Neighbor's kid from five doors down is completely passed

kill her

>>718243174
Make a baby

>>718243174
fist her asshole

>>718243240
This

Timestamp

>>718243174
Do you own a basement that is sound proof?

>>718243174
Kill her parents

>>718243288
Dubs confirm

>>718243174
take pussy pics and post them

first of all, post nudes.
>hers obviously

Get your popcorn /b/ this is gonna be good

>>718243174
You call the neighbor's kid dad and tell em to come collect

If they can't remember they can't tell

just sayin

>>718243174
Clearly you should take a few vag/boob pictures then call her parents and have them scoop her out of your lawn.

>>718243174
>What do?
Go get her parents

>>718243288
this you lying fagget

>>718243174
Who's seen her? Who's seen you? Do you have any cable-ties?

>>718243399
dubs confirm

grab a bowl and get the eggs ready

>>718243174
cover her in maple syrup and let your dog lick it off

fake

>>718243174
tell her parents you dumbass

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>>718243525

>>718243409
What, snitch on her? That's not cool dude.

Carry her ass inside and tuck her into your guest bed. Make her breakfast when she wakes up.

wake her up and show her this thread

/rape

Pic of pussy

>>718243174
Do a 180 and moonwalk away

>>718243174
force feed her a bowl of eggs

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>>718243174
Carry her home and go ballistic on her dad for having a whore daughter who tried to grab your dick and then passes out... or pic related

What shit bait. But I'm glad everyone is playing pretend with autistic op.

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>>718243174
Make her a bowl of eggs

>>718243174
Bait or not, there are times when we need to swallow our utmost trolling desires and tell the truth.

don't do anything stupid man. call her parents.

call her father then rape him.

shake with her and ask her for some coitus.
mumbling, "m-m", vomiting and silence means yes.

>>718243174
stick you finger in her ass, if she moves call her parents, if she does not move, rape is the answer.

>>718243174
FUCK HER AND SEND PICS

We won't believe you without a timestamp ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>718243174
Rape and kill.
Not necessarily in that order

>>718243525
>>718243714
She MUST eat them

>>718243174
sharpie in pooper,wake her and make her eat a bowl of eggs,then sell her shoes on Ebay....

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>>718243174
Post pic...obviously this pic is old and not yours...seen it many times here

>>718243936
its not rape if they are dead dumb ass.

>>718243967
This man gets it.

Post timestamp fag

>>718243174
Call the medics & let them call the parents.

Go to a hospital and admit yourself to the psych ward for being so goddamn stupid that you have to consult the asshole of the internet for advice in a scenario such as this.

OR

Build a brick house around yourself with no doors or windows and live out the rest of your days inside for thinking you are funny.

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>>718243174

>>718244019
I crie wvritim

>>718244019
Thanks anon

>>718243808
ayyyyy

>>718243288
>>718243347
>>718243481

Who gives a shit if this isn't real? Are you not entertained?
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Every thread here is either bait or pasta, so asking for a timestamp only reveals that you've been lurking here more than 3 months and less than 3 years.

Fucking newfags.
>bait!
>copypasta!
>this is bait
>I've seen this before
>stop taking the bait newfags

Every fucking thread full of you cancerous faggots. We know it's bait. We know it's copypasta. AND WE DON'T CARE!
Seriously, fuck off back to red it

>>718244019
/Thread
OP is a faggot and everyone in this thread is a newfag who can't reverse image search

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>>718243828
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>718243651
Yeah, because that won't get you investigated

Drive her to the middle of the desert and leave her

>>718244178
maybe we are just having funny :(

>>718243609
I don't think you understand. This is 4chan. Logic and righteousness don't exist.

>>718244166
This is copy pasta, I've seen this before. This is bait.

>>718244166
I agree but I lost it at red it

show her your belly button, go to bed

>>718244235
Investigate me bro. I'm a good guy and I don't have anything to hide.

>yeah officer, I found her passed out in my back yard and she didn't have any ID, so I just put her to bed and made breakfast for her in the morning.

