anon, if u could send an email back in time to 13 year old you,

Stay away from the booze

>>718015727
Get into politics

don't waste time on Clarissa. Robyn wants your balls.

>>718015727
i would tell myself to never masturbate more than once a day.. sigh

>>718015727
Buy bitcoins, lots of bitcoins

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>>718015727
Lift heavy weights, never stop

Eat more butter.

>>718015727
Don't get involved with females until you're done with your Master's degree or Doctorate.

Learn to read music and practice 2 hours daily at a minimum.

Eat better food.

You only have one year to live

Go live with your dad, stop playing video games, if blood ever comes out your ass go to the doctor asap, study hard and finish school or else life sucks, and start working out AFTER you turn 18.

Sauce on op's pic¿

>>718015727
That what has happened and will happen will change us forever. I would tell him not to let her go, he would know who when the time comes,.

And of course small shit, like work hard, find what your good at, etc etc.

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You're asexual and rich af. Start smoking weed ASAP. Be the trustafarian you always wanted to be.

get your fucking life straight you cuck

Delete system 32

>Start losing weight you fat shit
>Hitler was right
>Minecraft is fucking autistic, cut that shit out

>>718015727
Try to fuck everything you can. Ugly, fat, stupid - just fuck them. When you're old and fat all that pussy is better than what you can get.

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>>718015727
there was no email when i was 13
>mfw

>>718015727
Fuck your cousin's ass he's gay as fuck and wants your cock also you're gay as fuck stop hiding it.

>>718015727
Quit Fencing and start boxing,you will like it also search for Monster Mosume and Miia.Dont forget to play the game in 2016,its shit but u must do.Beat the shit out of that guy who is kissing julieta and chiara is worth the shot.Start doing homework,you will never do it if not,srls.Your litlle brother is condem to be an austistic ponny lover,dont even try to change him,he wont.Ahh almost forgot dont loose conection with sophia.

>>718015727
Once Bitcoins appear buy shitton of em

>>718016959
Wow
Wtf are you doing on 4chan? Go do old people shit like taxes or something.

>>718015727
Go to Stanford be a doctor. Fuck all that you are poor

>>718017134
Shit there is so much im fogurting,everyone is a faggot until you move to Argentina in a year,there only half are.

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>>718017134
Wait, you were fencing at 13? Pretty sure you're the richest and whitest person on /b/ right now.

>>718015727
>you better start to talk to women before you become a kissless virgin adult that watches MLP on netflix
>start to play guitar NOW
>don't trust that kyara
>FUCKING MARRY PRISCILLA WHILE YOU CAN YOU STUPID FAGGOT!!!!

>>718015727
hey dude care less because none of this fucking matters

>>718017771
was a prety meh thing in a kinda not so much rich school were i was.Very amatuer and cheap shit,thats why leave it.In in my mother side of the family are medium-high class,my father family is medium class so im not wealthy rich and is true about the whitness.

>>718015727
Bet for trump to win against some SJWS and see profit coming this way.

>>718018687
wow thats very clever

>>718015727
>Coach Martin isn't a trained doctor
>He's not checking you for sprains, and this is not what all soccer coaches do
>You can't sprain your balls

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I would say 'you should fuck all those chicks you got peer pressured into not fucking because they weren't cool enough' .. Man i missed out on some gems

>>718016959
nah, you kids make me laugh.

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>>718019673
i mean, srsly most of you are cringers in your own right and have no clue about anything. especially drugs. it is a pleasure to watch you all fail at life.
>you all fail at life
mfw

>>718015727

Kill yourself before you get friends who'd miss you.

>>718019145
Lol
Coach Martin sounds like my kind of guy. Why didn't anyone molest me? I was a cute kid and I should have been molested.

>>718015727
I would send myself a timeline of memes and their periods of popularity, so I could become the top memer.

Stay away from weed
Stay away from taylor

>>718020081
And then what? Win the meme awards?

don't let dad beat mom to death again

other than the obvious make money ones, dont fuck so many guys from 4chan

>>718016099

there has to be some app where you can email yourself from 4 weeks ago, anon.

Your school sucks. It's so conservative that it doesn't allow you to go to movies or listen to any music but classical and hymns. You feel left out and abnormal. Don't let those be reasons to not try. You'll regret it so much later.

>>718015727

dont go to college for psychology and instead study CS with a focus in machine learning.

