Hey /b/ How is it going? I am doing quite terribly, and am mostly

No engineers on tonight?

>>718165059
Why not just buy a cheap-ass tinny (aluminium boat) with an outboard motor, plenty of fuel and head out to sea. Chain yourself to the boat, shoot some holes in the boat, and then one in your head. Buried at sea is kinda cool, imo.

Bump for interest.

>>718165586
Nah, besides I already dug this big ass fucking hole.

rolling for the left foot

>>718165744
Bingo!
Now rolling for the cawk

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>>718165744
Oh shit.

>a method by which to bury myself after I have pulled the trigger.
do you need it to be after?
i think it would be easier to find a way to bury yourself alive and then pull the trigger

>>718166093
OP delivers! Nice work. Not a bad foot either.

>>718166244
And because I deliver, give me aome help with the problem stated above please?

>>718166234
Eeh, the only metal I am gonna be buried with only the gun and the slug that went with it.
Already have this planned out, but i need help with this part, please?

It's not like I am going to be a bother to anyone for much longer any longer XD

dig hole set scaffold, fix small explosive charge (m80s, black powder, gun powder from wallmart shotgunshells, ect) light fuse & pull trigger =profit

>>718166668
Shit, brilliant AND cheap, thanks!

>obligatory "don't kill yourself because any life is better than infinite nothing"

Anyways though, what you're proposing is almost impossible. Here's my question: could you sum up what happened

I know I'm a fag, but don't kill yourself op

>>718167048
why not?

>>718165059

Unironically, not sure what happened, but don't kill yourself OP.

>>718166093
If you do live, you should get a foot scrub and some heel baml.

Looks like you got the same dry skin shit going on on your feet that I do. Fuckin sucks. Can't show my feet without scrubbing the bottom of them. (dead skin etc.)

Live stream it.

better than any dating site! a lot of really horny sluts of your city on http://bla.st/l8r3f

>>718165059
i'm doing pretty well, thanks

Jump off a building into a construction site while screaming Jump by Van Halen

>>718167048
Don't tell OP what to do

>>718166787 God Speed

>>718166852
Uh, you are going to need to phrase the question better, don't know what you're after.

Bro why don't you join the military or something and live a bit before fagging out?

>>718167561
How can you not understand idiot.

What made you wanna kill yourself?

>>718167449
No, My body isnt going to be found anytime in the next four decades.

>>718167573

This.
Might as well take out some fuckin' towelheads on your way out.

Basically, what specifically made you hate people, if there were specific things. Btw, thanks for not being a massacarefag

>>718167573
This actually makes some sense. Make yourself useful, OP. Reclaim the holy land while you're at it

>>718167653
Hue hue because what they said made so much sense.

Just bullshit In my life stressing me out, daily agonizing pain via migraines, where i live i cannot advance or escape, just generally. I am just done.

>>718165059
Why 10ga? why not .45 or something?

>>718167127
Because you can get female butthole to swallow your dick and give your life meaning again. Don't neglect female butthole anon

>>718167573
Third for this. I mean if you're gonna die anyway, might as well take out someone who deserves to die

>>718167573
They won't take me.
I don't obey any order given unless i have a good fucking reason to do so, and any branch is notorious for wasting soldiers time all over the place. Besides, I dont have beef with other poorfags, dont matter where they live.

>>718167878
Join the club pussy. Most of us are trapped among idiots, dealing with chronic mental and physical anguish.

Bye.

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>>718165059
Lay in the hole and put a stick of dynamite in your mouth. Light the fuse and boom....no more depression

>>718167909
Nasty! Poo is disgusting.

>>718167900
Because it was given to me, and thus free

>>718165059
How about you be a man and find a way to get past your issues? I believe in you

>>718168062
This.

What about jumping into the crater of an active volcano?

>>718168068
Make the bitch get an enema

>>718168144
That's like the worst and most painful way to die.

>>718167909
I am a fugly fuck, at least my face is.
Women are, generally speaking, shallow fucks, so no chance.

>>718168224
Women are attracted to anyone who is able to see them as lesser.

