I'm currently drunk, and drinking with family tonight /b/,

well my mom just died.

>>718152435
what makes you think that she'd be interested?

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someone tell me who she is.

>>718152435
Well lets see your mom, then ill assist to my best ability.

Noooooooooooo

Honestly, I'm just really drunk, and wanted a fast incest thred. Sorry anon, I need to get some shit together.

>>718152435
she's not. you're drunk. go to bed.

>>718152435
>I have reason to believe she may be into it
I think you're just drunk

Ok faggots. Wincest thread! I never request anything from you doucheags!

>>718154362
This one time me and my imouto fucked

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>>718152435

make her smash another bottle of red and then walk around the house your underpants

>>718155072
FBI-kun its late go to bed

>>718155030
>>718155171
>>718155241
more

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>>718153912
A voice of wisdom? On /b/?
You're a long way from home, friend

>>718152435
Go have a cold shower. You're drunk. Your mother is your mother. You should not think of her like that, because she definitely isn't into this. You're confusing filial love with a sexual one.

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Hi

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Thank you!

i wish i didnt have mommy issues

>>718152435
You are a fucking loser OP go suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole

WTF is wrong with you?fucking kill yourself you sick bastard.

>>718152435
You have a disease. Get help, Trumpfag.

Where can i watch free porn like this?

>>718152435
Hell, Anon. The only answer is to whip your throbbing cock out and present it to her. If she drops down on her milf slut knees and starts sucking you then you're golden. If she slaps the shit out of you and sends you to bed without any chicken tendies, then you'll KNOW you were a bad Anon. All your problems solved! That'll be one picture of your moms big titties.

>>718156352
Vagina just staying open like a bag when cock pulls out.
>This is what hentai artists really believe.

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>>718156418
Don't we all...

>>718157023
Hentai artists aren't anatomy majors nor have ever been in a pussy.

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>>718152435
Luckily the incest fetish gene comes from your mom's side of the family. Turn on pic, see how she reacts to it, and go from there.

>>718155030
>>718155241
The first time somebody described what she did to me as abuse, I laughed.
I laughed. Not a nervous chuckle, either. Not a friendly snicker I laughed at them because they had no idea what they were talking about.

My father beat me. My brother raped me.
That was abuse.
What my mother did for me made me feel like a King. Like I mattered. Her voice could silence every fitful hum in my brain. Her kiss could bring me peace like no drug, or drink or brainless whore ever has since.
That's not abuse. That's love.

It was my only REAL love.
Which is why is hurt so much when it stopped.

>>718158224
Greentext?

>>718158224
How old were you when you started ? How old was your mom ?

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>>718158224

>>718158600
>One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood.
>He could no longer help himself!
>He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock.
>He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too.
>Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever!
>Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU."
>Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!"
>Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head
>Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite!"
>Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass!
>The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise.
>The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and >Andy and started to urinate all over them.
>Then they started to masturbate.
>Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! >You are churning my insides up so well!
>Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES!
>All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore!
>They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside.
>All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass.
>Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full!"
>All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged.
>The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

>>718152602
Should have replied to the threads

>>718158600
>>718158224

>Be me
>7 or so
>Playing with my favorite dinosaurs in my room.
>The Tyrannosaurus and 'Spike Tail' as I called it.
>Brother comes in.
>He has a black eye.
>Open my mouth to ask what happened and-SMACK!
>Slaps me across the face, pretty much just pins me and rapes me right there.
>Broken inside.
>Confused.
>Angry.
>So fucking angry.
>Mom figures it out immediately.
>Tries to keep bro and I apart now.
>Dad thinks she's coddling me.
>She told me not to try and tell Dad. I thought that was crazy at first...but then I saw how he hit her when she tried to tell him. I almost killed him for that. I was eight and six weeks old. I had the knife. Knew where he slept when he was piss drunk.
>Still don't know why I didn't do it.
>Mom leaves Dad emotionally.
>He pretty much holds her hostage in the house.
>Super jealous.
>Even more abusive now that he isn't getting laid.
>Life goes on. A whole fucking year.
>Tense dinners.
>Short convos.
>I relax. I shouldn't have.
>Bro rapes me again. In the bath this time.
>Mom stops it halfway through. He tries to get violent with her. Dad comes home early. Shit hit the fucking fan.
>That was the last time I saw my Dad. Mom pulled me naked out of the tub and we drove away while he was busy beating my brother into a toothless bloody mess.
>We drove for hours.
>She let me wear her jacket.
>I loved that thing. It smelled like her hair and favorite cigarettes.
>I still smoke lucky strikes. Even use lip balm. Just for the Taste.
>We hid out in a motel somewhere outside Georgia, near the border of Tennessee.
>That night was the first time I saw my mom cry, and the first time we made love.
>I knew how it all worked. She wanted to show me there was more to love and sex than hurting somebody.
>Admittedly, she was a little drunk but after the day we had? Even I could have used a sip.
>We stayed ghosted like that for nearly a decade.
>Dad finally showed up with a PI after six fucking years.

>>718159767
Shit. Meant my brother for the last time.
He ran away shortly after Mom and I did.
Dad never looked for his ass.

Continuing.

>>718159767

>CPS takes me from Mom.
>Almost gave me back to my dad but the counselor lady they had me talk to wouldn't allow it.
>It was a mess, and finally told a stranger everything that had happened to me.
>That's when she called it abuse.
>I'd been coming home to see my mom smiling every for the last six years.
>I'd bring her good grades from school.
>I'd hold her when she cried or couldn't sleep because of the memories. Or her anxiety.
>She'd hold my hand when were outside and I thought I saw him.
>She'd remind how strong I had to be to keep going after all that.
>I did the same.
>We made love when the feeling was right. When we had time. When we felt like it.
>We were in love.
>Fuck, I'm still in love. Just don't know where she is.
>Six years of that. All taken away cause some faggot in a judge robe thinks our age difference made it "abuse."
>Fuck him.
>I've been abused.
>The only thing that helped was her.

Got nothing else to say, really. Haven't told this story much or ever before in these threads. Lurked em' a lot. Hope you enjoyed, fuckers.

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>>718160503
thanks for contributing m8