Anubis has arrived on planet earth with one objective in mind : pure and complete world domination.
We must defeat him at all costs.
Boss HP : 15 000
>Singles do nothing.
>Dubs do 100 damage.
>Trips do 1000 damage.
>Quads do 10.000 damage
777 insta-kill boss and become new meme / hero / king of 4chan or whatever.
Good luck !
I dont always get dubs but when i do they turn intoo trips.
Anubis is no match for these mighty dubs.
>>718258567
I throw a rock
>>718258567
swing
Die fucker
>>718258855
double dubs nyce
>>718258567
I am god, bow before me.
>>718258567
Rolling for crits
>>718258997
Reroll
>>718258997
500 is my count so far
Rolling for sharpie in his pooper
Would you like fries with that
>>718259197
Roll for this
I don't know why but I really wanna kill this fucker
Magic missile this fucker
>>718258855
Your middle class peon hurtful words got viral on social networks, slightly damaging Anubis's reputation and economical influence on the robotics market earth.
As a result, his shares on the Japanese market have dropped slightly causing him to lose some money.
Boss HP : 14 000
Bingo
too easy
>>718259728
Yahtzee
dildo cannon firing
>>718258567
That's some shit-tastic, anime version of an Egyptian God you have there. Come back when you're started puberty.
Crits incoming
>>718259728
roll
>>718258567
i will save you m'femanons
>>718258567
Roll threads are cancer
>>718259728
Shir
>>718259922
double checked
Fuck this cunt
get?
rollan
I've come fwum seewhoadill to assist
get? Get.
I WILL DO IT
fuck it why not
shit
Kill it!
Nigger
Murder Anubis with Ra
Be gone
I WILL NOT LET YOU DESTROY MY WOOOOOORLD
Sanic
GG
Xd
>555
>>718258567
Time to shave off some HP.
Hey, if this plan fails, how do we submit to Anubis? Can't be worse than our current overlords, right?
Doom to kangs
>>718258567
Kill this fucker
Come on
Agh
cant kill just worship
satan is here
i missed
>>718260733
not really
>>718260733
I count 1800 damage so far
>>718259745
Not really as your pathetic Hikkokomori singles have no effect while Anubis is rapidly growing his influence on the world political and economic systems by the use of ruse.
Singles are just voices, nothingness in the vast emptiness of the galaxy that the Orbital Frame Anubis can travel with a single burst of energy proplusion.
>>718259822
With your crew CJ, Pepsiman and the famous rapper BadPixelERA, you tag the walls of your hometown with Anti-Anubis propaganda, causing him to lose more public support.
Boss HP : 13.000
aims
if 777, donald trump will reign as president for 100 years
i love you, CAPTCHA
send in Airwolf
Meow
time for some meme magic
gg
do DAMAAAAAAAAGEeeWWWwwwEEeeeee
memes
Anubis has no mobility just walk slowly away from him.
>>718258567
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
ggg
>>718261133
double dubs
Come the fuck ON
Dubss
if i get trips, i fap to the pic under me
>>718261288
dubs train
CHOOO CHOOOO
>>718258567
whatever i shoot ion beam ogogog.
>>718258567
no1 cares faggot
Fuck off
>>718261518
haha
Check em
>>718261527
now i try acid bags and pour over boss head
>>718261671
now i fuck Anubis in the asss with my 9 inch penis
Insta fuck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>718261775
ahh so close to 777
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>718261775
So close
>>718259922
>>718260288
>>718260611
>>718260733
>>718261133
>>718261200
>>718261288
Well done, people of earth.
Your collaboration is proving fruitful.
The mecha is sustaining heavy attacks.
We are almost victorious. Keep it up !
Foo
>>718261844
>>718261800
Get em
>>718261827
wtf
Got em
>>718261937
FRRT PFPRPFPTTFRT FPRPRFPTP FPRPRFPTP FPRPFP
>>718261775
Critical failure, you slip and land on your erect penis. It burrows into the ground and a worm creeps up your urethra
I lob a slotted spoon half-hearted in his general direction.
>>718261822
>>718261922
Boss HP : 4000
FINISH HIM !
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say...
>>718262143
Ultra-cuck attack
dzzt
>>718262227
Faggot
Fart attack
777 checkem
i didnt got quads
PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU
GINISHHH HIM!!!!!