Is it illegal for a 25 year old man to be making out with a 12

If someone sued, yes. If you were found out, yes

>>718166719
How come its illegal? Kissing someone you love surely cant be a sin?

Btw just curious for a friend

Consent doesnt matter. It's still illegal

>>718166790
It is if it is overtly sexual, in which case it is child exploitation

you and you're "friend" are retarded.

>>718166623
I know who you are and I know that you've been together for a long time secretly. I know you are fighting the urge to fuck her and you didn't until know but beware, we've got an eye on you.

>>718166883
>>718166805
Surely you jest?

No sexual contact was done besides the kiss of the tongue and that girl was 100% mature and consenting about it. She even wanted to kiss more but her little brother came in the room. She obviously loves this older guy as he does her, too.

(This is what my friend told me btw)

>>718167032
How am I retarded

>>718167089
>12 years old
>100% mature

>>718166623

in the middle east is isn't

>>718166623
Depends where you live. Assuming America, depends on the state. Probably fall under 'indecent conduct with a minor' or something like that in most places.

You knew the risks when you did it, just like I did. If you can't accept the possible consequences, you shouldn't have done it.

It has been about six months since I have seen her, and no polizei have shown up. I doubt she is going to blow the whistle but, if she does, such is life.

>>718167084
> fbi pls

>>718167089
It's questionable, but you are probably OK if nobody sues or reports it.

>>718166623
>she was already abused
>now it's fine for her

Be careful anon

>>718167226
Pls green text ur loli stories you lucky bastard.

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>>718166623
Not illegal if no one sees or knows

>>718167346
Nothing much to tell, and I've shared it before. She came, she saw, she made her desires known, and I kissed her. Should have acted sooner, in hindsight. Hoping she'll be back to visit for the summer, or just move back to town with her family.

IT is illegal because you are a authority figure. Even if your autistic mind doesn't comprehend that. Comprehend means understand.
While she can "give consent" as you put it, No court will accept that anyone under the age of consent fully understands their actions, And you being above this age are considered fully aware of your actions.

>>718167089
12 aint a mature age bro

>>718167453
How was the kiss bro

>>718167519
all /b/ asshole responses aside, this is actually the truth though

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>>718167431
Now hold on a minute

>>718167584
Wonderful. No tongue-choking, no awkwardness. She wasn't new the game by any means. I do wonder how far she has been with boys, or a man. I want to ask her, next time I see her. If I see her.

>>718167718
Would you be with her if society accepted it? Do you love her? Whats the ages my bro

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>>718166623

>>718167810
>Would you be with her if society accepted it?
In a fucking heartbeat, for as long as she would have me.

>Do you love her?
I don't think I'm qualified to talk about love. I'd kill for her, or die for her. I'm physically attracted to her, and all I want is for her to be happy. That's enough for me.

>Whats the ages
I'm 27. She was 13. Probably closer to 14 than 13, but I'm not sure of her birthdate.

Dbox anyone?

Depends on what you mean by "legal". How much money do you have? Can you buy influence? Do you have friends which do the same thing?

Could you literally buy and sell her? Could you kill her if you want?

I run a business which specializes in this kind of entertainment, and I'll just say that the clientele has NO worries about this kind of "fun". To be a little more blatant, if what we did was ever revealed - which it recently was - the fact that the propaganda machine is bought and paid for by the very same clientele guarantees that nobody will ever take it seriously.

What it comes down to is - what is your influence? What that comes down to is how much money do you have to spend?

If you're in the middle class - i.e. anywhere between homeless and a billionaire, you're gonna get nailed to a fucking cross eventually, and the government of whatever country you live in already knows about what you've been doing. You're not going to get arrested right away. If and when needed, you'll be totally fucked and this will come out in the open.

If you're homeless, fuck all the underage runaways you want. Nobody really cares. If you're ultra-rich, well, you fucking bought the right to fuck 12 year olds. At least they were bleeding before you stuck your cock in them.

