Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>718176146 The rules

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still here

>>718183143
sounds good, can you just sell wherever? I think you need to reserve a booth here or spot to sell

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>>718182822
BUT Y THO
>Impersonate
ALSO Y
>Find where I live
That's just where I work!

>>718182826
L-Lewd!
>I'd like to hear more thoughts!

>>718182874
Nope.

Are you saying Anya wouldn't say yes to a Strawberry Ring Pop proposal, in the middle of a sunny strawberry field, as I call her over to look at a "large strawberry" only for it to have said ring pop on it, where I then kneel down and propose?

>>718182915
That job is exactly why I'm up! Same job, at it right now!

>>718182966
>Anya
>Sharing
It's not gunna happen yo, just warning you.

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>>718183040
I didn't even get?
What do you mean missed me before? Isn't this your first reply since i replied?
What's wrong?
>>718183050
No I'm just curious what you mean
Because if I remember correctly catching a knuckle sandwich is different from bdsm

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>>718182766
Because you are one.
> i would very much enjoy that
There's the proof~.

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Claim

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>>718182966

What the fuck am I reading?
Get a room, you fucking retard cunts. You want to fuck Makoto while he is fucked by another guy? You fucking cuck loving dick. Go and pay shota boys to suck your dick, you disgusting pig.

>>718183287
I meant a chicken sandwich, I'm hungry :o

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here

>>718176711
>>718183038

>>718183340
>>718183376

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>>718183283
Nigga I didn't know that before. Now i know. This was when I first started here. Remember? I thought impersonating you would be funny.

>>718183376
Woah is shinoa here?

>>718183040
4s? Is there a reason for that?

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>>718183283
I thought you said today is a free day?
Perhaps I am the one who needs sleep
>>718183356
Oh? I am pretty sure you said knuckle sandwich
But okay, then go make one dummy

>>718183514
I don't know, that message was posted 2 hours ago in a different thread

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>>718183283
Yes but if Anya loves you then she would do anything for you. I know how much you'd like to be "shared"

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I'm going to make food people
back in a sec

>>718183556
must have been a typo :o

I only have ham and cheese ._.

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>>718183372
Most are, that's why I try to tell them to be talkative, awesome that you aren't though.

How are you liking it?
>>718183514
Just always have liked it, looks cool to me.

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>>718183282
There are specifics time when the the swap meet takes place, specifically in the evening and morning.
I rented a pretty small space so as not to spend too much money, I got what I hopped though, which was just a nice return.
I'm also starting work tomorrow, I hope things get better from there.

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>>718183283
Kek'd at that way harder than I should have

>>718183604
wew, that's some new level of getting hit on

>>718183615
what are you making? :o

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My waifu! ^_^

>>718183689
Who's that?

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>>718183514
Oh ya, I remember you trying it that one night as I kek'd.

>>718183556
Nah, it's a free day to sleep. I still got one more day till my days off.
RIP

>>718183604
Sorry Cutie, but that's only if I'm not taken!

>>718183660
>Tfw I'm completely serious

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>>718183604

>I know how much you would like to be shared

I bet you are sweating and masturbating while you are writing with one hand.
You are a fucking disgrace to this world.
You are probably fingering your ass when you fap, aswell, then you end up licking it.
Filthy ass stain of shit.

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>>718183619
nice meme

what's wrong with a ham and cheese sandwich?
>>718183633
now you did miss me>>718183287
first reply

>>718183637
oh yeah I remember you telling me, where are you working again?

and is lain just gonna be at home?

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>>718183755
Why are you thinking of other men fingering themselves?

>>718183758
nothing, just in the mood for chicken is all :o

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>>718183287
Oh never mind that.

I didn't see you claim, and also I was on the thread before that one.
Just had less sleep lately, but I don't mind it but I do make some mistakes while like this.
>>718183758
Nope. ^

>>718183619
I'll give you a meat sandwich, if you know what i mean

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>>718183337
well im not a pervert if i only admit it to you

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>>718183755
Wait, hold the fuck on.
How am I doing this?
Do I have three arms?
And why do you fantasize about effeminate males fingering themselves?

>>718183890
ooh thanks im rly hungry and mommy hasn't made lunch yet.
what kind of meat? mommy says i cant eat balogna.

