Let's have a stupid edgefight because I'm bored as

*turns around*
You fool, I had my ancient technique that negates swords! Try fighting me again in 30 years, kiddo.

>>718298008

what's an edgefight? is it being edgy?

i realize that i judge other people based on societal standards, historical global standards, and against who i am. usually, they lose based mostly on who i am compared to them, when considering value systems and class.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFQBqJdiRDE&t=1922s

>>718298066
*activates time travel ability*
*sends us both 31 years in the future*
*summons mace*

that was easy

*leaps towards you to smash your face in*

>>718298066
You have angered me, adversary. It is ill-advised that you do so any further. Well... *chuckles* ...It's too late anyways. For you see... I HECKED UR MUM!

>>718298219
*dodges attack*
*grabs chain of mace*
*swings you around and sends you flying*

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>>718298226
Pssh, your biggest mistake. *Tips fedora before doing a backflip over you*

>>718298342
*uses telepathic ability to make myself hover*

nice try, but can you handle this!!!

*summons skeleton army*
*activates sharingan*

give up

>>718298342
Pulls out dick, masturbates furiously, orgasms magma and smegma and something else *gma*

Look at all this minions. Dare you enter my magicall realm?! Death awaits you........
*summons meteors from heavens above

*casts invulnerability spell*
*casts nuclear bomb aspell*
*teleport to your moms house*
*get her to make chicken and waffles*

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>>718298008
>>718298427

I'm sorry but you are not allowed to wield those katanas because I am personally triggered by the flashbacks they give me to oriental Japan and its oppressive patriarchy

>>718298497
*creates diamond dome to protect from meteors*
pathetic
*summons 100000 knives*
you are finished.

>>718298500
*teleports myself and your mother to an alternate universe*
*teleport my dick into her vagina*

>>718298560
>sees knives
>oh no
>gotta go fast
>*goes fast*

>>718298538
I'm sorry but fuck off.

*teleports in front of you*
*slices off your neck*

don't have to worry 'bout those flashbacks anymore.

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>>718298538
Pfff, just another honorless victim...

>>718298699
*goes even faster*

>>718298724
Cutin off heckin necks

>>718298776
>goes faster faster faster faster faster

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>>718298833
*goes fastest*

>>718298833
*goes quadruple faster*

>>718298873
*goes fasterer*

>>718298857
Heck

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>>718298699
>>718298776
>>718298833
>>718298857
>>718298873
>>718298901
hahaha

you are mere turtles compared to me

*FAST*

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Hm none of you are a worthy foe, anyone here strong enough to fight?

a dark wizzard appears chanting in a ritual of summoning

>arise great girugamesh

>>718299097
My whole family
Pic related

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>>718299097
pshhhh

But another bug to crush beneath my boot.

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>>718299201
Forgot pic because of my immense power

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>>718299150

>>718299150
*countersummons girugamesh*

*girugamesh is split in half*

*upper half falls and crushes dark wizzard*

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>>718299224
Just another victim to my blade...

>>718299291
*powers up to super saiyajin 15*. Kame hame haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

*you and the wizard die*

*Summons the great lord cthulhu.*
Uses telekinesis to throw his gratefulness into the fray.
"heres a good pile of fresh bodys for you"

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>>718299425
Heh, I have a full 5-stage plan to deal with you...

>>718299589

My speech is way too edgy. No one resists.

