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Bong here. Visiting family in Lardland. First off, American food

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Bong here. Visiting family in Lardland. First off, American food is complete "dogshit". Second, I can't believe the tipping meme is real here. I've been here maybe 2 weeks and it's absurd. I refuse to pay extra for someone doing their job as they are supposed to. My aunt ordered pizza for us this afternoon and left 45 dollars by the door for us to pay. The delivery man came to the door and declared the total to be 37.21. I gave him two twenty notes and to my dismay, he started turning away. I swear Americans are the most entitled wankers on the planet. Anyways, I stopped him right there and demanded change. I pocketed all the extra because I knew my aunt intended to pay all 45 to this cunt. Well, maybe I'll consider it a tip to me because I answered the door. Kek. Stay cucked Amerifats.
>Who else here /no tip/?
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>>718210855

other poorfags dont tip.
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>>718210855
Why are you such a massive faggot?
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>>718210855
>Claims to be from Britain
>Comes to America
>Acts like he is from Jerusalem
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>>718210855
your the type of person that everyone talk shits about here in the states, >that eurofag/foreigner that doesn't tip

kill yourself OP, but first get the fuck out of the most powerful country on the planet. The united states CUCKS your shitty eurofag/asianfag nation.
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Sage goes in every field
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>>718211298
/thread
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>>718210855
lol fuck the usa
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>>718210855
You do know that servers don't make minimum wage, right? They have to rely on tips because there's no service charge at American restaurants.
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>>718210855
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>>718211540
That's they're own fault for picking a shitty fucking job isn't it

Also ITT: poor fags with minimum wage jobs thinking they are entitled to extra money for completing a task an autistic 12 year old paraplegic could do
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>>718210855
>[other nation]'s food is complete "dogshit"
>British
Also, why is dogshit in quotes?
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>>718211540
Not entirely true. If wage + tips doesn't add up to at least minimum wage (in a given pay period), the employer is required to make up the difference.
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I'm actually an American, born and raised half White trash, and I always thought that businesses relying on customers to pay their workers is fucking ridiculous. I buy Pizza Hut very often, and not once have I given a tip except when one of them didn't even give me back change like a decent worker always should. It's not up to the customers to pay the workers wages.
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>>718212071
/thread
I've been to England and out of all the things to brag about, their food isn't one of them.
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>>718211989
This. Nobody tips checkout operators, and they get paid shitty amounts to do a fucking easy job too.
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>>718210855
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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>>718212413
>businesses relying on customers to pay their workers is fucking ridiculous

Uhm... what.
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Amerifags are fucking retarded
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>>718210855
Nice dubs
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>>718210855
Actually it's not so much the US and the low tier jobs that are the problem. It's broke cunts like you who are the problem. No one else complains about it. Please excuse us in America for not losing our minds over a few extra bucks.
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>>718210855

>Britbong
>complaining about American food

British cuisine is not exactly a world favorite, mate. It's actually shit.
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>>718210855
i seem to be one of the vastly outnumbered americans who think tipping is silly and refuse to participate in it. i think it's funny when i go to a resaurant and the waiter/waitress is so nice and friendly during the course of the meal, but once i hand over the check and they see i'm not tipping, they drop all of the fake enthusiasm and give me dirty looks. all of them are phonies.
>you're cheap
yeah, i am. so what? why the fuck would i pay more when i don't have to, and why should i give a shit about your condescending opinions? if you tip you're either giving into peer pressure like pussy, or you're brain-dead enough not to question societal programming.
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>>718212696
Shit, sorry, you know what I meant.
Even if you don't I'm too tired to retype it.
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>>718212859
I complain about it. why the fuck does some bar cunt deserve an extra dollar for opening a fucking bottle of beer? it's their job
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>>718212906
you must have a great social life.
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>>718210855
>>718212864

For having such an old culture, British food really is shit. Doesn't even make the "list" when you talk about the great world cuisines such as Chinese, French, and Italian.

Not to mention America has contributed more to global food culture than Britain ever has. Quite pathetic really.
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>>718212496
i'd say both countries are equally bland in food options that aren't foreign
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>>718212998
Because they for the most part earn less than minimum wage. Therefore the products cost less, so it's made up for with tipping the server. You honestly sound like a Jew.
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>>718212998
>>718211540
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>>718211540
so the only person who wins really is the owner? don't pay staff, take income from customers and get them to subsidise shit wage for staff too

I mean it's genius and the real truth behind how everything in USA works anyway
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>>718212906
You must actually have autism.
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>>718213078
whats a traditional yank dish the world loves??

please enlighten us oh master chef
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Its pretty obvious this is the same retard that always make this bait thread with the same exact image.

