Most depraved shit you have ever done. I'll go first.

Shat on my ex-gf's stomach after I found out she cheated.

>>718272999
what is wrong with you?

>>718273171
?

>>718272999
Most depraved is actually believing OP's ridiculous story. What are you 12?

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>>718273335
only 4 pumps bro? cmon

>>718272999
while I was on boomers I thought it would be "absolutely genius" and "like einstein" to masturbate to a box of peeps using squid ink as lube.

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>>718273495
OP's trips indicate truth

>>718273777
I see no problems with this.

>>718273941
It also turns your dick greenish-black to boot! Lookin' like a waterlogged corpse

op's story looks like a fake
how the fuck the squirrel can be electrocuted if he is not touching the ground by some way

>>718272999
I believed it up to zap

Because I actually played my computer speakers out the window and played squirrel noises for them and that was only a few years ago and I'm 31

>>718272999
Did you end up regretting fucking that squirrel?

I once found a baby bird that had fallen from it's nest so I dropped a big brick on it.

I also put white spirit in a hamsters water bottle and sprayed a trantula with deoderant.

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>>718272999

>>718274210
>>718274112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vebxScDhpTA

>>718272999
I bet you're a chicken fucker.

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>>718274511
that squirrel has bitten the wire, you said you scared him with loud sounds
you faggot

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>>718272999

>it's the tightest thing you can imagine

What about the space between two atoms faggot?

>>718272999

10/10 Op would read again

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>>718272999
>got so horny that I shoved a razor up my ass
>fingered a metalhead kid in a bathroom stall in 9th grade
>ate out of the garbage in a sushi resturaunt
>kept a dead mouse in my locker in junior high and watched it decompose
>stole my best friend's nudes using fake accounts (she still doesn't know)
I'd be glad to greentext one of these if any of you ever wanted to know what it's like being a total autist

>be me about 10
>crazy aunt love animals more than people
>has tons of them
>time to let them out
>me playing outside
>she lets out like 5 bunnies to do their business
>crazy idea pops into head
>grabs the baby rabbit
>only one that would let me hold it
>looks at small basketball hoop i had
>probably smiles
>DUNKS THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BUNNY
>bunny doesnt move
>neck is broken
>aunt comes over to me looking for last bunny
>screams and yells at me
>ask me why i would do such a thing
>says i thought it would be fun
>she still doesnt trust me with animals till this day

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>>718278269
10/10

>>718277505
metalhead kid story please anon

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>>718278269
>Not ending it with '>Come on and slam'

>>718278269
Dunking a rabbit at 10? Must be autism, I'd let you slide if that happened when you were less than 6 maybe.

>>718278776
fuck that would have made it so much better

>>718278540
You asked for it
>be me
>halfway through freshman year
>this kid was in nearly all my classes, but never really talked to him
>he always wore thrash metal band shirts
>long ass hair
>he was a twink, but I wasn't exactly sure if he was gay
>we start talking eventually
>find out later he was actually gay
cont.?

>>718278963
oldest was 10 youngest 8 or yeah i could have autism and not even remember. Id have to ask me mum she would definitely remember

>>718279106
Continue

I got told that i did this, i don't remember a damn thing about it
>Be like 2
>be alpha
>left alone in the livong room for some fucking reason
>time passes
>mom arrives to the family cat screaming with a leg stuck under a chair leg
>Get shout at so bad i lose so much of my alpha that i'm now here

>>718279233
yeah i was about 8 or 9 apparently

What The fuck OP?!?!

>>718279902
>not fucking a zapped dead squirrel
>in <current year>

>>718279295
>we start to get a little more personal
>he gets flirty
>me likey
>fast forward 2 months
>we walk to math after lunch
>I can feel his violent sexual energy resonating
>he pulls on my shirt and tells me he's horny
>wigglebrow.bedroomeyes
>we go to the bathroom that no one goes to
>it's at the very back of the school, where the kitchen is located
cont.

>>718277505
Post noods

How do you live with yourself?

>>718280257
JUST WRITE THE WHOLE THING

>>718272999
you filthy disgusting piece of human shit, there is literally endangered animals that are dying so your pathetic excuse for a life can exist, go shoot yourself now, you will be doing humanity a favor after you off yourself and it'll be the greatest contribution you will ever make to this planet and its resources you filthy cunt.

>>718272999
Somebody screencap this, this is stuff of legends, and what /b/ was all about since it's creation. This will live on forever.

>>718277505
>got so horny that I shoved a razor up my ass
wut

>>718280257
>I lock us both in the handicap stall
>I don't really know what to do by now, the kid is panting with anticipation
>he starts to undress waist-down
>cute twink bubble butt
>his cock was rock hard, and dripping precum
>diamonds.bitmap
cont.

