>Be at a party >Alicia is drunk >Let's me take

>>718192319
it depends on how hot she is

yes because she has those soft shits, and alcohol makes soft shits worse, so it would have been downhill from there

>>718192319
I would have done that also.

Alicia is a cutie (if that's her in pic). Yo man everybody shits. Get over it...You missed out on some puss you ladyboy

>>718192319
hell yeah you did the right thing. thats fucking disgusting

>>718192319
you made the right choice, if you only fuck women who don't ever fart or shit. Of course, there is no such thing ...

>>718192319
Yea man... forget those women that take shits. You find yourself a nice wholesome, non-shitting woman.

>>718192499
This anon is right. Grow the fuck up, OP.

>>718192319

>not licking her shits off the bowl before you flush
>not crying when she flirts with you

You don't belong here, you stupid normie trash. Get the fuck out.

>>718192499
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I prefer to live in the illusion where they don't fart or shit. Every girlfriend I've ever had, I never forgot each instance I heard them fart or smelled the bathroom. It honestly made me less attracted to them permanently

>>718192319
Women have only been shitting since 1955.Thats a fact matey

>>718192499
Top kek

>>718192630
>>718192608
>>718192575
>>718192448
>>718192439


You guys are all gay. It's not like Alicia shit on her self...God forbid a human being deficate..Your gonna give up some free puss because you smelt some shit? Op I'm pretty sure you farted and it smelled way worse. Don't be a fag...Next time you see Alicia dive in that muff

>>718192750
I could have pretended if was her dog that farted (yes that is a stretch) and convinced myself that were the case... but the fact I saw stains where the turd hit against the toilet when being flushed down is what did it for me. Plus I could still smell the shit she just took.

>>718192319

Kind sir, I would marry her on the spot. Don't let that gem go to waste

>>718192829
I'm afraid to have sex with her and my balls or something would touch her ass where shit is still there or smell is lingering

>>718192876
PUSSYYYYY

Post pics of Alicia and her address and then kill yourself, FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>718192876
You're never going to get married, OP.

>>718192829
She probably doesn't wipe.

Now that i think about it my gf never farted wow weird

>>718192319
Copypasta, same thread and pic have been posted before

What about having doggystyle with a girl and you instantly smell poop? Nothing worse.

Pretend Alicia own brand is.. well your own. Own that nasty nasty fart smell. Smells good man.

>>718192319
If that's not Alicia post pic you took of crotch

Did a good thing for that night, she's drunk and to the point of drunken diarrhea. Get her next time before she is that drunk.

Copypasta or not, I can so relate to OP

>>718192973
OP here, no i posted it earlier. yes it has bothered me THAT bad

>>718192984
this this this (OP here)

or worse imagine see shit near her ass

>>718192829
Go back to school, you illiterate fuck.

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>>718192319
If you did not want to have sex with her, then yes, you did the right thing. But girls shit and fart, too. Get over it. Hold on, lemme attach a reminder...

>>718192920
Don't worry about that, you can't touch her ass with nonexistent balls.

>>718193141
Fight me pussboy

You did the right thing. What kind of person shits at a party anyways, especially if it was a house party? Disgusting...unless she was hot,them you fucked up. If she was at least a genuine 8/10 she could shit in my shoes for all i care, as long as she was putting out. I'd wear those shit filed shoes home in the morning.

>>718192319
Somebody please x-ray this. Dear God....hnggggggggh!

>>718192319
pics of her so we can judge u being a fag or not

Don't fuck that night, because she was shitting drunk. Just leads to sex where you're always worried somethings about to come out what you went in. Nothings ever good when it starts to return fire, my friend. But yeah fuck her the next day, with a little less drunk her. Avoid the stink dick comrade.

>>718193207
Kek

>>718192608
They are called dudes. And they fart and shit right in your face. Don't lie, anon, you love it!

>>718192319
ROLL

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>>718193068
I'll assume you're telling the truth, not like it matters haha.

If I were you I'd still have plowed her but I'm a beta fag who never gets women to look at him twice so I'll take any chance I can get.

>>718192319
should have kept some of the shit stain in a doggy bag for later, otherwise yeah you did gud

>>718193301
OP here good advice. Just thought I could have had shower sex, let her get in 10-15 mins before me and then join. But still. I can't even fucking get the image of the brown turd stain in her toilet.

>>718193141
Hey Dumbass, understand that sarcasm is not illiteracy, it's autism.

>>718192319
How did the topic of you photographing her crotch come up?

>>718193356
ROLLLL

>>718193262
http://youtu.be/gjwofYhUJEM

Any questions?

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>>718193215
>>718193502

>>718193454
Just imagine her dog walked in the bathroom before her and busted ass...Then she got a little hungry and tried to eat her fun sized snicker that was melting in her pocket all night...But she accidentally dropped it in the toilet bowl...

>>718192319
I stopped being baffled by people on this board a long time ago but you got me dear anon. All girls fart and take a shit, if you are looking for one who doesnt, you are gona be a virgin for the rest of your life.

>>718192971
She farted on my balls once. Because I asked her to.

>>718193270
Agreed with this some anon please x ray

>>718193503
Yeah...what anon said, which translates to "Pics or it didn't happen."

Agreed. OP went full dumbass. I'd have licked her asshole before I fucked her.

>>718193796
TOLLL

>>718193709

Hey I have a suggestion. Do it yourself faggot! Or kill yourself, that works too.

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>>718192703

>>718193667
I might ask her

>>718192319
Today OP learned that shit stinks no matter who it's from and that as always OP is a faggot.

