Hey /b/. I'm working on an RPG and everything in it are

>>718204289
First of all wtf is that character

>>718204289
Self-bump.

>>718204521
It's a living brick with mushrooms as legs, remotes as hands and the head of moot.

No one?

>>718204564
shit sucks

A magical horse dildo

>>718204289

Rolling for property buying and house owning mechanic.

>>718205400
winner

A super secret item that is just a picket sign that says nigger

>>718205574
Rolling for this

A dragon who's able to control time. He is either the bbeg or the warrior for the bbeg. He gets defeated when the character gives up and tries to reload the autosave from before he entered the boss room.

>>718204289
>A dragon who's able to control time. He is either the bbeg or the warrior for the bbeg. He gets defeated when the character gives up and tries to reload the autosave from before he entered the boss room.
Reroll

>>718204289
>>>718204289
>>A dragon who's able to control time. He is either the bbeg or the warrior for the bbeg. He gets defeated when the character gives up and tries to reload the autosave from before he entered the boss room.
>Reroll
And again.

the final boss should be multi-stage

characters main ability is to shoot spunk out of his remote hands

>>718206455
win

Naked main character

>>718206694
This

>>718204289
Adolf Hitler Easter egg

Add Donald Trump with a special that allows him to build walls around himself and when ever he kills someone he says you're fired or get deported

>>718206694
How about a naked male character with shit always on his ass

>>718206694
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>>718206872
don't we already have a main character?

>>718206798
Rolling.

>>718206918
What if you can choose what your main character is

>>718206918
Well the current main character sucks.

>>718206827
Roll for this

>>718206999
wasted get

>>718206999
Trips of truth. Yeah change the main character to a penis with a smegma special attack

>>718206999
trips of truth, rolling for naked moot main character

Rolling for a big black dick as a sprite.

>>718207070
rawls for lulz

>>718207098
Damn it.

Add a secret cave where it says "4chan 4 lyf"

>>718206966
So, Hitler Easter egg ftw?

>>718207166
YES I GOT IT
BTW whats the game gonna be called?

Make the final boss a really stinky man, you have to defeat in less than 5 turns or you pass out due to holding your breath from the smell.

also make all companions cats.

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>>718207070
rollerino

rolling for naked ned as the main character replacement

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>>718207471

make the game in 3d

Faygo is a healing item. Different flavors heal different amounts. Red Pop is the phoenix down equivalent.

There's a side quest where the goal is to help a friend of the party seduce her hot mom. You can screw it up by seducing her instead. In fact, it's really hard to NOT seduce her.

Make the main characters love interest/relationship partner either a gigantic hand or a big rubber dildo. Programmers choice.

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>>718207070
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>>718207495
I give up

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One of the mid-range weapons for the main character is a gun that shoots Froot Loops. No one is sure why it works.

A hidden place that is literally just giving the finger to the player

>>718208002
Reroll

>>718208002
Ima reroll two more times

Anything with Bdsm and make it as hd as possible

>>718208002
One more reroll

after killing moot, the main character should sing 'now we got bad blood"

>>718208002
Last reroll

Bdsm anything

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Scout badges are a collectible in the game, gained by doing incredibly boring and repetitive side quests. They boost your stats by a tiny, tiny, ass-frickin'-tiny amount each.
These badges should include Lawn Maintenance, Milf Appreciation, Dilf Appreciation, Giving The Scoutmaster Ten Bucks, Advanced Pothole Repair, Knot Tying, The Other Kind of Knot Tying, Animal Husbandry, Animal Wifery, and Possession of a Bucket.

Bdsm

a 30 cm dildo as a master level weapon

>>718208263
Rerolling.

>>718208284
Dubs /b/ros

>>718208263
best idea here. roll

Theresa May, wearing leather, chained to a spinning rack.

>>718208263
Make one of the badges "Biggest faggot in universe"

>>718208299
GET,

Also - Poutine. Heals the character and gives whoever downs it additional strength for a few rounds.

