Hey /b/, femanon here Are there any straight men left on /b/?

>>718288346
that's because you don't post tits

>>718288533

nigger

>>718288533
All they want to see is dicks though, nobody would like my breasts

yeah there is

>>718288646
Do it anyway

>>718288346
No one cares if you're a woman why do you chicks always feel the need to point it out?

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>>718288595

>>718288652

>t. canadian faggt

>>718288646
Tots or Gtfo

>>718288801

>tots

Hetero here. Gibe da pusi b0ss?

tits or gtfo

>>718288346
tits
or gtfo
it's really quite simple, must be this "woman logic" thing i hear so much about, must be the only reason you can't understand it.

>>718288346
Maybe if all you femanon's weren't so fat &pimple-ridden , we wouldn't be forced to fap to traps with better bodies

>>718288346

We are all gay, 4chan got jewed

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>>718288801
>>718288710
I'm prepared this time

>>718289006
Sharpie in the pooper

>>718289006

Photoshop.

Also this is CP

MODS
O
D
S

>>718289135
>CP
Sure thing, anon
>>718289112
I have no sharpies, sadly :c

>>718288983
>>718289135

Kek /b/ is actually reddit tier

>>718289006
That looks suspicious. Try again. There's plenty of straight men and i imagine women who browse 4chan, though many lurk instead of posting. The homosexual content is likely just the result of a vocal section of this website's users and not representative of the whole.

>>718289272
Pen or pencil just anything that you can get in

>>718289006

Poast dick

>>718289006
Did you want something or were you just bored and looking for attention? Either is fine, but you know, state your business and all that.

>>718289272
Gimme da pusi b0ss

>>718289457
Post poast I feel like a potato

>>718289006

post face bitch

>>718289523
Just bored and looking for attention, also wanted to annoy some gays

>>718289564
>>718289417
I'm not shaved right now, do you mind?

>>718289877
It's all good pusi b0ss.
Shaved or unshaved, pusi is all good.

>>718289877

>I'm not shaved

who cares

>>718289006
it's 2017, dummy

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>>718290003
>>718289957
Here you go then, this is close to a sharpie

>>718289877
>:
Thats better

>>718288346
I'm straight. But I'm also married.

We want to see it in your unshaved butt femanon

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>>718290109
another one, ft. my failed nail art i can't take off

>>718290109
Not in the ass what's wrong with you

>>718290220
I'm sorry, nothing will go on my poor butt

>>718290232
see
>>718290220

I'm straight, but i don't see why that matters. we're never going to meet anyway

>>718290232
ass is overrated anyway if you're not tiny. Pusi is better. Besides you can do doggy style and get best of both worlds.

>>718290292
OK but realize that my dick is out

>>718290232

fucking gays only think about put stuff in the ass fuck off stupid canadian

>>718289112
/thread until OP smartens up.

>>718290109
>>718290231
>>718289006
Not real. Wrong date

>>718290424
>what are timezones

Use a different timestamp to prove you're real.

>>718290424
I JUST REALIZED ITS 2017 HOLY FUCK
look at the filenames tho

>>718290231
You know, I hear people say all the time that vaginas are gross to look at and such, but yours is really arthetically pleasing. Beautiful work. Nice job. Would lick.

>>718290109
>>718290231
You have a lovely pussy. Thanks for sharing it. I love that you keep the hair on it.

What do you want from us?

>>718290424

this guy is right, or OP is retarded

>>718290484
>what is the year 2017

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>>718289006
>>718290109
Well since you're not just a troll, straight male reporting in. It is sad /b/ is overrun with gay/trap porn and if its not that its
>umad white boi? Post black dicks in white chicks.
I used to post more but now mostly lurk again. Now I get porn from /wsg/ and conversation or lulz on /pol/ or /r9k/
Just rain a train on my friends girlfriend. Shit was so cash.

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>>718290323
Um what

>>718290508
Oh yeah there's no way to rename those.

>>718290518
> Would lick.

