Hey /b/ need help getting rid of a "friend" Will reward

Be a man and tell her to fuck off OP

Get her kicked out of school. Done.

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Just be a grown up and either deal with it or get out of that group of friends. Seems like you and Sarah might have a thing idk but stop being a baby and deal with it. Find new friends

>>718282758
>>718282922

I straight up ignored her for a good 2 months, didn't work.
The problem is Sarah is too nice to tell her like that.
Like she told her she and another friend were not going to room with her junior year (like Karen had assumed).
Now she is talking about them rooming together senior year. She's too fucking autistic.

Fuck the burgers out her ass

>>718282803
Not a bad idea, any idea how to do it?
Could try planting drugs on her, but I doubt I could get away with it and our school doesn't really care.

>>718282482
>Plant drugs in dorm
>Report it to police/college
>???
>Profit

>>718282482
Learn how to face problems directly instead of being a pussy and doing shit through indirect passive aggressive bullshit. A man deals with shit directly. You are demonstrating that you are no better than Karen and want to deal with problems through indirect passive aggressive manipulation.

>>718282922
Also, I have another group of friends (dudes) that I hang out with. But I do like Sarah and the others, so I don't want to strand her with the problem that I made worse.

>>718283258
I tried dealing with it directly.
I stoped having any contact with her.
She knows I think she's annoying.
I've run out of options.

>Tell her you're interested in a guy.
>She steals guy because that's what people like this do.
>She now has a bf and stays away.

>>718283402
>I tried dealing with it directly

Have you told her directly to her face to fuck off? You don't have to be nice.

dose her with cymbalta, will shut her the fuck up real quick

>>718282482
get a group consensus that the next time she acts out you all will call her out on her shit. Don't be mean, but work together to get the point across that you are all sick of it and that she needs to cut the shit right fucking now or she is about to have no friends.

>>718283288

Double dubs bruh,

But either tell her to fuck off directly or just don't hang with Sarah if this werido chick is gonna be around. It's that easy.

>>718283501
She's too autistic for a boyfriend, we tried.
>>718283544
I'm so many words, I have.
In reality I can escape her. The problem is Sarah is too nice to tell her to fuck off, and I like Sarah, and can't leave her with that burden, and also can't hang out with Sarah without Karen (she's always with her)

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>>718283037
Quit being a passive aggressive pussy op. Tell her what you all think and to fuck off. Be a man for once in your life.

>>718284062
But being aggressive doesn't work. I've essentially told her to fuck off.

I guess my real question is:

How do I convince Sarah to tell Karen to fuck off when Sarah is too nice to do that?

>>718283879

You like Sarah? Or you wanna get with Sarah?

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>>718284062
On top of that shit if Karen is too nice then just stick your dick in her. If you date her and actually act like a man she'll do what you say. It's not hard to keep winning dude you just gotta do shit right.

>>718284485
See >>718284235
I addressed your concern there

>>718283139
order drugs to her house from amsterdam, plant some more evidence or some shit, get her ass sent to jail

>>718284589
Did that backwards sorry dude I'm high

>>718284383
Well I like being friends with her, she's a great person.
Would I get with her? Definitely, she's wife material. But she likes a guy who is attractive, 6'5" and studying to be a doctor or some shit. I can't compete. So I'm fine with being her friend.
>>718284485
See above

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>>718284589

If you like Sarah as friend be her friend and deal with it.

If you wanna get with Sarah and she reciprocates you need to lay down law for the sake of y'all 2 working out.

If not leave em both shit happens man.

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>>718283037
>Be a man and tell her to fuck off
>"I straight up ignored her for 2 months"

>>718284783
The thing is, Sarah doesn't like Karen but is too nice to tell her to fuck off.
So how do I get her to tell Karen to fuck off?

>>718283239
I was literally going to give the same advice

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>>718284678

Then deal with it OP. Or just be like I can't hang with you of this crazy bitch is in the way and you're enabling her condition by being too nice to crazy bitch. That's it man. All you can do, anything else and you're crossing lines.

>>718284927
Maybe she's too nice to tell you she and Karen agree on how annoying you are with your cruel intentions bullshit

>>718284930
I wouldn't get away with it. She knows I hate her and would tell the cops I planted it. They'd find out.

bully her until sudoku ez pz

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>>718282482
put her in hospital

>>718282482
demand head whenever you see her

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>>718285015
This too works op. Sorry I just assumed you wanted to stick your dick in her.

>>718285015
You're probably right. It's a complicated situation so idk if it'll work but I'll try.

>>718285461

No offense but friends who enable bad actions won't be your friends for long. Sarah seems submissive and clingy. Not a bad thing if you're into that but it's ultimately a self esteem issue with Sarah, that's the root issue, and if you want to be with Sarah so bad me thinks you want her and by being close you're vicariously living as her BF. Sorry OP but that's what it sounds like, and if you can't be honest with yourself you need to grow up and learn how to, real talk man.

>>718286027
How about instead of that you shut your faggot mouth about Sarah

Sounds like a middle school love triangle, Jesus fuck.
Grow some balls and tel her to fuck off. I know you've heard it a thousand times from everyone else on this thread, but honestly, be upfront and real with her about it. No one likes a passive aggressive, fake ass person.
Dont be that person, OP.