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>>718183841
Not sure what time it is for you, are the stores still open?
>>718183845
You have no obligation to talk to me, you didn't know me
I guess we meet now but that would be lying, sort of
Anyway I just want to have fun so I pretty much talk to whoever seems ineresting

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>>718183770
Just a cashier job. It's steady income and cleaner than dumpster diving.
Lain will have to stay at home sadly, yes, that's fine though she has her food, graciously provided by my uncle of course, since he has a dog as well.

>>718183991
Why not?

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I'll claim all 9

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>>718183662
I'm making spaghetti...
Whenever I'm alone I make easy food it's so boring to make food for one person -_-*

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>>718183751
Ya. Ages ago. Regardless now you know. I saved those images to try to figure it out if the thread died. And then later I thought, why the Fuck not? I already got like 5 images, why not more? Lets see How far I can impersonate you for a challenge.

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>>718183991

I'm not fantasizing about anything. I just make obvious that you are a disgusting faggot who nobody loves but you want desperately to fuck someone.
Except nobody would let someone as pathetic as you fuck them.

>>718184056
it's 6am ;-;
>>718184113
as I said, things should hopefully start getting better and easier to support you and lain

I'll always be available to help in any way I can in the future

>>718184036
It's a special type of meat, it's called "the d"
It's really nice

>>718184179
I only know how to make cereal -_-

are you gonna use meatballs? :o

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>>718184208
I have a girlfriend though.

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>>718184056
Well, I didn't but seeing how people get to know each other from that, I figured why not.
Going back to my first question, are you new here?
>>718184179
Also here's my reply > >>718183633

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>>718183751
that makes it even worse!

And when you two are lonely I'm sure you'd suck on that strawberry pop together

>>718184269
mommy said "the d" is against the bible and it is not halal so i cannot eat ;o;

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>>718183960
Oh yes you are~. There's no need to be shy about it, when you're with me you can let it all out. Because you're my little perv.

>>718184349
Aw, well that's bad
Sometimes mommys and daddys lie though, and it can't hurt anyone if you don't tell them :o

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>>718184236
Why aren't you sleeping?
>>718184318
That's why I messaged you first, you seem busy enough handling all the attention you get so I don't blame you for not noticing me
I am not but I very rarely post

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>>718184363
thats a bit embarrassing though

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>>718184183
I am wondering how far you'd get to be honest...

>>718184321
How is that worse?!

I'd rather suck her strawberry pop.

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>>718184236
I'd really rather not you do that.

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>>718183633
sorry i mised your coment :'(
its good, atleast its somthing to do xD
>>718184285
I doont know wht it is caled in english.. ground meat?

>>718184430
bishop
>>718184460
it's the weekend :o

>>718184430
but that is against bibel also god/allah sees it

>>718184502
we're already speaking english :o

and so you're using meat chunks?
>>718184492
hmm you wouldn't want me to?

I won't if you don't want that

>>718184504
Of autism

>>718184519
They can't see it if we do it inside

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>>718184504
Fair enough
Speaking of, any plans for the sunday?

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>>718184481
Me too. I mean, I could get pretty far. I got a pic of your face. Never before seen by others here.

>>718184584
still aganst biebl

>>718184640
Well most.
>ika

>>718184584
why are you posting tomoyoyo? :o
>>718184591
laundry and I need to go buy a new computer mouse

you?

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>>718184481
pfftahaha.
How long would you suck though?

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>>718184581
No, that goes against some things.

>>718184677
It's just a book
If i wrote a book about how doing it is good then would you want to do it?

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>>718184460
Ja, I see, I got carried away.

When did you ever first post on this thread?
>>718184502
It's cool.
You enjoy it then it's not a waste of time.
How much anime could you say you've watched?

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>>718184581
I'm using this thing

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>>718184640
And I yours, or did you forget?

>>718184728
As long as I could. Or rather, as long as she could hold out.

>>718184730
goes against what things?

sorry if I forgot something
>>718184760
oh that's what my mom used

I prefer having meatballs tho :o

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>>718184731
no because it is not bibel
writing books is against the bible

>>718184720
What do you mean?

>>718184862
But the bible is a book, so is the bible against itself?

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>>718184466
Maybe at first, but start out small and i'm sure you'll get used to it over time.

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>>718184815
You should suck on that strawberry pop until there's nothing left of it you undetermined faggot

>>718184908
why did you delete your post? :o

>>718184952
Because i don't know what you meant
You confuse me like always -_-

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>>718184908
no because god wrote the bibel and posting on 4chan is against the bibel so I'll have 2 repent before i go to bed

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>>718184928
Oh, who said I'd stop when she's finished? I'm going until I can't anymore! Don't worry, if I tire out first, she'll make me keep going.

