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FREEZER FUCKER! TELL ME ABOUT YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS, AND HOW

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FREEZER FUCKER! TELL ME ABOUT YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS, AND HOW YOU PLAN TO ACHIEVE THEM!
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No.
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Fuck you caught me!

Someday when i grow up i wanna fuck a brand new side by side samsung with the tv on it.
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>>718170858
I want to achieve straight A's during my next semester and get on the dean's list.
I'm gonna study hard and put all my effort into it and let nothing hold me back.
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>>718171348
Good, I hope you're serious.
What grades do you usually make?
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>>718170858
Get shot because I don't have and dreams or hopes.
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>>718170858
i plan on going to trade school for welding. then hopefully get into underwater welding. make bank, live happy then an hero on my 49th birthday
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>>718171882
specifically 49th?
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>>718170858
I'm going to get my post to end with a 7
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IMA MAKE A NIGGA SPELL ICUP
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I plan to lose my virginity before the age of 20
Am 17
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>>718171937
yes sir, fuck being 50
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>>718170858
* Work as little as possible

* Make enough money to pay my bills and low living expenses

* Keep interaction with people to a bare minimum, workplace included.

How to: Find a shit part-time job no one wants to do so people avoid me for status reasons.
Janitor or fork lift operator or some shit like that.
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>>718170858
none, plan is suicide. also my birthday today
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>>718172346
happy birthday anon, i love you
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>>718172192
How old are you?
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>>718172446
19
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>>718172346
Happy birthday and good luck with your suicide!
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>>718172255
Am forklift operator
Is great except truck drivers often like to chat.
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Your thread sucks, op
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>>718170858 learn music theory practice guitar try to network form a band play gigs write music hope for success
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>>718171536
Currently have a 2.64 GPA. So I'm like a C+ to B- student. I usually score all over the place but I have one more C than B's on my transcript. Only ever managed to score three A's in my 1.5 years of Uni so far.
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I WANT BECOME FRIDGE!!!
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>>718172703
Well, truck drivers hopefully have tight schedules to keep so with some luck I could keep the chatting down to a minimum.
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>>718171882
>>718171937
>>718172192
>>718172446
>>718172513
side note, i'm almost twenty. if this shithole is still alive on my 49th birthday (small possibility), i will livestream my suicide
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>>718173055
What's so bad about being 50 to you?
I'd kinda understand 60 to some degree.
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>>718170858
My dream is to remove all of the pain and suffering of this world.
Ill achieve this by pulling off a madara uchiha
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I wish I would roll dubs at least once.
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>>718172798
Good luck, I was there, that transition can be tough, but you can pull it off.
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>>718173204
50 is my (in my opinion) when you no longer have no purpose in life. 50 is when you become a waste of space. i think people should live up to the reach their best, then off themselves at their highest. id also like to bring people with me when i go.
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>>718173428
maybe burn a retirement home down with all the old farts inside, or something like that
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>>718173610
>>718173428
only because i feel that they are suffering. rotting alive, waiting to die. i want to be in control of my life and the way i die
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>>718172255
I get paid 12.50 working at a privately owned gas station that primarily serves farmers and factory workers who hate their fucking jobs. We're also in the lower income area so we get tweakers, drunks, potheads, and fucking morons so a lot of people look down on me for working at the "scary gas station" but honestly it's the best paying job I've ever had for as little as I have to do. The boss is an idiot and runs his business ass backwards but he doesn't bother me that much and gives me any set of days off that I need. All in all 8/10 job, it allows me to be able to afford all of the shit I need and want, just gotta put up with talking to dumbasses sometimes
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Die. Got a fuckton of sleeping pills and muscle relaxants will keep you posted.
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>>718173859
live stream
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>>718174090
Never done livestream not about to start now.
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>>718173707
50 is waaay too young.
Some people just like living through the whole ride.
Mostly to watch/influence the lives of their children.
Do you not think you'll have children?
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>>718170858
really wanna finish recording at least one album with my band and play as many shows as I can, and tbh play literally where ever. I plan to achieve but doing the most cliche things, not giving up
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>>718170858
FUCK THEY CAUGHT ME

I NEVER REALLY WANTED TO FUCK FREEZERS MAN I SWEAR PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME ILL STOP DOING IT MAN I PROMISE ILL JUST FUCK MICROWAVES INSTEAD PLEASE JUST LET ME GO
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>>718171136
bang
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>>718173833
Sounds like a sweet deal to me.