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>>718286190

Struck a nerve. I was right, good luck with that shit OP by my experiences it won't get better and that attractive doctor is gonna get that sweet Sarah ass every night!

>>718286338

It's too late man OP is beta faggot who's not being honest with himself.

>>718286550
You guys just don't know what you're talking about I'm the most alpha guy on campus

>>718286434
Lol the person who responded wasn't even OP cause I'm OP.
>>718286550 (and to everyone)
This was never about me hooking up with Sarah. This is about me not wanting Sarah to deal with this shit for 2.5 more years. Why? Because she's my friend and I don't want to see a friend suffer.

>>718286863
And this faggot isn't OP (me).
Fuck off.

Feed her about 100 hard boiled eggs then anally rape and destroy her for no less than 36 consecutive hours in a row and she will never speak to you or your son again.

>>718286983
Who the fuck is this retard I'm OP

Are you fucking neckbeards going to hijack my thread now?

>>718287153
Shut up just get out of here already man

>>718287153
>>718287189
Still isn't me Lol (OP)

>>718287238
Dude I don't come into your thread and do shit like this

>>718287238
>>718287271
GTFO assholes

>>718286901

People suffer in this situation out of choice it's not in your hands stop being beta faggot dude.

>>718287504
Go fuck yourself gayboy

>>718287504
Who are you calling a faggot faggot

>>718287504
But I know what's best for her.
"Sarah" (not even her real name) has said she wants to get rid of her, but she's too nice. So I have to do it

>>718287651
Or maybe she's too nice to tell you she's more tired of you and your game of thrones approach to friendship.

>>718287600

I will! All night long

>>718287622

Who you calling faggot, guy?

>>718287735
She's not.
Everyone in the friend group agrees Karen is annoying as shit.
It's just that she rants to Sarah more than anyone.

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>>718287651

Thread got fucked

Confront her and be fucking honest

>>718287764
Yeah? How about I feed you some real dick instead faggot?
I want to nibble your neck while I cum inside you bitch.

>>718282482
>Being friends with women

That's where you fucked up. If you aren't interested in them don't hang out with them. Nothing but drama and you aren't even getting your dick sucked.

Everyime she does anything remotely autistic, tie a red balloon somewhere in her dorm or near her belongings, your gonna need to be consistent with this and also increase the quantity of balloons proportional to how stupid she acts, wear her down mentally enough and condition her too not be a bitch

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>>718287951

Actually....

>>718287965
>Implying OP doesn't do the sucking

>>718287965
I do occasionally hook up with one of them (neither Sarah nor Karen)

>>718288052
You're right my bad

>>718282482

OP fully convinced you and your group of friends are fake as fuck and it's not gonna get better. Good luck I'm out.

>>718288076
You banging one of the dudes huh?
Didn't expect OP to be a literal faggot

>>718288076
Okay then why do you give a fuck about either of them? If they're miserable it's on them. Pay them no attention OP in my experience women like that thrive on misery anyway. You're just wasting time and energy on someone else's problems.

>>718282482
is your name michael

>>718288282
Yeah how'd you know? Weird.

>>718288185
it explains the bitchiness and the teen drama I thought died with Sweet Valley High

>>718288027
Don't you give me that lip Liberace, how about you just silently rest your head on my chest after we're done faggot

>>718282482
what state do u live in

>>718288313
Ring ring

>>718282482
> Like 100% has undiagnosed Asperger's syndrome
>Never stops talking, never stops telling stupid fucking stories

That's much more AD/HD than Asperger's (which is just AD/HD with some autistic traits.)

>>718283127
Kekd

>>718282482
Keep telling her to fuck off and if she doesn't get a restraining order.

Constantly play Pink Season until you're surrounded by bromosomes, they will naturally drive the aspergers away and replace it with full blown autism.

>>718282482
have you ever thought, i don't know, tell her you don't want to be friends with her anymore? even better make all your friends do it, case closed

>>718288313
UT?

pics or these "girls" are boys

>>718286550
Not only is OP a beta faggott but a betta faggott white knight. He wants to save Sarah but has already given up on making Sarah his girl. It's a fuckin useless endeavor helping this virgin.

Grow a pair OP. Make a move on Sarah and forget the other bitch.

>>718289176
Yes??

>>718289176
So what's the lowdown on OP and these broads mysteryfag?

>>718290392
sounds like they're from ohio

>>718282482
this happened to me a lot throughout college and the best way to solve it is if you don't inb4 kill her

>>718282482
by "in college" do you mean graduated?

>>718282482
rape

>>718283402
>dealing with it directly
>omg im not talkin 2u

Are you twelve?

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>>718287951
>Kek nigga you gay

>>718292650
Why don't you come say that to my face with those soft pretty lips before I wrap them around my dick faggot

>>718283501
Inb4 tells Karen and she just tells Sarah OP is gay kek

>>718282482
this is an anonymous message board give us college and picture closest person kills her for cash if you got any

>>718285041
this

>>718283139
Spread the rumour that she is a druggie, after about half of the people know,
Inject a low dose of acid in her Food, about 50-80 Mg (enough for her to make her realize she is tripping but not enough that she would freak out and have a trip to hell)

You can get acid gummy bears of the deep web.

>>718283577
what will that do?

Pharmacy school?

>>718293781
Actually, that is a shit idea, use a regular to high dosage of MDMA, there is no danger of her getting a bad trip.