I called I. From work for 3 days straight and got paid for it.

>>718281016
>>cute twink bubble butt
kill yourself my man

>>718280755
WHAT?!? Since when is a squirrel an endangered animal

>>718281189
>this
>pls

Back when I was 8 I use to throw cats down storm drains, back than I didn't see anything wrong with it.

>>718281597
where you get the cats from?

>>718281016
>in the heat of the moment, I start taking off my clothes
>we rub our cocks together for a bit as I thought about what to do
>idea.fuck
>I cough up a fair amount of phlegm onto my hand (still recovering from pneumonia)
>I rub it on my hands until it's completely lubed up
>tell him to bend over
>yesdaddy
>I grab him by his hair, and slowly push my pointer and middle finger into his asshole
>moan.mp3
>I was expecting shitfingers, but he kept his ass surprisingly clean, just a few streaks here and there
cont.

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>>718277505
Greentext the nudes story and after that (post them if you can) tell about the razor because what the fuck

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>>718272999
Include me in the screencap reddit xD

I dropped a baby snake.

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Put me in the screen cap

>>718281753
I had a bunch of strays around my neighborhood, because most houses usually left a bowl of catfood outside

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>>718272999
I'm an attractive guy, but I'm horny and being stupid tonight

The only girl I know right now that would send me nudes to get off to without any working up to it is this full-on whale who was REALLY into me in highschool.

So I texted her, got flirty.

Then she said "Lol" and has ignored me ever since

I've sunk so low in horny desperation that the most desperate person I know doesn't even want me

>>718282158
What do you look like OP? Im single and gay
> lennyface.mov
>im decent looking but still a faggot

>>718281818
>he starts to squirm a little, and flinching a bit when I push in
>he's moaning into his sleeve, just in case someone actually walks by
>he gets used to the feeling after a while, and starts moving in tune with me
>I start going faster, and moving my fingers in a fishhook motion
>he is having the time of his life
>we do this for about 1 and a half periods
>he finally jizzes into the toilet, panting heavily
>his knees are visibly shaky
>we clean up and hide until the next period
>we never really talked that much after that
>the end

>>718282664
so like you gay or not?

>>718282664
Now can you tell us about the razor in your ass? And eating out of a
>sushit
Resturant garbage?

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>>718282664
faggot

>Sitting on friends porch with a few friends
>notice bird's nest in upper corner of his porch
>the mother bird flies away
>i try to take it down but my friend says leave it alone, its been there for a while.
>mother bird comes back and tries to get back into the nest but i keep scaring it away
>mother bird sits in the tree in the front yard and waits for us to leave the porch
>say bye to friend that lives at the house and he goes inside
>steal bird nest
>mother bird still watching
>nest has like 4 newborn chirping birds and 3 unhatched eggs in it
>take it to my back yard a few blocks down
>we decide we're going to burn the nest
>get gasoline out of my toolshed and make napalm by mixing it with styrofoam
>create a small pool of napalm on some bricks and lay the nest on top
>friend goes to light it
>"WAIT"
>i run inside and get some sriracha sauce from my kitchen
>spray sriracha sauce in baby birds mouths and eyes
>spit on the baby birds too
>"ok light it"
>nest slowly but surely starts to light
>burning nest stinks
>shits burning too slow so we pour a small amount of gas on one side of the nest
>light it up
>watch the nest slowly burn and wait as the chirps stop
>spray everything down with the garden hose when done

This all went down a few years back when i was in 10th grade and i dont really feel bad about it.

>>718282664
That was pretty hot tbh

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>>718282664

You're gay and you should feel bad.

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>>718283206
I never did shit like this when I was a kid. You're just a mentally unbalanced freak.

>>718283206

Can confirm this dude might just be future serial killer.

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>>718283206
I hope you have kids and they all get cancer

>>718282664
POST NUDES STORY AND NUDES

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>>718283557
perhaps they're wondering why you would put sriracha sauce in their mouths and eyes if they were going to be burnt to death anyways

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>>718275437
Kek

>>718281836
>be me
>summer of 10th grade
>I developed a huge crush on my best friend
>she's already in a relationship with some beta jew faggot
>she didn't even know him for a year before they started dating
>I get depressed/angry
>I get a depraved, sick idea
>start planning
>I set up fake accounts, along with fake conversations and screenshots
>pose as a qt weeaboo Jap grill (along with fake pics)
>talk to her boyfriend, and initiate a roleplay session with him
>itsworking.jpg
>we send nudes to each other (me using fake nudes)
>he talk about his gf
>I beg him to send her nudes, "it turns me on to see the girl I'm cucking"
>he sends nudes
>ass pics galore
>huge fucking titties
>jackpot.webm
>I abruptly cut off the conversation
>immediately send entire conversation to crush along with the fabricated parts
>make up a story about an old friend sending them to me
>she buys it
>they break up
>she's dependent on me now
>I still have her nudes stored on a hidden volume
Sadly, I can't post nudes due to obvious reasons

>>718282479
Hold your horses bub I ain't desperate enough to change sexual orientation

I appreciate the thought though

>>718283815
Idk man. Everytime we would go to touch them or hover over the nest, theyd open their mouths up. Probably thinking its their mother feeding them. So i thought "shit nigga lets get somethin to put in there... I know, hot sauce."

