Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Evening!
Claim
>>718266227
yeah i heard he came back last night
>>718265609
no its so im safe from it while i sleep
>>718266245
Good evening. What anime is that girl from again?
>>718264628 (Sara)
FREEEDOM
>>718264787 (Sono)
Well played. Though being famous isn't always a good thing.
>>718264686
This pic reminds me of Kirby.
>>718265022 (Yuuki)
It's easier than it sounds, just gotta live within your means and save what you can. If you want a financial opinion/advice, feel free anytime.
>>718266245
Evening to you as well!
>>718266260
Goodnight
>>718266185
Post Kyouko butt.
>>718266297
Is it alive? Does it whisper sweet nothings into your ear?
Hell yeah boys, bust out your Dandelion tea
hey this has nothing to do about this thread,i see in other thread (now dead) a image of a qt anime girl whit a make amrica great again hat and saying something like be quiet and i wanted to know what anime was if somebody knows what am talking about sauce on me please
>>718266434
No
>Louise claimed
>>718266297
Yup!
Have you been talking to anyone else on the thread? Ooh, and do you think he'd be interested in joining our RPG if that ever gets going?
>>718266405
>kirby
>cannot unsee
The archive is down and no one is ever going to tell me anything about what happened.
>>718266389
Idolmaster Cinderella Girls. Also Chara was looking for you because people were saying you were dead, then someone fed them a rumour that you were someone I had some bad encounters with a long time ago and I tried to track them down and I'm kind of sorry for that or something?
>>718266405
How's it going?
>>718266484
i really hope its not alive
it tripped me and tried to attack me
>>718266557
i dont think he would since he says hes not even supposed to be on here
>>718266531
You would have done it four months ago!
You've changed, my dude.
>>718266515
That's not much to go on
>>718266814
Kyouko is not what he used to be, bye
post legs
>>718266682
>Idolmaster Cinderella Girls.
I would have never got that, thanks!
Who said I dead? Someone stole my laptop while I was sleeping in the hospital.
>>718266710
Do you want to know why it attacked you?
>>718266888
Why are you being creepy
>>718266667
Nothing much happened, just a bunch of people were shipping you and Chara.
>>718266710
That's a pretty good reason
>>718266887
Then it seems like I'll have to rely on old memories to get Kyouko lewds.
It's still not too late to redeem yourself, though!
Hello again everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>718264394
Hello how are you?
>>718264605
Thank you.
I'm ok, how about you?
>apologies for the late reply, dozed off a bit
>>718266405
MERICA' FUCK YEAH
>>718266531
Kek
>>718267218
That's hardly a lewd though.
>>718267130
nothing creepy about legs or bellybuttons you can post both if you want
>>718267040
Yeah, people said that you were dead and where you were in the hospital it worried Chara. So then I helped track down someone that was rumoured to be you, even though I was pretty sure it wouldn't be, and that caused them to actually appear and be annoying. So I'm sorry for confusing you with them, or something like that.
>>718267040
i would like to know why
i just cant trust it anymore
>>718267194
yea i just wish he was able to talk outside thread
>>718267297
Indeed, it's hardly a lewd.
Help me by posting a better one.
>>718267299
Belly button
>>718267194
Do you know who was pretending to be me? Did they have any good pics? Does Chara like me enough to actually be shipped with him now?
>>718267236
I'm cold and high and I feel very silly. How are you?
>>718267446
Only for quads.
>>718267400
Maybe someday! He's not on probation forever, right?
>>718266667
Satan almost made it happen. I wouldn't worry about what happened, once you talk with Chara it'll be good.
>>718266682
Pretty good tonight, counting shekels and listening to music. You?
>>718267236
No worries, I've done that more than once myself. Enjoying another cool night here before the weather gets schizo and we're back in the 70s again.
>>718267239
Patriotic bote. You up to much?
>>718266405
Awesome! I appreciate it! Find a movie to watch?
真に良い女子
>>718267501
see nothing creepy after all
>>718267305
Someone else to be me? Do we have the same personality traits?
>>718267554
I do not know that
They didn't have any good pics at all, no.
I
Am unsure I can answer that last question, but I know a lot of people in the thread were shipping you two.
>>718267555
I'll give it a single try.
7777 get.
>>718267400
Because you don't thank it.
>>718267569
for two years but i dont know when the time started
>>718267554
Tired but not ready to go to bed yet.
Have you been up to anything?
>>718267577
>dubs
Apologies but i forgot, where do you live again?
Someone as dumb as me can only remember so much
>>718267673
>l-lewd
>>718267577
I should have saved Chara's phone number, I regret not doing it.
>>718267791
>but I know a lot of people in the thread were shipping you two
I need to work on my coolface.
>>718267577
Pretty good! Just about to eat pizza.
>>718267730
I believe it was just something to do with your old waifu or something.
>>718266185
v.v <3 -squeaks-
>>718268207
Sorry, but what the fuck
>>718268106
bellybuttons aren't lewd
I don't feel so good.
Never swallow oxycontin on an empty stomach.
>>718267875
Want me to ask him for you if i see him and you're asleep?
>>718268135
There's a lewd gif somebody posted a few times shipping you two, but I don't happen to have it
>>718268320
o.o
>>718268336
That girl looks pretty lewd
>>718266185
Kyouko~!
>Hatsune Miku
>Megurine Luka
>Kagamine Rin
All mine, don't steal.
>>718268397
Tell Billy Mays I miss his voice.
>>718267623
Anytime. Some here have already bounced some stuff off of me, I've been there done that (including the shitty debt part).
>bad movie theater
Thanks to Sameji I have a few on my list that I'll probably get to over the weekend. Birdemic is next.
>>718268106
It's all good, I'm another Texan.
