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Soup /b/ so I need halp. I got lucky enough to have sex with

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Soup /b/ so I need halp.

I got lucky enough to have sex with a fucking gorgeous chick last night and I've already told my buddies how awesome it was but I'm still not over it. Like I'm on Cloud 9 today fellas. She's not only beautiful though she's the whole package. Like perfect. I've never been so turned on before last night. It's like I'd never even had sex before and I just lost my V card again. Thats the problem though, I'm in love. Like head over heels.

Pic related; it's her
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I'm not a person who's in my feelings a lot either. I'm pretty stoic in most cases. Family dying, break ups, just nothing really ever gets to me. I don't care about anything really other than my future and the steps I'm taking to make it but I'm hooked. That pussy caught me hook line n sinker.
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It was totally out of left field too. Just only kinda new her by association. We run with different groups of friends but ended up at the same party last night.
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>>718068521
*knew


Fuck me
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We had been drinking for a while, enjoying the night and the music. People being loud and having fun. I was bullshitting with her and a group of friends when the whole group got roped into beer pong.
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The night went awesome and she was waaay cooler than I ever imagined. She was super smart which is sexy itself. She did post secondary courses in HS so she is 21 and already has a degree working on another. She plays basketball and stays fit. She has her own place and car and full time job. She's got heels funny jokes, not the ones you laugh at cause you're trying to fuck.
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Best part of all she just doesn't seem fake as most really attractive girls in my area. I don't even go for 10's because I hate all their attitudes. All my exs are beautiful in their own way but most of them are on the heavier side. Which is actually a turn on for me. But this girl is nice to everyone, super polite, she fucking volunteers at a dog shelter.
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She's tall, slender, and athletic, I'm tall, slender, and athletic. She traveled across Europe last year while I happened to be doing a road trip around America. We're both very liberal leaning and want to help the world. She's focused on her future and has plans and they're so thought out and well planned and I'm the only other person with a plan like that out of people I know. Harry Potter, Star Wars, LOTR, I love them and so does she. She's tired of super hero movies, had to tell her she's wrong there.
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She got drunk at a party and fucked a guy she barely knows? Yeah, sounds like a keeper OP.
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We literally just hit it off all night. Never a dull moment at all, no awkwardness. That's strange for me cause I'm kinda reserved and quiet around people I don't know and even more if they're a girl I wanna bang who's hot. But like I couldn't even think about banging her out because the conversation was too good. Like I couldn't even think about something else.
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>>718069742
Ayy lmao just waiting for the reality check to cash in and he starts wondering why a "cool, perfect girl" would be hanging with a such a loser.
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better have a "real date" with her right away so you can GF her, bro
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Looks dump AF
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Eventually we get the go ahead from my friend to take her to a guest bedroom and from there it was pure magic. I don't claim to be some sex master, I'm not. I'm told I've got an above average tool but my time inside is usually about 5-15 minutes before I'm splooging everywhere. Usually I'm a 1-hitter quiter, maybe 2 rounds if it gets sucked back straight.
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Talk about cock throbbing though. My dick was like dark red from all the blood in it.

She stands up on the bed and does a quick strip tease. I'm basically cumming already. My sex life while not infrequent is real vanilla.

She lays down and I jump headfirst between her legs and start chowing down. She's loving it, loud moans, crossing her legs on my head and stuff. Then she pushes me away a little and starts crawling on top of me. Makes out with me a little while. (1st time kissing her mouth!) Slowly slides up and she's just sitting on my face.
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Not trying to be a douche here, but she is really fuckin' uggo. But gj on getting laid, m8.
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She's got me by my hair forcing my head into the bed just grinding on my face. I'm into some weird stuff so I pull her up a little and start eating her ass. She instantly goes so crazy. like spine shivers and shit, more moans.
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The ass eating was for me though not her so I am going back an forth. Eating some ass, tongue up in every whole, clit licking all that good stuff. She finally starts saying she's gonna cum so I'm pressing real hard with my tongue going fast and she just starts like face fucking me. Like chin to hairline, snail tailed. Had ass hole all up on my nose.
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Really I've never experienced a chick try to fit my whole face in her snatch before and it turned me on some more.

Flipped her over right into like missionary but she's flexible so she was like spread eagle going towards pretzel almost. I'm basically living a porno in my mind. Like I did not expect my day to go like this waking up.
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Like I said earlier I don't have the longest "endurance" so I'm expecting to be coming down from the high I was on any minute after busting a load. But it just wouldn't happen! Fucking luckiest day of my life. My dicks just like, "I'm not leaving this man, you crazy?"

Fucked for seriously over 4 hours. That's ridiculous. We were exhausted.
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>>718071649
Keep posting her she's hot af and the story is great.
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At one point she rolls of me and says she had to take a breather. She's laying beside me kinda paying with my dick with 2 fingers, waving it around and asks why I won't cum?

This cracked me up in my head. Like I could barely keep from laughing, I told her I normally have the opposite problem. I thought maybe she was starting to hurt so I told her I wouldn't mind finishing off with a little head.

She stares me right in n the eyes and says, "oh no I want you to cum all the way up in me"

Instant harder already rock hard dick.
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>>718071649

Sure, she's hot but get your head together man, that's not the girl you fall in love with. Look at her. She's a seasoned cock professional. She's about 18 months away from being knocked up. Try and fuck her again, cherish the memories but no more than that!
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We went a while longer before I unleashed the flood gates into her. I don't even think my dicks gonna work right again. It just kept coming out, we made a huge mess. I got to watch my stuff run down her leg as she stood wobbling next to the bed and I thought I was gonna pop another bobber but it just stayed chubby.