One time when I was in middle school I found a bird nest with babies in it and in my middle-schooler brain I thought I had to be their mother. I wasn't ready to be a parent, so I smashed them all with a big stick.

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>>718283905

TOPKEK.

Justice man. You get with her yet?

>>718283905
Ill take "shit that obviously didnt happen for $200, Alex"

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fuck is there any possible way I can get them from you?

I've got OC and shit please

>>718283905
>obvious reasons
What reasons?

>>718284573
Obvious reasons it didnt happen

>>718284377
Checkem, so I'll be nice about it.

He can't post underage nudes of a minor, anon. Remember, this happened in 10th grade, so they're 15-17 years old at most. That is child pornography, anon.

>>718284665
Exactly, so there's gotta be another way.

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>>718284749
Maybe Anon can say "sorry guys have these completely unrelated and actually legal nudes instead" but he wont because Anon is a faggot

>>718274252
If you hit the middle wire it fries you. In order to not get fried on those you need two points of contact on the outside wires. One of those points need to either be both on the site so the current runs through or one on the wire one connected to the ground. This has been your lesson on how to touch those things. Your welcome.

>>718273777
Itt: trips indicate truth

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>>718282158
Update: she's horny out of fucking nowhere and has alluded to sending nudes

Dick is at half-mast ready for lift off, just need the fuel

>>718283905
Not asking for nudes, but can you post the convo?

>>718282854
>be me
>be 13 yr old
>around the time I began to get homo feelings
>homoalone.jpg
>thinking about some gay shit
>I'm fapping hard under my blanket
>an overwhelming amount of hormones are surging through my veins
>I've never felt so horny in my fucking life
>suddenly
>stupidfuckingidea.jpg
>get up
>go to bathroom
>find sister's razor
>without thinking, I shoved that thing up my ass headfirst
>thefuckingpain.ow
>I yank it out
>FUCK.fuck
>the thing is caked with shit and a small amount of blood
>start to bleed from ass
>a sharp, throbbing pain swells in my butthole
>cock is raging from adrenaline
>I'm freaking the fuck out
>I'm too embarrassed to call my mom
>I get a squirt bottle of aloe vera and rub that shit in there
>it hurts, but cools the pain
>I couldn't sit comfortably for around 3-5 weeks
>I may or may not have developed hemorrhoids, I'm not sure
>Still never told anyone
>I quickly

>>718285036
Do you know how electricity works?

There has to be continuity between a postive and negative for current to flow at all, and since OP described power lines they're likely AC. There still has to be two points of contact for it to cause any damage, and I don't believe squirrels get to be that big.

>>718285162
I'm interested, keep us updated champ. Post screencaps if you feel like it.

>>718285354
I might still have the screenshots somewhere, I'll look

>>718285430
I was giving general advice there. I don't care about the squirrel. What op does doesn't concern me.

>>718284665
there are probably tons of nudes of high school girls on this site

>>718282664
Why you stop talking?

>>718281192
In England, one type of squirrel is endangered. The American type is a common pest.

>>718272999
kinda fucked.. but at least you got trips? gg

>>718286003
Probably, but the FBI will assume that the nudes that anon (or any anon in this thread at this point) could be a minor. I (nor should anyone) take a chance having any of that shit or uploading it anywhere.

>>718286112
Don't really know for sure
Things were kind of awkward between us afterwards though, so we sort of distanced
I was planning to get back in touch with him, but we ended up never really getting back together after all that

>>718286172
how do you know he from england?

>>718286289
you right i was just saying

High school. My best friend has a 14 year old girlfriend. I tell him to stop but he has her riding his dick on clockwork basis. Her dad works with my dad and I hear about her dad hating my friend all the time. I get banned from seeing or talking to my friend because of all this. Funny thing is they never pay attention to me and her. During family parties we just hang out watching tv or going for walks and we never get questioned or bothered. One day she says lets fuck. We spend all day at her house, with her mom there fucking in her room, fucking in the kitchen, fucking in the front room, fucking on her mom and dad's bed, we finally just walked into the kitchen naked with her mom cooking and she dropped and started sucking my dick. All her mom did was wink and flash a tit at me. So it was ok for me and her to fuck ourselves silly in front of everyone but my friend couldn't get within 500 yards of her, because he was black. They eventually got married, love story for the ages, 12 years later. He knows about the fuckfest we had, it was his idea.

