so, i have a question for u guys, what was the youngest

>>718127349
19

>>718127349
12

/nopedo

>>718127446
>8

20

>>718127349
1

>>718127349
15

14

>>718127349
22

>>718127349
17, legal in UK btw. I was 17 too, so not so creepy.

>>718127446
>>718127512
stories?

16 here, i was 17 at the time. pretty meh

>>718127349
87

>>718127349
14
I was "baby sitting" her. Her parents left for a wedding and were going to be gone almost a month. I was asked to go by the house now and again to make sure it wasn't burning down. Luckily my friend raised a little slut

>>718127349
14 when I was 16. Greatest age difference: 23 when I was 43.

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>>718127349
>gir
You are sick

Void* 0

>>718127349
13. i was 14. she was my gf

>>718127704
Moar about this please. How many times did you fuck and when and what happened when it was the first time you did it with her?

35

>>718127756
> 23 when I was 43.
what was it like? how did it happen

>>718127349
16 while 18, we had the same birthday, still the best birthday I've ever had.

32 now and just got out of a relationship with an 18yo. Months of incredible sex, but she wasn't able to keep up with my prowess and started to feel guilty about about it.

>>718127658
I was 18 and she didn't look, or act, like she was 12. Smoking hot body and wild in bed. I swear I thought we were the same age.
Makes me diamonds thinking about it now.

>>718127349
13 while 16. Is that weird?

>>718127704
Greentext it mate

>>718128115
sounds lovely, how did it end between you?

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>>718127875
she's now my best friend, she's a married 28yo, unsatisfied. she wants to come back with me. unlucky for her, i'm a lazy single guy who don't give a fuck anything in general, no motivations at all, only fetish porn and lurking everyday in /b/

>>718128101
>but she wasn't able to keep up with my prowess and started to feel guilty about about it.
And what, you couldn't slow down a bit?

42. I've only ever had sex with one, middle aged woman.

I'm 21. I was a virgin until I was 19. I've been in a "sugar mama" relationship the last 2 years.

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>>718127349
don't know cause they were never specific on its age, but i guess a couple months to two years?

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A 19-year-old girl who was 31 weeks pregnant. I came inside of her while I was fucking her doggy style. Man, she had such a tight pussy.

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>>718128101
> she wasn't able to keep up with my prowess

>>718127349
12 but i was 13

>>718128245
I went into the Navy.
Looked her up recently, she's serving a 6 year sentence for a third time caught with meth.

i was 31 she turned 18 the week before.

>>718127349
14, I was 13

>>718128418
Hey wtf are you that guy from that thread? You succeeded?

14 her pussy was perfect

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>>718127349
they were 15, I was 12, my sisters friends.

17. I was 21

>>718127446
storystorystory

>>718127704
pics or it didn't happen

>>718127349
16, when I was in my 20's. Legal in my country.

I find the lack of greentext stories disturbing.

Also

>15

I was 17 at the time.

>>718127349
14

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>>718128759


Password:Nipples

Yeah I met up with her on Thursday night and we fucked for a couple of hours.

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>>718127446
"Sex by Eight,
or it's too late!"

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>>718129425

12
I was 25

>>718129425
Rolling

>>718129425
Dubs get

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13...pic related it's her.
You ppl that think 12 and 13 is so young. .are living in another time.
This bitch into bdsm and crazy kinky shit.

