What's the most interesting place you've ever pissed?

I piss ed on a grave. Not in a graveyard, it was a single headstone on a plot of someone's lands in a heavily wooded area.

No reason, not wanting to be edgy, I kinda just felt compelled to do it.

freshman year in highschool, getting drunk with some bitches. we go in safeway, ilee's gotta pee. she was wild, she popped a squat in the back of the drink isle and peed right there cuz she couldn't find the bathroom hahaha. good memories

Just a couple hours ago I peedon't in the back of a Dominos

>>718268390
lol @ this guy. two open urinals right fucking behind him. nope, rather piss in the sink.

Im an engineer and engineers think other engineers are assholes so... I was drunk and going out to some bars and some cunt had a Porsche with the license plate ENGINEER. Needless to say i pissed on said Porsche. I kept a keen eye for the owner so i could challenge him to fisticuffs for being such an asshole.

>>718268903
^ me. ^
Most interesting place I've ever pissed is in the bilge of a navy ship

>>718267543
Interesting would be a toss up between any number of backpacking trips. I could more definitively tell you that my absolute best shit ever taken was in the woods though.

Mischievous was probably in college.
>be outside smoking after getting trashed
>walk away from group for a second
>lean up against a dorm building and puke on it
>start giggling like an idiot and piss into the vom puddle
>realize walking by the next day I did this all on CCTV
>never caught

Pretty lucky in retrospect, being registered as a sex offender for drunkenly pissing on a building would be pretty shit.

File: 1474885406742.gif (2MB, 300x262px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 300x262px

>>718267543
Most mischievous?
While it wasn't piss, I did however jerk off in a guys rack(his bed on a ship because we are navy) because he was a piss poor worker and never did what he was told. That's been the only time in my life that I jerked off because of a guy.

>>718267543
Walmart fitting room.

I peed on my mother's and her boyfriend's tooth brush. Also on another occasion pissed in my mother's backpack filled with clothes. Upon being accused of doing so I licked the pissed on clothes to prove it was water and not piss.

> peed everywhere around the toilet at the pool
> nobody can tell if it's water or piss lol

>>718269258
I pissed off the side of the ship a couple times

>>718267543

In the punch for a wedding. Fucked up part I warned the bride and told her to throw it out but she let everyone drink it.

I didn't do it so people would drink my piss I did it to ruin the drink she was proud of.

>>718267543
In your mother's mouth.

>>718269580
I've done that as well. Have you ever done it going 30 knots?

>>718269742
edgy

I once got out of a car headed to my brothers new fiance house after driving for. 1 hour to got around the side of of condo to piss just to have his fiance walk out and see my dick pissing next to her door, that was the first time I met her..

>>718267543
Pissed off the third story of a parking garage after drinking 8 beers. It sounded like the world was coming to an end.

>be me
>drunk
>start pissing on side walk
>sidewalk is on a mini hill
>homeless guy is sleeping at the end of said hill
>pissed homeless man
>say im sorry
>homeless man grunts
>I run away loling my ass to the rest of my friend yet feeling sad in the inside for what i had done

File: s.jpg (94KB, 640x741px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 640x741px

>>718268427
Peeing on graves is some next level shit.

>>718269755
No. In port at 0300 on the smoke deck out the mooring hole thingy. Risked being caught

i love pissing into sinks for some reason. it's nice to lean into them maybe? i've pissed into car windows and out house windows at parties where i don't want to wait in line for the bathroom. pissed off a subway platform. that's it

>>718267543

i would say out of the passenger side of a window on a main street. and yes the piss just shot all over the side of the car.

>>718270034
Annnddd, if I had to say the most interesting then I would say inside a clear glacier know the top of mount Romania, I'd say other tourists would. Otherwise be pleased..

https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon&q=mount+roraima&spell=1&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiQ45ywoLTRAhUK8GMKHV1VDyoQvwUIFigA&biw=412&bih=652#imgrc=764fGmUU3ehJSM%3A

When I was a kid perhaps 8 years old, I HAD to pee bad while in a now defunct department store.
What I didn't know when entering the men's room was it had PAY toilets!
It must have been the last pay toilets left intact on the face of the earth.
They wanted a DIME. When you're a kid, that's like a weeks pay.
I crawled under the partition and made sure not to get a drop in the toilet.
I was careful not to paint myself in :)

I drunkenly pissed the letters "OPC" on the side of my friend's house. He then went into the driveway and pissed on the hood of my car.