I go first

>Your photos say 16, not 17
>it's 2017 retard
Straight male here
I go to /sci/ and /pol/ as well as /b/, and it seems that the fags just accumulate in /b/

>>718290518
Every vagina is perfect and beautiful. Make no mistake about that.

tits or gtfo faggot

>>718290484
>What is, the wrong year

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>>718290484

>>718290595

Pls dun hack me m8

>>718290612
How rude of me, by all means.

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>>718290551
I was way too concentrated in writing the date the american way

>>718290484

Holy shit dude... this is why i'm against marijuana

OP pretty great tits and pus, 8/10.

>>718290623
No.

>>718290750

OP DELIVERED

>>718290801

Nigger

>>718290844

dubs have spoken

>>718290750
Vag pic with timestamp of correct date, and all is well.
Feel free to keep the sharper out of your pooper.

>>718290109
God damn your pussy looks fucking delicious. Would love to pump my stiff cock into that.

>>718290623
I mean, I like the thought, but if one can say that a face has flaws one can say that a labia does. If you mean to make the argument that everyone is beautiful then sure, go with that.

>>718290757
>>718290688
>>718290657
>>718290551
see
>>718290508 and >>718290750

>>718290877
>sharper
*sharpie

>>718290523
>>718290518
Aw, thank you <3

>>718290231
>>718290109
>>718289006

How about some pics from THIS year? ie. 2017?

>>718288346
Ya femanon, I'm a strait guy left on /b/

>>718290750
You know normally I'd criticize you for your subjective bullshit but that one does bug the hell outta me too.

Its like our founding fathers and everyone before them just did any and everything to be a spoiled brat who just HAD to be unique. Really explains why every generation has gotten brattier and more entitled

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Ass pic without shitter sharpie?

Your tits are an abomination and you look anorexic as fuck.

>>718290915
the lesson here is to open your eyes before your mouth.

>>718290908
Every pussy is perfect by virtue of being a pussy.

Alright. You have posted tits and a highlighter in the cooch. Close enough.

State your business.

>>718291043
i read the fucking filenames before posting you ingrate

>>718291069
Read up. Already posted.

>>718290938
You're very welcome, like I said, would go down.
Do you post nudes online a lot? Why did you start? Do you enjoy the fact that multiple strangers are almost certainly masturbating to you? Just curious really.

>>718291115
and you were still wrong. So apparently you need to pay more attention.

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>>718288801
Here you go

Got a kik or snap?

>>718291182
you. are talking. to a man.

Straight /b/ro. Would fuck.

>>718291208
thats more like it

>>718291068
I mean yeah I can get down with that. Looks matter very little when you're balls deep plowing someone.

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>>718291208

>>718290938
No, thank YOU for gracing us with your femininity.
What can we do for you?

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>>718290997

>>718291174
Guh, I need to stop going on /pol/ so much. Post id's have spoiled me.

>>718291260
It's entirely possible, but that's okay humor the guy/girl

>>718291307
Read the thread fag

>>718291307
Seriously dude? Grow a pair. It's the internet not Princess Academy. Your neckbeard is showing.

>>718291302
Yeah, you get it.
Also I literally worship the female body, but that's just me.

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>>718290969
Have a butt, this one has the old timestamp
>>718290963
Its too weird for me honestly
>>718290997
Ok
>>718291182
I've been on /b/ a few times, i started last year and i do enjoy that, i also like to get compliments

SHARPIE IN ASS NOW OR PERMBAN UR SELF FROM LIFE

>>718290231
We aren't gay, I got a boner to yoy

>>718291475
>knowing what princess academy is

>>718291307
Being interested in the girl is fine, but women are just people man.

>>718291444
I felt pride for those trips now it's just shame

>>718291530
You need to learn how to spread your ass cheeks, but decent ass though

You need to pose ur ass, arch ur back to make it look good, u can't just show us ur sagging cheeks standing up all regular

>>718291530
That shit is flat like Hank Hill.

>>718291530
Your body is fantastic, and I'd consider myself blessed just to share a room with it.
I could lose myself in literally every inch of you that you've posted so far.

>>718291611

if she spread her cheeks, who takes the pic?