>>718020303
Again?
Zombie mom?

>>718016071
holy shit this

>>718020303
>again

>>718015727
"go to class more"

- Buy as many bitcoins as you can
- Stay away from the internet as much
- Use your fuking head, and dont do retard shit at school
- Stay away from Scott and his friends
- Punch the fuk out of that "friend" till he crys and is a bloody mess, dont be a bitch
- Open your fuking window
- Dont change schools
- Dont be the most autistic, most immature, weird cunt that your known for
- and most importantly...stop her before its to late

It's gonna be alright.

>>718015727
Smoke weed. Get in shape. 13 year old girls are the prefect age. 12 is even better.

>>718015727
Invest in Bitcoin. You don't know what that is, look it up.
You'll be enduring your last year of middle school around this time, so you'll be experiencing another flareup before the school year is over.
It's going to cause a nasty lesion on your leg, but if you get some ozone on that, it'll clear up, and Prednisone will take care of the flare up itself.
Start running after that, you need gain some aerobic ability. Then hit the weights and run every other day. Make sure you have a high protein diet.
Start learning how to program. It will be tough the first few months, but you'll get better the more you train.
Make friends before you get girlfriends. A girl wants to become a part of your life, not the other way around.
Also, there is no God, it's okay to jack it. Just make sure to stream the porn, not download. Also keep your door locked.

I've probably changed the future drastically just by telling you this, so good luck!
Oh and one final thing: people don't give a damn about you unless they can use you. So be powerful or be useful, but don't expect people to just give you things.

Stop raping your sister

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>>718021480

>>718015727
There was no email when I was a kid. I didn't have the internet till High School I think.

Do not go with uncle chuck when he says he found a bunch of weed plants in the woods.

>>718021461
I would replace my previous answer with basically this

>>718021795
why not?ahhh now i realise,to young for drugs

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>>718015727
>On the night of September 17th, 2006
>Dad will pass out with a lit cigarette in his hand
>For the love of god don't sleep at Tony's that night and try to put it out
>If you can't do that
>Treat Mom, Dad, and Heather like gold
>They won't be around forever
>And they'll be gone sooner than you think

>>718015727
Buy Amazon IPO in 1997

Honestly? When you try to kill yourself at 14 run a little faster so your friend can't grab you from jumping into the oncoming train. If that fails then make sure you don't tell your girlfriend before your second suicide attempt 3 years later.

>>718021938
this is some feels thread material holy shit

Everyone is as important as you and as unsure as you. Don't be afraid of what everyone else thinks.

Stop being fat, you're gonna have no friends after highschool, pussy isn't that great, and girls will play you and you're gonna look like an idiot so stay away

>>718021931
Even the lesion shit?

Ignore bitcoin, it is a fad

Never do speed.

>>718022257
>basically

asking for ID would have been smart....

>>718015727
Do NOT watch porn! Get off AIM. Girls named Emma are the spawn of Satan! You're better than that.

>>718022125
>>718021938

No fucking kidding. This just makes me sad as fuck.

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Don't break up w/ her

>>718022378
>implying

>>718022122
>don't tell your girlfriend before your second suicide attempt 3 years later.
>don't tell your girlfriend
>girlfriend
Why kill yourself if you have people who care about you? Sounds pretty selfish to me

>>718015727
When she (you'll know who next year) tries to dress you up like a girl and teach you how to sell your ass for money, don't be an idiot try so hard to get away from it. DO it, but be smart and save that money! (try not to lose her too because someday you'll WISH you had one like her)!

-Travel as soon as you get enough money
-Ask her out she digs you

>>718015727
you're 13 why the fuck do you check your email

go to the hospital asap you have testicular cancer

>>718022401
You get v&?

Send nudes

>>718015727

Be nice to Anna in high school, she loved you.

Don't be so picky about losing your virginity to a virgin, and don't worry about fucking sluts. You would get a TON more pussy in college if you lower your standards.

Don't get married. You'll feel like you should because everyone else is doing it, but stay true to your gut and don't do it.

>>718022559
Lol

>>718022559
Same, I'd still be trying to remember my password through a haze of adhd medication and energy drinks.