Caught a prostitution charge that i beat in court cause of this.

Basically i was drunk and my friend who was sober was driving me home. We were near a shitty area of town. Well i had to piss really bad so we stopped by this abandoned building that had a dumpster in the lot. I went over to piss behind it and while im pissing this random junkie bitch came over asking if i needed help i told her to go away even being drunk i knew it wasnt a good idea. Within a few seconds of this happening a cop turned patrolling and turned a spotlight on us while im zipping up my pants. I instantly got mad and told the cop my story he woulda believed me but this bitch was pissed at me and lied. Later at court she told the truth and the case got tossed.

>>718270195
Oh that's god tier. Good on you anon.

Just a few basements at house parties.

I need to upgrade my piss location game.

>>718270442
Jesus I am old and have never seen a pay toilet. What country?

>>718269710
fuck that's awesome.

>>718270545
In USA, year was about 1980 I think.
They were ancient at the time.
The store was called "The Fair" it was a small chain in central Massachusetts.

>>718269710
You're clearly a douche nozzle

I pissed in to a church window once.

>be 18
>out drinking with friends in town
>go for 2am drunken wonder through suburbs
>have to pee
>find small empty lot, go to corner, begin to huge drunken piss.
>half way through I notice I'm pissing straight through an open window.
>it's the local church
>continue to pee while pondering this.
>large puddle of piss just spreading out on floor under statue of Joseph
>how much did I drink? Holy shit.
>Stumble away
>tell friends what I have just done.
>laugh for rest of night and pass out on friends floor.

Drink shit tons of beer pissed in the front lawn of the Mesa amphitheater in Tucson Arizona before the slayer show. It was also In broad daylight

>>718270217
Yeah I always piss in the sink too. Especially funny at acquaintance's houses when it splashes back on their mirrors, tooth brushes, etc.

In car windows is a pretty hilarious one.

At college whenever i get drunk i always pee on this one tree. Its great because its dark out and the light doesnt reach there so whenever i have to pee and happen to be outside i go there

>>718269386
how old were you?

>be me
>first year in boy scouts
>first trip
>we had 2 tents
>sleep time
>wakes up in the middle of the night
>gotta piss bro
>walk around
>dark as fuck
>think I've gone far enough
>unzip and release
>halfway through I realize I'm right next to the other tent
>other kid lookin' at my cock
>pretend I don't notice and walk back to my tent
>never heard anything about it

>>718267543
In GF's mouth.

Oh boy, I was just thinking about a phase I went through where I was pissing into water bottles and keeping them in a backpack in my closet.

>>718271837
30

>>718270164
living in seattle, this happens almost everytime i try and have a drunk outdoor piss.

File: billy-mays-baby.jpg (26KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 400x400px

In my neighbors mail slot. And in a squirtgun, then went around school squirting people.

>>718272259
did- did she swallow?

>>718271837
Disregard last answer was fake. I was 17

>>718271853
Should've redirected stream to peeping tom's face.

>be 18, aussie exchange student in yoorop
>travel with other strayans to Oktoberfest and celebrate the shared past time of our cultures
>get so drunk I have to be carried out of the festival & back to place we are staying
>house has no power or water, guess you could call it a squat / indoor camping
>at some point during night wake up, think i am in toilet, piss in corner of room where someone is sleeping
>thankfully all are too wasted to notice at the time
>due to alcohol induced loss of balance fall over & smash head on wall
>apparently this was not good for me, I woke everyone up by falling on them when I became unconscious
>wake up in german hospital with sexy Deutsche nurses tending to me

Middle of the night, hopped over the fence to get to a lake and pissed on the Lifeguard chair.

>most interesting
probably old buildings in New Orleans. some real pretty ones on warm summer nights. i'd be biking through crappy beautiful old streets, see some awesome run down church. pull over to drain the lizard on it.
>most mischievous
college sophomore roommates mouthwash. at least once a week for a whole semester. always managed to bring a smile to my face when i'd hear him swishing around my piss in his mouth. fuck you jose.
>honorable mentions
basically every sink in any bathroom i've been in. a few New Orleans graves. out the third floor bedroom window in my first apartment.