We layed and cuddled, ate some of my buddies cereal. Made out a bunch and went to sleep. She woke me up cause she had to be somewhere. Got some more kissing in. Then she dipped.
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Her ig?
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>>718072514
And this completes what is a normal weekend for her and here you are acting like a girl with a diary.
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>>718072808
this
enjoy your STD OP
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After she left I just kinda layed in bed a while longer. My buddy came in cause he heard her leave. Told me I was a champ that the party was hilarious because everyone expected the noise to calm down and then I just outlasted the party. He said he could still here her after the last person not staying left. I had heard a bunch of noise outside so that all made sense but that was the last thing on my mind last night.

Kinda just hung out a lil while I was sorta hungover. Bullshit about stuff then headed home.
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>>718070587
Is that Mt. Pleasant?
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>>718072429
this
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How much did she cost?
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I'm home and I'm still feeling cool and I'm thinking I'll message her.

But oh wait. I didn't get her god damn phone number.

I feel real stupid for somehow banging this chick out without even getting her number???

I have her on fb though so I dm her.

I make some small talk, we're still clicking. I ask if she's down to hangout again and she says she definitely is.

We're supposed to hang after 9 tonight but she messaged me a little later and said she has to let me know something important though.
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>>718073000
Wait so who's bed were you fucking in?
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>>718073419
I was right about the STD!
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>>718072808
This man's got the common sense. I mean, good for you OP but you better brace yourself coming down off that cloud
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>>718073419
Inb4 aids
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She is down to be friends but she's not looking for anything serious because she spends so much time with school, work, and volunteering.

So I've got a fuck buddy. That's fucking awesome. That is so cool. But only wants my dick. Like I'm totally a girl with her diary right now.

And I'm still real excited about all of it but it sucks cause I'm worried my dicks gonna chump out on me or I'm just gonna be awkward cause I'm gonna be thinking random shit while I'm trying to talk to her.

I'm gonna fuck it up but oh well I got sweet ass memories to jerk off to forever.
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>>718071352
Nice figure. But a 6/10 drunk Irish face on her. Tattoos are a sign of mental illness.

Seems like she drinks a lot and she's had quite a few sexual partners.

Getting in a meaningful relationship and pregnant would do her a world of good.

If you rally like her op go for it, sweep her off her feet.
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don't ever put a woman on a pedestal, OP. it's all in your head, you're chasing the high. I'm not saying forget her, I'm advising you not to be a tryharder, you'll only hurt yourself.
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>>718073419
Hah... Enjoy getting your assistance beat by her bf
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>>718069742
Yea lol it sucks you can't help when cupid strikes

>>718069924
I'm not like a super loser though. I've got a apt, 2 cars, a good job and I'm in school too. I work out and I eat decent half the time. But I'm kinda the strong silent nice guy type. Not usually a lady killer.

>>718070605
Thanks /b/ro

>>718072429
You're right and I know it but it still sucks! >>718073234
Bout tree fiddy
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>>718073694
It was dude who's throwing the partys spare room. He had a roommate but dude couldn't pay so his bed got fucked on.

>>718073739
I'm really hoping no but if so like it was worth it. No doubt. I'll live with it.
>>718073778
She sealed the deal for me so I just gotta swallow my feelings
>>718073894
Dude pics don't do her body justice. Like it was so firm and soft and smooth and she smelled like heaven. I'm pitching a tent thinking about it. I won't push her though. I've been too busy for past relationships too and she's got plans and she isn't letting anything get in the way. It's smart on her part I guess.
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>>718073894
I'm also definitely good on kids. That shits too expensive and I can't worry about my future when I gotta worry about my childs first.
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>>718068236
Holy fucking balls
She seemed hot but could've been fat from the first picture, but she's not fat and a 9/10. Kudos to you nigga.. But this guy has a point. You'll hurt yourself f you keep acting like that and she doesn't reciprocate.
>>718073955
This
I've made the same mistake over 2 years ago and still suffering to this day
>waking up alone on a cold Saturday morning
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>>718073955
I really normally don't. I don't really let people in general get to me at all. I don't get mad, I don't get sad, I'm don't even really find alot of stuff exciting. I'm loyal but if someone wants to go I don't argue. But she got me, her hands in my brain. It'll suck when she goes. Only really knew her for maybe 18 hours lol.
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>>718073894
2str8edgy4me you sound like a faggot
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>>718074149
I don't think she has a bf but idk really I guess. I'm not worried though, I'm pretty confident in my ass beating skills. More so than my dick laying skills lol.
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>>718075151
No fat at all man, shes got some guns. Not like burly muscle but just nice and tight everywhere. Only girl I've been able to lift and bang still but I'm usually a chubby humper.
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>>718075287
Yea he seems a little limp wristed from that comment lol. She's better than a 6 for my area. I'm not really into tattoos but hers were pretty sexy.
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>>718075594
How old are you?
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>>718075594
Yeah that's what I realized with the other pictures-if her personality is as great as she is, gf her now before she fucks around m8
And don't fuck up or cheat on your gf, anon.
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>>718075772
23 and she's 22
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