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Why do girls smell so bad? Girls are cute and hot and stuff,

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Why do girls smell so bad?

Girls are cute and hot and stuff, but whenever I get close to one, unless they are freshly showered, I notice this hideous body odor that smells like feces mixed with rotten eggs and sweat. Even when they make an effort to douse themselves in perfume, you can always smell it under. What makes females smell so terrible? I honestly can't get a boner to one due to their rancid stench.
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>>718160995
Where you from?

Girls don't smell like that in my experience.
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Sounds like you've been hanging around some hippie bitches.
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are you talking about fat girls
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>>718161301
Beat me to it. If pic is related well yeah fat chicks tend to stink more.
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It has a lot to do with there PH and the health, so ex..
girls that eat healthy and ph wash dont smell or smell good.
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girls that eat fast food and junk food even if they wash they don't smell good.
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All the girls I know smell like salty coins in milk.once in a while a little bit Haddocky.
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>>718161481
My ex was fat and ate a lot of crap. Is that why her cunt smelled like a fish market sometimes and cheese at others?
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>>718160995
This is first thread that I've seen that relates to this topic

Same thing happens to me. I can't stand the smell of most girls. They got a fishy/piss type of smell that turns me off. Maybe my sense of smell is better than most but I don't know how people say women smell great.

Does nature want me to be gay?
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>>718161956
That's fucking nasty dude
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Chances are they're probably not showering properly, or maybe they don't shower as often as they should
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Look for a thigh gap. The pussy needs to breathe or it gets sweaty, stinky or worse,
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Yeah you are gay thats whats going on
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>>718162233
I know. What's fucked up is that I stayed with her for two years. Either I'm one lonely motherfucker or I really liked something about her. Oh well. Went to the clinic and got antibiotics just in case I caught anything!
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I think you are hanging with girls that don't shower everyday. And girls can smell way worse than guys when they don't shower. Just think of all the slimy gunk building in and around their cunt. You are probably getting a wiff of that.
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>>718162324
>>718162756
Growing up is realizing that alot of girls are way grosser than guys. These bitches are foul and think because their girls and guys worship them. That their above obvious rules of nature which says fucking clean yourself everyday especially when you have a wet bacteria haven in your pants.
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>>718163141
Anyone who has worked in a bar restaurant or coffee shop will tell you that they are way grosser than men having seen the state they make of their public washrooms. Pigs!
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>>718161956
smells like fish and cheese is a sign that she needs to wash herself more.

tell her she stank
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>>718163572
She's gone now anyway. She was a female neckbeard basically so yeah probably just a slob. Pretty slutty too though so who knows. Well antibiotics will take care of anything I might have caught.
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>>718161956

One of my exes used to develop a pungent snootch odor after eating red onions. It would smell exactly like onions, and I couldn't go down on her until the odor went away after about a day. When I told her about it, she was really embarrassed.
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>>718164014
Yeah I didn't have the heart to say anything to my ex about the stink. It was like that (fish market) the first time I fucked her and went away after a while but then came back again now and then along with the cheese smell. Really you'd think they'd notice it themselves and do something about it!
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no horror stories but i have definitely been able to smell what I'm pretty sure was menstruation. It was like a sour- pepperoni ish smell. Thought it might have just been my ex, but this girl i just went out with had the exact same smell.

possibly relevant: both were blonde and of german and irish/english descent
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>>718162060
They're naturally raunchy creatures. That's why the wear perfume and makeup and stuff.
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>>718165276
Yeah I've noticed different races smell different. The fat filipina I dated smelled the worst. Ukrainian girl had no odour at all but she'd sweat buckets while lying in bed to the point where I'd change my sheets after she'd been over.
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>>718165575
Oh and the redhead had a pissy smell. Pakki was surprisingly clean though.
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>>718160995
That may be a defense mechanism
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>>718160995
Have you tried to fuck a girl in a shower? Or maybe in a pool?
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Generally girls that you are biologically compatible with will smell good to you. If they're healthy, even their sweat should smell good. They should smell and taste attractive naturally... all mammals sniff and taste each other before they mate to determine compatibility.

