My friend asked me if I was a virgin. Seriously?? >age 24

not anymore.

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neh

>40
>still a virgin

I long for the sweet release of death

>nobody has given enough fucks about me to even ask
kek
>nobody has certainly given any fucks about me to consider having sex with me
kek

>19
>yes
welp

>>718010386
Fuck a prostitute

Hey I'm a 20 year old get fuck and look ugly as hell, even i was able to loose my virginity, how? You might ask... GHB is the answer ;) and now a nice day for all of you^^

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>>718010386
how

>>718009496
>age 31
>5'10 height
>fat
>naturally charming
>girls swoon for me occasionally
>socially inept

>>718011018
Any luck on the poon ?

>>718010929
im too shy

>>718011009
Raised Catholic, taught to prize a woman's virginity and be ashamed at the thought of taking it out of wedlock for the purpose of anything BUT making a child.

>>718010929
1. I can't even sit on a public toilet seat.
2. I'd probably get busted in a sting operation.
3. Her pimp would probably mug me and leave me for dead.
4. No whore would go near me cause I look like cop.

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>>718011018
>naturally charming

>>718011100
No. I usually only get that I had chances long after, I'm really fucking clueless.

>she even fucking told me
>still cringe 15 years after

>>718011009
I want this framed on my bedside.

>>718009496
Doesn't matter how good you look, if you don't have confidence and game you're fucked

>>718011323
It's all yours, my friend (:

>>718011322
I am, not acknowlediging it when I'd need it is my cognitive dissonance.
Girls I talk to tend to like me. But I don't get it. My friends usually have to tell me that.

>>718009496
Are you a straight 6'3'' girl?
If so, girls are swarming around you, but you're straight. They like tall strong people. Girls like tall strong girls even more than they like tall strong men, because they are bisexual, and if the partner has already has the strength, then they only need knowledge of the female sexuality, which can be achieved by actually being a female. The only reason girls date men is because only men are tall.
Where was I? Oh, yeah, you're a tall virgin straight girl.

>Age 19
>6'3 Height
>Average shape, not fat, not swool either
>Musically talented
>Virgin :^(

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Yep, lost it right about 4 1/2 times

i lost my virginity at 23. was sick since 17.. just got better start of 2016. by end of year had a beautiful gf. Was worth waiting to be with someone I love.

>>718011233
>too shy to fuck a prostitute
You are mentally ill then. It's one thing to be poor or handicapped. Girls won't generally fuck you then. But if you're too shy to fuck a prostitute, you have a problem.

>>718011707
How do you lose 1/2 a virginity?

How do you half sex?

>>718009496
lost mine at 24 (now 30) man, its not a big deal its just sex

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>>718011663
this is me but i have a good amount of muscle and just turned 20.

>>718009496
Never been asked that, but if you only know me by text, it's very likely you would ask. I'm not a great looking guy, but I'm not the kind of guy who's going after a girl because she happens to be hot or just for a fuck. I have values, and that includes the principle of sex is to solidify a bond.

>>718011833
It may just be that they have a shit ton of common sense. In some states soliciting a prostitute can make a registered sex offender

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>>718012027
k

>>718011911
Grabbed her right in the pussy. Half point.

>>718009496
>girls swoon for me often
you're probably one of those "this chick wants it" types about every girl who is remotely nice to you.
it's called being sociable, not swooning.

>>718011635
Actually a guy but bi so have 2x possibilities but no fucking luck

>>718010386
brother

don't

we are few but one day many only to become none

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>>718010386
Wait 10 more years, brother. Accept the patg you've been given

>>718012197
Lol.
President.

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>>718012243
Huh?

>>718012389
My 35 year old virgin eyes can't read that small typing.

>>718012465
extinction a go go!
')

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How do all you supposed /fit/fags have trouble getting laid? Seriously, I'm pic related (22/m) and am mildly Aspergers and even I have fucked two different girls.

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>>718012552
RESTRAIN, BRETHREN

>>718012673
We just dont leave the house

>>718012679
This doesn't have the 90 year old on it. I'm aiming to achieve those powers.

>>718011663
where you from i'll do u

>>718012389
I have no choice, 40 years is when pussy starts to go bad.