>>718015727
Ask her out.. This is only time you're gonna get 9/10 chick who's interested in your shy ass

>>718022559
Shit my email will be ignored cause laizy 13 me

Fucking pay attention in high school and do your God damn works, the Jews control everything so don't even try for a 4 Reich, and stay away from that Nazi shit, and come out as trans.

you will grow to 6'5. So start playing basketball instead of football, becuase you will tear your meniscus, acl, and mcl all at once and lose your football scholarship and then fall into a depression and do a fuckton of drugs and go nowhere in life.

Learn a foreign language and stick to it

>>718022765
Dude you are like a friend of mine

>>718022784
>>718022941
Maybe, is your name Louis by any Chance

>>718021938
Christ anon

>>718015727
Cut your hair and do your homework you stupid fuck.

Nothing, e-mail wasn't a thing when I was 13

>>718023076
But MOOOOMMMMM.....

GREENDAY doesn't cut THEIR hair!!

>>718016959
then instead of sending an email you can send morse code to yourself

Depression will consume you any day now, dont alienate your parents. They love you very much and want to see you happy

You'll be offered weed when you're 17, dont take it, it's not weed. It WILL fuck you up.

Depression only ends when you better yourself, dont stop believing that you're worth it.
You are worth it.

Please dont give up, it's the most horrible feeling in the world..

Best of luck, me. Do better than I did

>>718023054
Nope,I just have a nazy trans friend named Ignacio
>>718023231
Lot more usefull,i will surely shit my pants when i start hearing beeps and think that aliens will anal probe me

You are 13 get the shotgun from behind dad's bedroom door and shoot dad in the head while he sleeps. That abusive fucking bastards deserves it. You will get away with it.

When you get to highschool stay the fuck away from Vanessa Aliener she's a fucking lesbian and o ly dating you as cover to hide that fact she will never sleep with you.

When hurricane Andrew comes leave that motherfucker is going to fuck shit up

Buy stock in apple, amazon, whole foods, Qualcomm, Cisco, Starbucks, eBay and Google.

Don't get married ever

>>718015727
didnt have a computer at 13 so probably wouldnt get the message but

>you know that perfect girl you are madly "in love with" and you tried to kill yourself cuz she didnt want you
>shes a drug addled stripper now that works on fucking baltimore street
>women arent worth it
>just fucking stop
>you will be happier that way

>>718023595
so go for man or ponny waifus?

>>718015727
You'll have to make some changes and stick with them for the next three years. First of all, stop trying to be yourself. Look at the normies and try to behave like they do. Get contacts. Your oneitis is a dead-end, just get over her. Try to build experience by aiming for the uglier, less popular girls. You won't find anyone you're ACTUALLY compatible with at this point, but that's fine.

Once the three years are up you'll change schools. It will be a lot bigger and there are now a select few girls who might be relationship-compatible. People will be more accepting of the real you here, so you can start letting your real personality shine through now. Show some restraint though. You are not a normie by heart, and you live in a normie world.

While in college you'll come back home for the summer and get summer job. You'll meet SJB there. She is the one, you have to make a move on her. I can't promise it'll work out, but if you just let her slip you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

>>718023595
>didnt have a computer at 13

Damn I'm 40 and I had a computer at 13

>>718021938
God damn!

>>718015727

BUY BITCOINS, SELL WHEN 2010

Stop collecting fingernails. It will ruin your life. Take a shower everyday not once a week. Stop acting weird. Your parents are just trying to help you. Don't really try to till them when you turn 16.

>>718016409
underrated post

>>718015727
eat less fiber before football practice, dont shit yourself while running, dumbfuck.

>>718022257
Especially the lesion shit

>>718016959
Me too. I would have had to explain what this email thing is and then it never would have arrived anyway.

>>718023780
i had a computer but my father was in and out of the hospital all the time from COPD or cancer so we never had the money for luxuries like cable or internet

>>718023687
>ponny waifus
kys

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>>718024077
>tfw you till your parents

what 13 year olds have email addresses?

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>>718017193
Tax season is over dip shit.

>>718015727
have fun faggot

tell your parents youre a tranny degenerate so you dont have to go through this shit after you lost all chances of being a qt

>>718021795
That's right. Wait until you're legal age to do drugs.

>>718023513
Can I give you a hug?

Let's see when I was 12... that would make it 1993. Oh shit!

>Stay out of the World Trade Center
>Motherfucker is getting bombed!

When I was 12 it was 1988.

>>718025034
Also,
>Get out of the Branch Davidians
>ATF agents are going to storm the compound

Give a fuck about your future. If you do anything, do this.