-jimmycomet

>>718166623
>btw asking for a friend.

uh huh

1) a child can't consent to an adult

2) if you say "but..." see rule #1

>>718167984
Man u should confess her ur love

>>718168194
Ha! Ha! It's because Pizzagate was a thing! That's topical and makes me believe you!

Fibber or not, you aren't necessarily wrong.

>>718168322
age is just a number, fuck off faggot. i know 30 year olds that have the emotional maturity of 10 year olds, and 14 year olds that have fat asses that know me better than my know myself. just because you can't hit some fresh trim doesn't mean you have to hate on ppl who are lucky

>>718168329
Maybe I will. Maybe I'll ask some more questions first. Maybe she WAS molested, and was just using me as an outlet to feel desirable again. Maybe I'm completely wrong about everything. Only time will tell.

>>718168338
*is still a thing

>>718168430
I started dating a girl when she was 14 and i was 21. 6 years later we still together.

Ofcourse most girls that young shouldnt br with older guys but there are always exceptions.

Legally you shouldnt be doing it; but sometimes u meet a once in a lifetime girl that you cant be with because of society. Fuck society

>>718168417
good point, I think you should declare your love to the world, I'm sure the judge will understand and declare your love a constitutional right.

>>718168615
>Fuck society
Hear, hear. Too bad that doesn't make my windows firebomb-proof, but hey, like I said, accepted the consequences blah blah blah.

Look at all these brain washed sheep.
>its illegal and wrong
But why?
>because the government said so so its rape
But she consented its not rape
>no the government said its rape so its rape
But she consented
>yeah but im brainwashed and the government said it was rape

>>718168338
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
that being said, the russians hacked the dnc so obviously all those emails are fake and you shouldn't read them. and james alefantis just posts pictures of little girls with their hands taped down because he's cheeky, same with calling infants ho-tards. and the statue he has hanging from his ceiling of the dahmer victim is just art, don't make me explain it. and everything is a coincidence, fake news is ruining society, and the government should be able to censor the media so that this fake news doesn't make people go shoot your grandpa with an AR-15 because fake news

>>718166623
>le epic 12yo gril story bait thread xDDD
>le epic pretend outrage xDDDD
>le constant bumps by pedos hoping for child porn xDDDDD

>>718168615
nobody cares about you tyga

>>718168720
Not the same anon but what would u do if u found out she had an older boyfriend? Or if he was/is abusing her?

>>718168733
Be fair, anon. These are people who have been raised on horror stories of the worst kinds of abuse, in a culture where the converse cannot even be spoken about in public. There is a reason they are the way they are, but everybody can change. I have to believe that.

>>718168733
you're a troll

read a fucking law book

>>718168767
>xDDDDD

how old are you?
are you a chick? wait it doesn't matter
post pics of yourself

>>718167089
Making out is considered a sexual act, why don't you take a seat? Go on, take a seat right over there.

>>718168767
Le pathetic sjw basement dweller that never leaves his home ever even though i havent posted in over a month

>>718168864
>what would u do if u found out she had an older boyfriend?
Two extra letters per word is not a tall feat, anon. To answer, though, my first thing would be to ask her if he knew about me. If so, if he was okay with it. I'm okay with polyamory as long as all parties are knowledgeable and comfortable, and I don't get jealous. I'd have to ask a lot of questions.

>Or if he was/is abusing her?
I'd help her deal with it. Whatever form that action may be.

Fucking pedos. How could u get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. Sick fucks.

>>718169111
So ur a cuck that would do anything for a young underage 14 year old teeny?

Same :D

>>718167032
>"You and you're friend"
>"You're"

Bro...

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>>718169132
Stop making me hard

>>718169181
>cuck
By the actual definition of the word? No. By 4chan's, sure, but 4chan is the same place that killed the meaning of a lot of words. "Edgy" comes to mind.

>do anything
No. I have my own principles. I'd do a lot for her, but not if I thought it was out of any malicious intent.

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>>718169277
seriously son, mocking someone's typo. is that the best you can do. pretty sad tbh.