>>718012796
Shit man I rarely do. I go to work, and on occasion jump a state line to go to a card shop I enjoy hanging out it. Just talk to people wherever you are

>>718012679
Ok I haven't had sex in like 6 years Wtf do I do??? I had a gf when I was 19 and we had sex everyday but when we broke up that was it. Dry spell because insecurity and autism. Am I fucked??? People think I'm genuinely funny and stuff but I'm an ugly person and a manlet. I also don't really have friends I go out with enough to make talking to girls not weird so idk wtf to do. Am I fucked?

>>718012836
oh wow there's your problem... you talk about women like they're shit. you probably give off that gross, no-respect-for-women vibe which girls can totally pick up on and will usually only give a pass for if the dude is confident/rich/hot, not literally exuding 4chan vibes.

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>>718012801
>>718012836
Stole this for y'all

>22
>fat male
>6ft
>not a virgin
>have a 3year old daughter

That's life some people get lucky others die in despair

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>>718013152
Women are shit. Feminism has destroyed true womanhood.

Did i had to stick my dick in to lose my virginity?

>>718013967
Yes what kind of sex were you having? Were you rubbing it on her thighs to the point of climax?

>>718009496
Peter?

> 18
> nope

well I'm a fag and my friend is a fag. and we've had plenty of sex... so no

>>718009496
You are not all of those things around women. Maybe you're just trying too hard.

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>>718014239

>>718013751
>not a feminist
>just know enough about women to assure you that they know when you have that whole sexist manchild thing going on
>and it repulses them and that's probably why this dude's a loser virg

>>718014136
Lois? Nah b

Age 22
5"10
Kinda chubby
Good charm/flirty
Work in a bar
had sex with around 26 girls had my first MMF threesome last night

>>718014403
Yeah I'm really thinking that, get too pent up when any women shows me even a bit of attention and stuff

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>>718013751
You gotta grow up, bro. You're just making excuses for why you can't relate to women. You just have to man up and trust that most women are just normal fucking people.

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>>718014102
No, it was oral only because she didn't want to get pregnant and even was afraid of the condom breaking. She felt that she was preagnant anyways.

>>718014568
You don't brag about MMF threesomes. You brag about FFM threesomes.

>>718014835
Still got more pussy than your lone ass

>>718014789
Sounds like she was scared into that shit. Just talk to her about the realities of fertilization, the safety of condoms and other forms of birth control, and let her know you can always nut on her belly if she wants

>>718014677
>woman
>normal human beings

PICK ONE.

>>718014946
Yeah, you have me beat by 7. Doesn't mean I'm jealous of you and another guy listening to each other moan over a slam piggy

>>718013321
Rather be a virgin

>>718015060
I don't hate my dick so I pick both. It's pretty easy to talk to women when you stop pretending they're broken.

>>718014991
I did, for six entire months before that and she understood even before me (she was a sloppy second), but she still was paranoid about that and even tought i only wanted her as a sex doll, sigh..

>>718015305
Should have just told her that she was a sex doll and tried to pretend it was a fetish of yours and see if she gets into it. Fuck it, you're not getting pussy anyway right?

>>718015245
But that's the thing, women aren't broken. They're perfect, abosolutelyfucking perfect. Everything they do is absolutely perfect, especially when it contradicts.

>>718009496
I love that pic of that tomoko cosplayer. What a turn on

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>>718015507
Ohhhh, now I get why you're a virgin.

>>718014835
not bragging, just telling it how it is, I never expected it to happen it just kinda did.

>>718015446
Not from her, she fucking left me and came back with her ex in june, but i'm starting to date a different girl, i'll see what happens

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>>718015656
I know, Right??

>>718015707
Lol, whatever. You know you were bragging.

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>>718015787
Put your index finger in her butt and then pull it out and suck on your middle finger in front of her as a prank.

>>718011269
While there are legit places to get laid, experience showed me that it isn't really the best option. It's expensive, rushed, and kinda empty compared to sex in a real relationship. You are better off getting over that ingrained stigma and fucking someone you like (where you only pay travel/food type expenses.

>>718009496
sorry bro. 49 year old fag. more pussy in my life than i can count. my current girlfriend is 27.

really, it all comes down to charisma. have it or you don't.

choke pussy brah

>>718016034
what the fuck

>>718009496
none of you will believe this
>19
>5'2
>230 lbs (what)
>at least I'm Spanish so I can pull off being short
>shoulders are wide and cover most of my fat too
>extremely shy, but one of the coolest people you will ever meet when you break my walls
>plenty of women still hint for me to talk to them (they usually overhear me talking to someone else [I can be loud])
>still too nervous to initiate.
yes.. I'm a fucking virgin, I've had opportunities but I never believed it to be true and would never commit.