>>718168036
XD fuck your club, I have an express ticket out of here, bitch.

step 1
dig hole
step 2
take the dirt and fill up a wooden box with the dirt
step 3
attach door hinges to one side fo the wooden box
step 4
attach rope to the side of the box that has hinges to it and then attach other side of the rope to your torso
step 5
make sure the box is p-
get a gun, blow your fucking head off

That should kill you and then cause the wooden box to collapse and fill the hole with your body in it

>>718167900
10ga
lol eurofag reporting in

>>718168218
>badass

Fixed that for you

>>718168030

Why not subject yourself to medical tests and shit then? Experiments and stuff. Surely there's some extreme shit out there.

Or take up an extreme sport. Or anythign deadly. FFS OP, you're in a prime position to do something awesome with your death, but you wanna lie down in a fuckin hole and off yourself? Booooooriiiiing.

>>718168098
I really don't believe you, and my problems are really only gonna be fixed if I kill a lot of people, or the more simple solution, kill myself.

>>718168224
LOL killing himself over pussy? There are so many better reasons to want to kill yourself.

>>718168307
>XD

Do it ASAP.

Op, life is awesome even when it sucks. Please don't do it. Get help so you can look back at this night and be thankful you didn't do it.
My comments won't be popular here. We have an eternity to be dead but only about 80 years to live. Put the shotgun away and live each day as if you have nothing to lose.
Whether you know it or not, there are people who love you and will miss you. You aren't alone although you may feel that way.
God loves you and if you give him a chance, you may love him too in time.

>>718168415
Well, at least you aren't taking anyone else out with you.

How old are you OP?

>>718165059
nail a long tarp on one side of your grave, put the dirty on the other part of the grave on top of the tarp, when you fall in, your weight will pull the side of the tarp with the dirt on top of you

>>718168356
Dude, i am fucking poor.
I have not eaten anything but ramen and pepperoni for the past eight months, I cant afford to go to mexico, let alone extreme sports.

The most extrme sport in my budget is dumpster diving.

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>>718168449
white knight FTW

>>718168600
Get a job?

>>718165686
Pics 4 proof w/ timestamp

>>718168543
Forty six last month.

do what other people do. if your sick of your surroundings, move!

even if its across the other side of town. you'll want to explore your new surroundings.

>>718168600

Try rob a bank then. With fake guns though, since you don't want to hurt anyone else.

>>718168670
Dude, its a oval hole in the middle of the woods, like twelve miles from the shithole i live in. It is cold as fuck right now, not going to snap pics for you right now. Go to google and look at some dirt holes if thats what you wanna see.

>>718165059
OP what is your happiest memory?

>>718168784
Yeah, no. I've stolen enough in my life to just get by, nobody needs me scaring the shit out of them like that.

>>718168686

Bro. Still young. Crazy.

Feel sorry that you feel like your only out is a gun in the mouth.

Just goes to remind me; 'you might have problems, but someone, somewhere has it worse'. (I mean that from my perspective - not yours. I wouldn't presume to know your problems).

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Rent a tractor to dig the hole,
scoop up all the dirt in the front loader bucket,
position tractor so bucket full of dirt is over hole,
get in hole with rope attached to the hydraulic control that pivots bucket,
pull on rope an be buried.

>>718168907
When i was twenty, had this chubby goth chick blow me outside of a Dennys before she let be fuck her raw for about six minutes.
Fuck, tightest pussy of my life.

>>718165059
rolling for timestamp of dug up grave

>>718169075
re roll

Just dig a really big hole that's enough to stand in with your shotgun, put a wooden board over the hole, and kill yourself. You already said it was in the woods, so why even bury yourself? But if there is any other option where you don't hurt yourself or others, then take it. If the only options are suicide, or killing other people, which would also lead to suicide, then you should kill yourself and leave others unharmed

>>718168979
actually I need to think this plan out a little more, need more dirt and a trap door to release it...

OP if you're going to do that actually make sure you DO get buried before pulling the trigger. It'd also keep you from second thoughts so I guess thats just another plus.

>>718168449
Your comments won't be popular because they are retarded.
1. Life is not always awesome. Tell that to a starving African child or someone with stage 4 cancer of the pancreas.
2. Your god does not exist.
3. You believe in god, but tell OP he's gonna be dead forever?

