skull. It's such a rush, nothing will ever keep you quite as awake. It should make a dull thud, and you may dent the pan or pot. This is fine, as with enough uses you can actually make your pan into a rough pot or vice-versa. You'll be awake for as long as you can imagine, babygirl.
>>718301709
It's like you didn't expect it.
>>718301804
i mean im a loser so not much but im also a novice dilettante so i could throw you some cool recs on occasion possibly. but i barely know you and dont know what you would want.
>>718301599
Fine, fine, I'll make one today, if I don't forget. I have to go now because of... Well, I'll tell you on Steam. Good bye Chara <3
>tfw oxycontin still lingers in my bloodstream and is making me sick.
>>718301643
You just get carried away when you start typing. Bye Doge!
>>718301702
No, I mean, you know what I mean. Smarty.
>>718301830
But people can sleep with loud music blasting in their ears!
Bye poky-girl
ITT: micropenis owners
>>718301374
Please no bully!
>>718301630
Why's that?
>>718301965
Goodbye Sono! Don't you dare forgetting!
>>718301898
I understand. Maybe I'll visit animus, sometime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlBskd3IaNw
>>718301642
have a poptart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn3VVAz_96k
>>718301749
so you know of jinsang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSdYPkgCvtE&t=1902s
mounika
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD91J0Rpmc&t=570s
eevee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O698GIoG6o
atlas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMFZ-bQLW6g
vanilla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSU1eFxgr68&t=65s
and the synth wave fuckers
>>718301996
It's happening!
>>718301965
Bye man. Have a great night. Dogs are big to me so sorry if I type about it too much.
Also I don't recommend tail docking for cockers. It's only useful for short haired breeds to prevent tail whipping. Not necessary for cocker spaniels. It doesn't hurt them so it's personal preference. My philosphy is never put a dog under anasthesia unless you have to.
>>718302018
such a sweetheart! love u baby
>>718302053
no i dont know any of those
>>718301965
Goodnight, mate.
Speaking of sleep, I too, will be hitting the hay.
Goodnight, all.
>>718302099
Am I?
Thanks.
>>718301480
Not this again -_-
hi
also synth wave......not that hot
>>718302099
listen to those albums and tracks on youtube, then go to soundcloud and learn more
>>718302147
i just said so
no, thank YOU
>>718302188
why soundcloud though...i hate that
dont they have bandcamps thats way better
>>718302053
That sounds really good
>>718301749
It's quite fine. A bit cold, but it's just what I would expect from the season.
>>718301965
Well, you're not wrong, I do know what you mean.
>>718302184
uhuh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBXTRtm07RA
>>718302254
i dont think they do, and its a easy format to use.
also you will find more artists through soundcloud that are worth the praise.
you just need to get through the other 99%
>>718302261
thats why i posted it
>>718302254
Why are you thanking me for, sci?
>>718302175
inferiortochairs-chan
>>718302320
sure. ive found this winter to be very mild though.
>>718302354
are you saying thats synth wave...? cuz it's not
>>718302354
yea thats the idea. also i though outmind was all right if you dont know that dude
>>718302367
you said you will visit
>>718302532
Ah, yes
synth wave was like the second form of electro swing tee bee aych
>>718302532
its an easy way to introduce someone since it uses the same idea's just in a funk format.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYOtZvwNCsc&t=2719s
... WHAT.
english please.
>also i though
FUCK
>>718302692
forgot the second 't'
>>718302805
oh, yea i've listened to outmined.
didn't really catch my attention.
probably wasn't in the right mood, will try their stuff again sometime
>>718302378
i know i am
>>718302898
i mean he's not that good he's just all right. but you seem more into that style than me so maybe worth trying again yea.
>>718302386
It's the same it has been for most years here. That is, raining and being humid a lot.
My current flat doesn't handle humidity well.
>>718303037
oh yea? where's that?
im in northern michigan
>>718303082
Wales. Southern part.
https://youtu.be/RYtVf0wvPpc
>>718303238
mother fucker i really hate my shit cuz i'm such a little bitch that cant fucking see your shit.
FUCK, i hate myself sometimes
Which waifu smells the worst?
>>718303326
the plastic bag
>>718303238
that would explain it. also nice carpenter brut is the best synthwave guy imo
>>718303326
Klonata
>>718298182
Slow tonight.
>>718304142
>Tfw another week of no Dungeons and Dickheads
>>718304605
Yep.
>>718303779
?????
>>718304835
I thought you were meant to be playing today?
>>718304957
She smells
>>718305028
she uses timotei though :o
>>718305067
Nah
>>718305106
it's canon
>>718304961
We were. Had everyone but Skovi, AKA: Wanker.
-_-
>>718305280
drug me
>>718305251
Ah, fair enough.
>>718305430
hehehe
>>718305480
what's your favorite animal?
>>718305821
spic
>>718305954
mine is the chinchilla ^-^
>>718305967
Hola
>>718305430
Fucking Wanker.
>>718305967
Hello.
>>718304835
Poor you. I got a double helping this week.
>>718306013
>>718306008
Anything interesting happen in two weeks? I was away from tech.
>>718306147
the year changed
>>718306183
That's hardly interesting. I barely got buzzed on nye.
>>718306231
I don't drink so it was a good day for me
>>718305985
-_-
>>718306147
Uhh, nope. Not really.
>>718306338
it's very cute :/
like tomoyoyo ^-^