>>718271428
nice. fuck Slayer.

>>718267543
I pissed on my moms VHS player as a kid, I had a high fever and tought it was the toilet x)

In a shitty traveling bus, with no bathrooms, I wanted to piss, so I opened one of the windows and released my bladder fury, it was in the middle of the night so I was unnoticed.

the best way to piss ever.

>>718277132
lucky you didn't get zapped.

>>718267543
I've blacked out and pissed in countless houses. One time in front of everyone at a party. I only piss in the sink and have done so for years. My friend had a rented space in this old buildind that required a key for the bathroom. Apparently in a drunken blackout I got locked out of his space and didn't have the bathroom key so I woke up having pissed several times all over the hallway and pissing myself

>>718273457
Yeah, she loved it.

>>718278228
>only piss in the sink
Masterrace sink pissers ftw

I pissed on a tree on the strip in vegas in front of the bellagio once.

>>718278509
fook yeah. relationship goals.

Off a hotel roof down to the sidewalk. Was staying at a fancy hotel wiyh a rooftop pool, 5ft high ledge around pool area led straight onto the roof. Walked to edge and stood between flag poles and pissed down next to valet area.

I pissed all over this faggots car door and handle opened it and pissed all over his seat

>>718278639
I'm going to Vegas in March. Recommendations? (Both places to piss, and places to do other stuff pls.)

>>718267543
This guy would piss next to my car almost every night at about 11 pm. I finally got sick of that shit and hid in the bushes with a bb gun.
Shot him in the balls in mid piss.
He never came back.

After a hockey game one night my buddy and I parked in this parkade connected to the stadium. I had about 15 beers so I was pissing all night. When we got to the garage it was packed with people leaving and I couldn't find anywhere to piss so I walked into the area connecting the lot to the stadium which was empty. As soon as I got my dick out and started pissing this old couple opened the door in horror. This old man just yelled out "oh god! Honey he's pissing everywhere!" And they tried to rush past me but there was piss all over the floor and they couldn't help stepping in it. I was bit embarrassed but looking back it's pretty hilarious

Pissed on my neighbors' doormat and rang their doorbell midstream. They were not pleased.

>>718267543
On the side of the police station just off Bourbon St in New Orleans

>>718267543
peed out of a tree onto my friend's older brother's head

>>718273017
nice. any mail in there?

Back in middle school I pissed in my principals convertible when my friends and I were around the school at midnight

Pissed off the second story of a parking building into the adjacent street and nailed a car that was going through the traffic lights. Security chased me. Fuck it was hard to leave mid stream and in laughter.

I got caught pissing on a kraut's tire when we were jumping from one bar to another in Landstuhl back in 07. However, my wife claims that during R&R in 08,I straight up pissed on an ATM in Columbia, MO.

CSB.

once while i was drunk in spain i climbed up a big rock and ot felt like i was a hero while i was peeing

File: images.jpg (4KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 225x225px

>>718267543
Inside one of these. Was in high school and we had just gotten new ones. So I popped it open and pissed all over the roll of toilet paper.

>>718267543
I pissed into a pit of radioactive waste. I had to go, and it was LLW, not like my PPE did anything for me. So i pissed on a bunch of radium.

>>718279009
i'd've skipped the door entirely. tried to get a good wide spread of the interior. entertainment system and air-conditioner vents especially. second-level target: drivers side headrest.

>>718279804
ur probably a piss superhero-mutant now.

>>718279362
No. Did it a bunch of times at night after the bar. Ruined a bunch of welcome mats though and the hardwood warped. I hung out with another neighbor that knew the guy and thought it was hilarious.

>>718279037
I was fucking hammered when I did it plus I had a friend running blocker so no one really saw and if they did I didn't really care. All I knew was I was going to piss my pants if I didnt go then.

>>718278689
I was lucky enough to help her discover that we share this fetish, it was easy, the first step was telling her that I would love to be pissed on, we were drunk and on speed, she did it and loved it. Feels good not to hide my desires anymore in front of her.