>>718285430
Electromecanical engineering fag here. If the squirrel touched the most likely tri-phase system cable, wouldn't it just be acting as a resistive element, therefor , it could get fried. If the system is connected, you can just put shit on it since.

>>718275111
This thread is trips heaven

>>718285430
Your "at all" is a bit of a lie, because you know free space, as in literally nothing, can be your second conductor. How else would antennas radiate power?

Squirrels and songbirds are quite small, but still can get fried if there is enough potential difference between two contact points related to phase or distance.

Larger birds like albatrosses instantly fry landing on one wire of a 3 phase power line because the voltage potential between the head and claw is too great (current flow), and its body offers some kind of resistance. (I^2 * R = heat).

>>718285505
Thanks anon

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>>718286742
false. keep trying.

>>718272999
>My early teens
>Sniff sister's panties
>Cum in them
>Hide cum soaked panties in a drawer till the coast is clear and I can toss them in the washer
>Get the idea of tricking her to put on cum soaked panties
>Strategize for months
>Can't think of a way
>Get fed up
>Sneak into her room one night
>She's wearing shorts and tank top to bed
>Jerk off, cum on her thighs
>I do this as often as I can
>Never topless, but have came on her chest too
>Very cautious, if she was under a blanket I wouldn't push my luck.
>A few close calls
>To this day she never knew how much I've came on her

>>718287443
wtf man really hope you kidding

>>718287443
Would you wipe that shit afterwards or just leave the cum on her skin like an idiot?

>Spy on neighbor yesterday
>He is leaving for 2 months to do some work in Cali for an uncle.
>His wife is giving him royal sendoff, i record it to send him.
>Email link to him with assurance I'll keep her happy while he's gone, 2 days after he leaves.
>She gets call from him saying a stalker is after her.
>She packs up and goes to a friend's house.
>Cops crawling all over their house.
>They find bloody screwdriver and tshirt from my unfortunate brake job last summer, buried in back yard.
>Cops have enough evidence to make their lives hell but not enough to charge anyone.
>I no longer have cunt ass neighbors bitching about my fucking fence.
PROFIT

I one time filled a jar with worms and wauched them dry out

Another time I pulled a goldfish out of water and held it till it died

I also had another fish that I let evaporate outside and decompose

I sometimes get off to my sister had a couple nice dreams to

Umm probably got more but this is probably pretty lame next to you stuff

>>718288111
This is borderline psychotic, and I have some fucked up fetishes.

>>718288203
It's not like I fucked a rodent like op! It's just a few examples of some of the stupid shit I have done?!

>>718288311
Fuck it why do I care this is all anonymous

Here are a few for you guys.

17, lost my virginity to my dad's best friend's wife, at a Christmas party they threw on their farm. Banged her on a stack of straw bails in the back of the dairy barn.

19, went to see a friend's band play at this bullshit underground club. Some stupid little goth slut was looking for drugs and offering blowjobs in return. Got head from her in my car, gave her a cigarette; tobacco is a drug, it totally still counts. She wasn't impressed, but took it anyway.

20, replied to a Craigslist post by a married couple looking to have a threesome. It was okay, never had one before. Kept hooking up with the wife afterward for the next year though, in secret. She eventually started divorce proceedings and I cut ties with her.

23, I was working in a little pub and this cook kept showing up stoned. Found out she was on cocaine pretty hard, threatened to turn her in if she didn't fuck me a couple of times. Told the boss anyway, she got fired. Somehow, her and I are still friends, I don't think she knows it was me.

25, smashed the shit out of a guy's car after he refused to leave my then girlfriend alone. I made the threat and he said, "Don't threaten me." Told him it was a promise. He wouldn't fuck off, so I smashed his windows, slashed his tires and burned the interior pretty badly.

>>718287821
I don't even have an interest in incest porn if you can believe that.

>>718287882
Left it on. After cumming, my brain would say "If you touch her, she'll wake up". Even though rubbing my penis on her palm five seconds ago was the best plan ever.

>>718284138
Birds do not feel things like hot sauce, sooo... Yeah, that's something.

>>718288546
i bet they felt that fire tho

>>718288390
I also have stuck my small Chihuahua between my legs because I liked how it felt

Hold down same dog because it's was just fun to see it not be able to move

Had friend in 10 grade was girl probably no definitely retarded was at her house she took a bath and I came in and watched her! First time I got to see real woman outside my mom and sister naked!

Speaking of my mom she is a ugly woman but when I was small I use to watch her change

>>718288719
Haha it feels good to let this out

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>>718288719

Drown kittens.