>be me
>35 years old, webdev living in san francisco
>occasionally goes to haight street to buy lsd to help with long nights of coding
>there one day, qt3.14 is on the corner selling hits
>she looks a little young
>wearing a thin sari skirt, a tie-dye crop top, tits 10/10, ass 10/10, hair a little dirty, looks like she hasn't showered in a couple of weeks
>beautiful eyes. face looks like young natalie portman.
>ask her about the cid. go through the routine, tell her i know my lucy, she's got 350 mic purple mountains with the gold sparkles. legit family shit (i regularly trip when i have big projects)
>she looks a little young to be out there. i know there's some kids that hang out on haight but usually they're oogles and at least 17
>she looks much younger
>offer her 300 for a sheet and she says yes. fuck my ass, that's street kid price.
>ask her why she's out there so young
>"well i can't really talk about it anon. i had to leave home to figure myself out"
>how old are you
>"i'm 18"
>how old are you really
>she looks at me and pulls me in close. whispers in my ear
>"i'm thirteen. i ran away from home because my stepdad was raping me"
>do you wanna come back to my condo and eat all this acid? take a shower? order some grubhub?
>she says yes
>she comes over and somehow doesn't rob me. fuck her brains out. in the morning she's still there
>tightest pussy ever
>two weeks later i'm still fucking her brains out
>five years later we're still together
and now it's legal, niggers. now when anyone's like "how did you meet" i'm just like "tinder, she has daddy issues"

>I don't think I'm qualified to talk about love. I'd kill for her, or die for her
>Tipping intensifies

>>718169671
First day, anon? Quoting posts is easy. You just click the number of the post you want to respond to.

Hope this helped!

>>718169581
It's more about how well you can organize your own fucking thoughts and how it's reflected in how you express yourself. I don't know how old you are, but a fucking 10 year old can grasp basic grammar - especially something as basic as that. You just look like a dumbass. I also don't care if English isn't your first language - it should be, you fucking (wherever)nigger. Make America Great Again.

>>718169373
Would u make love 2 her

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>>718166623

>>718169884
Please stop textposting, anon. I'm asking nicely.

And yes.

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>>718166623

In the State of California, that would violate Penal Code 647.6, Annoying or Molesting a Child. It's normally a misdemeanor but has mandatory lifetime sex offender registration. It's a felony if you have a prior sex offense conviction.

Just don't do it because you really don't want to 1) get killed/beat up/raped in jail for being a pedo and/or 2) having your name out there as a registered sex offender for the rest of your life.

t.California cop

>>718167089

Hope you're bisexual, cause bubba's gonna tongue punch your asshole before ripping it open with his dick in prison

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>>718169796
You're a beautiful man anon

>>718169132
Kek
Now give me a moment brb

>>718169865
not that anon but if you're so desperate for self-validation that you have to resort to the most minuscule thing to ridicule you're probably better off just letting your sense of worthlessness spiral down to suicide

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>>718170067
One does one's best.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this thread gave me cancer anyway.

>>718169132
I know, what the fuck, these fucking sick assholes with their dreams about her slender thighs, her pristine pussy, the little smile that breaks across her face and the way she furrows her brow when she's entered for the first time... Asking her if she knows what an orgasm is and then showing her, playing like it's fun, playing off her curiosity about seeing her first cock, exciting her about showing her vagina to a man for the first time. Letting her know that it's not weird, that it's okay and fun. Watching her amusement and curiosity as it gets hard in her hands, explaining that if feels really good and that you can make her feel really good... her surprise while you're rubbing her clit the way that she's never felt before... fucking sickos, fucking goddamn sickos

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>>718168930
>Doesnt know about the xDDD meme
How new are you?

>>718169658
It's pretty cool how that just worked out.

>>718169865
Welcome newfriend. You just stepped into a classic.

>>718170436
On a side note, cab a 12 year old girl have an orgasm?

Asking for a friend btw

>>718170119
That's a pretty insecure thing to say. I was just saying that if you want people to take you seriously, you should probably know the ins and outs of the language you grew up with. Something as basic as that should be second nature, if you write or read anything ever.