>>718165059
Think about the cops that have to search for your body.
Just pack your things in boxes and clean your house. Sort your things and label them for the ones that have to go through your stuff. Make a suicide note.
Cover the an heroing area with plastic sheets. Less cleanup. Take off your clothes and go sit in a bucket. When you die, you intestines will empty itself into the bucket and not the floor.
Send a timed message to the police that they should come to collect your body, so nobody has to smell your rotting corpse.

Rolling for dick i guess

>>718169558
close, don't even want to see it but reroll I guess

>>718169459
Not OP but damn you've really thought this out.

>>718169269
The hole is already dug, and the excavated dirt is nearby, I was just wondering if a good way to dump the dirt on me after i diwle, though someone already answered me satisfactorily.

>>718169459
No, nasty. I choose where my body gets buried, not some fucki g cop. The LAST FUCKING THING I want are those murderers touching my body after I die. The spot where i live now doesnt have much, and when i go mussing, the people who know me will just be told " I am taking a trip for a month" so by the time the saerch begins, it will be long cold, and all they will have is some homeless people for the record, which nobody ficking cares about anyways, so I disappear even easier.

>>718169357
1: Life is awesome. Even that starving child or stage 4 cancer patient will smile if something touches their heart.
2:My God exists for anyone willing to open their hearts and see all the signs we miss every day..
3:I said it that way because I was assuming he doesn't believe. Which is why I recommended he give him a chance.

>>718168449
I am willing to bet you I've been an atheist longer than you have been breathing.

>>718169875
Your insignificant god is of no concern of mine anymore. Save the delusions for the gullible.

>>718169777
rolled trips, show dick

So which method did you decide ?

>>718169925
Don't know what difference age makes but I'm 46. If you've been an atheist longer... I'm sorry. Hopefully love and truth enter your heart.

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simple

>>718170052
I can only try to introduce you. I can't force you to accept him.

>>718170555
checked, op has to do this now

>>718165059
do not killyourself... drink a beer count to ten then think about how many people loves you...

Perhaps some sort or giant hourglass like mechanism? You start it just before, it starts trickling dirt into the grave, you kill yourself, and the hole continues to fill up post mortem

>>718170677
dubs checkin trips, i like this thread

>>718169042
I hope you had the decency to buy the hungry girl a Grand Slamwich after.

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>>718170555
there ya go op, sure fire method

>>718165059
Gonna go take a shower. If you haven't decided to go kill yourself then lets chat. If not, best of luck in the next life.

>place box in hole
>lay in box
>cover yourself with dirt
>shoot face

>>718170052
Mlady

Would cement be acceptable? Just get something to pour cement into the hole. Shoot yourself before it drowns you, shouldnt be too hard

>>718165686
you dug
a hole

>hang huge ass bag above hole
>Go in hole
>Shoot bag enough for tearing
>Shoot self before dirt fills hole

Alternately find a way to slowly pour mud into hole

>>718170669
Don't worry, I've been thoroughly introduced already, really not dealing with thise scars again.

leave me all of your stuff and ill throw the dirt on you after you've blown your brains out

>>718171039
She was the one who actually bought the meal for us beforehand, seriously was the best moment if my life by far.

>>718171936
Yes, as in the dirt, with a shovel, its called physical labor, try it sometime.

op ur a faggot, i gave you a perfectly good method and u didnt even reply, odds on that ur here for attention in which case ur fuckin retarded and ur first thought to kill your self was correct and you should go ahead with it, preferably using my method shown here >>718170555

>>718173027
Jesus fucking tits calm the fuck down, my fingers are freezing, and this is basically a more complicated.version of this anon's idea.
>>718166668

>>718170693
I've got some whisky, but no beer. The last person who loved me died seven years ago, I've got a loose circle of close acquaintances now.

>>718171281
I'm not killing myself for a bit, need to set things up and do a test run before I do a real run, what do you want to talk about?

>>718171800
I want to avoid easily discoverable things like too much metal or a huge blob of concrete, the gun itself is really too much metal for my liking, but the old thing will not sell for enough to buy a pack of jerky, let alone something that will kill me.
I just want to slip away. People forget about me easily enough as it is, when I go this time, assuming they remember enough ti do a search, they will never have enough info to find my body, or violate my last wishes. At least not by the time my meat has rotten off my bones for a few summers, I am guessing a couple decades at least of being left well enough alone.