Stop being antisocial. In reality, you like talking to people, but you will suck at it because you became antisocial.

Getting a girlfriend won't magically fix your life. Getting off your ass and doing something with it will.

>>718024328

No it isn't.... Most people don't file their taxes till beginning of February. Adults do things like donate to charities, and often you are waiting on those charitable tax receipts.

Get rekt kiddo.

>>718025666
Whatever you say Satanic trips. It's all about perspective. I say tax season is over; you say tax season hasn't started yet. We're both correct. Point is tax season isn't happening now.

>>718015727
Don't sell any of your toys, you'll regret it.
Especially all the transformers.

Stay fit, make more of an effort to look after your health.

If you think she's into you, she is.

Don't get married. At least, not to her.

Don't move out of the city, you'll be miserable.

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Just whore yourself out, you'll never get any action unless you do.

>>718022485
Not the guy you're replying to but this attitude makes my blood boil.

The irony is, this attitude is INFINITELY more selfish than the person trying to kill themselves.

So someone has to stay alive despite not wanting to (an unimaginable feeling for someone who isn't or hasn't experienced it) simply to keep other people happy?

They'll get over it, you probably won't.

All that said, the guy posting >>718022122 is obviously a fag as he tried to kill himself at least twice (that we know of) yet is still shit-posting on 4chan.

Don't fall for the STEM meme

>>718021938
Lol

Don't marry the crazy deaf bitch.

>>718027590
or just don't fall for the S in STEM
nobody finds work in science

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>>718015727
Dont fucking jerk off BC that will ruin you with the girls
Aldo try to rawr xD harder with that emo girl , you can fuck het before she tienes into a drug maniac

Don't send those nudes, they will come back on you in a few years

Treat your parents like gods, their dying in a year

Go gay, Josh always liked you

Quit spending so much time by yourself, get up and do something while you can

listen to your parents and study a little you fucking retard

Take as many steps as necessary to become a qt femboy

You did everything right.

>>718028012
How did jerking off "ruin you with the girls"?

>>718028607
smells like cum all the time maybe idk thats why i couldnt get a date

>>718015727
stay away from /b/

>>718015727
LISTEN! THERE ISN'T TIME TO EXPLAIN! GO OUT INTO THE LIVING ROOM AND PUNCH YOUR MOM IN AND AROUND THE EYES REPEATEDLY! YOU'LL THANK ME LATER!

>>718027463
I almost killed myself and the only thing that stopped me was the thought of my brother or dad finding my mutilated corpse in the woods and knowing that my mother couldn't live with herself if her youngest son killed himself

>>718028688
you clean up normally why tf would you smell like cum

>>718029123
the smell soaks in to everything. you might clean up your room and shit after each time but it probably still smells like cum if you jack off a lot

>>718029226
at one point i was doing it twice a day and never smelled like cum i think you did it wrong

>>718028347
Are you cute now?

It doesn't get better, neither do you. You'll always be a self-sabatoging failure-loving goofball and if you think you're pathetic now wait until you're 30. Don't get married, you're a womanizer just like your dad. Just drink and fuck girls.

>>718029226
Candles, air freshener, perfume/cologne. You have options also why you have stinky cumys? Mine aren't stinky and I make big cumys

tell mom u love her

>>718029417
I have a semi-okay face, but I lifted too much and gained too much chub as a highschools r to reverse it

>>718015727
Fuck every woman above 5/10 who is interested,

PROTIP: I just gave you the secret to life

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You don't love her. You've never loved any woman, you never will.

I'm worried I may be in love with my wife's best friend.

>>718029412
>>718029564
maybe its because i had some glasses and would cum into them and drink them right after so maybe that didnt help idk

>>718015727
Get rid of your bowl cut you fucking faggot, get some hair gel and a side part.

>>718029731
you still sound nice

>>718015727
DONT FUCKING DO IT YOULL REGRET IT DUMBASS

>>718015727
you will be a cowardly,pathetic fat fuck.just end your life before you grow to this disgusting being.

>>718016448
what happened to ur ass?

>>718015727
Totally read that as "smell an email"

And then I smelled the porno

"stop being a bully and acting like a nigger"

1. Don't distance yourself from Justine.
2. Spend more time with laurel and no matter what don't miss her funeral (the elderly lady who comes into the restraunt on weekends)
3. Stay away from Nick.