>>718129425
Roll

>>718127895
About a week in was when I fucked her.
I came by to check on the house. She was just laying on the couch playing on her phone. She said hi, she was always a nice girl. She was in a yellow t-shirt, very tight and skinny jeans. I went into the kitchen and saw 3 of those cardboard discs that frozen pizza comes on. I felt bad because obviously this girl had no idea how to cook. So I decided to make something. I'll green text from here on out
>walk into living room
Hey I'll cook something tonight
>"oh you don't have to do that I'm fine"
Well I dontvhave to stay, I'll j781st come out something in the oven for you and leave. You need something other than pizza
>"I just don't want to waste your time"
>told her it was no trouble as I left
>I got a regular old spoon roast and some pearl onions
>friend had carrots and patatos along with other normal kitchen shit
>get back there around 5
>she's not there
>oh well
>start preping anyway
>she comes back as I'm cutting potato
>"what are these? Baby onions?"
Pearl onions
>"do they taste normal?"
I guess
>she fiddles with the pack of onions obviously feling awkward
You can go watch tv, you don't need to help
>"I want to help. I just don't know what to do"
>hand her carrots and peeler as I take the pack of onions back
Peel
>I start peeling the onions as I she does that
>we do a bit more as she talks about friends and shit
>put everything in oven and get ready to leave tell her to take it out at 7
>"you can stay anon, I won't eat that all by myself."
Afraid it will burn?
>"no, I don't want to feel like I'm kicking you out."
>I stay and we watch shit on Netflix
>by that I mean I watch Malcolm in the middle and she plays on her phone.

12 she was 12
Licked a girl out when I was 6 she was 9 didn't know what I was doing just got told to do things that her!
Remember my nob was red saw she had to rub cream on it!
After that I started to do it with girls from round my way and girls in school. Didn't find out until l I got told off! I was 8 when I got caught naked in a tent out side my house whit next Doors daughter she was 5 we did stuf over a year, just get naked and touch and play. Did this with 7 girls including the two!

>>718129425
Rollerino

>>718128826
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
from the novel by Ken Kesey
McMurphy: She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with.

>>718127658

She was 8, I was 9 and we were playing "House". She told me to put it in her and move it around. We didn't know what we were doing, just that it felt good. We almost got caught by her mom a couple times.

>>718129407
Nice one dude. On thursday night i was doing some work then getting drunk with a buddy

>>718129425
roll

>>718128325
Are you me?

>>718127349
not sure.. how old was your mom when you were conceived? also? take out the garbage son, don't make me tell you again

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>>718127849
>>718128383
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to catch that!

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Fingerbanged my neighbor when we were both 6

>>718127849
Gir is one hot......whatever it is
Perfect 10/10

>>718129866
DUBS!!!!

>>718129639
holy fuck storryy

>>718129425
Rollin

>>718129760
Moar bitch.

>>718129715
how u hook up with her?

>>718129425
x

kek horiz0nfire and we can trade the win you still have ;)

>>718127349
15

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>>718129760
looks promising, go on my man

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>>718130256
Absolutely, officer. Right away.

>>718129639
greentext

>>718127349
17 when i was 22. wouldn't risk it again tho

>>718127349
14 when I was 19

>>718130120
>be me
>25
>uncle offers me a badass job
>I move to go work at his company
>small, but successful
>I move in with him because I haven't found an apartment yet
>he has a daughter, 11
>her friends always come over
>one friend has the hots for me
>she's super cute. Blond. Tits barely starting to show
>she stays the night often
>uncle normally leaves on the weekends
>he loves to travel and party
>her and I get close
>we have deep covos
>after a month or so, she's staying the night
>my cousin goes to bed
>blondy stays in den with me
> shortshortstanktop.jpg
>I say my back hurts
>she asks if she can rub it
>I agree
>she rubs my back under my shirt
>She finishes, says, "your turn"
>I rub her back
>she tells me, "no, under the shirt like I did"
>so I comply

Contin?

>>718127349
16. . . when I was also 16

>>718131144
Of course. :)

>>718131144
Yea

>>718129760
>she has her legs curled up to her as she is laying down
You can stretch your legs out or I can move
>"ok" as she stretches them across my lap
>Her gaze never left the screen
>looking at her long legs I feel a sense of perversion
>I've been around her countless times
>I've noticed she a pretty girl, but my dick never has if you get my meaning
>she looks cute with short hair, her body is very developed
>I think ivecalways ignored it out of respect for friend
>but he's not here now
>I start to innocently rub her legs
>I didn't even notice I was at first
>she coos with appreciation
>"that feels good"
>she rests her phone on her chest
You're welcome
>"my boyfriend never does this" she stretches out more and I run her outer thighs
>"would it be weird if I took my pants off and put on shorts?"
No?
>"I mean for you to run my legs?"
Uhhh... No? Just don't tell anyone. I don't want to start a fight
>"okay" she gets up and jogs I guess to her room
>comes back a bit later in a hoody and sport shorts
>You know the ones
>super tight and grab the ass
>throws her legs across my lap
>legs look so fucking smooth
>my fucking dick

>>718131144
no no no.. leave the rest to imagination...

wait this is /b/.. what imagination? FINISH THE STORY!

for Moar Boar...