>>718268135
Coolface is just hiding something behind your normal expression. I think you'll be good.
>>718268176
What's on the pizza this time?
>>718268453
you are making her lewd besides your waifu is actually lewd even with piss
>>718268508
Don't worry. No one steals trash.
>>718267852
do you think im superior or the chair is superior?
>>718268410
if you want but if it makes him uncomfortable i dont need to know
>>718268508
>Claiming more than one waifu
>>718268682
You take that fucking back pervert
>>718268471
>>718268106
Just at home resting under blankets, still cold though, I want some hot chocolate.
>>718268176
Ohh! That makes since now, he mentioned something like that before.
>>718268410
You mean this one?
>
>>718268763
What's up? Other than your quest for massive grinding.
>>718268689
That's the reason you haven't been kidnapped yet.
>>718268745
Three vocaloids have the personality of one waifu.
>>718268900
And I'm happy with that.
>>718268755
no
>>718268715
Okay, I'll keep that in mind. He's usually asking how he can make you happy, though.
>>718268870
No, but it was reminiscent of that. It was animooted tho
>>718268523
No I didn't swallow Oxyclean!
>>718268645
I don't want to show this face
>
He'll think I'm creepy!
>>718268715
Humans (including yourself) are superior to chairs, but you should still thank your servants!
>>718268336
No but it was pretty suggestive
>>718268645
Ah, i thought it was either texas or florida.
>70s
I wish
>>718268870
Then why not make some. Hot chocolate dose sound nice, unless made with water.
>>718269113
all he needs to do is talk to me
that makes me happier than anything
>>718269233
i just needed someone to tell me that i am superior for self reassurance
>>718269113
There's more?! I wish this archive worked.
>>718269236
I can't move, I think I'm having a bad reaction to some pain medication I took an hour ago.
>>718269338
You need to work on your self confidence.
Chara x Sonokawa
>>718269236
just a bit
This is probably a big troll.
>>718269338
People keep telling him that, but he's worried. You mean a lot to him.
>Self confidence
Aww, I'm sorry you feel that way. For what it's worth, I think you're pretty cool.
>>718269378
Yup! Same sorta thing, though. Someone fucking a girl with a cock. Same filename too, only a gif instead of webm. I'll maaaybe save it next time, but I feel like it might piss Chara off if I do.
>>718269159
Something tells me you might get the same thing in response.
>>718269236
We got a dusting of snow on Friday and a couple of cold days here, gonna be 60s tomorrow. Winter can be really odd around here. I'd much rather be cold than hot since it's easy to bundle up.
I think I'm being trolled, Chara wouldn't like me because he thinks I'm abnormal.
>>718268645
I recommend Sharktopus, or any of the SyFy channel original movies.
>>718269523
I sure hope not. That won't do at all. Anything you can do?
>>718269678
>very
Very suggestive
>>718269769
Much agreed. I'd much rather deal with the cold winter than the hot summer. But i like both in their own ways
>>718269820
Chara does
>>718269724
just let him know ill love him no matter what he does to try and make me happy
>>718267577
World of Warships again
>>718270124
a very little bit
Good night everyone!
>>718269724
Chara does seem like a girl whenever I talk to him. Weird right? Some people have that power.
>>718269769
Now you're teasing me!
>>718270124
It's okay, I've been through worse, I'm going to see if I can throw up and go to bed now.
>>718270261
I hope so, that would make me happy.
Don't tell him I said that.
>>718270261
I'll pass the message along.
>>718270450
Nah, Chara is male.
G'night!
>>718270328
No no no. Just very suggestive
>
>>718270450
Alright well nighty night then cutie
Best grill. Learned guitar in like a week.
>>718270823
That's called poor writing
>>718269974
Those Google results for it look promising. I'm gonna have to add it to the ever-growing list. SyFy probably deserves its own genre by now with everything they've made. It's getting as bad as shovelware on the NES was back in the day.
>>718270124
Yeah, both are nice, the heat tends to overstay its welcome a bit down here during some years. But I'm sure the same applies to the cold up there too.
>>718270327
Nice. Go stomp 'em.
>>718270450
'Night, see you around.
>>718270752
that is a lot of pillows
>>718270657
thanks that means a lot to me
have you been up to anything tonight?
Claimed also hello!
>>718270823
>Also learn how to be a top tier cutie in /waifu/
>>718271106
Actually it stays too warm too long up here in recent years. Had to wait till late October to mid November for it to actually get chilly
>>718271168
Only 1 pillow
Now you're pushing lewd territory
>>718271217
I'm trying to figure out what sort of tubing and fittings I need for my water-cooling thingie.
How about you?
>>718271382
Hello!
>>718271603
right I'm blind as shit today
we could always go lewder
>>718271382
hello
>>718271696
ive just been on here all day
>>718271106
Of course they never stood a chance
>>718271874
>>718270823
I'd hate to see how long it would take me to learn a guitar, let alone any other musical instrument.
>>718271603
Damn, so it's getting worse up there too huh? We're dealing mostly with drier and hotter years as of late. It sucks during the high point of summer when water bills are jumping because you're trying to keep plants alive. On the other hand, the heat is perfect for growing tasty tomatoes and angry peppers.
>>718272012
Weren't you doing some sort of League stuff the other night too?
>>718271875
How's the thread been all day? I kinda wish there were more people on it right now.
>>718271106
No kidding. My friends and I watched Sharktopus one night and laughed the entire time at the hilarity. It's so bad it becomes good.
>>718271875
Hello Harihu how are you doing
>>718271696
Hey hello how are you, how was your day
>>718272217
Yeah my provisionals for ranked in League of Legends
>>718272295
it was like usual except for when one anon decided to spam wikipedia pages
>>718272387
im alright
you?
>>718272078
good job