>>718169658
>five years later we're still together
and now it's legal, niggers

There is no statute of limitations for the (thousands of counts) crimes you've committed: Annoying or Molesting a Child, Lew or Lascivious Acts with a Child under the age of 14, Statutory Rape, Oral Copulation with a minor, and sodomy with a minor, continuous sexual abuse of a child. Once she goes to the police, a 10 year clock starts ticking before you're scot-free. If you get charged, you will be convicted, and spend the rest of your life getting ass-raped in prison.

Also, there is no SOL for child sex lawsuits. So if you ever make it big, she could take you to the (financial cleaners) just like Bill Cosby.

I don't think you're evil or pedophile but I do think you are immoral for taking advantage of a 13 tear old runaway. If she were my relative I'd kick your ass.

t.California cop

>>718170530

Yes, Kisney documents infants having orgasms.

>>718170527
Haha first off it's called a newfag and I've been posting here since last year, you fucking cuck. Also, I was being ironic.

Is it illegal make fake images, from the famous like dance mom's?

>>718170727
Pls be bait

>>718170685
*Kinsey

>>718169986
> conduct was not motivated by an unnatural or abnormal sexual interest in the minor
> conduct would not have disturbed, irritated, offended or injured a normal person
t.a doughnut

>>718170637
>t.California cop

>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>718166623
Gee I don't know that's a hard question

>>718170558
And you should learn to read. I'll type it slower this time to make it easier for you. N O T T H A T A N O N. Go ahead big boy, sound it out, you can do it, we're pulling for you.

>>718170530
... Are you kidding me? Of fucking course they can. I started jerking off at the end of 5th grade. I didn't really cum til 6th grade and at first it was little dribbles before I really started squirting... girls can start cumming when they start bleeding, growing tits, etc. Which is anywhere from 10-12. I knew plenty of girls in 6th and 7th grade that were already getting fingered, sucking cock, etc.

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all y'all newfags ruining /b

Do u even triforce?

>>718170833
He might be lying about being a cop, but that doesn't make him wrong about the legal aspect of the situation. OP's walking a tightrope.

>>718170637
Well then come arrest me, faggot, I make like 100k a year automating shell scripts. She isn't gonna go to the cops, she's with me right now watching me write this. She just sucked my cock. I got her off the street. Fuck you, faggot, I saved a homeless girl who was dealing drugs. Sorry if you don't do anything cool with your life you fucking neet

>>718169658
I envy you.

>>718170637
Also I'm bi and we BOTH have a fetish for getting fucked by big black cocks so ohh nooo big bad punishment.

>>718166623
I honestly think it depends on what state/country you live in.

A peck is fine, but if you're talking tongues, that's classed as an overtly sexual encounter with a minor, even if you kept your hands to yourself. She may have said she wants to continue, but legally she can't consent to anything of that nature.

>>718171030
OP doesn't live in california, so the "cop" wouldn't know jack shit about the laws of the UK

>>718170492
>uses the xDDDDD meme

you're underage. what's your kik?

>>718171309
360noscopeyourmumsbuttholexDDDD

>>718170637

Badge and timestamp, anonbro.

Only illegal if you get caught

>>718171076
Quit making yourself out to be a savior, you're not. Good that she's not homeless still but quit acting like your "help" is what she needed

>>718171076
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Uhh I just had a really uncomfortable conversation with a cop who came to my door and was looking around at my apartment looking like he expected to see something.

Which one of you fucking faggots called the cops on me? I swear I will rain shit and fire down on you the second I get your ipv6 you fucking piece of shit.

>>718171645
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>718171645
>implying any of these homo's or whiteknights could figure out your address

>>718171645
Lying on the internet, anon? For shame.

>>718166623
>will a random person punch me in the face for it?

