have you ever killed someone /b/ ? how did that make you feel

>>718296247
I killed a lot of animals in the name of love. Now that the time has passed I regret deeply and I'll regret for the rest of my existence.

I killed God

>>718296247
I kill my own food

OP here. Im talking about murder / cruelty, not killing for food or euthanasia

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>>718296247
>have you ever killed someone

Yes. It made me angry that some dumb nigger broke in to my home and forced me to shoot him.

Not today, mr policeman.

>>718296247
Something, yes. Many times.

Someone, no. Although there have been times.....

>>718296581
>I killed a lot of animals in the name of love
I've killed them in the name of food, vermin control and sport
>I'll regret for the rest of my existence
Looks like my way is better. You sound like a herbivore

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>>718296247
i killed a pigeon once. felt bad, man.

>>718296581
>in the name of love
what does this mean?

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>>718297777
you eat vermin?

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>>718296247

I'd have to kill you if I told you.

>>718297777
>>718297999
Heyy that's kind of neato

>>718297777
checked

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>>718297777

OP here. to be more specific, im trying to understand more about the mechanics and thought processes behind cruelty / murder / sadism. Keep your tales of "im so hardcore i killed a raccoon with a bat once" to urself unless you tortured it for sexual pleasure or something

>>718298208
for sexual pleasure, i killed a bat with a racoon.

I drowned kittens and killed 2 dogs.

My gf younger brother killed two people both unprovoked

>>718297948
it's code for "OP is a faggot"

>>718298306
any more details pls ?

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>>718298320

It's code-word for anti-white.

>>718296247
i will neither confirm nor deny that i might have accidentally killed somebody.

if this hypothetical situation had occurred, i would have felt indifferent about accidentally killing a total stranger that i have never met or known. i would have been more worried about getting caught.

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>>718298384
>>718298179
how about this trumpthumper?

>>718298384
>downie wearing makeup

y tho

Damn I wish Hitler won.

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>>718298384

white genocide

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>>718298480

"fake news"

>>718298356
>15
>got caught
>autism
>locked up for 27 years
>stabbed first victim a father of five (bit of a deadbeat though) the over a hundred times
>second was a Muslim girl
>stabbed her in eye!
>thank fuck I never see him
>His mum still loves him and see a him >twice a month although he ruined his familys life.

I shot my own dog. We were out hunting about 3 miles from the truck. He came up on a Mojave rattlesnake and it hit him twice once in the face and once in the neck. He started swelling up pretty quick as we tried to get back through the woods to the truck. Then he fell over and was having respiratory problems. I picked him up and carried him for a mile or so. He was yelping the whole time and he started bleeding from the mouth. I knew he wasn't going to make it back to the truck and then the hour ride to town to the vet. So I sat down next to him and petted him for a bit crying. Took out my gun and shot him. Hardest thing I've ever had to do. Then I carried him back to the truck, took him home and buried him

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>>718298841
lol what a fag

>>718298841
should have used a hammer.

pussy.

>>718298906
AMEN

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>>718298841

>Then I carried him back to the truck, took him home and buried him

>Burying prodeen

Could've gotten a proton deficiency with a stunt like that!

>>718298652
Lol. Just calling everything you don't like "fake news" won't work, fucking brainwashed Trump drone. Are you a fucking robot or something? You realize "fake news" means all the Breitbart bullshit that you eat right up, right?

>>718298906
I can only see Trump

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>>718299070
dead meme

>>718296247

No because I'm not an edgy faggot.

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>>718298953
>should have used a hammer

Yeah hunters always have a hammer on hand.

>>718299149
aw, man! trump hung himself! :(

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>>718299270
should've used his foot

>>718299149
It's all fun and games until your parents open your door and you tear your dick off trying to hide the wierd shit you were doing

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>>718299053

>Just calling everything you don't like "fake news" won't work, fucking brainwashed Trump drone.

There's no peer-reviewed evidence whatsoever to substantiate that claim. You certainly want black and Asiatic babies to die of vitamin X deficiency for not supporting the science-inspired Golden Rice scientific,empirically-backed humanitarian effort.

