Why the fuck do girls even try to drum /b/? All they do is simple

>expecting a woman to do anything more complicated than sitting around showing off their tits
wew lad

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Im fucking serious look at that shit, Fuck Meg White. Talentless trash i swear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LweJGrdyAhI

>>718066760
I don't understand why they try to do anything

https://youtu.be/K84ymNFuu6U

>>718066760
>>718066956
>Talentless trash.
>Drummer.

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>>718066912

That's what Im saying, when they drum they like try to create the illusion in your mind that they're actually naked instead of onstage blaring shitty music

>>718067105

She's lucky she wasn't born in 1930's Germany, the only drum she would have seen was filled with Zyklon B

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>>718067020
Oh here they go with Sheila, prized woman drummer of the race! (Also the hottest, but thats all just a coincidence right, not another stripper for the stage)

>>718067312

>Being too focused on her looks


I'm starting to think you like Lars Ulrich and Joey Jordison with their #brooooootal beats.

>>718067105
Just beautiful hair and skin doing something written by a man

>>718067427

The power of metal does not favor the good looking

>>718067429
>moving goalposts.

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And there's this bitch from Neon trees? Are you kidding me? Just riding on the name of a solid band if you ask me.

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Girls are taught they can be anything - they can do anything. But, like, everything's been done/invented already - by men. White men, mostly. Girls are inferior and they only exist because of the pleasurable muscular tract between their thighs.

>>718066760
mainstream media is not the only media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2zWFP3fu2A

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>>718067631

The girls are moving the goal posts themselves, already disadvantaged physically and attempting to drum like men. Thats why the" good "ones all have "minimalist approaches" or "light touches"

because feminism...

>>718066760
women can only sing
they're not suitable for instrument playing. Sure there are some exceptions, but they're THE EXCEPTIONS, not the rule.

>>718068078
>>718068179

see
>>718067997

>>718068199
Again for you:
E X C E P T I O N S
For every talented female drummer there are many more talented male drummers.

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I dunno, I like Jen Ledger.

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>>718067997

Seriously?!? You are countering with some crazy bullshit witchdoctor voodoo set? Get outta here with all your pregnant bitches walking around and shit, damn near unsanitary

>>718068322
so? the inference was that there are no good ones.

>>718068462
hahah look at the picture you just posted and you're talking about "unsanitary" nigga please

I don't usually see musicians bagging on other musicians, but then it dawned on me that drummers aren't musicians. Meh.

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>>718068462

That picture is the girl drummer from Pussy Factory, far from sanitary far from good, another bad example

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>>718066760
>Why the fuck do girls even try to drum


First off OP

Fuck you for insulting the pure love that is Meg White.

Secondly check out Stella Mozgawa of Warpaint.
She's a badass.

>>718068465

I think when you said inference you meant truth

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>>718066760
>236x330
>>718066956
>213x320
>>718067137
>176x133


Holy Shit OP's, chill with the phone fag pics.

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>>718066760
>fucking female drummers, making shitty beats and sex faces
>implying that's not what every single fucking drummer does

too bad Mercedes Landers from Kittie is decent, otherwise you might have a thread.
>inb4 you still listen to Kittie

here's the hottest drummer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEiZMDgzBp8

>>718068817
dude, fuck off. she is the very definition of minimalistic druming.

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>>718066760
Ok but what does this change in the fact that you are a huge pile of utter shite, OP?

>>718068394
kill yourself now

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>>718068462
>>718068623
>>718068780

Like seriously shit
https://youtu.be/bUkAFPMq47I

>Percussion players
>Good at anything
If you can tap your foot at a steady rate you can be a top-tier drummer

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>>718069087
>dude, fuck off. she is the very definition of minimalistic druming.

Ok kid.

Get spelling btw

>>718069048

Damn straight about all she would be good for though shit

>>718069010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH1b_enD7tI

Oracle is still an amazing album

i've seen very few good girl drummers. and overall i agree op. some of my female friends are good percussionists. but 100% every popular girl drummer are shitty or minimalistic.

>>718068817

>like 3 drums
Ok

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>>718069087
>she is the very definition of minimalistic druming.

>can't even spell drumming
>thinks he's an expert

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>>718069283
>like 3 drums

so, more drums equals a better drummer?