This has been argued about hundreds of times.
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>>718213377
its not like mcdonalds is in every country or something
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>>718213078
Umm, baked beans on toast? The greatest fast meal of all time?

You're nothing more than a piece of dog shit. Fuck you.
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>>718213377
Chicken and waffles
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>>718213409
how is subsidising peoples wages not socialism? yet burgers say they're so against paying for other people to have healthcare etc via tax?
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>>718213568
>>718213456
>good food
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>>718213568
where in the world do lots of people eat this but USA?
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>>718213078
one word: VEGEMITE
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>>718213638
why should i have to pay for the healthcare of fat whales that don't care about their bodies?


>>718213684
hamburgers
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>>718211298
Tipping isn't a thing here in the uk since we don't get shit wages. That's why asking for extra on top seems stupid and entitled to us.
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Here Here!! I'm with that faggot englishman on the tipping. You want a tip? EARN IT NIGGA!

#fuckatip
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Too many niggers ITT not paying for food with debit. No cash, don't have to worry about getting your change back.
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>>718213731
Mam sheeeeeit u a raciss
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>>718213989
don't want to tip? go get the pizza yourself and put wear on your vehicle and use your gas and spend your time instead of sitting at home touching yourself while waiting for food to be brought to you by another human being.
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>>718214157
we just cook, unlike you lazy lot
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>>718213377
Whatever shit they're serving right now in NY is traditional, or innovative. Restaurants here are always coming up with new and strange combinations, it's reflected in our media. New York has historically been a city of migrants largely due to Ellis Island, so these migrants brought their own food culture with them (Russian, German, Italian) and consequently they became the modern recipes derived from previous dishes. I don't think burgers were even American, it was originally german in origin. American pizza was alienated from classic pizza found in Italy, but that doesn't mean the two food cultures didn't mingle to some greater or lesser degree. Have you actually tried some of our food? There's bound to be some things that would surprise you, even if it's not foie-gras served like a tiny ass sushi roll for your european ass.
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>>718214245
yes im sure you make pizza and chicken wings at home lol
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>>718210855
Probably copypasta but I hope people realize like bartending, people don't choose that job for the minimum wage. Yes something extra is expected unless someone on their end fucked up.
>wear and tear on car driving all day
>insurance rates go up because you're a delivery driver and will have more mileage
>cant afford repairs
>now have no job and no car
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>>718210855
Hmm. Hope some redneck shoots your prissy ass.
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>>718214245
That's admittedly becoming increasingly scarce. People don't want to cook as much as they used to, people don't always know how to cook, and if they do, not by much.
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>>718213456
it's not like hamburgers are american
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>>718214761
why wouldnt he? simple dishes
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During the 1930s we had a prohibition where alcohol was banned. With the removal of alcohol restaurants started losing money so they couldn't keep employees. Employee pay went down. They started "selling" alcohol under the counter and in order to get the waiter to get you it, you had to "tip" money. The purpose of the tip was to give money to the waiter and to pay for the illegal goods.

Sadly, this never went away and businesses found ways to pay waiters less. They arn't mandatory recipients of minimum wage laws.

It's fucked up, but its how it works here.
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>>718214780
>insurance rates go up because you're a delivery driver and will have more mileage

lets just be honest, who is honest to insurance providers here?
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>>718214157
>accepts job as delivery person
>wants extra to actually deliver

Why not do the job you were hired to do?
how hard is it with a GPS on your phone to drive somewhere these days? a fucking one eyed monkey could walk up to your door and hand you a pizza and a receipt to sign.
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>>718214761
once again proving yanks eat like shit
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>>718214780
if it's truly "expected" then it shouldn't be optional and the extra income required should be factored into the prices of the food and drink items
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>Waaa my car :'^(
Shut the fuck up and choose a better job you whiney cunt. Nobody forced you to be a delivery boy. Making poor life decisions has consequences and I refuse to hold your fucking hand and drag your lazy ass through life on my coattails.
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>>718215759
>arguing with someone from england
>about food