A black female character named negramantis.

>>718208263
>>718208373
Additional badges:
Buttlord Supreme, Buttlord Supreme with Cheese, Licker of Doorknobs, Interior Decorator, Interior Desecrator, and The Special Badge for Urethral Expertise.

>>718208263
>>718208373
Im gonna roooll

add pink guy

>>718208373
Im gona roll fer meself

>>718208779
I'll roll for that

>>718208779
>>718208782
Reroll

>>718204289
Penis sword. Hilt is made of balle

>>718208978
Balls* also reroll

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Rolling for a ncp called the milkman but if you get him something (a mini cow or something like that) he will be your ally
And he attack enemies by throwing molotov milkbottles (a molotov cocktail but a milkbottle unstead of regular glass bottle) and other milk related attacks

A giant gaping asshole that you throw at people

>>718208263
>>718208574
>>718208373
These.

Fuck it, I'm going to roll for a jojo reference (maybe a character)

>>718209009
roll

A black man with an afro and a suit that blocks enemies

A mini Hitler that makes enemies suffocate then they burn

Rolling for a ncp called the pussy destroyer

>>718204289
Base it all off a song of ice and fire

>>718209140
Roll for this

>>718208373
I want the way to get the badge set to "Fail everything even your birth"

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>>718206999
>>718207166
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>>718209233
Checked
Add them op

inori yuzuriha

A massive trading sequence quest which runs the whole game and is quite difficult.

If you complete it, the item you get locks you out of the final dungeon/boss room.

>>718204289
I would request an NPC merchant by the name of DuckFuck McCuckSuck that sells nothing but hand towelettes. These towelettes serve no purpose, save wasting the player's funds.

A fedora that you put on that makes all enemies run away from you

>>718209078
I'm rollin'

>>718209239
roll

>>718209273
Dammit rolliner

Sinners Satchel - A legendary bag that stores the souls of the slain inside. Opening the bag releases them, causing either a large chunk of damage or an environmental effect.

>>718209384
rolling

>>718209239
Ill roll

An autistic penis. It doesn't do anything

Add big penis whipping
the player

>>718209534
i am roll for

>>718207974
rolling for this

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Rolling for a 2% chance of being sexual assaulted by the guy in the pic

>>718208002
also roll

>>718209694
I wanna roll

A ballsack that you slap people with it

>>718208263
this

put in child-rape microtransactions

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Rollling for this m&m being a secret mini boss

>>718209381
Rolling Stones

>>718209860
roll

>>718209694
Roll

Item: a retarded autistic bipolar niglet that shoots chicken nuggets and occasionally steals something

>>718209860
Roll

>>718209860
Can someone explain why that is a meme?
Also rolling

>>718204289
You get fucked in the ass every 2 minutes of playtime.

add a dildo chair, and if you sit on it your character model turns gay

>>718210135
roll

>>718210187
rell

Make it to where every npc is a jew

A pencil sharpener

Your mothers lifeless decapitated head

>>718204289
Piss bottle guy here. Have a jet-pack powered by filled piss bottles. Activating it makes it so that you dodge two of the opponents next attacks. You can activate it if: you have three piss bottles or more (it increases the turns you dodge the more piss bottles you use). You can only activate the power twice per battle.

Dildo of destruction(sword) shoots white fluid when enemy gets hit

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Add hank hill to the game as a boss but he's green

>>718210454
Reroll

>>718210456
roll

>>718210454
roll

A naked nigger with a big dick

Prostitutes, who you pay with limbs of your dead enemies.

Huge Jew boss that fires cash out of his nose, and as his best attack, he fills the boss room with gas.

>>718210746
I roll and if I get dubs he has a medium sized dick

>>718209860
roll

>>718209860
Rolllo

>>718208263
Roll

>>718211055
conglaturations

>>718209315


rollerino

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Just keeping you up to date OP. Good luck.

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