>>718243174
fake

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>>718243174

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>>718244166
This. Fucking newfag troll police in every fucking thread on a board dedicated to trolling.

>>718244580
you don't fucking say?

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>>718244166

New important information consumed.....
Newfag is happy now
Newfag wont need dicks for satisfaction anymore

>>718244467
Except in op's fantasy post, he knows who she is and where her house is.

>>718243833
This was by far the funniest thing I've read in the last 3 hours of lurking.

>GG

>>718244580
and?

As opposed to the other threads on this board?

>>718244166
Stay calm, who gives a shit about that

>>718244039
Kek... It's never rape, it's always a snuggle with a struggle

>>718244601
Agree, but half the time a bunch of autists actually expect OP to deliver

Sling her over your shoulder and carry her home. If she is a kid anything that someone suggest on 4chan will be illegal. call me a moral fag all you want but if you want girls under 18 go to canada. age of consent is 16 there.

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>>718244166
>66

yes

>>718244601
lol, i have to admit that I'm guilty of this.

>>718243221
First answer best answer

>>718244422
kek'd and check'd

What ever you do post pics

>>718244166
dubs confirms.

>>718243651
But she must eat all the eggs.

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>>718244103
>Build a brick house around yourself with no doors or windows
this reminds me, I haven't played sims in a while

>>718243174
Call an ambulance or you'll likely be responsible.

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>>718244166
I lost

Pull a Brock Turner.

>>718243705
If he does a 180 then moonwalks he will be heading towards her

>>718244903

Kek'd hard.

Someone got the drawn up reaction to that legendary bread?

strafe right

>>718245110
You're either a brain-dead fuckstain.

Or

Ultra newfaggot.

take a selfie with her and put it on facebook.

just noticed she stepped in shit.

>>718245257
newfag

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>>718243174

Reverse image search

>no results

Make us proud buddy

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>718245257
Sorry let me contribute like everyone else and say the egg thing for the hundreth time

>>718243174
There's only one option: RAPE.

>>718243174
Fuck her and post a photo

>>718245450
It isn't rape if she doesn't say no.

steal her etnies

>>718245380
See
>>718244019

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>>718245433
You fucking moron. If he turns 360 degrees he'll be facing his original direction.

Is everyone on this image board a fucking retard?

call an adult immediately kids shouldnt be out of school.

Snip off a lock of hair, then make her a bowl of scrambled eggs with the hair in it

>>718243221
hahahahaha. I lost.

>>718243174
Kick her right in the front butt!

>>718245636
nice try

>>718244166
trump supporter detected

Hand in warm water

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>>718245636
Yes

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>>718244166
Turns out some sick shit has been documented
in this site over the years, anon asking for timestamp and calling out bait only attempts to
mantain a certain standard for the general
content of this site, which as many might
agree, has declined a lot over the years.

Also
>>being this rustled

>>718243174
I would rape and molest and pretend it never happened.

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>>718245636

>>718246182
>mantain a certain standard

You're new is showing.

>>718243221
fpbp

>>718246182
This anon gets it

>>718245636
Yup.

>>718246182
>>718246516

No you don't. You don't get it all.

Trying to impose standards in the gutter of the internet is like tyring to bail out the titanic with a teaspoon.

Only newfags try to fix this place. Oldfags accept it for what it is.
By trying to fix it, you're only revealing that you're new here.

>>718243174
Construct a small fence around her for her protection .

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>>718246765
>>believes /b/ was always like this
>>calls out newfag over any argument
>>oldfags who settle

>>718243651
Cringe

>>718247382
/b/ was never good, newfag.

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>>718246182
I love copy pasta.

The reason I love copy pasta is because posting it makes you mad. You. Yeah, that's right. You. You're my target. Your rage fulfils me. Yes, I've posted this before, and I'm going to post it again. And there is nothing you can do to stop me.

Not only am I going to post this over and over and over again, but other anons, seeing the rage posting this produces, are also going to post this. Especially our newfriends. Right now, newfriends are realizing that this actually does make you angry. They realize, like I do, that you think of 4chan as your own private little utopia that gets ruined when the common class stumbles upon it like oblivious tourists.