>>718291572
Yes. And not all people are equal.

>>718291530
Hey you're actually pretty cute, how tall are you?

>>718291527
I mean art student here, I almost always prefer a woman as the class's model for the day. There's a reason people have been making art based on the female form since people could put the burnt end of a stick on a cave wall.

>>718291682
Found the virgin.

>>718291611
>>718291631
I know, I know, i took it quickly and didn't care about it
>>718291221
I have neither of those !

>>718291682
you fucking neckbeard kook

>>718291748
Literally had sex twice today, but keep guessing.

>>718291307
Holy shit you sound like a desperate faggot. Its just a pussy man.

>>718291748

Found the jealous fat femanon

>>718290231
Made my penis hard. Would fuck hard and cum buckets inside of.

Alright, you want attention? You have b's attention for now.

More pics if you want to keep it that way. Now, normally I can fap to a pic of a nice pair of tits, or a nice ass. You have neither. In fairness, that's not a bad puss-puss, even if I do like 'em shaved.

So drop some fucking pics, ideally in poses that make those abortions you call your ass and tits look slightly less awful, or don't feature them at all.

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>>718290877
like this ? <3

>>718291841
>just a pussy
That's like saying 'just god'.

>>718291682
Please go to the nearest bar, get drunk with a stranger, and go home with them already. It hurts to read man, it really does.

>>718291043
Lesson here is to not be a gullible thirsty fuckin retard... no point in asking for timestamp if it's not done properly and it should be very easy for OP to correct, but OP is a faggot

>>718290844
J E W D E T E C T E D

YOU CLEARLY BOUGHT OUT THOSE DUBS

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>>718291673
The comparison is uncanny

>>718291870
Beautiful. Love the shape of your labia, and the way the skin changes color.
Wish you could plant that gorgeous thing on my face~

>>718291870
what's your height? that pussy looks small as fuck, i wonder how tight it is...

>>718291870
Nice. You got something bigger than a highlighter to shove in there?

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>>718291824
sureee

>>718291862
Kys mate

>>718291893
Then read it until it doesn't hurt.

>>718291870
What about the asshole, we need to see your asshole and you'll know we aren't gay

>>718291718
I'm 1.53 m, i'm used to people making fun of me though

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>>718291673

poast yours

>>718292051
That's cute as fuck though

>>718291876
virgin detected

>>718291876
Really? You sound more like a virgin everytime you reply.

>>718292002
Not my fault you're so fucking thirsty you'll fap to deflated puffy nipples and hank hill's ass.

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>>718292000

>>718291870
YEs thank You, now, if I had that here right now you wouldn't see my face for an hour or more!

>>718292094
Yes, really.
The splendor does not wear off.

>>718292093
Right back atcha.

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>>718288346

>>718292000
The hell is this image?

>>718292051

Wow, so you're really small? Are you a size queen then, or can't handle anything too large?

>>718291824
Your hand and the dog don't count

>>718292234

Fuck off i can't read in chink

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>>718292092
Haha, thank you
>>718291991
I can assure you it's really tight
And my butt's worse, there's a reason i don't put things in there
>>718291992
Not at the moment

>>718292051
Not sure how to say this politely so i wont. I hope you dont mind being a bottom then, cause id love to hold you down and fuck you to be honest

>>718292333
What about them tits?

Op I'm not sure if I'm straight yet, keep posting. Let's find out together.

>>718292306
ngl, I was not expecting an actually-good comeback. Well done.

Oh HI Brianna!

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>>718289006
>>718290109
>>718290231
>>718291530
>>718291870
>>718292333

>>718292402
Yes yes yes

>>718292333

>that pussy
>those numbers

>>718292333
Has your tight puss ever taken a dick?

>>718292333
Holy shit you're getting really turned on. Play with yourself until you cum, keep us updated. Godspeed.

>>718292189
Spoken like a true virgin... just because your father's dick has been in your ass, doesn't mean you're not a virgin

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>>718292389
I'm always the bottom one <3 I love being under someone's control
>>718292402
My boobs? I'm barely a C cup (Here, have a pic with the old timestamp)

>>718292402
Theyre fucking horrible you dont want to see them. Pussy is the only thing she's got.