>>718296247
Yes I have in self-defense, threw a brick at him and didn't know he was dead until later

>>718298821
This is so fake that I don't think you grasp just how ridiculous 100+ stabs are.

>>718299330
To bad you weren't there you could have fucked the pup to death.

>>718298841
not the subject, OP was asking for cruelty stories lol

>>718296247
>Super young me, around 6 - 7 yo
>Kindergarden @ school after class
>Go outside playing with everyone
There's spots for marbles, ' camps ' where kids gathered sticks and cool rocks
>On the part of the playground where soccer and throwing balls happen mostly
>Used to catch balls with out caps.. wich is like a gauntlet in some way
>Whatever the fuck happen and my cap end up in a branch prolly 10ft up
>Me and my best bud are looking at eachother
>iwantmycapback.exe is executed
>Little girl that I was ' chilling ' with ( aka she was my girl back then ) standing by
>Me and my friends grab that big ass rock and throw it up in the air
>Miss the cap.. obviously.
>Big ass 10ish pound rock land on my girlfriend's head.
>She fell on the ground and start bleeding.. DOOM 3 type of bleeding.

>FF couple years in the futur.. around 15-16 tbh.
>Me and a couple friends remind ourself the most fucked up things we saw happening
>All togetter start telling this story and begin wondering what happened to the girl
>After a week or two searching we end up finding this uncontestable proof that she died.

We were just 3 little boys throwing balls by the wood in the playground with a girl and some stupid idea ended up killing the first girl that I kissed. Shit isn't bothering me at all but it happened and there's nothing we can do. We all 3 togetter remember like it was a year or two ago and still remember perfectly the scene when the teacher took us and ran away inside the school by the backdoor.. it was the last time we ever saw Victoria.

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>>718299353
Not my dick unfortunately

>>718299647
>Not my dick unfortunately

So you saying yours is a lot smaller

>>718296247
Your mom killed about 100 million babies last night when she swallowed my load.

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>>718299523
no im not a faggot

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>>718299800
yes

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>>718299827

Turn off the fake news! It's a clump of cells, not "babies".

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>>718299874

>"hunter"

>not a faggot

Where's the apex "predator" when the mangy mutt was "hunted" by a lowly slitherer?

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>>718300145
Im not the person who was the hunter tho lmao

>>718300000
Pft

>>718296247
>I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

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>>718300270

I'm taking you downtown.

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>>718300380
wtf these are so cringey do people actually get off to these

>>718296247
I killed alot of people in Afghanistan, however none of them really bugged me to much cause they were trying to kill me, and or i was launching artillery rounds at them.


However the one that bugs me was a kid i shot over there that had a cell phone out when we were driving by in a convoy in strykers.


I don't know if he was just calling someone, or if he was going to detonate an IED.

I try not to think about it much.

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>>718300462
kid got rekt good job anon

>>718296247
yeah

>2011
>at club in my local area. Had just broke it off with my long term girlfriend as she'd been having an affair with a guy from work.
>at club with friends having a good time. I'd had a fair few drinks but I hold them well
>tap on shoulder
>well what do you know
>its the dude.
>he's on pills and trying to reconcile or perhaps pretending to reconcile to goad me into a fight
>start talking to him very curtly
>he keeps saying "why are you so angry mate"
>This pisses me off cos I was clearly being pretty civil with him regardless of circumstances
>he asks to go outside so we can talk
>im naive as fuck 19 year old so I say sure
>go outside and he continues to entice me into a fight
>end up drunkingly saying something like "mate, If I was angry, you'd fucking know it, you'd have your house burnt down" or something gay
>he hits me like three times in the head
>shit punches for someone who told my ex that he was some pro boxes.
>I more or less black out but my two mates saw it and have told me how it went.
>basically just exchanged a few more blows between us and i hit him hard and back of his head hits concrete
>security finally intervenes and chokes me and eventually pushes me off and tells me to leave scene (glad he did so i didnt speak to the cops drunk).
>guy is in coma for weeks and his mum pulled him off lifesupport


long, extremely stressful courtcase and I was let off.