Unfortunately that kind of job doesn't exist in Sweden due to how our gas station companies are organized.

Also: Arabs, junkies and niggers rob every place they can find that's more than 3 minutes away from a cop car.

It's like the fucking monkeys have an app that tracks newly opened places to rob outside the immediate city limits.
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>>718174167
sure i will, but they will be taught to follow in my footsteps
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Last January, I started putting away $50 a month into stock. Primarily rapid trading, rarely held onto anything more than week or two. Current total investment, $600. Current value, $2793.09. Going to continue with it.Still going to add $50 a month. Although I may use this year to put this year's money into higher risk stock.
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>>718173035
But where did the ball go?
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>>718174475
>encouraging your kids to kill themselves when they're going on 50

What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>718170858
To die alone with no one to grieve for me. I plan to do that by outliving the people who care for me.
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>>718175247
wouldn't you want your kids to follow your beliefs?
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MY DUBS ARE UP MY DUBS ARE NOW YOU CAN'T SEE ME MY DUBS ARE NOW!!!!
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>>718171882
>>718171937
>>718172192
>>718172446
>>718172513
>>718173204
>>718173428
>>718173610
>>718173707
>>718174167
>>718174475
>>718175247
i know not a lot of people share my thoughts, but that's my opinion.
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>>718172050
keep dreaming, niggers don't know how to spell
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>>718170858

I HOPE, ONE DAY, TO FUCK A FREEZER
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>>718175862
I HOPE, ONE DAY, TO FREEZE A FUCKER
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i want to be black so you will shoot me and i can end this horrible life
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>>718175890
ONE DAY, I HOPE, A TO FREEZE FUCKER
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imma go do some things, then a bunch of stuff and finally, more things
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>>718175433
Not quite. First and foremost I'd teach them to have some fucking respect for others as well as themselves. Once I've help them set up a good foundation to live upon, I'd let them follow their own path. I'm raising human children, not my clones or robots.
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I hope to learn programming and modelling until a good idea for a game strikes me one day, that will make me a lot of money.
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>>718170858
I've always had a passion for not getting shot in the face.
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>>718172798
Guy from UofT with 3.6cgpa here. If you wanna get good marks try to figure out what the prof wants from you. 90% of the time even with complete garbage they'll give you an 80 if you give them what they asked for.

For additional benefit, go to their office hours to ask about assignments and tests and ask about material during class breaks.
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I'm going to start a digital business and hopefully make some waves in the industry. Maybe make a little more money than I usually do...
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>>718176026
I ONE, DAY FREEZE, TO HOPE A FUCKER
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>>718170858
I want to be dead. I plan to wait out my remaining years in as much comfort as I can attain until an accident, disease, old age or my depression finally gets to me.
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>>718171570
This
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>>718176526
I FREEZE, HOPE FUCK, TO ONE AN I
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I want to one day own this house. I'm going to write books until people actually start reading them. Then write more books in the attic bedroom of this house.
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>>718176344
This sounds good. Thanks for the advice.
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>>718176921
No problem bud. Here's another freebie for you: look at all of your syllabi at the beginning of the semester and put down any due dates and test dates into a Google calendar. Look 2 weeks ahead at the beginning of every week and try to visualize what your week is gonna look like: how much free time you'll have, what you need to prioritize, etc. Good to have the profs office hours in there too.
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>>718176720
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>>718176763
where is that and why that specific house?
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