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>>718184720
What happened to your old mouse?
I am quite bored not sure what to do, I feel very empty lately
>>718184740
Ja?
What langauge are you trying to speak here
err I think it was early July

>>718185000
false -_-

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>>718184915
im sure you would love the idea of that

>>718185015
Ok, i knew a kid couldn't do this game
I'll have to go ask an adult

>>718185063
But the king said i could -_-

>>718185039
it died ;-;

you should get a friend and snuggle them :o

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>>718185017
how lewd. I'll save that and show it to her.

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>>718184740
I dont know, I started in 2002-2003
>>718184860
its what I had on hand.

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>>718184815
No I have not. It's the only reason I still haven't posted it. I even stated it in an earlier thread that I haven't because you have blackmail material. Ask chara

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>>718185177
>Implying she didn't see already
>Implying she already doesn't know

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>>718185259
That's true. If I want to do something shocking I'd probably buy you a collar and her a leash.

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>>718185017
You're really in a lewd mood today, huh?

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>>718185072
The idea of you perving on me without restraint? Oh my yes i would love that very much.

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>>718185240
Why do I feel our visits are just gunna turn into who can get more blackmail material on the other?

>>718185342
>Implying I wouldn't welcome that

>>718185355
I blame you.

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>>718185039
Ja meaning yea.
Also means yes in German.
Either way you can't go wrong.

Wow, looks like it's true on how rarely you get on. Thought you were very new.
Good to meet you.
Who is your waifu?
>>718185239
Alright, I have no idea what I was doing in that time. Any you consider your favorite?
Where are you from, I'm guessing in the E.U?

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>>718185410
I think the suggestion of being shared has gotten you a little excited. Too bad it wouldn't actually happen.

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>>718185410
Nononono. No more. Please. I beg you. I cannot do this.

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>>718185410
Of couse the collar has "Anya's Pet" written on it.
The rest you two have to figure out

>>718185039
>Not knowing "ja"
GERMAN
DEUTSCH

oh, also hey there, I didn't talk to you yet, did I? Welcome to waifu

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>>718185362
well maybe if i had some kind of beverage i may be more open

>>718184142
who is the 7th

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>>718185507
Could also be a laugh but yeah... I'll just go back...

>>718185415
I'm from Norway.
my favourit myst be somthing from hayao miyazaki

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>>718183751
Whoops missed this
Oh I see, well if I remember correctly you function quite well without sleep so I am not gonna bug you about it any longer
Me on the other hand might nap later
>>718185101
How does that happen? Rage slammed your mouse?

That's easier said than done, all my friends live abroad
That statement makes me want to kms honestly
>>718185415
What's the use of saying it? I mean, I understand the meaning of it because I know German but you don't see me using random German words

I have to admit this isn't my waifu and probably why you don't know me, I usually get harassed when posting my waifu so that's why I am doing this
>>718185507
To both of those see above

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>>718185654
Ah. I guess Mami just like the sounds of some german words.

You get harassed when posting your waifu...
ah, I think I figured it out, alright, welcome back.
How was your day so far?

>>718185654
idk, it just died randomly ;-;

go visit them :o

or make new friends and snuggle them

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>>718185640
Let me bring up the new one...

>ika

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>>718185491
Not at all!

>>718185492
Really?

>>718185507
Lewd!
>But I approve

>>718185654
I can function, but my mood generally takes a hit for it.

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>>718185520
I can arrange that. I'll buy you whatever kind of "beverage" you want, my love.

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>>718185827
well i havent had too many of those sort. im sure you could recommend a few

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>>718185812
No, not really. Being evil is too much fun!

someone post the waifu truck :o

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>>718185812
Totally not.

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>>718185942
That's what I thought. I'll be recording your driving lessons, just so you know. Each and every stall~

>>718185987
No proof.

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>>718185654
What Chara said, sounds nice.
I only use that word.
There's also another that goes,"jaja" but it's the same as "haha" but in Spanish.

Huh, now you got me wondering who could it be.