>>718279872
Oh dude it wasnt just me it was me and three other dudes taking turns. Guy was a huge faggot. I live out in the desert and it was summer.

my friend pissed in his own brothers mouth once when they were younger

>>718267543
>Work as plumber
>always talk shit with some of the framers on big jobs
>decide enough is enough
>end up working later then them and notice they left there box of nails out
>take a huge piss in their box of nails
>next day I smile as I see them working away, holding my piss nails in their mouths and happily nailing boards all day

>>718280274
lol. piss soaking in the hot southern heat probably did some real damage.

>>718280017
Gotta say, fucking shit up with your piss is pretty sweet. Good on ya'.

Oh man the thread I've been waiting for. I'm from California and flew out to Philadelphia with a few of my bros. First night there, we got piss drunk, hopped a fence, and pissed on Benjamin Franklin's grave. True story... How many people have pissed on good ol' Ben?

File: overboard_pisscharge.jpg (27KB, 350x263px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 350x263px

>>718270534

Different anon here.

>be me, squid
>every liberty call, make a head call at this one head conveniently located one level up from the enlisted brow
>next to the urinal there's this pipe, probably used to be an overboard discharge that got disconnected...but they left the pipe.
>pipe was at about a 45 degree angle, leading from the head to the outside of the ship. while pissing you can stand there and look straight down this pipe and see seawater
>how easy would it be to just piss down that pipe and out the side of the ship. stupid really, but something viscerally satisfying at the thought.
>never did it because just my luck someone would catch me
>my last day in the navy and I got a bit of a short timer's attitude
>seabag packed, discharge papers in hand.
>one last head call before walking off the brow into civilian life. naturally I go to the nearest head with aforementioned overboard discharge
>think to myself, I'll never get another chance to piss down that hole.
>this was a long, cathartic piss too. took like five minutes
>hear a not so faint, muffled voice, "what the fuck!" ...the unmistakable sound of a lifer cussin' up a blue streak from just outside the ship
>not sure what was happening but my instinct was to zip up and get the hell off this command.
>as I was request-permission-to-go-ashoring, I notice the chief standing brow watch has fresh drops of moisture on his khakis, as if something had splashed him, and a scowl on his face
>turns out the reason they disconnected this pipe was because any liquid discharged through it did not conveniently go into the sea, but instead onto the sponson where the enlisted brow was located
>pissingonaflatrock.jpg
>mfw I get to tell my friends I pissed on a chief petty officer and got away with it

>>718267543
During a 15 kilometer ruck march in the middle of the night. Pounding water to stay hydrated, I had to piss really bad, but we weren't stopping any time soon. Whipped out my dick in the dark and pissed while marching, hoping none of the sergeants saw.

ive pissed while walking the dog through the neighborhood. pissed on a girl once, she asked for it. pissed my pants for fun. peed on neighbors bushes one night after getting home drunk, car drove by and slowed down to watch lol.

In someone's bath tub. I was laughing the whole time.

>>718280459
Yeah his cared fuckin smelled so bad had no idea who did it either. His cars door locks were busted so he couldn't lock it. Dude was a lying sack of shit stole shit from his friends all the time. Deserved it.

>>718280797
>cared
Meant car

I pissed on a crocodile in a little zoo at the grand palladium resort near puerto Vallarta once. He seemed ok with it.

I pissed in someone's cat box at a party once.

i casualy pissed in my own bed till the age 14.

/true fucking story

>Be me 8 y/o at lame pool party
>It's like a kiddy pool, four of us just chilling in the cool water hot summer day
>Host kid doing that thing where he lays on his belly and like opens his mouth and lets water flow in and out
>His face right by my crotch
>Nonchalantly start pissing my Pokemon swim trunks
>Try not to laugh when I see his expression change when he tastes my piss
>He ends up not saying anything; just keeps doing his thing for another few minutes before we all get bored and do something else

We used to go to the swimming pool and try to start peeing in mid air as we jumped off the 5M diving board into the pool.

I pissed on a piece of the Berlin wall

File: 1481173439520.jpg (58KB, 533x496px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 533x496px

>>718267543
One time when I was about 14 I was high as fuck and I broke into a closed gas station to use their bathroom instead of just pissing in the alley like a normal person

Balcony of some guy department, floor 21th I guess

>>718268928
>engineer detected

>itt: covert dick pics
admit OP, you're a fag

>>718269234
I went to pumpkinfest at Keene NH when I was in college, no fucking bathrooms anywhere despite their being thousands of drunk kids. Then a notice a bunch of dudes are pissing on a some brick building.