>>718131144
>>25
>>uncle offers me a badass job
>>I move to go work at his company
>>small, but successful
>>I move in with him because I haven't found an apartment yet
>>he has a daughter, 11
>>her friends always come over
>>one friend has the hots for me
>>she's super cute. Blond. Tits barely starting to show
>>she stays the night often
>>uncle normally leaves on the weekends
>>he loves to travel and party
>>her and I get close
>>we have deep covos
>>after a month or so, she's staying the night
>>my cousin goes to bed
>>blondy stays in den with me
>> shortshortstanktop.jpg
>>I say my back hurts
>>she asks if she can rub it
>>I agree
>>she rubs my back under my shirt
>>She finishes, says, "your turn"
>>I rub her back
>>she tells me, "no, under the shirt like I did"
>>so I comply
go on

>>718127349
17. but i was 19, and we were both in HS.

14 when i was 15.

Well, I bathed my daughter in sperm many times while my gf was pregnant with her...

And maybe a few times after she popped out. :^)

Bampin

>>718128826

storyy

>>718131944
same

>>718131944
>>718132476
samefag

>>718131944
>>718132476
>>718132691
samefag

>>718131413
for fuckin Moar Boar... Finnish!

>>718127349
>implying

>>718131359
>I start running her legs again.
>This time I move down towards her feet
>she has on pink ankle socks
>she shutters a bit as I touch them kicking a bit
>"that's tickles"
Want me to stop?
>"no I really like, I just can't Help the kicking"
>keep one hand on her feet move the other up her legs
>she's not even bothering with her phone that vibrates every 30 secs anymore
>her head is cocked backwards over the couch arm and her hand rest neatly in between her legs
>Every once in awhile I move my hand further up and further in between her legs
>I know my dick has taken over my actions
>i'm praying she doesn't freak out and my friend trusts me enough not have a hidden camera
>at this point she is starting to spread her legs as I extend my hand further
>I can feel her heart beat
>it's fast I didnt know at the time if it was excitement or fear
>with spreading legs though, I'd wager excitement
>You can barely see any of her short dark brown hair under the grey hood but that young face lost in pleasure is still something I fap to
>my phones timer goes off to the sound of "one more drink"
>she jumps a little and I say I have to go get the stuff out of the oven.
>she follows to the kitchen
>says it smells good
>we eat nothing to special happens

>>718127349
>13
>shit was so cash I still fap thinking about that

>>718132812
>>718132887
>>718132952
>>718132965
Samefag

>>718131393
>>718131359
>>718131330
>>718131328
>>718131296
Samefag

>>718127349
>>718127406
>>718127446
>>718127543
>>718127630
>>718127657
>>718127658
>>718127704
>>718127849
>>718127756
>>718127866
>>718127875
Samefag

Posting in FBI thread.

>>718133338
>>718127349
>>718128045
>>718127630
>>718129715
>>718128924
>>718131359
Samefag

When I was 6 I had "sex" with a 5 yo. We'd touch each other naughty bits and hump, Not sure what started all that craziness.

>>718132773
I only typed the second one

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>>718127349
None, I'm virgin.