Either the girls you've been with are unhealthy (very likely in fast food landwhale infested America) or you're maybe biologically not meant to be attracted to fertile females. In which case, too bad for you
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>>718165970
I bet that all gets fucked up when they're on the pill though.
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>>718163572
A fishy smell is usually a sign of a bacterial infection, which is very common. Healthy vaginas do not smell like fish
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>>718166203
Yes it does. Also deodorant and strong perfume fucks it up
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>>718166216
My cock was constantly itchy when I was with her too. Glad to be out of there really. I've gone kind of temporarily A- sexual after that.
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>>718161481
I had a roommate for a couple years. His girlfriend was a whale and everytime she used the bathroom it would smell like rotting fish for hours. I saw him spraying his mattress with Lysol outside one time. He said that he was trying to get rid of a sickness that they both shared recently.
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>>718160995
Well, truth be told, women DO have a vagina and every single one of them smells musky (and quite a bit muskier around her period). Even with girls who take a daily shower..... and if a girl doesn't shower every single day (especially if she's a big girl), well, honestly sometimes you're smelling a dirty cooch (but this is far from all women). I honestly think girl parts are the smelliest part on any human being... that being said, I personally think it's a good smell (even if it's a bit musky), if they shower daily (but if they don't, my god by the time you get those panties off it can smell like a rotting Asian fish market on a summer day).

But say you're getting something off a low shelf and a woman walks by briefly putting her parts inches from your nose... you'll probably be able to smell her parts for a second. I knew a guy who would *always know* a woman was on her period by her smell. He was always right.

And men and women have different smelling sweat, we smell completely different. Men's sweat smells salty. Women smell sweet and if she's sweating hard, a bit like onions or garlic.

But like most males, honestly I like female odors, they smell so much different than us. I like women's feet and the way they smell, the smell of women's pits on a hot day, even a bit of pussy musk (as long as it's within acceptable limits, and if they shower daily, it should be).
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my ex when i was younger had a stinky puss, she saw the face i pulled because of it. thats why we broke up. lol
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>>718160995
I know what you're talking about. I've experienced that too. But it only comes from fat girls. The fat pushes it's odors from under the skin. Try dating skinny girls, op.
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>>718160995
My sister is the only chick I know with any kind of notable smell. But it's not a bad smell. It's a clean human smell.
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>>718166962
kek. Well you dodged that bullet then!
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Dunno what kind of rank bitches you're hanging out with, but all my ex's never smelt like anything you're describing. They were always clean and smelt like whatever perfume they were wearing. If they did happen to get all sweaty it never was an awful smell and I barely noticed. Also had a female roommate and not once did she have a bad smell. Maybe I just date the clean ones that weren't raised by degenerates.
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Either youre dirty yourself and hangout with dirty bitches,a juggalo, or you think 2/10's are cute. I'm losing hope in you OP.
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>>718160995
I see what you're saying, my ex had a specific smell, can't remember how strong it was now tho. Which is fine anyway. Bitch was psycho. One I do, however, notice from a GREAT distance is my roommate's gf. And it's strait putrid bad... Ugh, -shivers at thought-
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Fuck, about to lose my virginity in a week, now I'm getting worried
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>>718167592
Better get a gas mask.
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>>718167592
I've found the amount of body fat is directly proportional to cooch odor.

And having dated a couple of large women in my day (I've now sworn off 250+, but below that is alright), I can tell you that same apathetic attitude that they have towards getting exercising and eating right, they almost always have towards bathing as well. One of them I had to *tell her to shower* otherwise she wouldn't. Worst relationship of my life.
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>>718166592
>spraying his mattress with Lysol
>trying to get rid of a sickness

