Fuck I need some advise
>be me
>have gf
>be in great relationship
>no problems at all
>2 months next week
>be today
>she says she isn't really in a good mood and is kinda sad
>try to help but she says she'll be ok and is at her friends house
>ok
>6 hours pass
>she text me
>"hey"
>"I need to talk to you Monday"
>shit.png
>I already know what's going to happen
>ask if she's breaking up with me and tell her not to lie
>"yes"
>heart shaders
>ask why and she says wait till Monday and she'll explain
>she's done this before
Contin
Also feels thead
>>718126606
Bitches man, bitches... Fuck em, man.
>>718126606
This is your chance to fuck her in the head nigga.
Don't show up monday. Delete her from your life. Don't let her try to crush you and let her justify her unfaithfulness.
Don't be dumb nigga. You're giving her too much power
>>718126606
Know what you're going through. Exact same thing happened to me many times with this one girl with who i was together for 3 and a half years
>>718126606
>>she's done this before
Enjoying the ride OP?
>>718126878
10/10 advice. If things end don't give her amy kind of power
>>718126606
Find yourself a new bitch before then. Even if you gotta pay a girl to act like your new girl by then bruh. DO IT.
>>718127030
Thanks m8. Speaking from experience of course. So many of these fools don't realize how beta they are.
>>718126878
This.
>>718126878
This. Don't take the explanation, walk away. Don't give her the satisfaction of seeing you in pain.
>>718126606
>Fuck I need some advise
You'd feel much, much better if you sucked a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's ass.
>>718126606
OP here
>she's done this before
>she's been depressed for so long
>friends leave her and talk shit about her
>problem with family
>don't even know have the stuff
>feel horrible
>last time she did this her sister is in town
>guess who's in town
>I don't think her sister would make her break up with me but who knows
>every time I try and not think about it it comes up worse
>have no clue why she would do this
>she always wants to see me and is always happy when she's with me
>but people continue to talk shit
>she's tried blocking them but it doesn't stop
>don't know what to do
>don't know what to expect on Monday
>why wait till Monday?
>why not today?
>so confused and sad
What should I do, ask question if you want
>>718127159
>implying your OP
>>718126606
>she's done this before
I thought you said it had no problems?
>>718126878
I highly agree with this OP
>>718126878
>>718126606
Do what this anon says OP, god fucking bless anon
>>718127275
There's your problem, you're with the emo chick. Don't get with em, so much drama. They're all broken creatures/ damaged goods.
>>718127275
This bitch is toxic you moron. Stop feelign sorry for her. She wants to talk because she fucked antoher dude. She'll play it off like she's just unhappy and confused. Nah nigga she guilty about cheating
>>718127343
He didn't imply anything, faggot. He just thanked me for backing up his advice, faggot
>>718127350
Meaning no arguments or fight
>>718126878
I'm sure you're curiosity as to why she broke up with you is powerful, but ask yourself honestly:
If I was dating myself, what would make me break up with myself?
If you can't find anything other than shit like 'leaves milk in fridge door' then her 'reason' isn't a reason that a reasonable person could come up with.
Take her expectations and crush them. Red pill yourself out of this shit nigga, take anons advice.
Be strong like tanky
fuck that bitch
>>718126606
>>718127275
Man that's tough... I think that you should put all these questions to her - ask why she acts so happy with you but keeps wanting to break up?
>>718127548
>be strong like tanky
Kek
>>718127544
Check em
>>718127275
Yo, are you fucking retarded?
All of this /b/ros just gave you an easy to understand and accurate answer. They just gave you all the sound advice you need. Did you even read the posts above you?
Tell her to fuck off. So she is depressed. I have anxiety induced depression but I dont cause drama and fuck with my partners for no reason.
If she is so easy to influence that she has broken up with you multiple times even though it is against her interests. It isnt worth it.
Stop talking to her, stop calling, texting, move on and find someone who will actually take you seriously.
>>718127548
This
>>718126606
Whatever the reason, you don't actually wanna fucking know it. It will surely be extremely stupid or extremely heartbreaking, and trust me, you are better off wondering about it than actually knowing the truth
>>718127696
Don't listen to this pussy ass beta faggot
>>718127696
Probably this bitch is the sister
>>718127864
Agreed. This girl sounds like a classic high-school drama club kid with too much time on her hands.
>>718127864
I hath just been crushed
>>718126606
Rape her so She knows her place
>>718126606
>2 month relationship
>girlfriend already broke up once before
>shattered heart
I remember when I was 16 too. Come back when you've had your heart broken for real, kid.
>>718127864
>>718127965
>>718127975
You try to give just one bit of gentle advice...