Crazy thing is a similar thing happened only last year. this recent one literally left me with PTSD

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>>718296247
>have you ever killed someone /b/ ?
had some nigger break into my house
my car was in the shop, so driveway was empty
guess he thought i was at work or out of town or something
came up the stairs, shot him in the chest, he fell down the stairs, broke his neck.
his buddies ran off.
zero guilt. zero remorse.
but i giggled at his mom talkin shit about me cause i killer her lil innocent angel that dindu nuffin

>>718300649
I can basically guarantee you're an Australian

>>718298283
underrated

>>718300789

Obama's sons

>>718300745
sauce?!

>>718298841
I feel you

>>718300746
Yep. Australian. Our courts are fucked.

>>718300649
Welp, let's hear it then

>>718300870
Don't have sauce on any of it.

>>718299955
If only your brain amounted to as much...

>>718300906
what the second occassion?


Was just a fight in a club. Was their fault again. I knocked out two and one hit his head, fractured skull. He lived tho, just couldn't drive for six months.

Anyways it never even went to court, just the whole cops calling me and harrassing me and shit gave me so much anxiety I didn't sleep for a week and felt like I was on the edge of a nervous breakdown. Pretty much lost my girlfriend etc. and was convinced it was some sort of karma or something irrational.

Anyways court case never went ahead most likely cos it was a very clear cut case of self defence and the victims didn't follow up? I still have no idea whether its a shut case or hanging over my head.

>>718300270
When I hear that whistle blowin, I hang my head and cry

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>>718301038

As per neuromania, the brain would certainly have some explaining to do.

>>718301080
fuck, my grammar is poxy.

>>718300897
I'm well aware, being a fellow Ausfag myself

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>>718296247
I was in the Royal marines for 14 years and did tours of Kosovo, Iraq (2) and Afghan (3), I've definitely killed 14 people and probably some others that others also shot and some that were obscured.

Killing them gave me no pleasure, to be honest I was doing my job and my actions were necessary to complete the objective at hand.

People have been killing people since people first evolved, even apes and monkeys kill each other, it's in our nature. Anyone who says they could never do it has just never been in the circumstance where it becomes necessary, we all have buttons, if an incident warrants it we are all capable of killing.

>>718296247
I killed some koreans while i was stationed over there in USMC.

First time was a little "what did I do"

Any time after that was fun.

>>718300337
That's not so bad. My ex gf's sister was kind of hot, so I would've been ok with it.

>>718298841
Sympathy is given

>>718296762
Joke's on you, God never existed.

>>718299627
holy shit anon....

how old are you now?

>>718299627
um wot.

You're parents would have told you...

>>718301575
this face definitely doesn't say cuck

This face says caught fucking the slave. impending divorce and her life as a crack whore inc.

>>718301080

you're a fuckhead, a murderer and a psycho, lynch yourself nigger

>>718302023
I saw it more as a it's really big kind of look.

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>>718301416
>People have been killing people since people first evolved, even apes and monkeys kill each other, it's in our nature

It certainly looks to be in the "nature" of the troglodyte to stunt its own "evolution" (in terms of "evolving" out of such a state than a further saturation of the tepid cesspool that is the assumed current "nature") with the mental dexterity of an ape-man to reinforce and anchor acquired and accustomed behavior.

> Anyone who says they could never do it has just never been in the circumstance where it becomes necessary

"Just following orders" becomes merged with Darwinian fate.

>>718302113


I defended myself and they picked a fight with the wrong person.

The stress made me think otherwise, but hindsight has given me the benefit of rationality.


Both were self defence. No regrets at all. Tbh the guy I killed was a degenerate piece of shit. The other two guys, I'm not sure but they certainly came off as douchebags

I accidentally killed somebody in self defense and have had a feeling of regret since

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>>718302338
And that's all I have right now.

>>718301416
>but what did you feel when you killed them?
>recoil

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>>718298208
>>718298283
I also killed a raccoon with a bat once. Then I raped its wife

>>718296247
Ive killed two people. One at work a Deputy Sheriff. Guy had a gun and tried to take people hostage. The other fucked up trying to kill one of my co workers while off duty. It was a failed assassination.