I'm tired of it though, we'll see what happens next time I get the chance, there'll always be another chance (y)

>>718015828
Best and worst loli ever dude.

>>718016217
Wow, I don't believe this.

>was somewhere in the mid 20's, i forget exactly when because you don't really care afterwards
>6'1
>Physically pretty meh, had a bit of a gut then, still have it now @ 31
>i can connect with people who are nerdy/weebs like me but not really normies so much.

Sex is just a need, like eating. You can choose to go out and grab whatever junk you can or you can take your time and prepare something more filling.

>>718016217
I mildly believe it, seen shorter Mexicans

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>>718016376
I knew it.

You better believe it, mother fucker.

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>>718016241
Worst?

>>718016533
Why would he want to believe your shit genes/story?

>>718016901
why would I anonymously lie about being short, and the result of my parents feeding me more mcdonalds as a child than I currently eat as an adult, cunt face?

>>718009496
yup...im also virgin mary.

not by choice, just by circumstance. Never had the opportunity or a gf that lasted long enough during high school to take the plunge. After that I never really had any female friends nor actively seeked women out, so here I am 21 and still no pussy. Am a fit builder, naturally humorous and aint half bad looking in the face, so I don't know the deal. Must be that I don't go out often enough to find them nor try. lmao fuck me

>>718016601
The cringe was cute but horrible. thank fuck I can handle cringe and ignore it easily

>24
>tranny
>have tranny gf
>we first has sex at 8 months dating, that was when i was 24 and 2 months


Also i felt and still feel pretty guilty and shame when we do it

>>718017632
Maybe try going to conventions or clubs/bars and meet people there ?

ur 6'3 you should be slaying faggot?????

>>718017889
But you're a tranny, you have fallen too far to have shame in your antics

>>718017967
yea probably could.
My job takes so much time out of my week, and also tires the fuck out of me so the night life is pretty shit for me. I mean, There's plenty of overweight chicks that want to fuck me, but I'd rather not just do that for the sake of it...want to find someone nice and such. Such a weird situation

>>718018077
Just ain't, help me b

>>718009496
>Be me
>17
>have first irl gf
>been dating for 3 months
>she's 15, birthday in march
>she's absolutely pure
>didn't even know how a girls masturbated
>super cutie 8/10
>today after school
>had about 1.5 hours spare time
>decided to head to my house
>hasn't been over since b4 Christmas bc she's been grounded
>recently have been talking about getting sexual
>both strip down into little clothes (underwear, panties and bra for her)
>normal
>making out in my bed
>normal
>slide my hand down and gently rub her from outside panties
>normal
>slowly move panties to side about to touch her pussy for the first time
>her thighs slam on hand
>she pulls away and nuzzles into my neck/shoulder
>wasn't ready
>convince her to at least try and if she doesn't like it then it's okay
>rub vaginal lips with my middle finger
>slowly slide finger in
>warm.jpg
>juicy.exe
>soft.gif
>find g spot and start to rub
>crazy about it
>loves it
>cums 3 times in 30 minutes
That was my first ever sexual experience, hope y'all enjoyed.

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>>718009496
>My friend asked me if I was a virgin. Seriously??

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>>718018548
i N U T

>>718018476
People in here have been helping you, faggot. You're not listening. Every single "Y AM I LOSER" thread is like this. Faggot OP refuses to own up to the reality of his own shortcomings and instead wants quick fixes or just wants people to make him feel better.

Fuck you, faggot. I hope you're a virgin for the rest of your life. If we're lucky, that won't be very long.

>>718018548
You still didn't lose your virginity fag go down already

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>>718018750
Oh no! Anonymous wishes the worst for me! I am absolutely distraught!

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>>718018750

welcome to customer service job. now go and make a note to kill yourself in a glory rampage due being low paid nerve knot wrecked on humans stupidity.

>>718016193
Dude this joke is old as fuck.

>>718009496
>23
>Not a virgin

>>718011769
>sick
What were you sick with?

>>718011663
>>718012025
You niggers need to put yourself out there.