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>>718185750
I see but I though foreigners always thought German was a mean and harsh sounding language

Might have been a bit too obvious but whatever, I am still upset about it
it's alright, home alone and a quiet day so far
What about yours?
>>718185753
What kind of mouse was it?
If only I had money
I am very anti social
>>718185812
Oh?
I never noticed or never took you for a cranky kind
Always seem upbeat to me

>>718185541
You mean the one being fucked?

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>>718185963
>waifu truck
her you go

>>718186055
some generic wired logitech mouse

got the mouse and keyboard for 10$

so am I :o

>>718185963
No thats cancer

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>>718184860
My own personal ideology and way I cope with my situation.
If you were to lend me money I'd feel guilty once I inevitably lose it somehow.
Life is much easier if you only have yourself to blame.

>>718186054
What I said, thought it sounded harsh to you
>jaja
I always wondered why that is

Don't worry about it, just here to make small talk

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>>718185924
I haven't had a lot myself but I have a few in mind you might like.

>>718186146
exactly why I wanted to see it :o
>>718186117
not that one! xd

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>>718185812
>I approve
Of course you do, you little bitch!
Just the thought of taking orders from her gets you excited you fagbag

>>718186055
It's my native language soooo...
no idea?

Well, I mean I can't be 100% sure, but I just think I know it. But oh well, who cares.
Quiet day sounds nice, having the same. In fact I think it's a bit too quiet. I should do something...

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>>718186030
None at all, just what I know you happen to be into.

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>>718186030
Hey you know what? New year New me! No more photos. Deal?

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>>718186187
well then you might just get what you want

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>>718186195
pout* soorry then...

>>718185802
Cross out the other one

>>718186167
life is also easier when you have people to help you get through hard times, like friends, family or loved ones

I really wouldn't care, not that I use my spare money whenever I get a job

but it's fine, can't really change your mind, but I'm also always there for you to just listen and tell you I love you whenever you'd like

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>>718186174
Forgot pic
>>718186199
I mean, you can't deny Weinachten sounds kinda harsh for how nice Christmas is

Thanks
I might nap, that's how quiet it is.
What are you thinking of doing?
>>718186145
Oh I think I might have the same one
Gonna buy the same one? I mean, it works and is cheap
Don't you have a significant other?

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>>718186195
I'll post it if you post that penis. :o

>>718186300
What other one?

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>>718186265
I'm sure it would be a good night for the both of us.

>>718186432
>>718185640

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>>718186397
You're doing more than enough right now as is.

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>>718186412
I think you just heard shitty pronounciation then. Weihnachten sounds surprisingly soft. The only hard letter in there is the t.
Of course in german you can literally bark every word and then it sounds bad too.

Not gonna nap, nope. I can't sleep anymore.
Probably just keep on lurking and chatting with some people.

>>718186412
the keyboard says K120 right here, and maybe if it's cheaper to just buy the bundle again

and sorta just an online thing right now
>>718186432
just have someone post the screenshots :o

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>>718186055
Well, it's not often I take a hit serious enough to get me like that. But generally after 48 hours, I become highly volatile, and the slightest thing can set me off. Otherwise, I'm the usual, although tired, me.

>>718186199
>Bitch
>Fagbag
The fuck you say to me you filthy disgusting wish-that-you-had-a-life but putting a hot dog up your damn hairy dingleberry-ridden asscrack-havin' drinkin' Ovaltine watching the Golden Girls lookin' uh, sticking your poopshoot at some disgusting herpes-infected viral-havin' penis-lookin' piece of nipple-clamp-lovin' butt-plug-up-the-ass-lookin' chicken-eating corn-boy?!

>>718186229
>Implications

>>718186257
Ehehehe, sure.

>>718186554
you're really making me feel better now, but I'm sure we could both do much more in the future <3

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>>718186462
this would be a more private event right?

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>>718186513
How the hell you want me to cross it out? I'm on phone. I don't have good editing software.

>>718186563
I guess you don't want it then... :^)

>>718186584
Nope, I've turned a new leaf. Just like my animal crossing game AC:NL. See? You gotta trust me.