So go up take a piss, and just as I fucking zip up a cop sneaks up behind the kid right in line next to me and tosses him on the ground and arrests him.

Just the luck of the crowd I guess.

>>718281697
OP here. Am fag. Did anyone honestly not know?

File: here.jpg (270KB, 1920x885px) Image search: [Google]

270KB, 1920x885px

Right there, no particular reason. just a drunken night walking with friends in our boring capital city.

Ok, fuck it, here goes. I used to teach inner city jr high and there were a couple of kids that really pissed me off, so while I was grading papers after school, I would piss in their desks. One forgot his book bag and I pissed in that. After my fifth year I was burned out and when the last week of school came I pissed in the Sparklets cooler bottle. It was hot as fuck that summer in Los Angeles, and watching all those little niggers and spics chug down my cool sparklets filtered puss was very satisfying.

>>718279037
The strip is filled with cops looking for drunk tourists pissing so they can lock em up and fine em to death.

File: 009-SouthKorea-Dongducheon-Image-PBSNewsHour.jpg (149KB, 500x334px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 500x334px

>>718267543
Took a massive shit in a public toilet in Korea once. It was mid-winter, about 20ºF or so, but I REALLY had to go, so I went into a typical building (commercial building) and just shat in a bathroom on like, the 3rd floor. It was a cramped bathroom with just one toilet RIGHT as you enter the room. Toilet paper was there, but because of Korea's weak plumbing, you have to throw it in the trash can. Anyway, I took a shit and it wouldn't flush. The small room started to flood, and I had to get the fuck out of there quickly, which I did, without washing my hands or looking back.

>>718281858
Interesting:
Would probably be the basement toilet of the White House. I was part of an entertainment group during Christmas and my group was downstairs in a staging room of sorts. Also wiped my booger on the handle of the toilet.
I also got to piss in a ranger's cabin, that no guests are allowed in, on the grounds of a national park.

>>718267543
i used to piss in my girlfriends moms closet about twice a month when i would stay over

>>718281310
i went through a weird phase when i was 14 of pissing myself a few times, then it just disappeared, weird

File: 1478178735164.png (11KB, 113x131px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 113x131px

Church open door policy. Sneak into their kitchen. Steal their chocolate drink mix. Tip it out. Shit in the tin and piss. Refill it. Return to church kitchen.

Need to shit really bad. Office building doors are open with nothing but a staircase in it leading to where people work. Liquid shit spray all over the staircase about half way up and then spread it even more with an old telephone book.

Don't want to miss any of the movie at cinema. Cinema has curtains along entire wall. Go behind it and shit and piss. Move to other side of cinema.

Can't stop laughing picturing the people stumbling upon the mess.

>>718282312
holy shit, I used to piss on my face in the shower when I was 13 and then stopped after that. I thought I was the only one!

Working construction.
pissed in Gatorade bottles Cuz porta potty too far.put bottles in wall.then put drywall over it.many rooms with piss bottles in walls lol.one day they will surely explode

My fiance, now husband peed his pants in front me once. We were at the movies but when it was over he had to go but the line was pretty long for a men's bathroom so he said lets just leave. Got stuck in traffic and eventually we got to our apartment complex. He stepped out the car and completely wet himself. It was actually kind of a turn on lol but he was pretty embarrassed about it at the time but I made him feel better about it.

>>718280411
I hope you get fucked up.

>>718267543
out of a tree, here
As in: climbed a tree, peed onto the ground from it.

>>718281980
Awesome. Good building. Wish I could piss on that.

File: here.jpg (56KB, 550x440px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 550x440px

>>718283191
forgot pic

Mostly around my campus after after drinking. i've pissed in several friends' kitchen sinks because someone was using the bathroom at the time.

Pissed off my house once at night because fuck walking downstairs. neighbors conveniently drove by right then.

Where do I start?

>multiple trees on my college campus
>walking back to my apartment, just literally on the sidewalk off the side of a main street
>stayed with a girl, I had fallen asleep while drunk and had taken off my clothes and folded them up in the corner, well I sleepwalked and pissed on my clothes
>bottle in my car after arriving in a parking garage to work in the area
>diaper

some are weirder than others

>>718267543
Pissed on GG Allins grave.