>>718288719
surprised you're not a serial killer

>>718288719
My sister though she is HOT I would fantasize holding er down and make her do horrible things I wanted to tie her up like a dead piece of meat hooks and all and fuck her like a animal

I use to steal her panties constantly

>>718281189
y

>>718289045
jesus anon. this makes me afraid to have kids

>>718288719
>saw his mom and sister naked
Found the Trump supporter.

i once inadvertently stole a chemo kids make-a-wish
story?

>>718288941
I just told you faggots I drowned kittens and no one reacts?

>Working the cotton candy machine at fair.
>see little punk messing with my brother.
>ignores him and thinks of ways for revenge.
>1st job is construction.
>genius idea!
>bring insulation from work truck and hides it under the cc machine.
>punk who was bullying little bro's mom whispers something in his ears.
>punk approaches and says little sister wants cotton candy.
>gives him 2.
>both of them have pink insulation instead of cotton candy.
>closes stand and leaves.
>b4 leaving sees kid chocking and bleeding from throat.
>punk's mom calls 911
>left as fast as I could
>learns kid and sister died 2 days later.
>feels good man.

>>718288956
Only because I'm to much of a pussy I like to imagine traveling North America killing in every town I go I know I can do it it's just not the right time

Know what's fucking funny I am one of the best known kind people in my town I work with kids in the museum they allwas just latch into me (I wouldn't hurt them don't worry) hold my hand as I show them around I get tipped like crazy because I have just that kind of charisma that makes everyone love me but I'm getting board I try to move every 2 or so years keep things interesting And every time I establish myself in a new community they always take me in tell me how "un naturally like a bull I am that I am such I good person

You know I go out of town about every 2 months pick up chicks fuck in hotel rooms no one knows

>>718289212
I do like trump over lies mic bitch face

>>718289606
meh

>>718289619
Kek

>>718289619
100% are you serious?

What the fuck

>>718289621
Like I know I could do it if be easy livening on the rode you know like 70% of murders go unsolved

>>718289606
You have to word it better anon, also, throw in a nice story, not just down right spit the beans. Also , drowning kitties ain't that surprising

>>718289838
Yea. Moved away as soon as I heard the news. I was working in a new town as a volunteer so nobody could trace back to me. Good keks

>>718289158
It's kids falt I am like this!! Don't have kids

>>718289621
where you from anon? also usually serial killer have nice personalities. They constantly lie to those around them to hid their true feelings.

>>718288509
...and she never woke up next morning thinking "wtf is dis dry sticky shit on my tits?"

>>718289619
topkek, murder is cool

>>718289619
You deserve a medal anon. Keep doing God's work

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>>718285501
Nudes have been refused, she wants me to come fuck her

I just wanted to fap, man

Apparently she's been known to move the bed all the way across the room during sex, according to her.

>>718288111
>fish
>evaporate
Fish dont evaporate you faggot

>>718289961
omg kek thats crazy

>15 years ago started dating this vet tech 10 years younger than me. She turned 21 while we dated.
> No father but at the time, didn't realize what that could do to a girl
> Her mom was overbearing af, but she wasn't really around a lot. Drank
> Girl was kind of a prude, I was her first, she was super boring and when we went on our second date she said her favorite meal was 'pot pies' and that's all she ate. She was a boring food eater, she was a boring af person.
>She was 5'8", 90 to 120lbs maybe, small A cup, had big teeth for her mouth, otherwise cute

I keep looking over my fucking shoulder as I write this, my wife is asleep in the next room.

> I was just about to break up with this boring girl when I told her, you bore me. Her response was she'd do anything to keep me as a boyfriend, I said I wanted to have all kinds of sex and she agreed.
>We would watch a porn then I'd fuck this stupid whore any which way I liked.
>Never brought in another dude but I made her have sex with two different women, she always would eat my dick after I got done ass ramming another girl
>I was bored one evening and put a dog collar on her and made her act like a dog, then I kind of discovered choke fucking her. Years later now I see the porn guys doing it and I say, oh yeah that's what it was called not 'fuck you like a bronco' move
>I did a lot of crazy sex stuff to this girl, but she never cried or tapped out and always came back for more. We had a safe word, eventually, and she never used it.
>The worst thing I did to her. Her mom passed out and we were at her house, so I crept into her room and stuck my fingers up her ass and in her vagina, when I walked out of the room the girl sucked them dry. I didn't ask

I've never done anything hardcore sexual like that EVER to somebody before or since, being married I've never asked my wife to do any of the disgusting things that poor girl said she would do. I honestly don't miss it, happened and now anon sends it into the mists of time.

>>718290014
Thank you. But that's not close to the most fucked up thing I've done all my doings are justified even though they are malevolent.