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>>718186584
Was zum fick hast du gerade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Ich lass dich wissen, dass ich Klassenbester in den Navy Seals war und ich war in unzähligen geheimen Überfällen gegen Al-Quaeda mitwirkend und ich habe über 300 bestätigte Tötungen. Ich bin in Guerilla Taktik ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze in der ganzen US Armee. Du bist nichts anderes für mich als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit Präzision auslöschen wie Leute wie du sie noch nie zuvor gesehen haben, das verspreche ich dir verdammt. Du denkst du kommst einfach ungeschoren davon nur weil du diese Scheiße übers Internet zu mir sagst? Denk nochmal, Wixxer. Während wir reden, kontaktiere ich mein geheimes Netzwerk von Spionen in der gesamten USA und deine IP wird in just diesem Moment aufgespürt, also bereitest du dich besser auf den Sturm vor, du Made! Der Sturm welcher dein lächerlich kleines etwas, dass du Leben nennst auslöscht. Du bist verfickt nochmal tot, Kind. Ich kann überall sein, zu jeder Zeit und ich kann dich auf über siebenhundert verschiedene Arten umbringen, und dies nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Ich bin nicht nur ausführlich im waffenlosen Kampf trainiert, ich habe zusätzlich noch Zugriff auf das gesamte Waffenarsenal der United States Marine Corps und ich werde es im vollem Umfang ausnutzen um deinen miserablen Arsch vom Gesicht des Kontinents zu wischen, du kleines Stück Scheiße. Wenn du nur gewusst hättest welch unheilige Vergeltung dein kleines „schlaues“ Kommentar dir bescheren würde, vielleicht hättest du dann deine verdammte Fresse gehalten. Aber du konntest nicht und hast es nicht und jetzt zahlst du den Preis, du gottverdammter Idiot. Ich werde dich anscheißen in meiner Raserei und du wirst darin ertrinken. Du bist verfickt nochmal tot, Winzling.

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>>718186432
wtf is the waifu truck??

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>>718186557
That might be it honestly, my German professor is a Jew after all.
I always thought barking is how most Germans talked but I might be getting offensive now

Why can't you sleep anymore?
Kek, good way to waste a day
>>718186563
Is your keyboard broken though?
I guess having a spare won't hurt

Oh I must've misunderstood your other posts then
Though now I honestly am unsure who I am talking to
>>718186584
I don't think I ever conversed with you after you being up so long so I don't know I guess
Just hard for me to imagine

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>>718185625
>Norway
Sweet awesome to see that!

Well, it was very nice meeting you but I need to go now. Enjoy your time here and take care. Later.
>>718186174
It's fine.

I would talk more but I need to get going to do something, enjoy your time, take care now, hope to see whenever.

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Mine

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>>718186643
Oh of course, we wouldn't want anybody else to see. It would be just you and me.

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>>718186770
Fucking kek'd hard
>>718186793
See you sanae

>>718186756
I'm lazy ._.

I'm not your little slut that will expose myself on command

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>>718186756
Fuckin kek.

>>718186770
God dammit Chara.

>>718186786
Mmm, it's happened. Although generally, I just get more silent, things annoy me more, then I snap after a point.

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>>718186770
What the fuck did you just say to me faggot?

>>718186781
It was cringey to the fullest.

>>718186856
:o

>>718186786
you're talking to konata :o

and a spare is always fine to have

you're posting a different avatar?

>>718186937
post truck :o

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>>718186786
>barking is how germans sound
kek, no way. That's how drill sergeants speak

Since I stopped taking my meds I'm an insmoniac again. 6 hours sleep, 20-22 hours awake no problem

>>718186851
copyright by me...
I have some more

>>718186891
your copypaste is not long enough sweetheart

>>718186937
I said the following:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>718186846
and we could do anything we wanted?

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>>718186793
cya!

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>>718186557
I feel like people imagine German being really harsh-sounding because of Nazi stereotypes and stuff. From what I remember it sounds super pleasant sometimes.

>>718186584
I mean, I could just find that list...

>>718186770
Did I just read a German Navy Seal copypasta?

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>>718186937
I want to see the cringe!

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>>718186891
So you believe me right? Right?

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>>718186937
>>718186971
Here

Not that i had it saved or anything -_-

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>>718186971
>>718187053
I actually don't have it.

>>718186987
I know You said that. That's why I said that.

>>718187101
false -_-

but I want to see that truck now :o
>>718187148
.-.

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>>718187101
Fucking Kek!

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>>718186770
What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

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>>718187195
This truck?

>>718187250
it hurts so good :o

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>>718186945
I thought Slacho for a second, I thought you had a bf
No some pics don't show her tats, different artist I guess
>>718186987
Perhaps I only met drill sergeants in Berlin then

Oh, what meds? Why did you stop taking them
I might sound like an ass but that sounds great to me, sleeping is such a waste of time