>>718174162
I'm back. About life. The world. What do you wanna talk about?

>>718167878
the bus runs every day dude. how about one last ditch effort before you an hero? gather whatever money and personal possessions you can, jump on a bus or go to the airport and fuck off as far away as you can and see what happens. why not?

>>718174644
I only came here because I dont have a head for the engineering aspect of my plan, but ive got the body and will to make sure that ar least I can die in a way that nobody else can interfere with. This decision is something that supercedes the asserted authority of anyone, my life is what i choose to do with it. I die when and where I want, on my terms, in a way I am satisfied with.
With the suggestions here, barring the ridiculous or expensive ones, I should be able to do this and go away before spring.

is it drug related? do you owe people?

either way, what ever it is, you still have another choice. RUNAWAY. you can start a new game anytime bruh. if you dont have money for transport, start walking. if you think theyll find you anywhere, live in the woods. if by any chance they can smell your ass in land, live in the sea. learn to fish
sail the seven seas. go to the philippines. live under a bridge. and wait for whatever the fuck you are waiting for in life.

>>718175053
I definitely cannot afford an airplaine ticket, that is FAR outside my budget.

>>718165059
Get in the hole, scoop up the dirt from the pile onto yourself. Cover your head last. Bang.

>>718175231
mind if I ask what your budget is?

>>718165059
Why is everyone so depressed and shit this morning? Fucking man up and deal with it bitch. People have it much worse off than you and are happy just being able to breathe, eat, and drink.

>>718175218
All my debts are settled as of my last birthday, a gift to myself really.
I now have sixty four dollars, a backpack, a extra pair of pants, some peanut butter, ramen, half a stick of pepperoni, my ancient 10 gauge shotgun, and one slug round for the bitch.
The shovel belongs to a good girl living in the neighborhood.

>>718175178
I'm happy for you man. What's this engineering based plan of yours?

>>718175328
$64

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>>718175053
>the bus runs every day

Second time I hear this expression, what does it mean? Kind of like " life goes on" or something?

>>718175512
are you likely to have any more money heading your way soon? I.e payment for labouring?

>>718175685
It means anything can happen. If you're gonna die might as well die trying. You can live any life you want.

put rocks in a backpack, sit on the edge of a bridge, pull trigger.

>>718175582
This guy
>>718166668
Had a pretty good idea, cheap enough materials, and it works out in my head well enough. The hardest part will be making a strong enough thing to hold all that dirt. Once I figure that out I am good.

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Bury yourself FIRST.

THEN pull the trigger.

>>718175835
Set the chargers on 4 poles supporting the dirt overhead. Might as well clean up the mess and help bury yourself.

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>>718175773
alright, thanks, Anon.

>>718175692
Nobody needs labor work in the area, and i am too fugly to work where customers can see me, so I may be able to earn a bit of food, but no real money.
I shouldn't complain, as it means that some people really care about this planet, but the fucking hippies make it hard to make money by collecting cans when they recycle everything.

>>718175685
I heard it on an interview Morgan Freeman did. the interviewer was bitching about how people get trapped in bad neighbourhoods and stuck in a rut. Morgan retorts with "the bus runs every day"

basically, there are ways out, you just have to go for it. on the bus.

>>718175966
I like this idea, thank you. Now just need to make it strong enough to support all of the dirt.

>>718176010
So do something else you twat.

>>718175512
why dont you try to borrow again $10 from every person you know before you go. And use it to start the new game. teach yourself how to make a boat. live in the open ocean. and use the shovel you got from your neighbor to dig up hidden treasures. you know. rather than digging your own grave.

>>718176152
I am, obviously.

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>>718176048
I'll check it out, thanks. I once saw a video where he was asked by some jewish guy about why he doesn't want black history month. I remember him owning the jew pretty fast, lol.

>>718176120
Set the dirt in a tarp. Makes it easier to brace from the middle (centre mass bullshit) if the wood is too shitty. Make an X with spare wood.