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Op, age old question, does size really matter?

>>718292433
Well met anon!

>>718292598

you can't be 18+...

i like where this is going

>>718292598
Have you even been fucked before?

>>718292598
Awww what cute breasts. Would bite and suck on/10

>>718292598
Those are some nice tits, what about your asshole?

>>718292598
Well what's YOUR sexual preference OP? Ever fooled around with a girl? If so story time is appreciated.

>>718292698
>>718292520
Only once
It was too big for me though, hurt like hell at first
Or maybe my pussy is too small for anything

>>718292706
I'd love you to do so
>>718292669
I'm not sure! I'm not experienced enough
>>718292694
...What age do you think i am?

>>718292333
>more tight = worse
Finally, someone else who gets that there's a limit to how tight an orifice should be.

>>718292583
I think that would, actually.
But nah, the lucky lady is my wife. Thanks for playing though.

>>718292598
>always the bottom
DROPT

>>718292598
Would brutally fuck /10

>>718291870
Shave pussy
>>718292333
Paint nails

>>718292849
I consider myself straight, but I'm totally down for "fooling around" with a girl...never done it anyway, right now it would be cheating
>>718292795
I'm sure you can live without seeing it

>>718292851
>What age do you think i am?

15.

>>718292851
Actually don't stress about it, dicks and vaginas come in all shapes and sizes, you'd probably be better having sex with a partner who had less girth and more length. Everybody has a dick or pussy that fits them out there. My girlfriend for example actually enjoys the fact that I have a bit of a blend going, makes positions challenging but you figure it out.

>>718292866
Pics or it didn't happen

And don't try and ama porn... I'm sure some faggot in this thread (besides you) has seen every porn image in existence... probably most of the faggots in this thread actually

>>718292992
Are you masturbating yet?

>>718292992
>right now it would be cheating

You're actually doing that

>>718292866
>lucky lady is my wife
>wife

2 things, nigger:
1. Married people don't fuck.
2. You just admitted to getting fucked in the ass by your so-called wife.

>>718292598
that lower face lookin cute af

Well I'm straight enough to get an erection from these pics. Your pussy looks nice and wet, feeling horny? Also can we get more ass shots?

>>718293024
Make that bend* as in curve or rounded angle.

>>718293085
This, cute lips. Needs more lip biting or smiling though.

how old is op

>>718293286
>About tree fiddy

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>>718292992
Can you try this?

>>718293286

she is probably 15 or 16, just look at her body

>>718293341
Yes, yes, yes

Where did she go :(

>>718293388

Probably taking pics ?

>>718293478
Can only hope

>>718292598
Keep em coming
Post asss

>>718289006
>prepared
>didn't write the time
>on the fucking TIMEstamp

>>718293369
No, shes just small, 15-16yr olds arent filled out nearly as evenly as her

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>>718293286
That's not something you need to know
>>718293341
Uhmm, sorry but that would be a little too complicated just got back from trying and they all look bad

>>718292795
I can't hold a timestamp and spread my cheeks tho
>>718293369
Pffff

>>718293478
We can only hope

>>718292598
Alright final round of questions and then I'm going to bed.
1. You mentioned that fooling around with a girl would be cheating, so you have a partner? They wouldn't consider this cheating, or do they not know?
2.Any kinks, like choking, biting, ropes, ECT.? Any dirty fantasies you want to live out?
3.What country are you from if not the good ol' USA?
4. Favorite porn or smut?

G'night, thanks for sharing, you're beautiful and don't forget it.

>>718293606
My God this is a great pic
Can I fuck your ass?

>>718293606
Video it then

>>718288346
Straight guy and happy about it.

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>>718293606
>That's not something you need to know

>>718293682
>consider this cheating

I don't consider this cheating, btw she has my permission

Where do you live?

>>718293606
>>718293682
Adding an amendment,
5.Can I plunge my tongue into that ass?
6.Will you kindly sit on my face so i can ravage that delicious pussy like it's my last meal?