>>718131144
>I finish tubing her back
>I stretch out on the couch
>surprise! She lays down next to me and covers us up
I think, is this really happening?
>she say, "move you arm and scoot a k a little so we can both fit"
I think, no. This is a bad idea. Really bad.
>I tell her, "I don't think we should be laying down like this. I don't want to get in to trouble."
>she responds, "I'm not a tattle tail, besides, it just $@)& here, and she's asleep already"
I think, this girls a predator
>I shift back, move my arm, she gets up close
>put my arm around her
>I feel the boner rising up in response the test I know I've already failed
>she turns over, starts kissing me
>we make out for a while
>then I slide my hand in her shorts
>proceed to rub pussy through panties
>we continue a while longer
>she says,"do you want to try and fuck me?"
DUH!
>I tell her, "we can't do it right here, what if $@&) wakes up?"
>she says, "we can do it in the laundry room"
>smart girl
>me, "OK"
>we get into the laundry room
>I ask, "are you a virgin?"
>her, "no, but I've only been with a couple guys"
>me thinks, fuck it then
>we put down a few large towels
>she gets on her back
>takes off shorts and underwear, leaves on tank top
>her pussy looks like heaven
>there's a little hair above her twat
>no hair anywhere else
>I get on top
>put my dick and her pussy hole
#problem
>it's super fucking tight
>I get less than half way in, it starts to hurt her
>I stop
>she tells me, "keep going, just don't push it in all the way"
>I continue
>I stroke in and out 3-4 times tops
>I pull out fast
>MASSIVE cum explosion all over her stomach and tank top
>we laugh
>do it again the next night
>this goes on for nearly three months

Tightest pussy of my life.

>>718133572
>>718133534
>>718133503
>>718133338
Samefag

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74. i work at a retirement home

>>718133717
Nope anon.

>>718133818
>>718133798
>>718133717
>>718133709
>>718133693
Samefag

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>>718133917
fagget

>>718133709
did u ever get anal?
story of first time?
how'd it end with her?

>>718133717
WRONG!!!
Hahahaha. Fucking idiot.

>>718133917
>>718133717
>>718133693
>>718133503
>>718133321
sanefag

She was 16 and I was 18. We are now married. and have been for 10 years.

>>718134081
>>718133917
>>718133818
>>718134098
>>718134200
>>718134214
>>718134222
samefag

n/a

>>718132952
continue

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>>718134214
lol, fucking samefag

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>>718133709
>>718132952
>>718132965
>>718131359
>>718129760

Get thread. Watch and learn. Get...

13 year olds when I was 14

12, but I was 11 at the time.

>>718134483
lol fai.
watch these, tho

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>>718129425
Check these dubs

>>718134098
I tried to put it in her ass once. She immediately yelled, pulled away, turned around, set of the floor and farted. Lmmfao. Oh god, I'll never forget that one. That was it though. I never tried anal with her again. She did swallow my cum constantly. My cousin found out. But didn't care. It ended well with blondy. We still talk every now and then. Last time I fucked her she was 16.... I think. She might have just turned 17. Still has a tight pussy.

>>718129425
y not

>>718134675
wow, very nice anon, very nice.

how's your appearance? describe it

also, how's the job venture?

>>718129425
Rill

https://discord.gg/PNJp5 New Call

>>718134390
>>718134264
>>718134214
>>718133917
>>718133717

Pls kys

-1

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13

i was 16/17 at the time and she told me she was 16 eventually she told the truth and tbh it turned me on more

inb4 pedo

42

>>718129425
the mods are coming!
run for your IPs

>>718134829
I'm decent looking. Enough to get laid on a reg.

And I'm a rich fag now.

