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Hey /b/ I work in a video store. Ask me about a movie and I'll

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Hey /b/ I work in a video store.
Ask me about a movie and I'll rate and review it for you.

>trips gets a digital copy of a random movie
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how are you still open?
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>>718156468
We get movies faster than other stores do.

Netflix is moving towards more Netflix created content and less mainstream media.

Redbook customer service is ass.

Big selection.

We're not assholes like blockbuster kek
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>>718156613
>>718156244
>>>718156468
>We get movies faster than other stores do.
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>Netflix is moving towards more Netflix created content and less mainstream media.
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>Redbook customer service is ass.
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>Big selection.
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>We're not assholes like blockbuster kek


Redbox*
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>>718156613
huh makes sense but still amazing that a video store is alive and well,
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>>718156244
What's wrong with your thumb?!?!
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>>718156244
Wait, video stores still exist?
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do you have any vhs
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>>718156244

Note sure if Family Video in Jeffersontown KY or not.
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>>718156900
Bad lighting and weird angle. I think.
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>>718156987
Lol no fam
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Is that Family Video?
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>>718156244
are you stuck in 2004 anon

how did you get lost in time
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does your rate and review service include pornos as well?
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>>718156244
Is that the Family Video in Statesville?
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where are you located and do you have any sort of competition from other stores
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What do you think about Pulp Fiction?
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>>718157022
All Family Videos look the same
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>>718157022
Nah
>>718157218

Nah


It's in Oklahoma
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>>718157218

I'm also curious, it looks exactly like the one in Galesburg
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>>718157428
Jesus. The similarity is absolutely uncanny
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>>718157231
No for the most part it's just FV.
Redbox is a competitor but not a good one. Novelty wore of real quick because of ridiculous late fees, bad disks and horrible customer service.

We're all around the US
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you must live in a shitty place, i only see video stores in nigger areas
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OP stop time traveling and go to bed.
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>>718157378

Fair enough

>>718157428

Ha.

How many losers come in to rent from the back room?
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>>718156244
Mulholland Drive
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Do you carry full bush 70's porn?
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>>718156244
They still have those?
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>>718156244
What's the strangest video request you've received, and did you have it?
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Is that the video store near a dairy queen?
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>>718157640
this
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>>718156244
What's you're opinion on Alien
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what videos are you selling at the moment due to their low hire rate?
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Lol once that store goes out of business you're gonna be homeless
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bad night high dinghy hah hydrant a fantasy digits branding Duggan had that duty handgrip. Fuckface
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better than any dating site! a lot of horny sluts of your city on http://bla.st/l8r3f
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>>718157259
Pulp Fiction is a fantastic movie! It blends the characters violence and humanity insanely well. You have characters that are debating giving a woman a foot rub and then shooting a man the next. The head of the mafia gets fucked in the butt in a series of unfortunate events.

The scene at the beginning of the movie with S. Jackson and Travolta is one of the (if not longest) single shot scenes in cinematic history, as a side note.

It's one of those movies that makes you laugh at the surrealism of it but at the same time really makes you think about it. It gives every character a lot of dimensions.

It's not "oh this is the bad guy and he is evil 24/7" Travoltas character literally gets shot after taking a shit. I loved his character but from an objective viewpoint he was technically a bad guy.

10/10 Quentin is God.
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>>718158023

> assuming OP doesn't have 6 months living expenses in the bank
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>>718157428
WAIT, IN MOORE?!?
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>>718158054
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>>718157977
Alien is a legendary movie, Ridley Scott is amazing and Sigourney Weaver is hot.

The movie literally paved the way for a shit ton of sci-fi and fantasy movies and games.

7/10 because we didn't see Sigourney's tits.
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>>718157428
we still have video rental stores in oklahoma?
what the fuck
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>>718158141
Nahhhh
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Was just reading a le Reddit bread about blockbuster n stuff

Got bored so I came to /B/ and this is the first thread?
This website is gay

Jk that was a joke
Am I funny
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>>718156244
Resevoir Dogs
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Why does Robert Deniro keep making suck ass comedies?
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>>718158333
Check em
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>>718157830
Uhhh there's not a whole lot of them, except the creeps asking for porn.

I send them to the chickasha store because they're the only FV store with an adult room.

Kek
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>>718157428
Duncan? Chickasha?
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>>718158398
I love that movie, I just saw a thread about how tipping was stupid and reminded me of it
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>>718158398
Reservoir Dogs is a classic. The point of the movie isn't the violence of crime or the action but what happens afterwards.

It's a satirical nod to the fact that so many movies focus on the action or the happily ever after but never pay attention to what really happens afterwards.

That's how I interpreted the movie anyway.

10/10 Steve Buscemi is amaze.
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Hown do I know that there is not dried sperm or Pussy juice on the rental dvds?
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>>718158335
I honestly thought that was the only one in the state. Just looked at a map, does Oklahoma have the most FamilyVideos? Wtf there's a lot
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>>718156244
goodfellas
and/or
pulp fiction
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>>718158333
Send me a screen cap to prove this is you with text of your snapchat or something and I'll send you a digital when I get home
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>>718158333
Dude, they have one in Moore on 4th lol
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>>718158578
Neewwwp
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Do you still rent vhs?
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Luckily, I dont live near niggerfaggots or white trash. haven't seen those since 2009
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>>718157428
Well, Oklahoma... so its like... 2003 for you guys, right?
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Guy says he's from Oklahoma and every other okieposter starts in
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OP here boys, about to drive home, keep the thread alive for about fifteen minutes.

Or ill start a new one when I get home.

Whoever got trips, post screen cap proof you posted that shit and post your snapchat or a throwaway or something so I can send you your digital.
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>>718158794

You can fake a (you) in all of 2 seconds by changing the content in your browser. A screenshot means nothing.
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I have a coy of that Keyser Söze movie. I went to return it but the place tried to carge me extra cuz it was 9:01 PM and I told them to fuck off and kept it.
They went out of business because times change.
How fucked am I?
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>>718156244
The only time I've seen a video store still open is way up north where, they get their grocery stock via dog-sled, and the internet connection is only strong enough to send one sentence e-mails a week.
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>>718158461
Do they have betamax?
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Where is the best Whataburger in OKC?
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>>718158959
I actually live in a decent city without a whole lot of niggers. I have a couple of really decent black people who rent but not too many.

One nigger literally named Q'lease. Fucking stinks and is a sleezeball. We always charge him double late fees for being a niggerfag.
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better thaan any dating site! a lot of horny sluts of your city on http://bla.st/l8r3f
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>>718158461
Fuckin figures. Damn meth heads trying to rub one out between batches
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>>718159186
north or south side?
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review the little panda fighter
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>>718159062
>The Usual Suspects

Not fucked. You won't be able to rent but we honestly don't give a fuck.

Just tell them you returned it, insist that you did and we'll take it off but put a photo ID check on that shit.

We always go out of our way to help the nice customers, pro tip. Don't be an asshole and you can get away with most anything.
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>>718159340
South
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>>718156244
Shrek
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Hey. My family video has a Marco's Pizza inside it. Does yours have that too?
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>>718159568
I think the only one on the south side is by like 59th and Western
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>>718159611
10/3 would Onion again
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>>718159620
Where do you live
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>>718159777
WINRAR WINRAR YOU GET A FREE MOVIE
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