>>718273335
>i'm so edgy, fuck society, i will not conform to your standard of normal behavior
>conforms to what he thinks is normal behavior on /b/
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>>718290119
Do please enlighten us with your kek worthy malevolent actions

>>718289621
Bro i bet youre pretty empty inside :(
I dont thibk that youre saying those dark things because you are planning to do bad things
I think that even though all of those people say youre a good person you dont connect with any of them on a personal level snd you dont feel any love

>>718289995
South Alberta is the closest I'll give you and I haven't killed no one even if I think about it that's no crime and proof for that Dr Frude kek

>>718272999
I once told an elderly woman "no thank you." It still haunts me to this day.

>>718290025
The water around the fish faggot context clues if I'm a idiot at spelling and speaking English

>>718272999
Don't remember most of these but I've been told how active I was as a child.

>be me 3 years or younger
> killed toad accidentally using a rolling pin because I wanted to see it's toungue
>throw my cat on the hot ass BBQ grill, she didn't die till she was 21 years old
> grab one on my cousins and throw her on a pile of ants
> ding my grandfathers revolver and point it at my aunt with downsidrome, I pull the trigger but I didn't know what pulling the hammer was back then.
> grab a toddler by the leg and throw her into the pool.

I've been told most of Therese stories by my parents and my aunts and uncles confirm them I only remember bits and pieces of some of them.

>>718290250
yeah i was just wondering the country nothing else. Why you wanna do those things specially in NA?

>>718290239
I don't feel loved but I don't need it my mom hated me my brother and sister hated me it's a lie that humans need love I'm ...ok and that's good

I had consensual sex with my girlfriend in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>718290350
An idiot* you cock sucking retard

>>718289995
dude if you're going to keep talking to yourself at least get a better english cause fuck if yours is broken

>>718290376
you might have down syndrome for spelling it like that

>>718289892
>be 20
>hear niglets outside looking in bushes
>hear niglets say that one of the stray cats had babies
>triggered
>dont want niglets to make a habit of visiting the stray cats
>plan to take the kittens at 5am when everyone is asleep
>5am approaches
>go outside with bucket and gloves
>oh shit the mama cat is still up
>lure her away with chicken
>place the kittens in bucket while mama is distracted
>take kittens inside and slowly fill bucket up with water
>laugh as kittens fight to survive but ultimately fail
>throw them out in a plastic bag
>niglets return and think mama relocated kittens

>>718290019
You are stll here and so am I! Find a way to get nudes. Tell her you need an incentive to go there idk. I believe in you anon.

>>718290528
Well I've traveled but never to far at a time and why leave North America I hate the heat so that eliminates half the planet

Also USA needs a cleansing kek

>>718290682
you're fucked

>>718290664
Fuck off mate

>>718290529
its actually not a lie. Example: many serial killers and people with depression. Even if that love comes from an animal or whatever it makes us feel like we are worth something. Its okay anon maybe one day you'll find it.

>>718290682
Nigga. The fuck is wrong with you

>>718290005
cumming on asleep people is way more common than what you think
someone could have cum on you many times and you probably wouldn't have noticed it

>>718290828
You fuck off

>>718290861
Your saying geting a pet will fix me -_-?

>>718290305
Sick fuck.

>>718290942
You fuck on men

>>718290667
talking to myself? im actually asking this guy questions. Can someone not be curious? WOAH! guys no spelling mistakes here since obviously spelling matters on 4chan.

>>718290529
I know youre a random anon on the chinese dictionary picture forum
But man i love you
Every person needs some type of love and every person deserves it. Open up to someone thats around you because noy everyone is going to push you away
If youre nice enough to people that theyre saying good things about you youre already better than a good percent of the strangera on the streets, and I bet some part of you is genuine with that kindness with the people you meet. Hold onto that and take the risk to form deeper connections

I know you can do it bro

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>meet socially awkward qt3.14 at uni
>we get partnered together for some project
>ask if she wants to study at a local coffee house
>It's more of an excuse to hang out with her then anything
>We hit it off, she has a surprisingly dark sense of humor
>Eventually we start dating and we're making out at my place after a week or two
>Once it gets hot and heavy she bursts into tears
>Tells me she was tied up and raped as a teenager by her uncle
>He essentially kept her in his basement as a sex slave for two weeks while her neighborhood thought she was missing
>She's never has sex since, she's 21 now, she was 12 when her uncle was finally arrested
>I'm not an asshole, tell her it's fine, I love her, so on and so forth
>secretlypissed.html
>fast forward six months
>She still won't have sex with me
>She won't let me have sex with other girls
>She's afraid I'll leave her
>Give her an ultimatum
>It's fuck me or the highway, little lady.
>She doesn't respond to my text
>Week passes
>Finally she drops the bombshell
>She apparently has a huge BDSM/slavery/captive/abuse fetish
>She's had it since she was abducted and was scared and ashamed of herself
>Not really my thing
>She wants me to beat her
>Like really beat her, black eyes and the whole nine yards
>tell her "Look, if you like the beat,
>Take a lesson from Cuban Pete
>And I'll teach you to Chik-Chicca-boom
>Chik-Chicca-boom
>Chik-Chicca-boom.