>>718018080
At least i get my ass fucked

>>718009496
21 year old kissless virgin, I'm semi in-shape and not ugly but get nervous around girls I find attractive. I'm probably just going to pay for a prostitute see if that takes the edge off.

>>718009496
>20
>5'5
>chubber
>douche
>IT
>don't know what swoon is
>fucked 2 times sober acouple more wasted prior gf
>have gf
>I'm not happy

>>718009496
are you gonna keep stroking your cock or

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Are you guys all mental retards that live out in bumfuck America or Michigan Militia types? How the fuck do you manage to scare girls away? Are you really that heartless? For God's sake I'm only 22 and I've banged a half dozen girls already and find it super fun to play with them! It's like I can't even stop myself, it's so easy!

>>718021057
At least you're not a hugless, kissless virgin.

>>718021593
Were you born with great genes and a good upbringing? Yes? Then shut the fuck up, you don't know what it's like to play life on hardmode.

>>718021124
Why would you think you're a douche?

>>718011387
Conversely, it doesn't matter how rough you look, if you have confidence and game you're getting laid.

I'm a solid 6/10 but I've been laid plenty of times. I always go for 8/10 or 9/10 girls. If you don't have confidence,fake it until you do.

Best advice I can give anyone is hang around with some guys who ae less confident than you. If women see that you are the alpha of that group (no matter how pathetic the group) you are suddenly 100x more attractive. You aren't going to get 10/10s like this, but it'll stop you dying a wizard.

>>718021314
what are you talking about

>>718021854
I have no filters, I hardly apologize and I don't really care about people. I also dip my cookies in orange juice before eating them.

>>718021885
>Die as a wizard

Kek, thanks for the tip man. Been hanging with some of my REAL pals (which are the nerdy type) and always feel extra confident compared to talking with my sport bros so I'm heading in the right direction. About the confidence, haven't been doing that but have sort of "faked" feeling cool, which works since being cool is 50% having the mentality that you're cool. We'll all get there

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>>718022247
>I also dip my cookies in orange juice before eating them.

>>718022247
me and my older siblings would dip our toast in chocolate milk

>those were the days

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nah

>>718013294
Bless you, my child.

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Only 7 more years until I become a wizard. At this point I might as well go all the way.

>>718014239
That's nice for you. I didn't have gay friends growing up so that didn't happen for me. Am in my 30s and am a virgin basically by my own doing. I could get on grindr and get something in one hour, but that's not what I want so...

>age 19
>6'
>skinny af, have good sized junk
>careless, shameless and extremely stupid from time to time due to untreated adhd
>girls approach me from time to time but i don't mind approaching them, bad luck my attention span is that of a dog
I fucked an older girl when i was 15 but i think i should've waited longer, i've been sexless for the last year because i lost interest and cause i think i'm bi
i live in a 3rd world country so... yeah pussy's easier i guess

21 male 6'3
8 inches uncut
white
fit on the slim side
attractive
functioning socially but secretly can't keep eye contact with girls i find attractive for more than 3 seconds.
canadian.

VIRGIN

>>718026566
where in canada?

>>718009496
by the time youve been asked by friends if youre a virgin, you've been a running joke for a long while

>>718027107
you first

>>718026566
CHECK EM

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>18
>ugly af
>waiting for death

>>718010386
How!? Getting pussy is sooo fucking easy Anon. All you need is to show a girl a little attention and she'll spread her legs.

>27
>6'0
>cuteish
>socially awkward af
I'm not actually. I lost it at 18 to a girl I met the day before and never saw her again. It surprises people because of the story involved (meet her at my shitty mall job) and because I don't look like the guy that'd do that.

I just suck at having normal conversation with people. Shooting the shit with my male coworkers is tough enough, trying to do so with women while to make myself sound interesting (when I'm not, as I have no life outside of work) is impossible.

>>718027254
and this is why you're a virgin

>>718027409
not you

>>718012027
It's just sex, the human species are animals, our sole purpose is to procreate, if you can't even do that then you fail at being a human and might want to kill yourself and keep the weakness out of the gene pool.

>>718009496
sauce me on thad qt

>>718012162
stop reading my mind

>>718028273
Nice logic there sonny. If he remains a virgin his genes are kept out of the pool.