Yes OP. /thread

>>718171519
No, what she needed was this big hard fucking cock, and that's what she's been getting for the past 5 years. Be jealous. I saved a life. It's just like finding a little shivery kitten on the street with ear mites and shit and then nursing it back to health, but I nursed her back to health with my big dick and my money. Sorry you're a fucking neet, eat a dick and do something with your life, faggot

>>718171175
Seriously I hope someone 187s you, you self righteous faggot. You people deserve to be shot, you're all welfare queens and you spend all your time harassing homeless people like my gf was at one point. Tbh she was more at risk of being raped by one of you before I rescued her so get off of your fucking high horse.

>>718170906
I had a 12 year old girlfriend when i was 19.

>>718171850
>/threading your own post
Newchan, everybody.

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>>718171917
>do something with your life
>says the guy
>shitposting on /b/

Where the hell did OP go anyway

>>718170822
If you have a good enough lawyer that can convince a jury that a 29 year old playing tongue hockey with a 12 year old "is not motivated by an unnatural or abnormal sexual interest in the minor" and that it would "not have disturbed, irritated, offended or injured a normal person" then give me his number because that lawyer can can convince a jury of anything!

>>718171076
>Well then come arrest me,
No interest or even jurisdiction. I should report your posts to SFPD but idc about you or your drug-riddled tramp enough.

>I make like 100k a year automating shell scripts.
And I make $100K a year policing a low crime city. What's your point, that you can afford a good lawyer?

>She isn't gonna go to the cops
Anon, if you knew women, you would know that they can turn on you like a rabid dog. Your life is shit because she holds your life over your head. She decides whether you continue living your current life or die of sepsis in prison caused by a gang rape-related colorectal perforation.

> Fuck you, faggot, I saved a homeless girl who was dealing drugs.
Hey man, don't tell me. Save it for the jury or the judge during sentencing after the jury convicts you.

>Sorry if you don't do anything cool with your life you fucking neet
I'm at work right now surfing 4chan. I spend my days off tending to my rental properties and reading books. I spend my annual vacations in places ranging from Europe to Nepal. I will retire at age 50 with 90% of my salary.

So kiss my ass, script kiddie.

>>718166623

the age of consent means that's the age at which she can legally give consent. Any younger and it doesn't matter how much she says yes or if she initiates it you're in the wrong.

Tell your "friend" to prepare his anus, he's going to jail.

>>718171850
>718166623 (OP)

fucking kys

>>718172099
Hey, man, don't talk shit on my retarded brother. I just showed him 4chan today and he's a little "off" but it's not cool for you to give him such a hard time just because he's different. Didn't m00t make this a safe space after he sold out /pol/ when he was fucking that SJW chick? Respect the rules.

better than any dating site! a lot of horny legal age sluts of your city on http://bla.st/l8r3f

>>718172127
he's waiting for the child porn, and havin a giggle at the bickering

>>718172155
>if you knew women, you would know that they can turn on you like a rabid dog
This is absolutely true. Everyone says "it will never happen to me" until it does.

>>718172099
>says the guy who contributed heavily to node.js and is financially secure for the rest of his life and got away with fucking a fine ass 13 year old girl for the past five years

hahahaha

>>718172155
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>718170727
I have been here since summer

>>718172301
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>718172219
LOL

OMFG LOL

There's no way in hell that's a coincidence, but if it is, I'm kinda proud of myself. I hope you saved all the other bullshit I posted in that thread too.

SHELBY? SHELBY CALM DOWN AND STOP THROWING SHIT

>>718172234
He's gonna have to keep waiting, then. I don't come to /b/ for pizza anymore. There are better places.

>>718167089
>"surely you jest?"

Oh lord my sides. Leave it to a pedo

>>718172219
>>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

fucking lol'd. that thread died while i was out buying more beer

>>718172429
I was the other guy shitposting you were replying too. And hell ya I saved it, it was fucking hilarious.

>>718172468
i hear comet ping pong pizza in dc is like top notch in that department

>>718172624
Only if you're politically connected.

"asking for a friend" YES WE TRUST YOU OP

Fuck her in the ass raw dog

>>718167519
/thread.