>>718132952
about 9 is when things start to pick up again
>I'm cleaning up as she comes back into the kitchen
>"hey do you need my help with anything?"
No I'm fine
>"okay I'm going to shower then"
Alright, I might not be here when you get out
>"well maybe just wait a bit then? Before you leave."
Sure?
>as soon as she's gone I start all these fantasies
>imagine fucking the shit out of my friends little girl.
>I really just think she's going to ask for booze or weed
>It's no secret I smoke. And I often get her parents to smoke
>I'm sitting on the couch waiting when she finally comes back
>"can you keep a secret"
Snitches get stiches
>she girl giggles
>"my friend gave me this"
>cool looking but ultimately cheap pipe
You're not smoking are you
>"...I am, but like hardly ever"
>she's visibly nervous
>"like only durring the summer or parties"
You're not my kid, I'm not here to lecture you
>I really felt like it, but I wanted to be cool instead
>"... Will you smoke with me, like with pops?"
Uhhh I don't know
>"please, I'll never tell anyone. I'm always to nervous to smoke alone."
>so I end up going to get my stuff from down the block because hers is high school trash
>after half a bowl she's a lot more open
>I mean she's talking about fooling around with her bf and how her parents can be asshole
>It's hilarious to me.
>it's like being back in high school
>that kid You can't handle their shit
>she leans forwards and rests her hand on my thigh as she tries to light her pipe for me
>"do you ever shotgun?"
No... Not for a long time
>"let me..." her hand squeezes my thigh
Sure
>she takes a hit and then climbs on top of me.
>she's still in the hoody and sports shorts from earlier or at least similar looking clothing
>I rest my hands on her waist as she holds my face and blows smoke into it
>as she blows she gets closer and closer
>I knew before she even did anything that she was planing on kissing me so I just let it happen.
>Her lips were so soft and small feeling

>>718132952
continue pls

>>718129425
?

>>718129866
DUBS = DELIVER

what happen if she is pregnant? is that a trio?

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>>718135227
dubs, where is that pizza pics?

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>>718135132
maor

>>718135132
pls more

>>718135325
He Won

>>718127349

18

74

My gran

Lost my virginity to her, basically raped her but she never told anyone.

>>718129425
no, pls don't ;_;

>>718129425
rollin~

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>>718128101

>but she wasn't able to keep up with my prowess and started to feel guilty about about it.

Yeah, that's what it was.

>>718135132
for moar boar.. MOAR!

She was 14 I was 16

>>718135132
I'm at half mast. I *need* to hear the rest of this.

>>718127349
14 she is my step fathers niece, i was 16 at that time

>>718136070
this man got the dubs:>>718135227

Just turned 12. I was 21. We're married now and super happy :)

>>718136239
nah gotta be at the end mate

>>718129425
and the pics?

>>718136322
We have a winner

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>>718129425
dubs get

>>718136322
Winrar

>>718136409
well that was weirdly fitting

An embryo

>>718129425
what is this?

13

i was 15

>>718136647
Story?

Her 15. Me 31.

How do you even get a younger girl? Aren't they creeped out by older guys hitting on them?

6 but I was 6 too

>>718136832
tell the story

>>718136793
According to this thread, you apperently have to have a friend who has a slutty daughter

16 i think

Back when I was 15, I fucked a 13 year old.
16 years later, and we're still together.

The teen love seen lasted about as long as a match in the wind, I fucked one person, and that was it.

>>718136793
It's not about hitting on them. You simply get a sense of their curiosity. If you're in tune with it, you notice that most younger girls are constantly on the prowl for some shady shit. The flirting is subtle and simple but it picks up until finally.. they're sitting in your lap, so to speak.

>>718135132
more!!!!!!!!!!!

>>718136793
Nah, I've been cucked by older guys when I was younger. But most of my girlfriends have been molested by their parents too...

-9 months

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13 when i was 13, it was my gf.
And fucked a 16 two month ago, i'm 24.
Told me that she was 20, kek