>>718302322
If it was self defence, don't worry mate. Unless you had the true intention to kill that person, rather than just defend yourself, you have nothing to worry about.

>>718296247
I just need to know why that girl is trying to set her butthole on fire

>>718300849
Wow. Clever.

>>718298208
What if the thought process wasn't cruelty or sadism... does regular ole murder still interest you?

>>718296247
Here is something I still regret up till this day.
A little precis, I was at a very low point of my life.

>Be 19 at the time
>Get kicked out of college, and lose my part time job because I used to hide coke in my dorm, and I got caught, the college informed the place I work for.
>So, I move back home to my parents
>Parents have a dog, name's Lucky
>Lucky was the nicest dog there is.
>Anyways, due to my downward spiral, I continued down the path of drugs even way worse the at my college days.
>Between the times of my high, I was usually pissed, and just wanna take it out on somebody.
>So there was Lucky, he usually lays down on the back porch.
>I kick some balls at him, albeit not that strong, but I think it hurted him a bit, and the motherfucker just took it, or walked away, never retaliated.
>One day, I did the same but this time Lucky was in the front of the house, I kicked it a bit too strong, and he ran away and stopped at the middle of the street.
>Just as he stopped he got hit by a car.
>He was barely alive and had to end his suffering at the vet.
>To this day, almost five years later, I regret that.
>That day changed me a lot, I stopped doing any drugs, kept my drinking to the minimal, applied to a community college, now almost another college, and at the same time, got a good side job.

RIP, Lucky

>>718300000
quints

>>718299879
Except that is Priva, not a sissy

I was doing stand up once.

killed everyone that night

>>718302446
I could greentext it if anybody is interested, it's not a super interesting story but it is a story.

>>718302643
Cindy Starfall

I know she's not a sissy. That's not the point.

>>718302591
Now almost a graduate* my bad guys

>>718298208
Most people who have killed others don't do it because they are cruel or sadist.

They usually do so out of perceived necessity, duty or cause.

>>718299053
pro debate tip:
never use "bad" words. ever. it gives your opponent the moral high ground and undermines your argument.

fag.

>>718302670
Yeah, I want to hear

>>718299149
>tfw your dick will never stretch no matter how hard you try

>>718299270
coulda used his gun like a hammer

shitwhistle

>>718302670
eh.

GOD FUCK DAMN!!!
>Just started randomly choking on my own spit for no fucking reason. Made my fucking eyes water.

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>>718297602
Kek

>>718300462
More stories

>>718299501
>never been in a rekt thread

>>718301811
nah, not at that age and with adult witnesses that knew it was an accident

>>718302285
You're from Brisbane

>>718300000
weak quints, witnessed

>if sissy's were cute you could make your memes with pictures of real ones instead of stealing straight-people's porn

>>718302761
Gotta preface it with the fact that I am white and grew up in one of the biggest slums in my state, niggers and Mexicans was all there was.
>Be me, 16.
>Walking home from my friend's house
>Ignoring all the methed up Mexicans on every corner
>Some scrawny ass Mexican is walking on the same side of the road as me
>I said something under my breathe, I don't really remember something along the lines of "Fucking spics"
>He stops mid stride and pulls a knife on me
>The usual "I own these streets whiteboi" rant
>Starts threatening me
>He keeps getting closer
>Once he's in arms reach a clocked him in the jaw
>He hit the ground with one of the loudest thuds I'd ever heard
>Back of the head to the cement
>I yell at him asking who owns these streets now
>Slowly realize that he's dead as fuck
>Run home and pretend nothing happened
>News covers that yet another Mexican died from gang violence
>Nobody knew it was me

>>718303131
they didn't tell you later when you were questioning?


Seems like something that seers into your memory. Like the whole event. Her not moving, people trying to revive her etc.


I was 7 when one of my mates poked anothers eye out. That whole situation from beggining to end is completely vivid to me.

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>>718303215
wrong.

