Guess the poorly explained vidya thread. Stereotype alpha fucks

>>718121854
FarCry: Blood Dragon?

Go to /v/ you fucking Redneck faggot!

>>718121854
Gotta be Blood Dragon

>>718121973
Fuck, thought that'd be difficult.

Guy with big nose goes mining and ends up in hell fighting demons and gods with a whip.

>>718121854
Average joe kills zombies with mining equipment

>>718122075
neon dinosaurs where kinda a dead giveaway man

>>718122308
Minecraft?

>>718122308
minecraft

>>718122490
Guess so

>>718122269
Spelunky

get shit on by every single mob or git gud, but in 2d

>>718121854
Duke Nukem

>>718122499
I guess that would work too, but not what i was going for

>>718122617
Goddamnit...

You're right

>>718122308
stardew valley?

>>718122655
Pixel dungeon?

>Adorable monsters

>Kidnap them and sell their shit

>>718122987
nope

"I'm sorry, our princess is in another dungeon."

>>718121854
nigger
nigger with bunch of other niggers
radio x
something something dead mom

Mailman BTFO pissed off Romans and democracyfags on a shitty glorified bridge.

>>718122917
Never played it. Second hint:
After fighting zombies for a full game, he takes on religion...and more zombies

>>718123056

Pokey mans!

>>718122490
Neon was a giveaway really.

> at work
> being a rat in a cage
> lightning and shit
> crabs fuck your face
> kill aliens
> employment opportunity

>>718123186
when people say "neon dinosaurs" blood dragon is always the first thing that comes too mind

>>718123184
Nope, here's another hint

>Crossbreed for twice as much poop

>>718123328
half life?

>>718123399
si
win is you

>>718123342
that breeding porn game thing?

>>718123162
Anyone got this?

>>718123162
Fallout New Vegas

>>718123183
No more guesses?

>>718123482
No?

>>718122655
second clue, game is made to make you salty

>>718123757
>Salty
Salt and Sanctuary?

>Last sprite found in an old piece of plastic
>punch things in the face by jumping in them
>8bit everything
>free friends and clean consoles.

merciless hunt shadows to protect mostly invisible objects with oversized everyday items

>>718123823
yeh made that a bit too easy then, bravo :D

>>718123698
Correct

>Play as France
>Win

> ach du lieber
> spend most of game clicking random walls

>vivid colors
>tons of snobby children
>teamwork
>kicks you for not playing as what captain pre-puberty dictates
>crit servers

>>718122308
terraria?

>>718123990
Civ on easy mode

>>718123990
Europa Universalis, most of them

>>718124040
TF2?

>>718124058
There's religion in terarria?

>>718122771
*Dick kickem

>>718124040
overwatch?

>>718124150
Bingo wingo

Eat all your food yet lose weight.

This one either easy asf or hard asf

>>718121854
You. You just described yourself.

>>718121854
create deformed testicale creature
watch it grow
destroy galaxy

>>718122308
If you mean necromorphs, then Dead space

>>718124233
ding ding

>spawn with torch and rock
>get turned into a slave
>get shot

>First day on the job
>Fuck

>>718124342
Skyrim? Or any other elder scrolls game...

>>718124430
...rust?

>>718123056
What the fuck is the name of that game, Jelly Rancher or something?

>>718124342
Skyrim (or any elderscrolls tbh)

>>718124363
OK, you got me. Dino fetish has to go

>>718124419
Yup. Theyre dead, so zombies. Cant just say necromorphs without giving it away

>Futuristic mall advertising

>>718124493
slime rancher?

>>718124452
I was right on the second line at least. You're right

>Play as well known fictional characters
>One's a robot
>When dead, reborn from giant toaster

>>718124481
ding
>pewpewpewpew
>new release every year
>pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew
>children screaming

>>718124269
Kinda. There's religious artifacts and souls in the game.

>>718124408
Spore

> dam russians
> beat up a computer nerd
> don't let the bitch die
> the guy who always dies in movies dies in this too

>>718124620
Yeah!

>>718124732
CoD

>>718124493
Slime Rancher, you got it.

>>718124849
>timetravel
>ugly ballsack creatures
>main character has spanish name but isn't spanish
>PS2

>Humanity is losing war
>Avengers_Assemble.wav
>Save people
>Fan boys change their minds
>Avengers Disassemble
>Call of Duty vs. Sam L Jackson
>Both die
>Respawn
>Avengers_Assemble_2.wav
>Fight over fuckall

>>718124790
yup

>>718125091
Halo?

>>718124036
another clue
> 1st person
> 4chans fap material, Mecha-Hitler

>>718125091
Overwatch?