>>718128099
This
>>718128174
Tbh, that is true, 2 months is nothing
>>718128099
Check em
>>718128174
This.
>>718127275
She's depressed but you feel that you can help her?
This shit is her showing you can't help her and that she has no capacity for a stable relationship. Get someone that's on your level.
>>718127275
Just listen to what she has to say.
Best case scenario, she's making a choice too quickly because of the pressure she could be having from third parties and you can convince her to stay once you listen to her reasons.
Worst case, you split like grownups after having talked things through; then you browse /fit/ n'get fit.
>>718128631
>trying to save a 2 month relationship that already has all these problems
you're setting this nigger up for failure, I'll never understand your snowflake generation.
>>718127275
Why do you even ask questions that you don't want the answers to or even listen to you fucking retard, enjoy getting cucked by a nigger with this bitch also you must be 14 years old. 'hurr muh 2 month relationship durr'
>>718128631
Where's this guy's abuse? I said a similar thing and got hammered :'(
>>718129281
Life isnt fair nor /b/
>>718129443
Tell me about it </3
dont worry dude, it could always be worse
>be me, 18
>have boyfriend
>2 months almost
>he tells me his deepest darkest secret today
>he basically mosested his 6 year old sister when he was 12.
>what 2 feel?
I love him but fuck, man. what do i even say to that. Im sorry you were such a perv when your dick was just learning what a boner is? I am so confused rn.
>>718127749
this
>>718129774
Tits or gtfo
>>718127275
OP, she's not worth the trouble. You're two months into a relationship and she's broken up with you twice and is making you feel confused and sad, wtf? First months are the easiest times with the right person, she's clearly not the right person.
It doesn't matter what she's got going on in her life, if she toys with your mind like that, get her to fuck.
>>718129774
Fucking hell, that's creepy as fuck. I'm sure you could talk it out (if he doesn't understand your concerns then he's a fucking idiot) but if it keeps eating at you I'd say abandon Captain Molestation cruise
>>718129774
I wouldn't worry about it, that's about 40% of people on here.
>>718130150
What, the molesters, molestees or the friends of?
>>718130150
Can relate
>>718130257
all of the above.
>>718130257
>>718130355
Hey dude thats shit for another thread, talk about OP's 14 yo problem
>>718126606
>oldfag here
>rarely post...only when you fuckers deserve it
Here's what you do anon:
1. You already know what's going to happen. Relationship is over.
2. DO NOT give into the demand of meeting her for excuses.
3. DO NOT FUCKING GIVE INTO THE DEMAND OF MEETING HER FOR EXCUSES!
4. *see numbers 2 & 3
5. Do your absolute best to hook up with anybody before Monday.
6. Continue doing everything you can to get as many hookups and dates as fast as you can.
7. If she hears about this, and you haven't provided any contact, she will be absolutely under your control.
>>718127254
now that's what I call: fucking edgy
>>718129774
Tits or gtfo
well...idk how im supposed to feel about it. I told him it was in his past and i dont love him for who he used to be....but what if i have kids with this dude and he gets some mostesting ideas? it's just sickening. he has a lot of baggage im learning but he already wants to move in together... and get engaged.....okay this is starting to sound like some scary movie... what the fuck did i get myself into.
leave her when u still in early stages, more feels for her will develop if she says she wanna stay and you 2 keep on being together, cuz if she is this unstable she isn't gf material. leave her, move on, find a new one, live a nice life, cheers dud
>>718127749
this
>>718130658
Tits
Ir
Gtfo
>>718129774
>things that never happened
>>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>718130658
Of course he is going to "touch and play"with your little creatures when you have them, my dad did the same
>>718130658
>2 months
>engaged
>GTFO
gimme your skype and ill show you some tits ;)
jk you're definitely not that lucky
>>718130658
Ok, so since you're only 2 months in, talk of moving in together and getting engaged is fucking stupid. Secondly, what other baggage are you finding out about?
>>718131052
So if your life is fucked up and terrible and you just find a little place between the /b/ people, then it is bullshit too
Honey, we've known each other for 2 years. we are just now dating and we were before that i just left him for a while to work on myself.
>>718130658
These people should be castrated, honestly lady your degenare pedofriend will rape your children and if you're willing to provide that for him you should consider killing yourself.
Fucking /b/ man, you just to be cool and now its just full of edgelord teens.
Says the one judging other people's lives in /b/ lmao. dude, im here to get advice. not sure what to do with this. you here to get some titties, go to some other thread.