All shit I sincerely regret.

>>718015727
DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK, DON'T FUCK IT UP WITH LIZ IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY BECAUSE THAT'LL MAKE YOU AN OUTCAST THROUGH HIGHSCHOOL, AND MOST OF ALL GET YOUR GODDAMN SHIT DONE!!!! Also invest in Chipotle, Youtube, Uber, Snapchat, Vine, Instagram, etc. Also keep up swim through college. Go for Ally, she really did love you in the end. And don't let it get to you. Oh, and on Thanksgiving of 2016 AVOID THE FUCKING WOODS. AT ALL COSTS. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT WALK THE DOGS. DO NOT. DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT. DO NOT LET MELISSA (Ally?) DO IT EITHER. And speaking of 2016, Trump wins. And we won't get to Mars 'til 2020 or so. And Logan's a cunt. So's Hunter. And like I said earlier, just get your shit done. I know mom tells you this all the time, but it gets harder, so, so much harder. Just get it done. Self teach. Take all that time you spend online or reading and fucking learn useful shit, or at least just do the damn math homework. Trust me. And it doesn't work out with Tasha.

fuck bitches...get money

Date Mikaela, go to class and start your YouTube channel earlier.

>>718030901
What happened in the woods bro

>>718015727
lotto numbers, what else?

I wouldn't say anything.

Don't touch that gas tank

>>718030175
wait hold on

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>>718030901
....what the fuck happened in the woods?

>>718030901
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU IN THE WOODS

dont break the face of retarded fuck kid ariel

A lot of people will die.

>>718030901
da woods, da woods, da woods
did ya get da wood in da woods
tiger woods in da woods

>>718015727
they're ready jimmy
fuck them
fuck them all

>>718031787
russled

01010011 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101110 01110101 01100100 01100101 01110011

Idk, something along those lines

>>718024315
i'm honestly more concerned about the fingernail collection, holy fuck

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>>718015727
Tell dad you love him right now. Also tell him to buy a defibrillator and keep 911 on speed dial.

He had a massive heart attack in his sleep when I was 14. He was set to buy an emergency defibrillator due to his bad heart problems 2 days before his death, on Thanksgiving day. Doctors say he went painfully, and the defib likely would have saved his life until EMTs arrived.

I would say... Don't Reply to the post in 2017 about whether you would email yourself

>>718015727

Remember the name Lulu.

>>718015727
She's gonna turn you down.
Rape her when she gets hospitalized in a week from homecoming

Dude forget Natalie she only wants your dick. I know that sounds awesome but believe me you'll meet someone better later.
Fuck off with fashion design and take computer science all the way through. and Apply to (insert the company I work for now) you can become a level3 tech and make a fuckton of more money.

don't move in with your dad, and if you do, move back home in 2010, your older brother will commit suicide in january of 2011, and he hints to you to come live with him before hand, don't turn him down. Maddie is a hoe, and don't waste 4 years with tash, she'll give you herpes and cheat on you, and also break all your shit.
study harder at school, learn programming instead of being a lazy prick and playing halo or watching bleach all the time. "the cat food kid" ends up being your only friend one day, try not to fuck that up.

>>718015727
buy all the bitcoin you can in 4 years, it will peak around $1,500 per coin in around 9 years.

>>718015727
I didn't had an email address when I was 13yo, you dumb fuck

>>718015727
Buy nintendo stocks when you hear about pokemon go, sleep more, eat better food, start working out asap, spend less money on games and buy a better pc instead

INVEST IN SAMSUNG BEFORE THE IPHONE COMES OUT

>>718016959
yeah, fucking kids everywhere are ruining 4chan

(email existed when i was 13, though internet was very limited and I didn't have email).

don't finger Emma's vagina when she begs you to. Dude, she's only 6, that shit can wait

>>718015727
Continue playing soccer, you are about to get a scholarship to a university that will win 4 championships in a row. Go pro and you'll be a rich. Plus reinvest your college fund stocks to google in 2004, sell in 2008, and invest in gold in 2009.

>>718034355
>she's only 6

Sounds like you both had a good childhood.

>>718015727
fuck her

>>718021062
>>718016071
Why?

>>718030683
>>718016448
Also curious about ass?