>>718290019
Go fuck her then, harpoon the whale

>>718290974
could help, if you dont murder the thing

>>718283815
Underzozzled.

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Apparently when I was about 8 or so I drowned about three kittens because I was trying to teach them how to swim.

That's kinda fucked, my Dad said I might become a serial killer because of it but I just turned in to a nerd.

None of you faggots can beat what i did. I drowned some motherfucking kittens.

>>718291316
it was by accident unless you still do shit like that you are fine

>>718291071
I've survived my whole childhood without love and my adalt life showers with fake affection it feels no different I still feel fine I'm not afraid, anger but I'm not happy either i have done some fucked shit and I would like to do more one day it has little to do with me
"Not opening up to those around me" who the fuck cares about those around me I deal with them they love me I put up the Parade for them

>>718291316
My gf did the same thing when she was little she put them in a well type thing i think i dont remember but she thought they could swim and its fine
The kittens were okay too

>>718291217
Ha ha ha -_-

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>>718282664
But how is that depraved? I was expecting you to rape him or something. Seems like pretty tame highschool fun time to me.

>>718288203
Nah, just normalfag things

>>718291650
He never phoned back anon the horror

>>718283905
"she didn't even know him for a year"

>know him for a year
>year

beta as shit my nigerian.

>>718291510
You know what one of the little kids at work called me pinkie pie that pink pony thing

>>718290682
You're amazing anon. 10/10

>>718291831
Didja fuck em?

>>718286964
more trips right here

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>>718272999

>>718289621
staple psychopathy

>>718292103
I don't want no kids ending up like me I wouldn't hurt them like that

>>718292245
Could look up but could you explain instead

>>718290682
you should have drown the nigglet, not the kitty

>be me, 4
>playing with an action figure, bungee cords, and happened to be near my cat
>get a wonderful idea to "place"the cord around the neck of said cat
>hooking the loop to the neck of the cat and placing the other hook on the edge of the nearby table (i was under the table at the time)
>the cat did not like the "slip knot" around its neck
>the cat starts freaking out like it caught fire
>the more it struggles the more it chokes
>keep in mind, im four at the time and i have no idea what the hell its doing
>snot is oozing from its nose, eyes look trippy asfuck. Wheezing
And yeah, that's the story of how i killed my first cat with a bungee cord

>>718292197
we still don't know what it is

>>718292245
How would you rate me? I'm the guy that killed kittens. I also killed a friends 2 of my friends yorkies on separate occasions.

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>>718291105

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I've posted this in one of these threads before but w/e.

>be ~19, living with parents
>used to get up to kinky shit in the bathroom
>was primarily masochistic, would drink piss / lick the toilet bowl etc
>sometimes however I liked to play around with my parents/sisters toothbrushes
>I used them to scratch my cock and balls, dunked them in toilet water, and one time I even put them up my ass
>strangely satisfying/10

>One time I was in the shower late at night and I went to the kitchen to get a drink
>idea struck
>I took the juice out of the fridge and brought it with me into the bathroom, opened it, pissed in it, and brought it back to the kitchen
>I never got to see anyone drink it but it must have tasted funny because nobody touched it after that.

The end.

>>718272999
setting the bar pretty high there

>>718292245
What's stable phowhola

>>718290682
white people.

>>718292410
Context please?

>>718291831
Lol, my nickname at my last job was big roll
Did remodeling, we took single story ramblers, tore them down and built two story houses. Now I do mechanic work on the side and go to college
>>718291510
You dont need to get on by just surviving
Theres a huge amount of people out there who feel the same way as you, life gave them a kicking and they had to build up their shell or they got depressed or they faked being happy just to get by
Every person goes through some type of depression in their lives, or they have it worse
From where I came from I had to grow up with conditional love from my father and also had to be a parent to both my dad and mom. My mom has bipolar/schitzo/ptsd/anxiety. And i felt alone, i felt no emotion as if each day was a dream I had no real bad anger or happiness I was very sad but just didnt know it
What helped me was finding ways to cope with what was going on and talking to someone helped me a lot. And the thing is when you talk to one person it gets easier to talk to the next, and to open up more and more. Im not saying that you should open up to everyone without thinkijg about it. I can tell youre smart, theres people that youll meet that you will connect with and those are the ones to open up to. Youre alive and everymoment is a chance to be happy

>>718292506
oh god even more afraid to have kids now

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>>718273122
Alpha

MFW I'm a logical human being so I don't do the autistic retarded shit that you fags end up doing and confessing in here.