>>718293606
God damn you have an amazing ass

>>718293606
Live stream?

>>718288346
You should be happy to have a gay friend.
Also this is the direct result of feminism and SJW culture. Noone is interested in (mostly toxic) bitches.

>>718293606
>That's not something you need to know

Underage b8, I knew those tits were too flat!

MODS MODS MODS

>>718293804
Boy timestamp together or we won't believe you have anything to do with this girl.

>>718293962

nigger

>>718293682
1. I do have a partner! They don't consider this cheating, i've told them about making this thread and he said it was ok
2. I'm into light BDSM and petplay. I like being choked,tied up and stuff but nothing too painful
3. Try to guess! I'm from latin-america
4. This may sound weird to you but i don't really enjoy watching porn... If I had to pick I'd choose lesbian porn since i mostly look at the girl.

>>718289006
>>718290109
>>718290231
>>718291530
>>718291870
>>718292333
>>718292598
>>718293606
I am a professional vagina explorer, with confidence and with my all years of experience I can say that this girl is not above 18 years old, probably somewhere in between 16 - 18, which is considered CP or borderline CP, therefore, I call mods to delete this thread.

>>718294035
Argentina?

>>718294141
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your little pepe cuck image and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" pepe hover dick kiss, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting the same image trying to force it. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic meme forcing NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOVER DICK KISS HOVER DICK KISS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

>>718294037
it was too good to be true :(

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>>718293971

Fuck off is 5:45 AM she is in her house. But i have pics

MODS MODS MODS

>>718294037

I call your mother to suck my dick

>>718294037
I do look young, but i'm legal
>>718293839
Well, you could if my boyfriend invited you to a threesome
>>718293713
I'd prefer if you didn't, i can't even put 2 fingers in

>>718294137
Exactly!
>>718294141
Get out

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>>718294317
Seems legit

>>718289877
dubs tho

>>718294317
Can I put a finger in your ass while I fuck your pussy then? I guess it's a tight as it looks huh?

>>718294035
Petplay is good fun. My girl has the collar and tail, I wouldn't trade it for anything. Sounds like you should branch out and kiss a girl or two on whatever pair of lips you can get to, I'm sure your guy won't mind. Have a good night.

>>718294395
I could tell because Argentina is home to some of the finest women on the planet.
Reward?

>>718294228
>Only once
>It was too big for me though, hurt like hell at first
>Or maybe my pussy is too small for anything

So was she talking about you? You should try again if so. Next time make her cum.

>>718294317
Is rape play included under light BDSM?

>>718290484

> one side of the world is over a week behind the other side

Nigger you wot?

>>718294228
Shhhh, don't speak, just post more pictures.

>>718293962
why is everybody screaming for mods lately? are we reddit?

>>718294576
>Next time make her cum

We are actually improving, its kinda hard bc she is small and tight as fuck

>>718294037
i am a professional faggot spotter and my meter is off the charts

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>>718294662

>>718294725
Hey man wanna invite me to a threesome? I'll be there by Wednesday.

>>718294725
Stimulate her clit then.

>>718294774
That clit though, awesome. Thanks.

>>718294725
You are goddamn lucky, and you better fucking appreciate it. You dont understand how bad i want to rape her.....

>>718290623
What is blue waffle

>>718294866

You'll need a plane ticket m8

>>718294725
Use things other than your cock. Ask her what she would like you to do. Eat more pussy friendo

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>>718294505
I'd have no problem with that
>>718294552
He would actually enjoy it, i should try some time
>>718294574
Sorry but i showed off everything, what would you want as a reward?
>>718294646
As long as there's aftercare and no visible marks, i'd take it
>>718294772
I'm laughing way too hard at this, help me

More pics pretty please. I wanna see them tittys again

>>718294317
Can we see more of your face? Plox?

>>718295001
Damn. Alright I'll stick with mine, did the dirty earlier anyway. Best of luck with the cumming thing, don't stress too much you guys will be fine. Keep that trust going, love eachother and all that shit.