In my bf's ass

>>718267543
My brothers once pissed on a police station before realising afterwards, in Queensland Australia

>>718283381
>kitchen sinks
dishes or no dishes?

i pissed while riding my longboard down a street

>>718281594

Another victory for FREEDOM.

>>718283968
i've always wanted to do that.

When I was 14, I had to go with my mom to an away from home craft show because she had a booth and I couldn't be left home for the 2 days. Her booth was across from a church. The pastor let us sleep in the church for the night. He also had a 12yo daughter, who kind of fancied me. First day, I'm apparently super cool because I can not only draw, but have a knife and can carve. Pastor's daughter would have been creaming her panties, but she just didn't want to wear any. I know because she spent the entire day flashing me from the steps of the church, twenty feet away. End of day, go into church and go to sleep on a couch, but 3 in the morning I'm awake and have a hard on, next to my mom. Go upstairs to the pew room, remember girl's fine pussy and jacked off in a corner. Then had to piss, so, being the heathen I am, I just pissed in the corner as well. Next morning, mom is finishing the show and dad showed up to pack up, so I got to have some time to run around. Pastor's daughter is a delinquent, brings in a bottle of sacremental wine and offers me some. I passed on the drink, but she was okay about it and just took another drink herself, trying to be cool for me. I said I was bored, so she says she knows something neat to do. She grabs her 6yo brother, who was following her like a puppy, pulls his pants down and starts to suck his little dick. I watched her for a moment then had the brilliant idea to look under her dress, and not seeing any panties again, pulled my dick out and fucked her, which scared her brother, who ran for daddy. I came, I left. I got out of the church and into the car hearing her dad screaming as I believe he started to spank her. "How dare you do that to your brother, and I told you to stay away from that wine."

I don't believe in hell, but it's real, I think I get a VIP room.

>>718286035
wat.

>>718282545
I used to work at a theater, a some guy would randomly take a shit under the screen in the theaters. Our cinema had storage there just covered by a curtain so anyone could access if they knew about it.

>>718267543
The front row of a large concert. A security guard noticed and immediately started cracking up.

>>718286460
Sorry. I meant, I don't believe in hell, but if it's real, I'm getting a VIP room.

>>718286971
what band?

on the books in my high school library

>>718269710
what a fuckin asshole

classic prank tho

>>718269710
>>718287423
heh. I wonder if the bride ended up drinking any just to keep up appearances?

File: 1407553685154.gif (963KB, 400x296px) Image search: [Google]

963KB, 400x296px

>be 18
>at a hotel in baltimore
>a bunch of floors up on a busy road
>one of the guys I was sharing the room with was in the bathroom and I had to piss like a motherfucker
>fuck it out the window it goes
>whip dick out, standing on windowsill and let it go
>Moments later hear someone yelling below me and laugh like a fucker
>one of the other guys steps in the room with like 4 other people(Was splitting the room with like 3 people and had a few buddies in another room hanging out)
>mfw they all just silently watch me with my dick in my hand standing on the window

File: received_2051292955097090.jpg (69KB, 1080x1776px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 1080x1776px

Me and a few friends found a plastic motorized chicken, idk what the fuck it was for it just had a button that when you pressed it it would start dancing and play music any ways
> find it in friend's trash
> obvious next step is to rip it apart and burn it
> we toss it in a metal pan we used for burning shit in
> set it on fire along with a fedora for some reason
> its dark now and the only thing illuminating my friend's back yard is the foul bondfire
> i need to go home soon so i decide that the best way to put it out is to use the old poor man's fire hose
> release my liquid and watch as urine and burning plastic clash and crackle in the cool summer air
> i will never forget that night

Toss up between pissing off the roof of a church and pissing off of like a 400 ft tall grain silo.

The silo was probably more fun to piss off of though.

On a gas pump at a somewhat bizzy corner in the hometown i grew up

>>718288494
good view?

