ITT: We poorly describe tv shows, movies and vidya I'll

steven universe
guy is dying does something illegal to make money for kids

>red blue or green explosions

>>718117124
Mass Effect.

>>718117100
Breaking Bad

>>718116930
id love to have an owl as a pet. as a kid we had a family of owls that would roost on a wooden fence in our backyard for about 3 years.

Good brown pajamas vs evil black pajamas in space.

Mentally damaged war veteran relies on sadistic forest animal to save life.

let's see if anyone gets it right.

sports team wins big tournament with help of political leader

>>718117506
Star Wars
A girl in polkadot pajamas and a burgular who never steals anything fight random townsfolk when they get angry.

Fuck your movie descriptions. Post more cute owls being cute owls.

>>718116930
>Runescape
>3500 efficient hours just to get a pixel cape

>>718116930
vidya
>build shit
>conquer shit
>starve
>build shit
>conquer shit
>barbarians gonna barb
>betrayed
>civil war
>fuck it conquer everyone

Mailman BTFO angry Romans and faggots on a glorified bridge.

>>718118386
Civ?

>>718118386
Civilisation.

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>>718118552
>>718118618
nope

Two men date supermodels constantly and complain about everything with their Jewish bitch friend and a crack addict

>>718118473
Anyone got this one?

>>718118473
I claudius ?

>>718119061
Nope

Lone immigrant single-handedly proves Trump right

>>718119296
Vidya or TV?

A jewish character who stupid people believe is real and lives in the sky is tortured for 2 hours

>>718118386
Ck2

>>718119599
Passion of the christ

low-level workers go on medieval-style journey to find rescued woman way out of their league

No Country for Old Men.

>>718119684
Mario

>>718118473
Cmon someone get this one. Its on the tip of my tongue I just can't think of it.

rich stud drowning in pussy deals with loser brother and stupid nephew

>>718119607
nope

>>718119599
the audience of how how I met your mother ?

>>718119916
My life: the movie

>>718120021
See>>718119673

>>718119458
Vidya

>Captured by sith lord who now runs a cult
>Grind grain til strong
>Fuck bitches get rubies
>Emerge victorious

>>718120529
>says sith lord
>Expects nobody to guess star wars

>Fuck sister
>Fuck everyone
>Fuck bride
>Anal fist groom
>Ineffective military campaign
>Sleep with horse
>Get murdered
>Ruined career.

>Shot in Point Reyes California
>Marine layer

Book series:
>Wake up after a very long time
>Everything has gone to shit
>Your nick name is a card game

two tiny friends and an old man go on an adventure and meet a strange rotting old man-thing

>>718117486
harry potter

>>718118862
Seinfeld?

>>718118862
seinfeld

teenagers in new york in the mid 90s write "hello world" over and over in visual basic while tripping on dmt

>Get shot and betrayed
>befriend a nigger
>you kill your gf
>you can't talk

>>718120748
the sims

>>718119758
Logan's run

autistic chronic masturbator and killjoy bitch waste taxpayer money

>>718122881
The election was a movie?

>>718120733
Not Star Wars

little boy and metal guy fight people and change stuff

"here's all the girls i fucked before you were born and also your mom fucked your 'uncle' a bunch of times"

>>718123138
Full Metal Alchemist

yea

>>718123006
the x files, but fuckin lol

>Fight giants in shape shifting airplanes

>collect stars
>open door

gay sperglord btfos nazis

>>718123668
american idol

Invictus

>>718121129
Lord of the rings

>>718122881
>>718123476
Holy shit that's 100% spot on for X Files. I'm currently watching it and I didn't get it but that's fantastic.

I don't think we'll ever see another TV show with a character as hapless and pathetic yet lovable as Fox Mulder.

The Mr Robot guy doesn't hold a candle to how screwed up and empty Mulder is when you get right down to it.

There's that one scene where a guy tries to get into his bedroom but he can't because his bedroom is completely full of boxes of pornos.

a kindly grandfather educates his very special grandson via hands-on science projects

>>718123668
>>718123775
no
>vidya
>over 10 years old

>>718124016
not to mention the episode where it's revealed that mulder eventually dies from auto-erotic asphyxiation and the episode where scully walks in on him whackin' it in his basement office

>>718124035
Dexter?

>>718124173
>people over 10 years old play vidya?

>>718118862
The new girl?

>>718123668
>>718124173
Kirbys Adventure NES

/cyb/ version of fight club starring the rarest of pepes

>>718123668
>>718124173
>>718124410
no
>>718124295
nigga what?
>less than 20 years old
>there are only 7 stars, all of different colors

>>718116930
8 bit video game:
>Nicaraguan counter-revolutionaries fight aliens.

>Young doctor
>Disabled helper
>Create monster

psychotic jewish supremacist terror gang assassinates democratically elected world leader and many civilians in a cowardly terror attack at a movie premiere

>flamethrowers
>winter
>body horror

>>718125001
Young Frankenstein, presumably

>>718124947
Contra

Priest may or may not have diddled a young dindu.

>>718125117
What is John Carpenter's The Thing, Alex?

>>718125016
Inglorious Basterds?

>>718122444
Correct!

>>718125199
Ding ding ding, we have a winner

office drone beats himself up over his poor life decisions

>>718122627
GTA3?

>>718119916
2 1/2 men?

Telepathic cetacean saves the world

>>718123156
How I Met Your Mother?

AKA Dad spends weeks telling his kids about all the girls he banged before meeting their mother, but in excruciatingly painful detail

Beautiful people discover the joys and dangers of cocaine under the sea.

>>718125138
Contra is correct.

Another:

>Two radical amphibians rappel into the Wookie Hole but can't get past the next stage

>>718123156
How I Met Your Mother
>>718123704
The Imitation Game
>>718124035
Rick and Morty
>>718125274
... fight club?

>>718125406
Star Trek: The Voyage home

>>718125120
Correct good sir

>>718125961
I'll give you extra credit, but I was thinking of a video game series.

>>718125210
that's the one!

>>718116930

A gay looking dude with long hair has to find 3 shapes and mash them together

>>718122157
hahah i keked

>Out of place sheriff
>Nobody likes me
>Save the day anyway

>>718126261
harry potter and the deathly hallows

>>718125406
ecco?

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>>718122722
kek'd. weather the op meant to or not, youre right.
here's a fun one
>a crew of explorers deliver a whale back to the future

>>718126502
Yessir

>>718120529
Conan?

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>>718123668
>>718124835
yea youre going for SMRPG but srsly bro... "collect start to unlock shit" is almost a genre all in it's own.

>>718126724
Star Trek 4 the Voyage Home

>>718116930
>over 100 powerful warriors
>base race
>why the fuck can that samurai kill me so quickly
>how come everyone on my team is retarded

>>718126724
Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy

>thugs kidnap the tooth fairy as part of their plan for world domination

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>>718127072
see! fun!
>>718127110
naa that movie sucked. read the book to your kid.

>>718126967
that game is over 20 years old

>>718127082
star wars

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>>718126298

woman has kinky-ass sex on the DL, gets knocked up, selfishly tries to keep the child from the father who would quite clearly raise it better with the help of a solid group of friends. plus mickey rooney's in it as a chink

A town full of Johnsons conspire to stop a train