>>718289619

I don't think you know how murder and muder investigation works bro

>>718292558
Would you believe that i'm actually black?

>>718292775
you made a retarded choice my commenting something that no one cared about

>>718289619
If this was real you'd be in a world of shit right now

But I do like the idea of revenge

>>718292879
"by" god damn it now im retarded too. Thanks a lot

>>718283905
How's the 11th grade?

>>718292676
the only good thing life have ever taught me is you are the only person you can trust. anybody else is only there to exploit and abuse you. the only thing you need in life is not love or friends but money

>>718285408
bullshit, there is no small amount of blood in that scenario. There is either no blood, or emergency room kind of bleeding

>>718292920
exactly wouldnt they be questioning who was running the stand?

>In the county jail
>they let me out after six shitty months
>my people come and pick me up in a hooptie
>Need pussy after six months
>One guy knows a girl he can set me up with
>Meet her at KFC
>left my wallet in the glove box of the truck
>we go out to dinner, I show her this trick where I slurp up my soup through my missing tooth
>She suddenly has to powder her nose
>Waiter comes
>I order some vintage wine, a steak well done and a shrimp cocktail
Shespaying.jpg
>She finally comes back from taking her shit
>Go back to her place to meet her dad
>Steal a fifty from his wallet
>Boost his car to take the girl back to my place
>Tell dad I have a girl in the back
>Go to the bar and don't come back for a while
>I'm known for smacking hos
>But I need to bust nut so I switch to the mack mode
>Next thing you know I had my nuts in her butt
>First day out and I caught my nut

>>718291510
Baili, get the fuck off 4chan.
Alex left you for a reason. Because you're psychotic.
Also. You can't spell for your fucking life.

>>718293184
Yeah from what I understood of this you probably are better off in jail.

>>718284661
kek

>>718286920
you have proven yourself as an engineer by the way you try to sperg.
But unfortunately, you don't need an engineering title to know that touching a single phase, considering that you were electrically polarized (kind of like a capacitor that varies its charge according to its proximity to a ground or another line with another voltage and another phase, all these properties present on the human body if seen as an electrical component) you shouldn't die. but then again, if you touch two of the phases, you do die, because longstory short you sort of become a low resistance path and become a line impedance, receiving about Vphase*Sq.root of 3

>>718292676
I almost barfed your pathetic
I'm not gona play the my pain was bigger then your but try being slapped around for punishment for being born or just not carrying a glass of water "the right way" imagine bloody noses and black eyes when you get to school and sprained ankles and bruises comeing home imagine being in such a dangerous situation as a child that you have frogoten fear I DONT FUCKING Feel fear can't even remember the last time i did I barely feel pain I had my palm against the glass top stove the other month by accident blistered like a fucker but did not release it was on there till late because of my fucking pain tolerance my mother would beat burn hold me down and yell tell there's something wrong with you kira there's something wrong tell me that I firstborn stalked her life then would be my little sisters turn to beat me and tell me I'm trash the few times I got to see my father he would be fine till he was drunk then he get rage! Yell at me to put out a fire on his bed???? That isn't even there fuck you man I'm not mad I'm not sad I am dead and others are dieing with my if my body is still moving hahaha I should open up god your stupid and stuck in this little Fantasy

>>718292731
Don't

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>>718293184
>ordered steak well done

>be me at 19.
>there is a bird nest on support beam at back patio.
>baby birds shit like crazy all over the patio daily
>mom makes me clean that shit every day.
>I'm sick of it
>I balance my cat on my palm and hoist him above my head up to the support beam
>cat is looking at me like wtf?
>cat sees baby birds
>eyes dialiate and swats nest to the ground
>cat devours them alive can hear the crunching and screaming
>mom asks what happened to the best
>I tell her. she cries.
>no fucks were given.

>>718288546
Calling bullshit

>>718290682
this is why they kidnapped that white guy

>>718293246
Kira is my name pussy name fucking mother wanted a girl I bet

>>718293594
i once didnt talk to anyone for 4 years straight

>>718293733
Happens

>>718293733
How was it?

>>718293058
Do you believe im trying to abuse you or do anythinf to hurt you in any way
i should be goin to bed because I have classes in the morning and im pretty sick right now
But bro i just want you to know that I kept myself awake while sick to try and let you know that everything isn't as bad as you thing. Im being 100% genuine

I know that you have a hobby or interest that you enjoy. Keep doing that and instead of focusing on the things that will make you feel sad, look ahead towards the future. Continue doing the things that make you happy and find other things that make you happy too!

P.S. excersizing helps to make you feel better, art is great, books if youre into that, music, make something

And remember man on the shithole of 4chan you had at least one person looking out for you
And know that ill always believe in you