Vaginas, anuses, final boss has tits out.

>>718125196
Wolfenschtein

>>718125196
wolfenstein

>>718125291
>>718125327
Ja!

>>718125271
That was the number one answer

>Barely legal chick
>Nikons are so overrated
>Nosebleeds
>Nothing you do matters

Build tanks, kill cyborg's shit. Build more tanks, kill human-looking alien's shit. Spam nuclear bombs and giant robots.

>>718124764
I didnt know that. Interesting. Thanks anon.

>>718125545
starcraft?

>>718125545
Supreme Commander?

>>718125710
No
>>718125730
Yes

Why are you guys so good at this shit?

>>718124803
another clue
> cameo of Robbie Coltrane
> the multi-player was better

>>718125040
nobody figure this out yet?

>>718123157
gta san andreas

>>718125873
oh golden eye?

if so fuck that escort mission

>>718126018
ding

>>718126022
Yes, and agree

Rob shit, get money (95% of which you can't spend)
Repeat

>>718125841
>Why are you guys so good at this shit?
We have no fucking lives.

>>718125900
Timesplitters 2?

>>718126157
Uh... I forgot
Semi-normie here.

>guy in his 90's
>fucks all the hot younger girls
>daughter so powerful could destroy the multiverse

>>718126258
bingo

>>718126343
Loved that game. Wish more games allowed co-op campaigns.

>>718126156
Anyone know this?

>>718126156
All of the Mafia games? Or the GTA V main story?

> annoying ball
> mind games
> fall, and fall, and fall
> fuck the lemons!
> annoying ball gone

>>718126608
pay day?

>>718126712
No.
Need a clue?

>>718126794
Fuck

You win

The harder you cry the easier it gets

Life cannot exist without suffering.
Bad guy already secretly won before the game started.
Bad guy only wanted to help.

>>718122655
Terraria?

>>718126960
Binding of Isaac.

This should be difficult

>Only two girls know magic and the empire is evil

>>718127049
nope

>>718125285
Hint: Not a porn game.

>>718127075
bravo

>>718126311
hint: 2 swords

>>718122655
salt and sanctuary

>>718121854
False imprisonment
Escape
Liberate the country
Magic voice

>>718127359
yup, got answered earlier though

>>718127388
skyrim...

>>718127388
Skyrim?

>>718124040
MvM

>>718127012
Tale of two brothers, wild guess

>>718127492
>>718127520
Yarp

>>718126156
Payday

>>718127172
God of War? Dante's Inferno?

>Camera
>batteries
>run like hell
>get more batteries
>Ghost micro-robots

>>718127665
Nope.

>>718126874
Ayyy

>Only way to win is to win
>Drive
>Drive more
>Drive so fucking much
>Girlfriend keeps some going

>>718127845
EZ PZ LMN SQZY

Outlast

>>718127845
Outlast

>>718127833
No.
Final bosses don't have their tits out, tho Dante's does have his floppy man sausage making good uses of PhysX.

>>718127845
>the last line isn't at least NANOMACHINES, SON

>>718125285
God of war

>>718127933
>>718127939
Yearp

A cowboy last stand to fight 20 people

>Black spandex
>sword
>Blood

>>718128144
red dead redemption?

>>718128156
Bayonetta?

>>718128156
Bloodrayne?

>>718128156
Bayonetta? and if so thats hair man ITS ALL HAIR!

Incest, Bestiality, Rome, and Crusades

>>718126743
Portal 2

>>718128227
Nope

>>718128204
Bingo

>>718128254
Nopes

>>718125040
Never played it but BGAE

>>718128042
Nope.

Try thinking with portals.

crippled mexican kid is op

>>718125519
The last of us

>>718128156
Need hint?

>red cape
>Lot of sand
>Weird flying glowing symbols

>>718128582
Journey

>>718126156
Payday?

>stab an old man
>wander the world with no direction
>eventually put shit together
>save the girl

>>718128280
Anyone of those overrated historical battle games

>>718128614
Yepp

>tons of sequels and spin-offs
>Same story
>Run around killing thousands of guys on each stage
>Has one character you should never pursue
>Most are set during "warring times" in China

> shoot it in the face!!
> shoot everything in the face!

>>718128582
Prince of persia

Game is shit, regret playing it

>>718128801
dynasty warrior

>>718128801
Never heard of a game like this but sounds fun

>Russian folk music

GTA: The RPG

>>718124692
I Am Toast?

>>718128870
The prince of persia without the prince and the sands is shit. The other ones are pre-gud.

>>718123183
Dead space

>>718128968
sleeping dogs?