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>>718299498
I̷̭̪͇͓̼̥͕͇̼͎͕̻̞͉̳̝ͦ̋̓͆͟ ̴̡ͩ̎̅ͬ͂ͪ̌̾͊̑͗̍̃͢͏̝̻̻̭̹͉̩̜̟̗s̶̛̰̘̲͉̤͍͙͖͇̠̫̮͖͖͎̽̇̊̾ư̴̧͉͔̥̝̭̦ͬͭ̄ͯͫͪͮ̉ͬ̅͒̕͠m̩͔̬̙̣̂͒̍̿̋̑ͦ̈̌̄ͭͨ́̽̈̚͜m̨̪̼͔͉͇͈̺̥͇͇͓̟̠̼̼͓̰̒ͭ͊͒͠ͅo̷̒̆ͩ͒͊ͩ̋ͮͤ̈́̃ͫ̊ͦ̌͏͏̢̨̻͍̼̺̲̼̳̭̤̦͔͖n̷̴̛͓̯͔̮͉̩͈̞̯̼̻͎̞̓̍ͪ̀͋̅ͨ͒͑͂̀͝ͅ ̷̡̧̠̠̹͚͕̠̣̼̤͓͕͖̦͉̰̱̄ͩ̂͑͌̍̓̎ͤ̔̾͠ͅt̛̹̖̖͙̼̖̫̟̼͉̞̲̙͕͉̏͆ͬͣ̋̽̋̿̈̆̉ͩ̓͢͢͞ḩ̸̨̪͔͍̟̬̟ͪ̆͐̍̑̃̄ͧͫ̊e̸̶̐̎̋̅̆͋̓̍̂҉͉̤̖͈̬ ̧̦͎̤͔̲̪͉͎̻̝̥̩͔̩͉̞̃ͩ͒̉Z̨̠̦̤̫̝̙̦̣͚̠̹̘̱̽̔̊̒͛̒ͦͯ̒ͨ̅̕͢͝͞Ä͉͖̖͕̭͇͕̳̹̟͈̘̮̫̮̮́̍̈́̂ͬ͑́ͅL̸͍̖̺̱̩̤̲̹͇͍̬̱̺̥̬̀ͨͤͤ̄̎̊̔̀͢ͅĜ̷̜̪͖̯̞͍̹̥͙̝̭͚͎̬̠̋͋͌̎́̐̄ͬ̔ͪͧ͗̃̒̐́͢O̰̗͖̳͌̅́́͘̕͢

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Spiderman thread

>inb4 it was just a hologram

>>718299970
ur mom is a hologram

>>718299456
*It's a hologram

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>>718300033

>>718299942
"Well shit im out "
*Teleports out of demension*

>>718298772
Kek his mother is taking the photo

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>>718300101
*follows u to ur dementia*

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Kills the shit out of spiderman.
With spiderman.

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A sports convertible pulls up, MLP soundtrack playing loudly. These three flip you the bird and say confidently
"Hitler did nothing wrong"
They speed away, yiffing into the sunset.

>>718300101
z̒̀͐͛̈́͑̂̋ͫͫ̓́̀̚̕a̸͋̈̈́͐ͮ̈́̑ͧͯ͋ͨ͑͊̓̚͘l̛͋̃ͫͦ͆ͤ͋̿̌̎ͪͨͫͫ̅̇̋̀͠͏g̵̡̐̐͛͟͟͜o̶ͭ̌͗ͨͣͬ̋͆̈̎͐ͣͫ͗ͩ́̚͢ ̧̆ͪ̈́̅ͧ͛̔̇̽̉ͣ͑i̸̅̅̾ͭ̑ͧ̓͗̄ͣ̆̑ͨ͒́̈́́̌̚̕s͗͗͒̏͠ ̧̧̇ͤ̓ͪ̎̋͆́̋͂̈́̀͢͝f͑ͦ̎̋̿ͯ́̾̄ͩͮͫ̋̄ͦͫ̀͡a̵̛̿ͮͩ͒ͤ̔̾̌̈ͣ̓͋̅ͫͪ̾̾̚r̵̛̍͛̌҉ ̸̧̏͐̆͛̌̄̇̏̿̒̃͆ͬ̓̋̈́̈́̽́͡r̷̓̓̊̽ͭ͌́͐͛́ͬ͂҉̵e̶͋͗͐ͩ̃̀̚͜ą̷̑͗ͨ͂̚͢ç̡̛̆̅̌̑̀͌̽͗̄̇ͪ́h̛ͪ͑͒̓ͦ̌̃͗͒̋͆̀ͬͪͬ͐͋̀͞͏i̢ͯ̾̉͝҉n̶͋ͭͭͧ̌̐̎̒̄̑̀͘g̴̃ͪ̊̍̈́͒̏̇̇͘͘͢