>be me
>19 years old
>walking home after a night of drinking
>spot a seven-story house with a scaffold around it
>it wasn't an office building or anything like that, just a normal house in the city with people living in it
>remember i still have a joint in my jacket
>proceed to climb the scaffold and smoke my joint on the rooftop
>reallyfuckinghigh.jpg
>while climbing back down i realise i have to pee really badly
>notice a tilted window
>some boy is sleeping in there
>proceed to whip my dick out and pee inside his room through the window
>keep on climbing down
>run home with my heart pounding like crazy
>didn't get caught

>>718289356
Ya. It was at night though. I imagine it would be best furring the day but the property is off limits

Drank a gallon of water one morning before highschool after a night of heavy drinking and degeneracy. Was snorting a shit load of oxycontin at the time and would proceed to snort it regularly in bathrooms closest to my classes every other period. Long story short took a fat line then proceeded to take a two minute piss on everything in there literally stood in the middle of the bathroom and spun around in a circle while pissing one of the hardest rankest streams in my life. By the time I finished pissing the oxy had taken a toll on my stomach, fucking puked all over the mirror washed my face off and went back to class with skin pail dried semen and eyes redder than the devil's dick and slept through it.

>>718286503
Lol. Oh god. To be a fly on the wall

While in college I lived in a building owned by the school, this is a Major East Coast City, my shared room was 17 stories up, we shared a bathroom/shower with 6 other rooms, had this non opening windows that had a little slider at the bottom, only about 2 inches high and 4 inches long, didn't like lining up in the morning to piss, so I rigged up a funnel and some hose from a beer bong, so I could piss out the window, pushed the hose out about a 2 feet so it wouldn't spray the window below mine, a subway entrance was below, 3 years I pissed on fuckers making their way downtown, probably thought it was "Morning Mist"

Pissed in a friend's drink before because he locked me out of his house for nearly 45 minutes. Funny part is, he never fully caught on.

>>718267543
Back at home in my toilet.
>inb4 fucking animal

>>718267543
> go to Prague on stag do
>piss in mates suitcase soon as we get there
>take a shit in his pillowcase and place turd side down
>he sleeps on pillow turd juices slack through pilow on to his face overnight
He sees it as funny
>I'll just get my suit on anon
Wet through with piss he not happy
>we all loose our shit
Good days

>Brandenburg Gate
>Castle in Bratislava and Belgrad
>one time had a rude bartender, then peed in the soap dispenser of the staff toilet

>Last train home
>Toilet flooded on train
>Too drunk to think to use sink
>Piss in little bin that's a flap on the wall by the doors
>Piss drains out at next stop
>Success

>>718267543
I once pissed into a gatorade bottle while speeding in the southbound lanes of lake shore drive in chicago.

>>718267543
Metallica concert,
Fathers beer,
Fireplace,
Shopping center,

>>718272259
My nigger, not my girlfriend but in the mouth of some 16yr fuck buddy I had when in my mid 20's. Also a close second would probably be in the pussy of my HS girlfriend in the shower. Females are far more adventurous when young!

>>718291271
>Metallica concert
>Fathers beer

Say no more edgelord.

>>718267543
In OP's fat mama's prolapsed asshole

>>718269742
Wow...good one!

>>718267543
In the Pacific Ocean off the 1st deck of the USS Nimitz.

Pissed on the arches in St. Louis admits a cross country drive

>>718293463
Wait you were in the air Force anon?

>>718269092
Some poor HT had to clean that shit up.

In a concert crowd. Got a ziploc bag from my ex. (It was raining off and on had them to put cell and wallet in.) Pissed in the bag hurrying before next band starts. Too late. Crowd starts moving. Drop bag on dude in front of me and my shoes. Finish as fast as I can. Piss done and get shoved into mosh pit shortly after zipping. Fun times.

>>718294823
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your little pepe cuck image and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" pepe hover dick kiss, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting the same image trying to force it. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic meme forcing NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOVER DICK KISS HOVER DICK KISS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

pissed on fishtank floor while being arrested. Had to sleep on it because no more room as fishtank was packed with bastards like me

>>718280634
not bad

In a drunken haze I pissed on my sleeping infant daughter.

>>718290419
>redder than the devils dick
Good gracious anon you made my week

>>718295849
Kek

Had a buddy whom always had to piss in people dryers whenever we went to parties in college

File: 4302.jpg (51KB, 1022x547px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 1022x547px

>>718269559
>everyones barefoot

i pissed in an elevator at my library

A mate of mine pissed in the corner of a crowded dance floor at a club, he was so drunk he thought he was in the toilets.
Crazy fucker. That same night he fell through the roof of a smokers area while trying to sneak into a club through a 2nd story window.