>>718303274
truth stopped just before clocked him in the jaw and resumed at run home

>>718300677
Alex, I'll take Things That Didn't Happen for 100

>>718303355
Story almost exactly same as a guy I know from Brisbane. Crazy similar.

>>718303423
Sure thing, you don't have to believe it. Doesn't change that this is how it went down.

>>718300870
sauce = photoshop

>>718302273
My God, you're dense.

>>718302113
>angry much?
let's wait and see how that pans out for you, fag

>>718299501
Yeah cos I'd just make that up

>>718303472
It's Australia. The land of the one punch kill

>>718302687
it is too the point

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>>718303665

No bullet can shave the thickness of a that "dense" skull, contrary to trogthink (a higher "nature" is called for).

>>718303423
good eye
>witnessed

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>>718304051

My God, the "a that[sic]" is in need of a virgule!

>>718303484
wrong lol

>>718304193

>tfw your extra vocabulary accidentally makes you look dumber instead of smarter

take precautions against autism, /b/ro. friendly advice.

>>718303355
which state? melbfag here

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>>718304384

>extra vocabulary

>[...]accidentally makes you look dumber instead of smarter

Surely the ambiguity is a part of the snazzy,facetious writing 'tude that's en vogue and meant for the tantalizing mystique.

What's your favorite episode of the Atheist Experience w/ Matt Dillahunty?

So no other questions for the boyfriend of the girls younger brother killed two people both unprovoked then no?

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>>718305544
Checked

>>718300000
Look at these quints, wasted on a post made by some cuck who would be better off dead.

i don't killed anyone but i feel like it's my fault that someone died:

>be me
>18 years old
>voluntary service in a nursing home for mentally and physically disabled people
>it's snowy and way below 0°
>see resident of a nursing home is outside even if it shouldn't
>decide to think it's nothing special at all and don't tell anyone
>resident was found death in snow 1 month later by geocacher just 100m from the place I saw resident last time

well, i don't feel really bad at all even knowing that i could have saved her. maybe it wasn't that bad because this human was dead inside anyway and literally the only thing she could do was shitting, eating and screaming. i still hope she rests in peace.

>be 17
>join army as infantryman
>deploy at 19 to Afghanistan
>spend 13 months in rc east
>get into firefight (one of many)
>see towelhead in scope
>pull trigger
>towelhead falls down
>after the day goes on get back to the fob
>at first feel pretty good
>think fuck yea I killed a terrorist
>now I think who were the real terrorist
>we be all accounts invaded there homes
>I now feel bad and pretty guilty about the things done to people just defending their home.
>think how is the any different from what we would do if we were invaded

>>718298520
oz?

>>718298906
Found the edgy meme lord, who is probably really lonely irl

>>718306093
that person might of have the capacity to know that they would die and might of wanted to die on there own terms rather then being forced to live in their coffin before they die

>>718299627
So parents find out somebody killed their daughter with a rock, no investigation, nobody mentions a fucking 7 yo dying, they all just forget about her ? Fuck off lying fag.

i have massacred millions of potential future people. I have no remorse.

>>718301416
Kill anyone up in kosovo ?

>>718296762
>>718301687
jokes on them, enjoy your atheist/existentialist nihilism

Does killing millions of potential children count?

Some guy called my GF a slut & I punched him in the jaw . He fell backwards over the rail around the balcony from the second floor. Did 5 years for that stunt.kicked out of college and lost my GF while I was in prison

>>718307139
did he die?

>>718307222
Yes

>>718296247
sauce on OP's pic?

>>718307334
how did you only get charged for 5 years then?

>>718307445
Involuntary manslaughter

>>718307498
I'm guessing your white too

>>718307554
You bet I'm white

>>718307619
most definitely the biggest reason lol

>>718307554
Of cause he white or the cops would killed him too

>>718296247
This whole thread is masturbation

>>718307678
You're right. It still sucked

>>718299501

Kid beaten and stabbed 200 times all over his body, then burned alive.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/devin-morningstar-trial-monday-1.3828896

He described how Wylie was bound in plastic wrap, then beaten numerous times in the basement.