That's not how one kills gross things lmao
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>>718168033
I didn't find that with my ex who's cunt smelled like a fish market when I first fucked her which is why I was kind of surprised. I mean not just a bit fishy but like those really strong sardines you know? I could smell it all over my apartment after she left. It was so strong it kind of stuck in my nose for a week after. But no B.O. otherwise that I noticed. Weird huh?
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>>718168033
This is true. Fat slobs will be fat slobs.
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>>718160995
This is the right smell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg
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>>718164014
goddamn snootches lol I love that word.. SNOOTCH, PUT THAT SNOOTCH AWAY WHORE
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>>718165677
redheads do have that smell, ive had four and they all smell the same. kinda kills the luster of it all.
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>>718169136
Hah. Damn I've got one coming over here in a couple of weeks. Hope it isn't too horrifying. Maybe I should tell her I'll be out of town or something.
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>>718163141
This extends to their rooms as well. From the first time I've entered a girl's room I have been constantly shocked at how much of a bed of chaos it always seems to be. Junk on the floor, junk on the bed, underwear everywhere... how? Pay attention to it next time you are looking at one of those "pictures you shouldn't be sharing" threads. The room in the background of the selfies is almost always a warzone.
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better than any dating site! a lot of horny matures of your city on http://bla.st/l8r3f
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>>718169242
now hold on dude, dont fag out on me. You should be defeating the odor with your cock. In the same breath one of the redheads after exercise used to smell like skittles. So I think it has to do with genetics and diet. Pound the shit out of that hot pink pussy and pale ass
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>>718169634
Haha. Yeah I'll see. Honestly it's weird I feel pretty A sexual lately after a nasty breakup. But whatever happens will happen. I fooled around with the same chick years ago and she certainly seamed to know what she was doing. Tiny as well. Fun sized.
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Dude you are gay. It is well known that gays are repulsed by females. Your mind doesn't know it yet but your body does. Go fuck a faggot.
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>>718166991
Why are you sniffing your sister? Tell us more.
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>>718169830
I've been straight all my life and find myself repulsed by women lately. Probably just a phase. Overkill with 3 relationships and too much porn. Just get sick of it after a while.
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Idk, my gf is a bit on the chubby side and she never smells bad. Even her vag smells ok (not like roses or anything, but it's far from revolting). Granted she is a clean freak and showers thoroughly everyday. Though I have been around her on the couple occasions she skips a shower, like if we both end up staying at a friend's house or something and even then her smell is always somewhere between non-existent and pleasent.
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>>718169970
No you are a faggot O/P. You are denying true happiness by not indulging is unrestricted wild gay sex. Cock in the mouth and up your bum is your path to happiness.
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>>718169966
Dubs don't lie tell us about sniffing your sister. Do you sniff her soiled underwear?
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>>718169970
A classic sign of closet fagness. OP you are a faggot. Just admit it and stop with the pretence.
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>>718169966
We have always been very close and we used to cuddle a lot. No sexy penis vagina time or anything.
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Problems:

1. You've never gotten close to anyone in general before, so you haven't realized that most people have an odor to them underneath the mask of perfumes

2. These people are gross.

3. You're a sensitive little bitch.

Pick one. You're telling me that you can't even get an erection because of how bad the stench is.

>Why do girls

No, buddy. Why do YOUR girls. Talk to me. Tell me where you are meeting them at. Bars? Clubs?

Come on dude you know the answer is right in your fucking face. I have never had the problem you're having. I fuck both girls and dudes.. well I wouldn't say "I fuck" because I'm pretty settled with my SO right now (female).
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>>718170230
Nope. I wouldn't care if I was. Just never even been slightly curious about that.
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>>718167592
Trust me, getting to fuck is well worth the 30 seconds of fishy odor you'll have to deal with faggot
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>>718160995
>not liking female stink
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>>718162060
Whew....


I'm not alone.

Maybe I'm more sensitve to crotch rot. It is such a turn off.

My wife called me out when I was wrapping the sheets around her while I was fucking her.

Had to resort to Viagra so she wouldn't feel bad when I lost my erection from the stench.

Should have manned up and told her.

It's from her IUD as well. That's not helping either.

I couldn't imagine the smell when those get changed out.
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>>718170154
I smell her hair while she's sleeping at my place. She likes to tease my cock with her feet, too. Shit's cash.
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>>718168033
The only girl I've ever dated with a puss that had any odor was this really skinny, obsessed-with-cleanliness chick. And it smelled like nasty cheese CONSTANTLY. I had to learn to like it.
All the fatter, grosser chicks I've been with smelled clean; whether they showered an hour ago or a full week ago.. I have no explanation beyond a vague sense that it's inherent to the girl and has little to do with with how they treat their pussy or their body at large. Some pussies just smell and some pussies just don't.
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>>718163902
the term is legbeard.
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>>718160995
its true
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