z̵ͯͧͨ̊̊͂ͨ̋̌͗̀ͨ͊̈̂̋́̚҉̀a̵̸͐ͨ̓͂ͯ̔́͗̄͜l̢̓̽̽͗̈̍̈̋̑ͯͮ͌̇̀͢͟͡g̸̅ͯͣ̋͟o̢ͯ̐̽̅͏̶̢͠ ̶̢ͧͯ̈́ͫͧ̏́̾ͩͭͧͮ̅͘͝į͐̋̓̈́͑̈́̉̈́҉̷̀͡s̈́̆̎̿͗̉̚͜͡͠ ̧̢ͦ̎́ͦ͐ͬͣͫ̉̊̈́̃͌͐̈̓́i̶̐͌̀ͩ̓ͦͣ͋̄̇̑͐̆̇̍̏̇͛̀ñ͊̇ͯ̇̿̽͊ͫ́ͦ̒̽ͨ̾͏̀̕f̸ͨ̓ͧ̋̇͑̊̈́̽ͯͮͪ̆ͨ̚҉̵̶͢n̴̸̨̏̓̈͊ͬ́ͤ̐̊̇̀͂͋͒ͦ̚i̡̛̒ͦ̄ͤͣ͋͆̋̿҉̡̛t̡ͣͣ̉̾̋̒͢͟e̵̓̾̇̽̄ͬͮͦ̍ͩ̈́͒ͪ̈́̈́͊͋ͦ͘͢͞


t̓ͭͭͧ̊͂͊ͫ̊̃͛͝h̡͐͛ͭͪ̌̓͟͏̀ĕ̸̉ͩ̓̓͟͞r̀͋͐ͭ̈́̃ͫ͌̽ͯͣ̑ͪ̀̀́͜͜e̢̧̅̊ͧ̿̈́͊ͧ̿̏͑̊͟͢͝ ̶̓ͯ̑̂̀ͫ͋͆̍̾̂ͦ̈́͐̅ͫͯͯ̄͜͜ī̶͌ͩ̌̓̌́̚͢s̸͑̾ͣ͒͑͑ͯ̐ͨ̅ͦͫͫ̈́̔͜͢͜ ̸̧̡̛͋̔̀̍̈́̍̄ͯ̒̏̅ͨ̈́͆͗̕n̽̄̿̒ͫ͌͝͏̨̕ơͬ̔̄̉̌ͬͯ̽ͩ̿̋̌̄̂̚͜ ̢̌͋ͩ̌ͯ̓̓̆͆̊̑̚҉̕ȩͫ̾̃ͣ͞͠͞ş̶̈ͮ͋ͮ̏̑ͭ̚c̡̊ͤ̂̔̓ͭ̌̓̈́̆͗̽͛͘͜a̧ͯͨ̓ͯͤ̿͘͡p̸̧̒̏̎͂̌́ͣ̈̐͐̒̈̌̋̋͋̿͠e͆̑͛̀̈́ͭ̃̅̚͝͏̨̀͞

ｪ

áá
á

>>718300202
Even in the core of a black hole locateed at the very edge of the 5th dimentional autist galaxy?

>>718300342
s̷͠h͢͡ì̷̧͘t͏̴̡͞ ̸́͜͟h́̕̕͞͝é͘l̶̸͡l̴̢͜ ̶͟͟͞n͘͞͝ó

>>718300342
SHIT JUST GAVE AWAY MY LOCATION.
*gets right the fuck out of there and doesent tell anybody where he goes*.

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>>718300165
Fuck no

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HEY EVERYONE

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LETS ALL LOVE LAIN!

>>>/pol/106293986

>>718298483
Fucking guffawed. Love this thread so much.

>>718298483
>Orgasms Magma and Smegma
HA HA I'm dying

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>>718300805
Did somembody say spiderman thread?

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>>718300971
Why yes i did