>>718192984
I'm pretty sure getting your dick chopped off in a helicopter accident might be worse.

>>718192319
Yes. Anyone who can't check to make sure their shit was swallowed by the toilet is nasty af.

>>718193953
>getting dick chopped off
>accident
Choose one, faggot.

>>718192319
Everybody shits you retard. Following your logic, you'd bail on every girl you meet. Do you think all the other hot bitches didn't take just take a huge dump right before or during the party just because you weren't aware of it?

>>718193654
Just wanna point out something obvious. Most girls go through great lengths to pretend like they don't have an asshole. If you are dating a girl and she keeps up the charade, by pooping when you are not around and only farting when she can't help it, then she isn't comfortable with her body and will tend to be reservd sexually. That's why I make a point of watching a German Scheisse film by our third date, bringing out a tarp, and saying "Did that masterpiece we just enjoyed together give you any ideas?" Seriously, I dated a girl who had to be in another state before she could take a dump. Surprise...she wouldn't let me put it in her ass. My wife announces when she has to shit, and she's my anal whore. Nota bene, OP.

If that's her in the pic I would have tongue punched her unwashed fat box. It's only smellz.

>>718194196
>unwashed fat box

>>718193877
Do it man...feels great! (man)

>>718192319
If she's as hot as the girl in the pic, or hotter, then you missed out, op.

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>>718192703
This

>>718193203
Pregnancy wrecked that bitch lol.

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>>718194941
PROPANE

>>718194941
PROPANE

>>718194941
PROPANE

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>>718192319
I'll tell you another story to make you think:

>get hot girl
>remain cringe as fuck
>get high one day
>she is sitting on a couch, next to the window, watching TV
>I stick my head outside the window to get some fresh air, somehow think I'm not in the room anymore and release a long held fart (first time in her presence)
>realize what I've done and run away to the kitchen
>an hour later she is sitting on a chair in a frog position
>I kneel in front of her, talking something
>she farts right in my face, says nothing
>I pretend nothing happened
>break up with her few days after

So my friend, your Alice was clearly sending signals to repulse you. She just wanted to boost her ego by letting you fap to her pic but didn't want you to get any closer. You didn't right, there was no hope.

>>718194149
Not OP but this was exactly my point. My ex didnt have any problem farting or taking a shit in front of me(She was in to anal aswell). Its a completely natural thing, dont get why people are so afraid

>>718192319
Repost. Sage

>>718194941

I have not posted on /b/ in over 5 years, but PROPANE

>>718197549
I posted this last night, you saw my previous post faggot

>>718199056
You were a faggot last night and you're still a faggot this morning, anon.

You turned down pussy because you couldn't stop thinking about manly shit.

I farted in Melissa.'s bed and pretended I was asleep. we fuckt again so i think im good

>>718192319
Tongue punch in the fart box?

>>718199579
k

Should have stuck your dick in her ass to teach her a lesson for being so rude

>>718192319
Sauce?

>>718193203
More of the shitting broodmare??

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>>718195795
>somehow think I'm not in the room anymore
What grade of autism is this

>>718192319
why do women have soft shits? like ive never left skidmarks on the toilet bowl

>>718194941
PROPANE

>>718201763
women eat more fatty food and metabolize things differently

>>718194941
Was gonna upgrade to a Surfacebook, anyway. Fuck you, Hank Hill!

>>718192319
>Not cleaning the shit stains with your tongue while furiously jacking off.
faggot

>>718192319
You absolutely did the right thing.

Story time:

>Be 22
>In a relationship with extremely cool girl
>She turns me onto MBV, weed, and literature
>She's funny
>Cute but not so hot that I'm worried
>Parents love her
>Her parents love me
>She's bi and a threesome is more than likely under the right circumstances
>I can do whatever I want, whenever I want
>She never complains or bitches
>Fucking her from behind one day
>Grabbin hold the buttcheeks and spread em
>wtf is that?
>Tiny little brownish piece of toilet paper in her butt
>Oh God no
>Complete
>Immediately start giving her the cold shoulder
>Dump her 3 days later because I realize I have seen too much

If anyone is triggered by this story, I had numerous terrible relationships after hers and a decade later am aware that I will likely die alone.

I regret nothing.

>>718204575
>>wtf is that?
>>Tiny little brownish piece of toilet paper in her butt
>>Oh God no
>>Complete
>>Immediately start giving her the cold shoulder
>>Dump her 3 days later because I realize I have seen too much


Oh, no! Women shit! Whatever shall I do!?

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one

>>718205304
>Oh, no! Women shit! Whatever shall I do!?

this just screams white knight fedora faggot. obviously you've never been with a girl.

If she was the right one, then you'd still be turned on by her even if you were grossed out by her farts and shit.

If you were into her farts and shit, then she would REALLY be the one.

I've dated my girlfriend for 2 years, i shove her face in my ass and fart constantly.
I'll ask her if my asshole looks weird and just let one rip. I'll fart and then pull the blanket over her and just laugh.

But as soon as she farts, oh my god is it 1000x worse smelling then mine, its so bad and repulsive. She can put my farts to shame and oh my i get so mad.

>>718204575
Why didn't you just pick it off? That's what I'd have done.. Hell, I've offered the shave a bit off hair off of my exes asshole before and she wasn't offended. She actually let me shave her asshole a lot after that.

>>718192319
Be a man I will fuck her stinky shitty ass like a boss if you ask me don´t be a fagg .

>>718205860
The guy who takes no issue with female bodily functions is the one who's never been with a girl?

Nice projecting there, buddy.