According to Morningstar, they initially threatened to stab Wylie if he "[ratted] on them."

After more beatings, Morningstar said Noel told him "this kid can't leave this house."

Morningstar said both Shephard and Noel began stabbing Wylie.

"At this point the wind is out of him, he just keeps begging us to stop," said Morningstar. By then, he said, Noel and Shephard were surprised Wylie was still alive.

The trial has heard Wylie had up to 200 wounds.

>>718298480
that was fake
the police tape was even up before the "event" started lol

>>718307846
I bet. I couldn't imagine going to jail. my father was never around because he was in jail most his life.
though I've killed my share of people. regret it now I'm older.

>>718308035
Worst five years of my life. At least people didn't fuck with me too bad. I got into 2 fights my first day. People respected me for not being a pussy and fighting when I had to.

>>718307949
>>718299501
Not my girlfriends younger brother but it happens anon I know this is the place of falsehood but I wouldn't lie

>be me at 10 years old
>climb on top of counter to put bread in toaster
>jump back down
>crush my 2 month old kitty
>break its pelvis and lower back
>nothing they can do

Then

>me, 10 again
>the house is humid hot at night
>take hamster outside on the sun porch at cool air
>wake up next morning
>30'C outside
>Sun shining through huge windows
>Hamster cooked solid with tongue stretched out to water bottle

>Just sold the house I grew up in
>Pet cemetery behind house

R.I.P. My friends.

>>718307759
>this whole board is masturbation

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>>718302256
It makes me puke, how somebody can enjoy cum swallow

I've killed 2 people.

Short version will be in green text if you want long in depth version tell me. I can't get shit for it anyway.

>be me
>be 23
>me and 3 buddy's take a "trip" to Russia.

Kazan to be more specific. It wasn't a trip either we were planning on buying some guns and ammo for plans I don't think ended to be shared publically. Even in an anonymous forum.

(Also I'm 33 now.)

>Get to kazan
>purchase some guns
>4 rifles, 5 handguns, 2 shotguns, and a metric shit ton of ammo
>"premium Kalashnikov rifles"

Really only one of them was a real kalash but they all had an automatic function so we didn't care.

>Stay in hostil and try to plan how we are going to get these guns into the states.
>friend mentions that our plan involves killing people and that none of us have killed anyone before.
>it's Russia
>it has one of the highest murder rates in the world and if were out in a couple days we will never be found out.
>travel to small farm house/weird Russian possibly harlot den.

I'm armed with one of the shotguns my friends have the rifles I also am carrying a handgun and large knife.

>Get to farm house/Russian harlot den we saw on way to purchase illegal guns.
>scope it out from feild with binocs and a scope on one of the rifles
>appears to be a family of 5 living in that shit
>mom, dad, 2 boys, 1 girl.
>Get nervous
>friend who is total sociopath says "let's do it"
>Get more nervous
>Get up and start moving toward house
>trying to be sly
>approach back door
>ohmygodwtfamidoing.avi
>friend kicks door down
>immediately get a weird calm over me
>I am focused
>I only have 1 mission
>murder this family and make it bloody
>I had the shotgun and had to take "point" because we watched to many movies and played to much cod and thought that doing a sweeping clear of the house would be the best option.
>see little girl maybe 7 about 5 feet in front of me next to counter
>aim for centre mass
>fire
>I can see movement from my left

-continue

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>male
>possibly 40ish he is moving toward me.
>still aimed for centre mass of little girl
>rack slide back and forward
>fire
>was aiming for centermass of little girl so I hit him in upper thigh
>home defense slug size pellets
>basically rips holes in man's leg and parts of his abdomen
>he falls forward
>rack slide back
>hear shell eject and hit ground crystal clear
>hear various screams
>*gunshots*
>screams
>*gunshots*
>rack slide forward
>man has now sat up halfway and is kinda just moving around
>look him in the eyes
>aim for head
>fire

That's basically it if you want a more in depth version I can probally whip something up.

>>718310402
>>718310911

Someone's taking their CoD fanfic shit WAY too seriously......

Nice try though faggot.