>>718176010
how about spending your money heading to an area with lots of construction work going on? I'm sure you could pick up some casual work at least, live modestly for a few weeks so you can save up some money then move on a little bit further.

what do you think?

>>718176179
Because the people I know definitely will not lend me money, I would have better luck begging for money across the corner from where the tranny whores sell their asses.

>>718176185
So what do you do now?

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Dont listen to these edgelords, whatever it is your thinking, stop it because once you make that choice there is no going back, you may believe that your life has no potential, but the power to change your life's circumstance is with in your own hands, its something we are ALL capable of. So please my friend, reconsider and give this crazy life your all, because at least by the end of it you can say proudly that you braved it all, despite all its hurdles. Love from a land across the ocean blue :)

>>718176257
here bro

https://yout (remove this text)u.be/v5DIE6dcY5E

OP this means you too

>>718175512
>I now have sixty four dollars, a backpack, a extra pair of pants, some peanut butter, ramen, half a stick of pepperoni, my ancient 10 gauge shotgun, and one slug round for the bitch.
Guess I'd pull a an hero too if I had it all like OP.

God speed good Sir.

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>>718169777
i dont do this with pleasure but no man shall tell my grave i was a liar

>>718176412
i sounded real bad at the end. my apologies. i didnt mean it that way

>>718176342
The last time i tried applying for a job like that, they let me fill out their application, of what little info I could give them, and they say the same painful line as always.

>> "Thank you sir, we will call you about our decision in five to seven buisness days."
Translation: we will never contact you again, and if you call us, we will grow belligerent that you dared to push further.

>>718176566
thanks again!

and yeah OP, consider not giving it all up.

>>718165059
put canvas over roller logs
put dirt on canvas over said logs
fall back on it as the canvas envelopes you with the dirt?

>>718176524
To get by? Food shelters and picking through trash for cans or anything the recycling center will take cash for, sosmetimes I can convince a diner to let me wash dishes for some food/cash.

>>718165586
what if you shoot the first bullet in the boat and then the gun jams

>>718165059
OP I'm curious about this final resting place of yours. You say its in the woods somewhere. Do you just mean in a national park or some kind of government land or something?

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>>718177048

>>718177343
I assume the government owns it, its abouteight miles outside the edge of the city I currently live in.
The spot is between three trees, there was a dead bush in the spot before. Its a nice hidden place, far enough away from where people usually go that I doubt I'll be found within a couple of decades, if ever.

>>718177615
Do you plan on marking it in anyway? Even temporarily?

>>718177609
Oh... I like this one too. I could buy some sheets and nail them to the last logs to pull eberything else down on me. Nice, thank you as well!

>>718177695
i keep it real
i think you should explore life options before you pull the trigger, but do what you want man

>>718177686
Nope, I am figuring after the first spring rain the spot will look barely different than when I started digging. Nobody needs to know where I died, nobody cared where I lived unless they could make money off of it.

>>718177837
Why'd you choose that spot in the first place? Just cause it was shady? Also, fuck everyone else. The marking ain't for them. It's for you.

>>718178005
Mostly because of the bush, actually. It reminded me of a blackberry bush I used to eat from back in my twenties. Saved me a lot of money, and a lot of stress. Dug it up and ceaned up the branches, made it easy nest-building material for animals, dug down six feet, ovaled the hole so I could lay in it, then realized I had no idea how to get the dirt ontop of me after I died. So, now I am sneaking some charge into this prepay phone to talk with you all.

I swear to god anon if i will ever kill myself i will kill myself at the best place possible. In my back garden

>>718176970
how about smaller sites? the type you can walk up to and say "hey, any jobs I can get done for you? need to make 50 bucks quick"
that's what I meant by casual labour

>>718178766
Every single place insists on an application being filled out.
Nobody wants to hire you unless you are rich enough to live inside a house.
Cannot earn enough money to live in a house without a job that requires a house.

Its set up to make you fail, once you are below that invisible line, nobody wants to look at you, or treat you like a human.

>>718165059
Don't hurt yourself man you're going to end up hurting other people

>>718179000
. . . What?

How is me going several miles away from people to take a permanent dirt nap hurting anyone else?

>>718179000
This is one of the most thought out suicides i have even tries to hide his suicide spot so no one find him
Are you retarded?