>>718127275
I'm almost in your exact position. I'm dating a depressed anxiety chick and it's so great to make her happy when she's so hurt all the time but it's just so hard for her to take care of herself properly. She hurts me all the time but I don't want to leave. If you're only two months in, end it. Or let her do it. It'll hurt her now and it'll hurt you now but I will hurt you so much less in the long run. Don't do this to yourself dude. Do. Not. Stick. Your. Dick. In. Crazy. Emo/depressed/anxiety shit counts as crazy. I'm so sorry anon
>>718131496
Who were you replying to? That's the point of replying to posts, otherwise, we don't know who you are
>>718131602
the fuck are you talking to?
What are you, some 40 year old man? if you in this website you mine as well call yourself a teen too. it's basically porn and a place where people throw shade on others. Go get a hobby, like fishing or find a 16 yo girl to go be the daddy of. -.-
>>718131795
Hes a newfag, probably cant use 4 chan
>>718131694
Same anon continuing.
Your other option is to talk to her about this and tell her that you'll help her feel better and do all you can to keep her happy even when no one else will. She'll probly eat that shit up if you can get it right but it's gonna hurt and be hard so good luck if that's what you decide. But don't do it. Fuck
Oh dude, leave this chick. I waisted 3 years on a guy who was just like that chick. in the end he was psycho and im so glad to be out of that. you gotta sit down and talk to that girl and tell her whatsup.
>>7181318
>>718132089
Why dont you reply properly?
*Autistic scretching*
>>718126878
Just tell her that there's no need meeting on monday and to have a nice life.
Be short and concise, she'll be flabbergasted you aren't heartbroken. Fuck with her head.
But imho, after the yes, you should have just said 'OK'. That shit kills them.
>whaddaya meen OK ASJDISKSNAHAHDBSJAKKKFK!!
>>718130846
guess what: im a woman
ive been using 4chan for 8 years now. im an mis and marketing major, top of my class. i have an iq of 146. im only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. im a member of the MENSA society. I voted for hillary. im not a feminist, however, im probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.
i won't show you my tits, ill be your CEO one day
>>718126878
>>718132653
>projecting this much.
Shut up baby maker.
>>718126878
PLZ DO THIS
>>718132653
You forget autistic
>>718132624
This. Anon listen to us. We hate life and ourselves because we went through this.
Its only been two months, shit goes down hill after three months. By twn months you both are beating the fuck out of eachother with words and fists, and guess what she wont be the one charged for the fight. Sec mught be sweet but I am sure your a champ and i believe in you i believe that you can be pleased by another pussy.
>>718131071
Topkek
>>718132653
Someone who has to explain themselves this much could never be CEO lel.
You'll be a dried up airbag with 12 cats best case scenario.
>>718132653
And has phedo friends
>>718132653
Tits or gtfo you stupid bitch.
>>718126878
This is possibly the greatest single piece of advice ever given on /b/.
Do this, and only this anon.
>>71813265
>>718132653
IQ is nothing impressive.
7 internships and couldn't land a job.
Your only good quality is the fact you're not a feminist.
I joined my work through an internship. I run a department which has two girls in marketing - I would not hire you.
You will not be CEO.
>>718134546
What if she suck your cock?
>>718132653
You realize every 1 in 50 people is qualified for MENSA? Their standards are quite low
>>718129102
I'll ignore your dumb ass.
>>718129281
Abuse? I didn't understand abuse at any moment. Even if that were the case, they might break up in less than 48 hours. What's the harm in talking things out and leaving no strings unattended?
>>718134666
>devil trips requires response.
I still wouldn't. She seems like a total bitch. Wouldn't enjoy working with her, would be a struggle to get a word in.
>>718134774
Also the dig all over the people, whats the point if a nigger or a monkey can do it twice better than a baby maker machine?
>>718126878
fucking this damnit
Act like she's invisible
>>718134898
Jesus just listen to us beta faggot.
Or do you like your nuts curbstomped by this whore?
>>718136052
Dont be son hard, hes 14
>>718133332
so close to quints
i realized that i'm gonna be forever alone my whole life
and to add insult to injury, i'm actually gay so all things considered i have a huge chance to have a boyfriend. but the thing is
noone wants an obese piece of shit as their boyfriend and i am an obese piece of shit who doesn't go outside, has no friends irl and only plays payday 2
oh, i'm also furry
but who cares, nothing is gonna change, why am i posting here
>>718136993
You might as well learn to be happy alone now
>>718137347
it sure ain't easy
>>718127275
Whatever happens happens. 2 month relationship is nothing. If she breaks up just fucking move on and do your own thing. It looks like shes just dragging your ass down to her melodramatic shit.
>>718137408
Easiest way is to not think about it. If you do you're false reality will be better than the actual thing
>>718126606
She cheated nigga
>>718137408
Nobody Said it is you piece of pork