>>718137032
No you didn't

>>718127349
14

>>718135132
>I don't kiss back, not like how I want to
>I move my lips with hers, but I don't kiss her with force like my body is screaming at me to do
>I move my left hand down to her was
>the material covering her add is smooth and grips it perfectly
>I feel my fingers run through her as crack and down the back of her thigh
>"is this weird, wrong?"
I don't know
>i do know but I'm not saying yes now
>"can we do more? I get really horny."
>feel guilt for a second not sure if I'm taking advantage of her in this state or not
I'm not sure, I feel wrong
>"I'm sorry, I didn't want to hurt you. I just really like you."
>wait is she trying to take advantage of me?
>run my right hand under her sweater and under her shirt up her back
>no bra
>really grope her ass
>she's moaning into my ear as I hold her and run my fingers under her shorts
>no panties
>she's had to have been planning this since the shower
>I kiss and bite her neck and ears
>she shutters and shakes as my hands make love to her body
>she unzips her hoodie and I can see her hard nipples straining against her shirt
>I lean forward and bite them through the clothe
>not hard, tenderly
>I feel her shift and rock and I take in her smell
Fuck guys seriously have me missing her now. That small frame in my arms
>eventually she leads me to her room where she removes her top and lays down on her bed
>Her arms crossed above her head
>she looked sexual and innocent laying there perky c-cup and hard nipples
>looking at me with hhungry desperate eyes.
>I grab her legs and pull her to the end of the bed
>burry my face in her pussy
>she gasps and sits up as my tongue presses into her pussy
>"I've never had oral..."
>I look up to her as I grab the waist band of her shorts
>"my bf thinks it's gross"
Then he's gay
>I say as I slide off her shorts
>she huffs with a smile
>"I'm nervous"
You'll like it
>I say as I lean down and kiss the inside of her thigh
> she stays propped up on her elbows

>>718137075
Thats horrible about the parents part >:( they should go to jail

>>718137032
was it the nudist colony thing?

>>718137032
Ok, what is it?

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My sister when she was 6.
I was 11, but still...

>>718137131
Kek

>>718137068
Well shit. I have Asperger's.

>>718129425
They see me rollin'
They hatin'

>>718136793
Here in Mexico younger girls (>6) confuse love with sex. It's totally normal hiding from our parents to have sex whenever we please.
Then we break their hearts because sex =/= love so they go for them older dudes with a car and some money, giving the illusion of stability.

It's awesome.

>>718129407
pics of girl?

>>718129425
I'd like feet if you got em.

Body works too though anon.

>>718137281
The god returns, we await your next post fervently.

15, likes to keep it that way

>>718129425
Roll for degeneracy.

>>718137294
don't be a faggot

>>718137362
Then deliver. Don't be a pleb

>>718137362
proceed based anon bruh

>>718137333
Trips!!!! You must answer anon!

>>718129425
And we shall call this "The Day /b/ Wanted Dubs, But Couldn't Get."

>>718129425
roll fuck it why not

>>718137657
theres been a few dubs

>>718137281
I get soft as I wait for the ending...

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>>718129425

>>718137362
Lol

>>718137766
Discord

>>718137611
Bro how would you like it if your dad molested you !!!

>>718137716
Not specifically rolling for the post.

>>718127704
How come these things never happen to me

>>718137766
Voila

>>718129425
Dubs

>>718137766
Dude, stop being a pleb and post it.

17. i was 17 too so

>>718137766
dubs dubs check'd

>wat are throwaway-temp emails

look them up, just generate and use

>>718137847
Nah. Let him. New pres is gonna disband the government anyway.

>>718137826
Well, I'd be weirded out that a zombie was molesting me for one

>>718137766
9jmn51yc

>vola

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lmao, all of you guys are fucking sick and should just end your lives, if u want a real snack eh, you want to go to j459hk1hjjj2918.onion

>>718137896
Because they aren't true stories

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>this thread

>>718127704
They went to a wedding - for a month? Where were they going, Mars?

They didn't take 14 YO with them?

Ye gods.

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>>718137948
SHILL FOUND!

>>718137962
that just sent me through a rollercoaster of emotions

>>718137766
No. Post

>>718129425
fuck you pedo shit

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Lol idk what do you guys measure age in? Years? Hours? Minutes? Seconds?

I run an incredibly (lol) successful pizza parlor in kind of a major city. It's sort of a local hub; we feature art, bands, host private events for some pretty important people.

The fun part is that it's actually where we hold sex parties where we feature such lovely entertainment such as little kids who are such delightful, tasty little slices of peanuts. Sometimes with walnut sauce.

And we get away with it. Even when our beans get spilled, we get away with it. It doesn't fucking matter, we own the media; even if there's literal fucking proof that we own the media and can spin anything however we want and push the shit out of our own narrative, there isn't a goddamn thing you middle class little bitches can do about it. Mostly because you can't wrap your heads around it. All we have to do is call you schizophrenic and straw-man your arguments. I mean, Hillary Clinton doesn't rape little kids in bathrooms, does she? That would be insane!!!