>>718128874
Damn you guessed it.
Good job

Child abandons education with no marketable skills for life as poacher/ animal Lanista and family is somehow ok with this

>>718128901
It is someone just guessed it it's dynasty warriors check it out.

>Amnesia
>Lotta zombies
>Your body is a transformable biological weapon
>Be the bad guy in sequel
>

>>718129267
Prototype?

>sequel
>same as usual but only use three fingers
>fuck computer graphics
Do your worst faggots

>>718129267
prototype

>>718124692
Is it futurama?

>>718121854
Gears of War 4

>>718129315
Ding ding

Autist simulator. Also there's a British chick and some blue slag. Oh and a discount John Martson

>fall the wrong way
>a cat helps
>monsters and other weird shit

>>718121854
Pale dude
Power to change perspective
Cube shit
Puzzles

>>718128937
Hint: lots of blocks

>>718129534
Overwatch

>>718129573
tetris

>>718127256
that's a big fucking hint

it's Gwent

>>718129545
secret of mana?

>Be nigger
>Regroup with old nigger friends
>2 number 9's
>number 9 large
>number 6 with extra dip
>number 7
>2 number 45's, one with cheese
>large soda

>Work in office
>Voice outta nowhere commands you

>>718129671
took like 30 minutes for people to get it though, bravo

>Humanity is under threat from aliens
>Only way to fight aliens is to create superhumans
>Reverse engineer some alien tech.
>Main Character is the only one capable of saving humanity

>>718129745
Stanley Parable

>>718124431
FNAF?

>>718129745
stanley parable

>>718129616
Easy win

>Got that blue hair swag
>Foxes can go through trees
>Hey look I'm a dragon
>Why are chicks with wings so hot
>bison punch trees
>those pixel graphics though

>>718129797
xcom?

>>718129873
Gj

>>718129741
GTA: San Andreas
One of the greatest
Plus the train mission was not that fucking hard.

Type food
Best cheff

>>718129797
Xcon is think it is? Fuck.

>>718129944
No.

Is it any good though?

Halr life
No wait, without story
No wait, without half life
What is this shit anymore?

>>718129741
Some one already did San Andres

>>718130122
yeh both are pretty damn good if you can get passed the rage inducing RNG at times

>>718129797
Halo, maybe?

>Be a secret agent
>Gets send off in a city full of zombies
>Get some files

>>718130058
Agreed, Stealing from Uncle Sam and the pilot training were hard

>>718130230
Nope

>>718130239
Dying Light

>>718130239
RE4?

>>718130239
Dying light easy

>>718128717
Walking dead?

>>718129933
No guesses? Need more hints guys?

>>718130316
Bingo

>>718130401
no

>>718130409
Yes

>tip tophat
>worship AYY's
>blood
>blood
>blood

>>718130409
valkyrie profile?

>>718130539
Bloodborne?

>>718130072
Come on, fags, this one is dificult

>Like other CoD game
>Plot twist
>You are fuckin loco

>be sequel better than original game
>be hipster
>too many colors
>cringey 2010 memes posted randomly on walls everywhere

>>718129223
It sounds a litle like pokemon

>>718121854
implied references to hell, pagan moon worship, reoccuring symbols of hermetic traditions, class based combat, characters are hard bound stereotypes but self-effacing...reflects reality of war, long wait times, hurried skirmishs and unbalanced battles for pointless outcomes.

>>718124692
blands?

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>>718130598
Yup

>>718130767
spec ops the line?

>>718130788
Winner. Also check'd

>>718129334
Dunno if it's dj heroes. Just sounds like it when you talk about fingers

>>718130772
Watch daags 2

>>718125519
Life is Strange

>>718130772
Watch Dogs 2

>>718130509
>good old snes had the best rpgs
>I can use boomerangs and swords
>hey look I can turn into a dragon!
>constant random battles
>good ol capcom

>>718131123
Yup

If multicultural airsofters made CS

>>718131076
You're on the right track with music

>Machine wants to do science
>Machine is bad
>Kill machine and get out
>Machine blames you for all shit on sequel

>>718129548
Fez

>>718131175
breath of fire

>Be a timetraveller
>Obsessed with masks
>Die by falling in a hole?

>>718131208
GREG HAISTINGS PAINTBALL

>>718131252
Portal

>>718131302
Yup yup.

>Nuclear reactor has a 3-digit security code for some reason

>>718131327
tlozmm

>>718130996
Bingo

>>718131410
Hatred

>>718131327
Majora's Mask

>>718131327
Majora's mask

>>718131385
Yep

>>718131327
zelda

>>718131415
Yep

>>718131451
c o r r e c t a m u n d o m y d u d e

>>718131371
I kek'd