KeK'd
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>>718215518
said no uber driver ever...
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>>718214780
>people don't choose that job for the minimum wage
well they do. Thats not debatable. They all signed contracts admitting exactly this
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>>718210855
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>>718
it is voluntary.
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>>718210855
>bong complains about burger food
you both have no food
>mfw schnitzel masterrace
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>>718214780
>>now have no job and no car
>no skills other than driving

shouldve went to trade school instead nigga. You wouldnt be begging like a bitch.
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>>718215724
often times you have to do everything in the store

learn what you are talking about

or they signed up to be drivers so they could get tips
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From what I've seen the same food in the UK costs more than the US, now I can only guess that the UK includes the extra money needed to pay the staff,
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>>718216254
That looks soooo good.
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>>718216440
disagree
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>>718216501
Thank you for that image.I need it.
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>>718216440
I agree. You tip when you go to the restaurant.
But fuck that piece of shit delivery guy.
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>>718216440
Yeah, nah. I'm not going to advertise this shit because I know the self-entitled restaurant staff will spit in my food like spoilt brats.
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>>718217058
But he basically does the same job, only that he has a longer trip to deliver the food to you
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>>718210855
I'm a delivery boy and I would spit in your fucking food next time I came op. I know you just trying to be funny but the entitlement on your end is fucking ridiculous. I'm using MY gas and MY car, and coming out on dangerous fucking roads to bring food to your doorstep and you can't even leave a fucking courtesy?
Fucking limeheaded cunt, if anyone gives me less than 5$ I take the food back and tell them to pick it up and my boss agrees
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>>718216440
Why say it in advance? It apperently implies, that the service changes based on the tip? But it also says that paying a tip is the default. So what is it?
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>>718217723
>entitlement
oh the irony
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I don't make a lot of money but I tip well for good service anyway. Why? Because it promotes good service and because it makes me feel good to spread the wealth. I don't like feeling like a cheap piece of shit.

If the service sucks that's another story.
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>>718217723
Get a better job. It's not the customers fault your boss is a stuck up piece of shit who won't pay you enough.
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>>718210855
>ITT no one who's ever had a tip job
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>>718217847
Yeah, I AM entitled to the extra couple dollars. Obviously it's not right that restaurants work that way, but knowing it is, you can't accommodate and part with fucking 3 dollars at the least? That's the most selfish faggot bullshit there is. I tip the kid that pumps my gas, I tip when I pick up food, I tip my garbage men, because I'm not a selfish fucking Jew. And I only make like 50-60 a day after beating the shit out of my car.
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>>718217852
Thing is, most idiots itt and in general argue, that you have to tip no matter what. You just have to pay them as if you employed them. I only tip as a bonus, as a thank you for good service
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>>718218020
Okay I'll just go down to the job store and pick one that pays good, good idea
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>>718218207
It is more selfish to be unable to negotiate for a proper pay with your boss and then go on to beg for money from strangers and feeling completely entitled to the extra dollars.
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>>718218273
Yeah could u pick up my engineering job for me, don't worry I already paid for it with a college education.
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>>718218273
Well for a gastronomy job in the U.S., it is actually that easy
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Maybe op would understand if he ever had to drive up windy shitty back roads in the snow in an old stick shift beater for 20 minutes, getting in and out walking up the road looking at mailboxes for 10 more in the freezing cold because nobody put the number on it, then walking up shitty icy driveways and waiting out in the 5 degree weather for someone to give them NOTHING, all for 6 dollars an hour. Then you get back and you forgot the egg roll so you have to go back, now you used 4.50 in gas to make 6 dollars, then you have to go back and mop and take out garbage.

All this so you didn't have to get in your fucking car and pick it up yourself like an adult. I believe that waiters shouldn't be tipped. But if you're requesting someone bring food to your house, you better have a little extra because youRe just abusing it if not.
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>>718218642
Not sure if you're being a cunt but I'm in college too
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The problem with tipping is that your pay security is practically non existent. You're relying upon the customer to dictate whether you'll be payed enough, rather than having a fixed rate provided by your boss.
I don't give a crap if someone isn't being paid enough, I will still not give them a tip because it is not my fault they picked a really shitty job and it is not my fault their boss is an asshole who won't pay them properly.
Call me self entitled, but if you don't like it - maybe you shouldn't have chosen a job with borderline illegally low pay.
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Tipping is bullshit, we all know that. It's logical.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_vivC7c_1k
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>>718213771
You mean Marmite faggot?
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5,6,7,8

ITT we take the b8
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>>718211540

There's no service charge in UK restaurants either and they're paid above the minimum wage. Stop treating them like shit rather than expecting us to pay extra.
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>>718221971
LOL correct.

OP here. Everyone who fell for this turn 360 degrees and do the dinosaur. You're all newfags.
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>>718211989
This.
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An army of NEET complaining about people not tipping.

>kek
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>>718210855
jeez, did they brain wash you in europe?
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