Haha jk she just ritually sodomizes them in our basement that doesn't exist because everyone in power needs dirt on each other and this is like the easiest way to do it. It's like a handshake, only with more dead, raped children.

Dig up all the dirt you want, you fucking spaghetti lords, you'll never bring us down.

-jimmycomet

>>718127349
11, i was 9

>>718138062
What did he mean by this?

>>718138129
are all pedos full of this much faggotry?

>>718138062
Expired

>>718138266
not a pedo, just enjoy reading random shit

>>718138266
No u

>>718138089
fake and gay, you deserve to get raped.

>>718138266
No. Just you.

>>718138193
Hello to you too, Comet Ping Pong.

>>718138351
still a fag, or chick, if chick tits or gtfo

>>718138252
rip

>>718129425
roll

>>718138085
Like what

15

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>>718138062
:(

>>718138467
Fuck you you weak bitch you're the kind of people who decline sexe from girl because you're too shy to show youre 3inch long dick youfucking morron. I know your sister, she told me she want to live the family's house because you still live in and you so beta that nobody want to come close to your house because they're scared to become as beta as you. If i see you in the street i'd walk on a dog shit just to clean my shoes with your teeth.
i wanna leave my job, move to korean just to learn how to hack computer so that i'll able to hack your one and share in the face of the world all of the video of you putting huge didlo in your ass wearing panties what look so girly that even a faggot woudn't being see close to this.

>>718138449
Prove it. We already proved that Russian hackers are behind the email leaks and thus nothing in those emails can be trusted. Fucking dumbass, cash will always rule you, so we rule you. Oh, I'm so worried about people knowing we fuck babies while we're fucking babies. Not. Go back to your mush-field you fucking peon.

>>me and buddy in third grade talk two girls into letting us feel one girls budding nipples and..

does my hand count?

>>718138798
nice pasta, but it's 4 inches, fag

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>>718138781

11, I was 12, she was my sister

>>718138781
Idiot.

>>718138798
your argument is abosulety garbage all you did was puke a massive shiton of straw-mans. Still you are a piece of shit sick faggot that should have his dick sliced by 3

>>718136793
If you can put yourself into a position where they are around for whatever reason there will be one on your dick in no time unless you're just a repulsive creepy fuck.

>>718138950
The fact that it's copypasta means.......

.......WHAT, exactly? Hmm?

Go on, explain your butthurt with logic and intelligence. Or at least try, and fail hilariously at it. This ought to be GOOD. *sits down with a popcorn bucket*

>>718137281
cmon mate

>> ....and the other girl showed us her pussy crack while we were in class. I still bate 40 years later thinking about touching her budding nips

>>718139051
Hey, man, don't talk shit on my retarded friend. I just showed him 4chan today and he's a little "off" but it's not cool for you to give him such a hard time just because he's different. Didn't m00t make this a safe space after he sold out /pol/ when he was fucking that SJW chick? Respect the rules you fucking shitlord

>>718138062
Repost a fresh one

>>718139110
Means that it's not your argument, nor is it valid to said argument.

>>718139051
you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking deserved it.