>>718015727
>>718034896
>Don't fuck her

>>718015880
This x10

>>718015727
fuck that girl that keeps staring at you and do your fucking homework

>>718034909
It ruins your sex life. I'm 25 and gain more pleasure now from porn than sex. It's horrible, very embarrassing when you can't ejaculate. Usually the girl thinks she is doing something wrong.

Stop watching porn kids, and limit the masturbation to 2-3 times a week or you are really fucking yourselves when you hit your 20s.

I have no reason to make this up, and I wish I knew at the time.

>>718015727
your uncle doesn't really have a nintendo 64 in his basement. :(

In 2012 you will meet a model and not know she's a model, she will introduce you to some modeling friends that want to have a three way with you. You will think the two being nice to you are lesbians, they're in a bisexual relationship and want you to join. They are not messing with you, go for it before they get drunk and pregnant from the weirdo bald guy that's been stalking them all night. Their parents are rich and your life will be set and amazing beyond belief.

>>718035258
Did he at least have a joystick?

>>718015727
Just don't be such a faggot honestly. I though I'd have more to say, but seriously dude.

In 2011 you have a shit load of of money what ever you do dont buy a stupid car and go for the boob job and you get your first kiss when you fucking 18 you fucking loser also get laid 2 weeks after

dont fall in love whit that bitch

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>>718015727
Just off yourself now, it doesn't get better...

>>718035254
i can second this

>>718035856
this will literally fuck yourself over, you have to be more specific

Drop the furry fandom.

January 7 2004. In October a woman you thought you would never see again but knew you would until the day you die surprises you at 1 am. Around 4 am you will have the most amazing sex.

You will soon marry her but do yourself a big favor. Don't waste so much time fighting for dominance and fighting over every little stupid thing thinking youre doing this to prevent shit you hate from existing in your life forever. Learn to love instead hating so damn much. Fight it all you want but you will learn to quit being selfish and learn to love but guess what you little asshole. Soon after you learn all that and learn how great life can be and how much more youre going to enjoy the rest of your life with your now happy family you will be carrying her to her grave.

So don't waste what could have been a great decade for all of you.

>>718036290
Did you kill her?

Not even trying to be edgy here. Get off your ass, fucking learn a skill, do something. God dammit it pisses me off how much time I put to waste. It's biting me in the ass now.

>>718036392
Na I don't think so but I probably payed a part in killing her.

you should of jumped

>>718015727

Put 5k in Berkshire Hathaway A fund. Swap it to B fund in 05.

>>718035254
>>718035952
same here, it sucks

>>718036505
How much did you pay? $3.50?

For god's sake invest in the currency Bitcoin

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>>718016277
this is what I've derived from your comment
>metal is life
>beta
>cringelord/ edgelord
>doctorates degree and 2 hours a day to practice stairway to heaven 600,000,000 times =obviously a fucking highschool kid
>eat better = obviously a ham planet

life isn't gonna get any better for you after community college, sucks to be you faggot

kill yourself

>>718035254

I'm 36 and masturbated about 3 times a day as a teenager. Dont have trouble getting it up for my girl or the camsluts I know.

Consider teh possibility that you have erectile dysfunction or you might be homosexual, faggot.

>>718036684
should've*

Dont ever talk to mackenzie,emily,macy,morgan,avery,or breanna. trust me you will go numb to everything soon enough
Never fucking touch nicotine.
Dont hang with goofballs.
Learn how to fucking study before you get into college.
And stop fucking eating.

Your going to hate yourself

break up with brena the first time, don't stay with her.

>>718015727
Location and details of terror attacks so I could kill them before they could commit any act. Remove kebab.

>Implying 13yr olds read emails

>>718037481
Ejaculate... not getting an erection. Re-read the post.

>>718038402
the cringe

11/20 - 4 29 45 48 50 pb:1,2

>>718038245
>>718038250
Wow two people in a row having trouble with a Bree. Yeah I'm betting both of the Breana's you two knew used the nick name Bree. I know a Bree too but she's not a girlfriend. She's a pill head and uses so many pills that its it's hard to find any pills on the local shitty black market. She's cute and has nice tits though so if she would give me some pussy I wouldn't be upset about her using up most of the local drugs.

While we're on this topic can any one give me some info on smuggling pills from Mexico into the US. I bet Bree would give me lots of pussy if I had a lot of pilss because Bree is lazy and doesn't work so I assume she fucks for pills. Thanks in advance anons and watch out for any Bree's cuz them bitches crazy.