Start loosening your asshole now before daquan does it forcefully for you in prison anon

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>>718166623
fucking honeypots

>>718171917
You need her in your life more than she needs you, and you'd be the one to crumple like wet paper if shit ever went south, that's a promise.

>>718172587
hehe good times. i'm gonna find some other thread to fag up

And now here come the normies with all their "lol prison" bullshit. Advice for anons reading and taking them seriously: don't. Nobody in prison cares about who you are or what you did until you give them a reason to care. Even if you do get sent to the clink, just mind your own business and do your time.

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>>718168417
>being this autistic

>>718172286

Especially a druggie runaway like her. When he breaks up with her, she'll either go to the police or blackmail him into marrying her. Of course she will control him for the rest of his life, spending all the money (probably on drugs), fucking other guys, and God know what else.

>>718172849
god speed anon

It's illegal, asshole

>>718173023
>druggie runaway
It's just acid, straight-edger. Chill your jets.

>>718172155
Cool, do it. Do you need their email? I make enough money to push the spics and the niggers way down the peninsula and the city ENCOURAGES it. The tax-breaks the city pulled for my company just to move into mid-market were insane. You think SFPD is gonna fuck with me because I "adopted" a "poor girl" and "saved her from a life of drug dealing"? Get real, quit LARPing you NEET. Go ahead, call them. Tell them some techie in SF said on 4chan that he's been fucking his 18 year old girlfriend, you fucking loser. They really wanna hear from you.

>>718173197
^^^
Look, I'm really sorry about this. He has "low-functioning" autism and it's been amazing that I've gotten him to do anything this week other than jack off and spend our parents' money. He has a lot of rage issues, but he's a human being. He just has... opinions. Letting him go online allows him to socialize in ways that he can't IRL. It's best to just humor him and make him feel like his voice is being heard. Otherwise he's gonna freak out and try to burn the house down again.

>>718173197

I think you're projecting since you keep on bringing up NEETs.

Maybe it's you that are the NEET.

If that's true I take back everything I said. But you should kys.

>>718170119
If you're so prone to idiocy that you think people who are (not even rudely) correcting a very basic and overcommitted grammar mistake are insecure and seeking self validation then you are very stupid.

>>718167984
That's cute! Ive got no problems with what your doing op.

>>718173573
Not OP. Just a guy in a similar situation.

>>718172155
>No interest or even jurisdiction. I should report your posts to SFPD but idc about you or your drug-riddled tramp enough.
Thought you said you were SFPD, faggot.

>If you have a good enough lawyer that can convince a jury that a 29 year old playing tongue hockey with a 12 year old "is not motivated by an unnatural or abnormal sexual interest in the minor" and that it would "not have disturbed, irritated, offended or injured a normal person" then give me his number because that lawyer can can convince a jury of anything!

That was OP, not me.

>Anon, if you knew women, you would know that they can turn on you like a rabid dog. Your life is shit because she holds your life over your head. She decides whether you continue living your current life or die of sepsis in prison caused by a gang rape-related colorectal perforation.

She just sucked my dick and she's laughing her ass off while watching me type this. U mad?

>Hey man, don't tell me. Save it for the jury or the judge during sentencing after the jury convicts you.
Boo-hoo, I'm scared. Gather evidence and convict me. SF is really concerned with prosecuting the techies that they've been fucking everyone in the city over for the past ten years to move up there from San Jose. Blow me.

>I'm at work right now surfing 4chan. I spend my days off tending to my rental properties and reading books. I spend my annual vacations in places ranging from Europe to Nepal. I will retire at age 50 with 90% of my salary.
Then you aren't a really good cop, are you?

>So kiss my ass, script kiddie.
explain HoTT in less than 124 characters

>>718166623

PIX OR DIDN'T HAPPEN

>>718173298
If this whole thread has just become us both LARPing then it isn't fun anymore :(

>>718173197
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Yall need jesus

>>718173675
Maybe copfag's a fag, but you're acting pretty faggoty, yourself.

>>718173675
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>718173675
>Thought you said you were SFPD, faggot.