>>718137281
>I can hear her breathing get more intense as I get closer and closer to actually eating her out
>finally I kiss her clit and I hear this loud sigh of relief
>now you gonna get it bitch
>I start to passionately eat her out
>I massage her legs and abdomen as I click my lounge around her clit and insert my tongue into her
>she's borderline crying at certain points
>finally I feel her shaking
>Her legs grip my head as I hear her pulling her sure it up as she huffs and huffs ending with a "fuck"
>I sit up wiping my mouth, she just looks at me
>looking spent "I've never... Came like that... Before."
Your welcome
>I walk around the side of the bed to where her head is testing
>I undo my pants and slide them off
>Her eyes are transfixed on my crotch
Not bragging but just want to give you an idea of the size of my dick. 7 in long 6 in circumference
>pull out my dick and stroke it a little by her face
>"Fuck... I've only done this once..." she sounded nervous
Don't worry, just kiss and lick a lot
>I rest my right and on the top of her head and touch the top to her lips
>I hear a lip smacking sound as she pickers her lips and kisses my dick
Fuck I'm diamonds now thinking about it
>I slide my dick back and forth over her lips
>she gives a little kiss or lick now and again
>after a bit she's holding my dick and doing it completely on her own
>I can hear her moan as she goes for each breath
>so one she takes me into her mouth
>it's a little teethy but her mouth is small so I forgive her
>i pull my dick away and ask her if I can fuck her
>she nods yes
>I walk back to the end of her bed
Do you have condoms?
>"no, you?'
No
>"Fuck me anyway."
>I lift her legs and rest my dick on her
>trying to get an idea how far I'll be in her
>up to her belly button
>excited, nervous, guilty are some of the things I felt

>>718138193
enjoy your shadowban

>>718127704
You must now Post Nudes.

>>718139339
The thing is, people don't realize the work that goes into properly doing copypasta. They think copypasta is something that slackers can do, or faggots, or assholes. It's not true. Copypasta is a dying artform and if you don't see that, I don't know what's wrong with you.

First of all, you sacrifice spending real time on /b/. You can't participate as much as you'd like to because you're so busy doing copypasta that you can't. As a result, you miss a lot of really great threads. Still, it's a sacrifice, so you do it.

There's also the problem of "Flood detected". This message can really hurt your progress. You should try to get your copypasta into every active thread and if you have to sit there waiting before the flood period is over, you lose valuable time. This is also very difficult.

Also, picking which threads should get a copypasta first are sort of difficult. There are threads that don't stay on the first page for very long, so you may be missing some of the more prominent threads. Of course, you should try to hit them all, but for the desire effect, you need to get into bigger threads quickly.

Finally, there's the moral problem. One thing about copypasta is that sometimes it feels good, but sometimes it feels bad.

>>718139429
Making me hard dude

>>718139051
>>718139398
^^^
Look, I'm really sorry about this. He has "low-functioning" autism and it's been amazing that I've gotten him to do anything this week other than jack off and spend out parents' money. He has a lot of rage issues, but he's a human being. He just has... opinions. Letting him go online allows him to socialize in ways that he can't IRL. It's best to just humor him and make him feel like his voice is being heard. Otherwise he's gonna freak out and try to burn the house down again

>>718139574
Nice reddit spacing, faggot

>>718139001
well then what is it

>>718139429
MOAR

>>718139765
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>>718139875
It's from an image hoster, can't remember which one it was.

>>718127349

nice pedo bait, the fbi is getting lazy now i see.

>>718139875
definitely not motherless. and definitely not worth your time.

>>718129425
roll

>>718127349

Her name was Jon Benet Ramsey.

>>718139398
Shelby, it's going to be alright. Listen to me and please stop screaming, you're going to wake the neighbors up. Look, I let you into my home because I knew it would be hard for you to go back to living behind Target. I really wish you'd listen to me when I talk to you in person, and I like that you're talking to other people right now, but I'm sitting five feet away from you right now. I wish we didn't have to communicate like this.

I'm not being critical, just please take your pills and go to sleep. I'll buy you some Arby's in the morning if you stop yelling and calm down and go to sleep. You know I love you and Mom and Dad will talk to you once you learn to control this kind of stuff.

my gf, 16 lol

>>718140478
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life.

>>718127349
wtf is a gir?

>>718140666
:(
take your pills shelby, i have work in the morning. you know i'm not going to put you out on the street but you have to learn how to control this rage

not everyone is uncle jeffrey. you can stop acting out. or at least talk to me directly... i'm sitting literally right across from you. also you have something on your chin

>>718140666
Listen to your brother dude

>>718140920
you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking deserved it.

>>718133709
>there's a little hair above her twat
>nowhere else

Confirmed virgin who has only fapped to cartoon slope porn