That's incredibly dumb my young friend

Just cause we're posting drummers.

https://youtu.be/Cnv2ZhUqVRs

>>718069197
"woah shit, i could of actually had to have an argument for a second but thankfully he made a spelling mistake so now his argument is invalid." I would pay you if i could 100$ if you could find a groove by meg that couldnt be learned by an actually talented drummer in 10 seconds.

>>718069277

Thank you. And I would have to agree that theres pretty much an exception to everything, but in this case i still havent found a female drummer worth a damn

>>718069567

being this upset

>>718068179
Naw that's horeshit. they can play anything classical

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>>718069567

>AAAAHHHHH I HATE WOMEN

>Meg White
Fucking really? Is that the best girl drummer you could think of? Of course you're gonna think girls suck at drumming if the first female drummer you can think of is Meg White.

>>718069298
>literally makes one typo
>argument is invalid
>logic

Most of them suck, but check Anika Nilles. She can play polirhytms, quintuplets etc.

>>718068394
Agreed

>>718066956
As a non-drummer, what does this mean?

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>>718066760
You sound like you got bounced for a female drummer.

>>718069624
cant find it can you?

>>718069369

No but it does let you play more than one tone for a tom and cymbal

>>718069567
>could of

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ITT: Jealous, autistic nerds who couldnt handle a beat for more than 10 seconds.

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>>718069688
>argument is invalid
>>718069087
>dude, fuck off. she is the very definition of minimalistic druming.

Argument.

That word.

I do not think it means what you think it means my samefagging angry newfriend.

>>718069671

I dont hate women, I just hate that a good female drummer has ever graced mankind when so many men have

>>718069831
>No but it does let you play more than one tone for a tom and cymbal

If you actually think more drums makes you a better drummer then you are straight up retarded.

seriously that's dumb af.

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>>718069830
>cant find it can you?

find what?

That you're an angry women hating virgin?

That's obvious to everyone but you.

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>>718069987
>I dont hate women

>>718069987
>I just hate that a good female drummer has ever graced

I think the word you were looking for was NEVER.

Seriously kid calm down and read what you're going to post.

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>people in this thread talking about how they know about drumming and female drummers
>haven't even mentioned Yoshimi P-We
>ITT: ignorant peasants and man-babies

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>>718069803

I have never bounced to the beat of any female drummer my friend

>>718070080
i never said i hated women. i said i hated you for thinking meg white was talented. and i asked you to find an inpressive beat from meg white that couldnt be figured out by an actually talented drummer in 10 seconds.

>>718070253
You're such an illiterate piece of shit, I swear.

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>>718070315
>i never said i hated women. i said i

yikes.

Calm down and step away my angry friend.
You just look worse with every spastic post.

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>>718070315

>>718070003
Back to this bitch, look this chick doesnt know what shes doing but she gets more than 2 sounds out of a song.

https://youtu.be/245yIpOQTW0

>>718070437
i dont understand. im just asking you to prove me wrong that meg white is a talentless drummer.

>>718070484
what are you trying to imply.

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>>718070422

I write well and with passion i swear.

>>718069792
This is not a serious discussion, just a bunch of virgin shitposters

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>>718070577

>good luck with that
>she should thank god er day for Jack White

>>718066760
dont like women

dont like sex faces on women


>screaming fag

>>718070882

Wish we could turn back time, to the gooood old daaaaaays

>>718069803
Who dat? I can see her snizz.

>>718066760
my drumfu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8Q8usrHC_Y

>>718069987
Dude you can't spell for shit.

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>>718071015

Woah hey there I love a solid weeping bell O face while my cockasaurus is going to town like any other bloke but when all a drummer has is that face as a distraction,
Then that sir,
Thats a problem in my book
More faces
More faces, more faces! More faces ! (Chanting continues and trap concert errupts)

>>718071202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuLajIJouhI

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>>718071209

Im on a phone on 4chan punctuation isnt my concern and gives more character to my posts, character that your kind of posts sir, are lacking

>>718071551
>gives more character to my posts
The fuck are you talking about?

>>718071551
I'm on my phone too. Yet I'm spelling just fine. Sounds like you're a faggot just looking for an excuse.

maximum the hormone

I think the real question is:
was Meg White ever hot?

>>718072242

No but she tried to truck us into thinking she was while she drummed