Try to quote me and the kys when you can't because you have the reading comprehension of a nigger.

well for the record OP likely gave up on this thread a while ago so... mission accomplished?

i only fuck girls i can take to bars and even that's the hard cut-off. soft cut-off is like 24. and i haven't seen pussy in like half a year

>>718173832
i need jesus's 12 yo wife

>>718173974
>gave up
it's a troll thread...
managed 150+ replies...
halfway to the goal, baby!

>>718173993
jesus was never married. he just banged minors.

>>718173993

You mean Joseph?

>>718166623
>Is it illegal for a 25 year old man to be making out with a 12 year old girl, /b/?
Considers the jurisdiction. Some places, anything but genital contact is legal. Other jurisdictions, you can be busted for "oral carnal knowledge" where the act of kissing is viewed as a sexual act. Either way, to make out with a 12 year old girl is creepy as fuck at your age. If I was her dad, no one would find your body.

>>718174156
>"oral carnal knowledge"

That's oral sex, you dimwit.

>>718174156
>If I was her dad, no one would find your body.
Lucky for him you still live in your mom's basement then isn't it.

>>718166623
Did her name happen to be katelyn?

>>718172155
> If you have good enough lawyer
https://www.wklaw.com/annoying-or-molesting-a-child-pc-647.6/

>>718174286
MODS

>>718174331
yes. is she your sister?

better than any dating site! a lot of horny whores of your city on http://bla.st/l8r3f

>>718173675
post pics of her, full body no face

>>718174286
too old.png

repost, i missed it

Hey guys.. so i have this problem..my "friend" is 15 and he is talking to this 13 year old. Now the girl likes my friend by he isnt sure, after all hes in high school, shes not. Very nice girl, kind of a prude though.

>>718166623
not illegal perse but you're gonna be in deep shit regardless

>>718174658
the age difference ain't that big

>>718174658

>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>718174259
>>"oral carnal knowledge"
>That's oral sex, you dimwit.
Nope, some jurisdictions, lip to lip kissing is views as oral carnal knowledge. Your mileage may vary.

>>718174267
Try again.

>>718174813
>>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I only post on /b/ with a few drinks in me. Helps to ignore the trolls.

>>718174726

If not police brother or father.

>>718174813
>autistic works of fiction
I see what you did there

i missed it :(

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>>718174822
homeless? earn lunch money by giving blow jobs in back alleys?

>>718174911
idem :(

>>718174455
Nah I just used to hang with her

>>718175216
>>>718174822 (You)
>homeless? earn lunch money by giving blow jobs in back alleys?
Whatever you are hiding behind those validations, confession is good for the soul you glory hole fag.

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>>718169132
Wew lad

better than any dating site! a lot of fucking horny sluts of youur city on http://bla.st/l8r3f

>>718175538
Ok, one more try and I'm out. You're under heavy sedation in an insane asylum and you have delusions of being a functioning member of society.

>>718174865
What would LSD do then?

>>718166623
Depends on your country. Is the legal age of consent under 12?
Probably not.
Then it's illegal. Not rape but he could get in trouble for sexual assault.

>>718167519
This fam.

>>718175782
>Ok, one more try and I'm out. You're under heavy sedation in an insane asylum and you have delusions of being a functioning member of society.
>>718175867

/b/ hasn't changed much since Moot left. Hope is is doing better after his promotion.

>>718166623
>the dude stopped regularly and asked if she wanted to continue and if she was okay.

Dont know if its illegal, but i know she thought about what an insecure faggot he was.

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>>718166623
>asking for a friend
bullshit, OP. Bullshit

>>718175689
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>>718166623
In Spain or the Vatican state for example its legal.

