Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Mark this down on your calendars and burn it into your memory forever because you're going to want to tell your grandchildren some day; Where were you when you first heard of Anonymous? Because, This is the most important moment of your life.
Tonight at 12:00am 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, Yer Fucked
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
lamest bait in history
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>718057968
Then what's my poster ID mr hacker?
Stale copy pasta is old.
>>718058098
>>718058149
Reply to this post or Dr Doggo dies in his sleep tonight.
>>718057968
Anonymous is a collective, they have no leader.
>but, gr8 b8 i r8 8/8 m8
>>718058267
i luv you dr doggo
>>718058267
WTF ANON YOU BASTARD YOU OUTPLAYED ME TODAY!
Every week some asshole posts this lame ass shit.
>>718058123
"Anonymous"
Dunk 4chin,
It's us, Anomalous, once again. Accept this tome it's the leader do talk of.
We might finjshed with your younger fap, bloddpic, and meanie jokes that spread like snek bite and make internet sad :( . Where all of the internet's problems come from? Geggit 9gigggle? No, yes
Here.
Scrabble down on your dear diaries and flame it into your mem forever because you're going to want to tell your eggs some day; Where were you when you first played of Anomalous ? Because, This is the most important moment of your
Tonight at 12:00am 4chen will officially come to finish of
"kek u cant do sh*t"
do I have my hacking skills and best friends aside me, but I also have 9goggles, the anmer website of Anomalean inside us.
You're probably thinj
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT dO?
There is one thing you CANt do. Stop. I want Mont and Heck here, with the ID and everything, saying k, and banning all of things disgosting things from your play.
As of now, Yer Fancked
The clock is toaking, gentlemen goys
We are a region.
Forgive and forget
Expecto patronum
好吧
>>718058098
Seems legit
>>718057968
>It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
>leader
Stopped reading here.
Well you dun goofed faggot because I'm the hacker known as 4chan. I have various infamous hacks that have been in the news and I am currently back tracing your post. You're fucked now.
>Anonymous
>Leader
Pick one
You'll never get rid of wnedy
>>718058460
we r legin
forgiv isnt
EXXXXPLAAAAAIN YOURSEEEEEEELLLLLFFFF
>>718058509
Newfag
Anonymous have no leader
>>718058483
>>718057968
Faggots
>>718058619
Fag
>>718058098
fuck off subhuman nigger
>>718058477
Dat dedication
Fuck off nigger fag
>>718057968
Nice copypasta faggot
>>718058444
oooooh
>>718057968
Fucking underage retard.
>Anonymous isn't an actual group, just random anonymous people working together.
Seriously, you are on the site it started on and yet you fucking morons don't understand how anonymous works.
this
>>718057968
It's had been a while since nothing had posted that stale cancer pasta. As always, kill yourself.
>>718058989
It's a copypasta you retard
>>718057968
stop this now, faggot king commands it!
>>718057968
expand dong
kek u cant do shit
DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO
>>718057968
finna get banned
>>718059479
>>718059504
Brilliance personified
>>718059479
>>718059504
lol your just retarded, I can't believe you believe that shieet
>>718059806
gr8 b8 m8
>>718057968
Who is this moot. Some kind of faggot?
>>718057968
>9gag founding site of Anonymous
4chan was the founding site of Anonymous, on August 23rd 2006. Originally lead by Captain Cornflake to rid the Chan of the furfag menace
>>718058098
Nice try, but I've got the facts!
anyone who boasts of their 'hacking skills' clearly isn't a hacker
>>718058149
Do no harm, pupper
>>718057968
Fuck. You.
>>718060612
maybe he is, at least he can copy-paste code from the internet
This is amazingly bad bait for 2 standing reasons 1) anon started on 4cahn for its free speech and anonimity and 2) anon has no leader because it isn't a specific group.
>>718057968
Fuck off cunt
>>718058619
xlpain?
>>718057968
Calm your tits.
Get better bait.
>>718060509
That was true until Protocol 7 utilized the Schumann resonance.