I just saw Slender Man. I'm not kidding. I have never had

what was he doing?

>>718049348
>the reason why I sleep next to a loaded gun, a taser, and a large knife

I'm not into things like this much, but I believe that there is a possibility that some shit could happen. When it does I think I'm ready.

>>718049348
Show pic of parking lot

He was standing near a fence at the far end of the lot which is maybe 60 feet from my window. He was facing me but I didn't get the feeling he was looking at me. For some reason when I saw him I glances back at my computer, and when I looked back outside he was gone, but the image remains in my head it was exactly that figure

A) Someone pulling a prank on you, no harm
B) Actual slenderman, usually a nice dude
C) You're not a nice dude, keep your lights on and no mirrors in your room
D) The
F) Launch nukes at Istanbul
J) Tell slenderman I said waddup dude, maybe live

>>718049348
Try to catch it on camera

>>718049348
Go to bed son. There are far worst out there than slender man, who was made up with no roots in anything.

Have you seen a hillary supporter? That shits nightmares right there.

okay i'm uploading pic

>>718049348
Go to /x/

>>718049348
If thread dies go to /x/

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here the lot, he was to the right of the red car

>>718049348
o shit

So, what I want to know is, what do you do if/when you see him? I know nothing about the lore of this guy or anything really. But dudes it was EXACTLY like the pics I've seen, that's what i know

OP go outside

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Dude go fucking hunt it, it's not magic or a vampire or anything.
I'm serious, if you had a knife you could get that faggot.
I want to anyway if I ever meet him.
I thought he was called the rake

>>718049949
Record vids, take pics, if its real it will be back. If you capture something or anything weird happens take it to /x/ so it will last longer.

>>718050123
lol fuck no. I think it's probably a prank but thise figure was 7 fucking feet tall!! that's a lot of work to be on stilts or whatever. so freaked

>>718050075 Whip out your dick. There is nothing more that the paranormal hate than a dick swinging in the air, please trust me on this. If you get a kinky monster after you just start speaking in riddles that have no coherence as it'll confuse you. If it angers them then give them some food, no one likes being confused. After that you know it's time to get down to business and ignore them until you can sleep. My MO

>>718050296
If it happens again document it. Its you duty.

I want OP to bring me it's head tonight.
I got 5000$ for a rakes head no joke.
I honest to God want nothing more in life right now totally serious.
Me and that faggot have history too, he will keep at it for a while you have a chance. He will run at you with some nasty sounding shit, avoid the mouth. Just scream back and go warrior. You are stronger then it trust me

>>718050296
Ain't no one going to get stilts for 1 extra foot... sounds sketch.

>>718050561
He said he saw something that resembles slender not the rake

>>718049348
lol

>>718049949
Oh my fucking god zoom in on the tree to the right

>>718049348
OP please don't be a faggot.
It's probably looking for your cat
I think a knife would be best as it's too fast for a gun. Wear some scarfs so it can't get your neck.

How can it be possible. I called him for date after 15 mins

>>718050696
What's the difference? I thought slender man was a grown rake. I go research

>>718049949
It a different color then everything else with a white dot on top...

Slender man wears a suit....
I thought we were talking about the rake my bad.
I think slender man's fake
Rake is real

>>718051067
spec o dirt on glass with another tree in the background maybe?

>>718049348
I've never seen him but I'm ashamed to believe in him. Then again, I believe in basically every paranormal thing...

>>718051023
Slender follows you until you disappear

I'm waiting for the slendermanville stabbers to get out of juvi and turn 18 so we can have a threesome in the woods

>>718050892
I don't see anything

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Kek

>>718051149
No its blurry like everything else that far away

>>718051257
Ill crop and post

>>718050296
I have an uncle almost 8 ft tall, but hes an electrical engineer so i dont think its him

>>718051208
I'd show him my glock

Of all the "legendary" monsters people have made up slenderman is very low on the list for scary. Such a generic evil "guy in suit who is tall".

>>718051208
The best part is dissappearing.
No more life, and no an hero!

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guys I've seen him too.

>>718051467
Rake on the other hand... Real as fuck
Same with the little people but I don't think little people are evil

>>718049407
Jackin' it

>>718051503
Do you see it op?

This thread made me go lock muh door

>>718051503
Holy fuck its really him. RIP in peace OP.

>>718051547
And bek, but since i learned to embrace darkness they dont bother me much anymore

>>718049521

>the reason why I sleep next to a loaded gun, a taser, and a large knife

That's a sure fire way to get hit with a bullet, a Taser, and a large knife when slendy tip-toes his cock into your room.

>>718051298
pls be irony

>>718051561
hot

>>718051647
What's bek?

>>718051627
U normally leave ur door unlocked?
Thanks for the tip anon.

Maybe you have a link to souls spirits ans devils. Try to believe un Love ans maybe they will show up to talk.
This looks like vaudou but it's hard to pût devil in hell without knowing who is your ennemy.

>>718051378
Thanks, man.

Crazy to me that people still believe in spirits and monsters in the modern era. Why be afraid of myths when humans have done worse things on bigger scales?

>>718050220
the rake is a different monster

>>718051724
Black eyed people, usually kids, i consider them a minor devil.

>>718051741
Pweeease don't wape me

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>>718051766
>>718051755
>>718051655
>>718051500
dubs get haunted

>>718051826
I may borrow some chikin nuggets and mtn dew

>>718051822
There not monsters or magic just fuckin' fqggot animals that people are afraid of.
( for good reason)

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>>718051885
shit

>>718049348
Op do you see it

Dead meme.

>>718051549
wtf anon? where is he supposed to be?

>>718052097
Look at op's pic that's fake.

>>718051766
Dude op is gone and that thing was in the pic

>>718051503
Does no one else see this?!

Did your vision pick up static all of a sudden?

If not, fake.

>>718049348
This is what my friend said, of course I didn't believe him. He said seeing him was the start. He said he was there at the end, too.

>>718052458
This isn't even op that shit is in a tree... its not fake

>>718051503
Someone confirm that you see it

>>718052569
Red circle it I don't see shit.

>>718052697
Seen

>>718051503
i cant see shit

>>718052097

to the right behind the sign..

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>>718053038
Nice bait fag.

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OP is kill?

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give him some oats, brother

>>718053128
Just some tallfag with his mom's sock on his head.

>>718053128
You can even see The humanoid shape

>>718053261
Brush... That's in a tree

>>718053251
is this a new meme or something? I didn't think the video was funny myself.