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>>718168873
i've read japanese lawbook, the age of consent there was 12 just a few years ago, now its 13
in some countries lawbook tells that hitting a puberty is enough for an age of consent, in some countries the aoc is 9, in some 12-13, in some 14 (most europe, including Germany), even in American states the aoc is very different. And before 19 century literally everyone fucked from the age of 11 to 13, depending on when the puberty hits, having children in 13-14 was perfectly ok and accepted by society.
Law is not some sort of universal book of truth, it changes drastically from time to time, depending on regime and dominating culture.
It has nothing to do with the actual biology or even psychology. If you want the truth, just open a biology book and learn about puberty and when it hits.
Or just remember yourself and how you wanted to literally fuck everything around you when you was 11-15, and how you masturbated for 5-10 times a day, because the urge to fuck was just unbearable. Thats called pubery and fucking in puberent age is perfectly fine and healthy, thats what your body kept telling you, while society tries to make it illegal because its not morally accepted for some reason (actually its because of overprotective parents, which think that their "child" (when you hit puberty, you are no longer a child, a child cannot make children of his/her own, a child is asexual and is unable to have actual sex) shouldnt fuck, even if he/she wants to).

>>718176290
no shit u fucking fuck

you dense motherfucker it was obviously a joke

fuck you

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>>718176425
Everything's legal on spic island

>>718176492
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

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>>718176492
>no shit u fucking fuck
>fucking fuck
Autism detected

>>718167089
Well, cyrrent laws about "pedophilia" are retarded AF in most countries, so there is a good chance that court will be not on the dude's side.

>>718176600
faggot

>>718167172
Maybe OP has a mental age of 12 yo, it's very probable actually

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>>718176600
>even his dubs have dubs
obvious copypasta is obvious

>>718166623
>Is it illegal for a 25 year old man to be making out with a 12 year old girl, /b/?

WTF are you talking about?

>> she was the one who initiated it

So fucking what? You still have to behave like an adult, even if you're with a horny child.

>>718176600
>6 months
fucking newfag

>>718176492
>>718176625
>fucking fuckity fuckaroo fuckzilla fucking-rama-lama-fucking-ding-dong fucking fuckers

>>718176738
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>>718176439

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>>718176570

well yeah but everything is for sale in mohammodainia

>>718171076
>100k
>San Francisco

So basically you are a poorfag.

>>718176625
r u srs right now

you trying call me autistic while posting a fucking MLP meme

fucking eat a bag of shit

shit in a bag then eat it

fuck you

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>>718177010
sorry, my bad
>high functioning* autist

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>>718177061
oh yeah? well ur a DOUBLE NIGGER

how u like that

sit and spin faggot

fucking got u

>>718176857

Lol at your idiotic rationalization. "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

The only explanation is that you never grew up, so you don't know there's a substantial relevant difference between a 25 year old and a 12 year old.

>>718177161
mr winky don't give a shit about differences
my winky just wants to vomit over the 12 yo's face

>>718167172

https://www.avoiceformen.com/misandry/chivalry/woman-molests-boys-gets-the-pass/

Looks like molesting 12 year olds don't get you landed in prison. You're good to go OP

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>>718177156
>double nigger
>all caps
>fucking got u

>>718177161
>there's a substantial relevant difference between a 25 year old and a 12 year old
a 25 year old is significantly looser. also more experienced and therefore more difficult to trick into blowjobs

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>>718177308
I'm going to find you and I'm going to FUCKING KILL YOU

YES THIS IS WRITTEN THREAT

I WILL WIPE YOU OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN ON THIS EARTH

UR FUCKIN DONE KIDDO

Everything the state tells you is based on a lie. The truth is the state wants you to stay an obedient slave to the system. I dare you to try and go off grid and live as a hermit somewhere. It's extremely difficult to do so. Everything has been put in place to prevent those in power from losing power. This includes the way we are raised to what we eat and drink to what you can and cannot do in later life. Globalization was pushed as an enabler when in fact it only created a greater divide between the have's and have nots. Everything is about control. Those that write the laws do not want you breeding at an early age and become a burden on the state. They want you to stay in school, learn some shit, get a shitty job, get married and then maybe think about having kids to become another set of future slaves to the system. Of course rape is rape. But anyone thinking it's about protecting the children is delusional. It's about control.

But continue being a wage slave anon.

>>718177435
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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>>718177435
>le navy seal is mad xDDD