Well it isn't, you pretentious fuck. This forum is open to the public. It isn't yours. You're nothing special for frequently visiting this place. No one gives a shit that you've seen this before and in fact, they laugh at your grandiose opinion of what this place is. It's just a stupid image board. It's not even the first. Chris Poole originally created this place after frequently visiting Something Awful and consciously decided to make an English Futaba Channel. So basically, this entire image board is copypasta and you're just a whiny little faggot fuckwit for actually getting angry at complete strangers for failing to entertain you. Go fuck yourself. Then go give your mom another hug to compensate for her fat ass not getting any. It's the only way you know how to pay rent.

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>>718243174

>"neighbors kid passed out"
>sleeping chicks thread for over an hour

op you fake baitfag

>>718243174
kidnap and keep in your basement for as long as possible. keep her there for decades. every time you gotta poop, poop in her mouth. her mouth is for your poop. her ass is for your dick.

>>718243174
Seen pic in another thread earlier. Fake. And probably gay. Kys OP

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>>718246182
I love copypasta.

The reason I love copypasta is because posting it makes you mad. You. Yeah, that's right. You. You're my target. Your rage fulfils me. Yes, I've posted this before, and I'm going to post it again. And there is nothing you can do to stop me.

Not only am I going to post this over and over and over again, but other anons, seeing the rage posting this produces, are also going to post this. Especially our newfriends. Right now, newfriends are realizing that this actually does make you angry. They realize, like I do, that you think of Sup Forums as your own private little utopia that gets ruined when the common class stumbles upon it like oblivious tourists.

Well it isn't, you pretentious fucks. This forum is open to the public. It isn't yours. You're nothing special for frequently visiting this place. No one gives a shit that you've seen this before and in fact, they laugh at your grandiose opinion of what this place is. It's just a stupid imageboard. It's not even the first. After frequently visiting Something Awful, Chris Poole consciously decided to make an English Futaba Channel without any thought of how original it might be. So basically, this entire image board is copypasta and you're just a whiny little faggot fuckwit for actually getting angry at complete strangers for failing to entertain you. Go fuck yourself. No, really. Grab a poison-tipped cactus and go fuck yourself. Then go give your mom another hug to compensate for her fat ass not getting any. It's the only way you know how to pay rent.

>>718243651
MAKE HER EAT HARDBOILED EGGS

>>718244019
It was obvious when anyone looked at those etnies.. like come on, with that alone you can guess it's not from today

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>>718243221
FPBP

>>718243174
Give her some eggs

>>718243651
Eggs.jpg

>>718243174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CEyAzu1duU

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>>718246182
I love copy pasta.

The reason I love copy pasta is because posting it makes you mad. You. Yeah, that's right. You. You're my target. Your rage fulfils me. Yes, I've posted this before, and I'm going to post it again. And there is nothing you can do to stop me.

Not only am I going to post this over and over and over again, but other anons, seeing the rage posting this produces, are also going to post this. Especially our newfriends. Right now, newfriends are realizing that this actually does make you angry. They realize, like I do, that you think of 4chan as your own private little utopia that gets ruined when the common class stumbles upon it like oblivious tourists.

Well it isn't, you pretentious fuck. This forum is open to the public. It isn't yours. You're nothing special for frequently visiting this place. No one gives a shit that you've seen this before and in fact, they laugh at your grandiose opinion of what this place is. It's just a stupid image board. It's not even the first. Chris Poole originally created this place after frequently visiting Something Awful and consciously decided to make an English Futaba Channel. So basically, this entire image board is copypasta and you're just a whiny little faggot fuckwit for actually getting angry at complete strangers for failing to entertain you. Go fuck yourself. Then go give your mom another hug to compensate for her fat ass not getting any. It's the only way you know how to pay rent.

>>718244019

what site did you use to display all the previous images?

>>718250671
Uh. This one

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>>718244927
>tfw that pic was my life all last winter when oil crashed

>>718244903
>>718243651
>>718243714

kek, we need more oldfags here

>>718244166
Are you fucking retarded??

>>718244601
>implying anyone here can actually ''troll''