>>718013751
found the virgin

>>718009496
"The future is mine" - Nikola Tesla

biggest goddamn wizard of them all

>>718014835
It's my time to brag then, ffm threesome during the super bowl where the steelers played a few years back. Shit was cash.

gentlemen...

your personality may suck,
you may not be athletic,
you may spend way too much time on video games in a basement,
but that is not what is turning women off.

it's the fat.

no girl ever grew up wanting to be swept off her feet by the fat guy.

no girl wants the fat guy.

get your ass over to /fit/ and look at their nutrition and exercise guides. reboot yourself while you are young and can still do it.

>>718029107
What if you're too lanky and thin?

>>718016217
5'2 and 230 lbs? Your shoulders aren't hiding Shit bubba. You're a human chode.

>>718009496
yep

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>>718029253

>>718021801

I'm not the cockbag who thinks bragging about fucking a bunch of chicks is somehow cool in this generation but...

If you didn't bail on your friends who invite you to things all the time and kept basic personal upkeep habits maybe you'd meet people. It's nothing to do with your genes or upbringing. You are who you make yourself - and you're just making yourself into an excuse.

>>718027625
BC

>>718029253
LOL I KNOW, it really doesn't look that bad though, for some reason it's just a bit fatter than a dad bod.

>high-functioning autist
>ptsd from being raped when 4
>alcoholic
>lives for memes
>would be considered alt right
>racist
>sexist
>perverted
I don't see what I'm doing wrong

>>718029764
Try keeping your back straighter when standing/walking in public, bub

>>718028591
You got me. The whole bond thing made me cringe though.

>>718022247
>I also dip my cookies in orange juice before eating them.

Fucking mad man...

>>718029763
You're a good sport my man.

>>718029466
Fuckin' A brother, also, chek'd

>>718009496

>23
>Not tall
>skinny, average
>Make people laugh easily
>Usually anti social
>Still got a gf

gg ez

>>718009496
I made a pact with a girl when I was 16. The pact was that if I didn't lose my virginity by my 17th birthday we would fuck.

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>>718030838
Go to bed before I tell your parents.

>>718031176
That was 5 years ago pal. How about you stop being an edge lord?

>>718029107
>get your ass over to /fit/ and look at their nutrition and exercise guides. reboot yourself while you are young and can still do it.

When I was in college, I trimmed down quite a bit due to lowering the intake of calories (ie, i was poor enough to not afford food) and increasing my physical activity through my swim classes.

I trimmed down but bitches weren't running in my direction. It ain't the fat, it's definitely the personality. I've gotten gained back bit what I lost a couple years ago, but I still got that dadbod, and as far as I know, chicks dig it.

When they've hugged me, they said I was soft and that I smelled great. It ain't the fat, homeboy. If you're cool, you can still be fat, ffs look at Seth Rogen or even Jack Black. They both have pretty qt3.14 wives.

Best example than either of those dudes is fucking Geoffrey Arend. Google this nigga's name and you'll realize how it don't matter WTF you look like so long as you're awesome and actually try. Now I'm a scaredy faggot, which is why I'm still a virgin.

Regardless of that though... if this dude can do it. So can any of us.

>>718009496
>33
>6'1
>overweight
>kissless virgin now and forever

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>>718009496
>24
>5' 11, almost 6' (goddamn it)
>dadbod
>laid back, jokey, goofy when i'm comfy with people i know/trust
>otherwise reserved if a stranger
>i have few opinions about me from girls
>the ones i have gotten are positive
>there's SOME hope for me
>i just need to not be a fucking pussy and actually try
>mfw booze helps, stole a kiss from a chick with a bf while i was drunk once
>alphaaf.png

I'm 28 and still a virgin.

I'm not ugly, because lots of girls have been into me, but I have Avoidant Personality Disorder so I can never "man up". Just the thought of talking to anyone about anything meaningful is enough to give me hives sometimes.

>>718009496
Lost mine at 14
>20
>server database admin
>have car
>can cook
I can get any girl I want

I lost my virginity in tenth grade but for some reason I could never hold any type of ongoing relationship

>>718032006
You will become a wizard soon and you'll love it

>Lost mine at 13
>impregnated a girl at 15, she was 16
>now 28, I work odd jobs to pay for a child I rarely see
Count your blessing virginfags

>>718032332
Nah, already have it planned to kill myself on my 30th birthday.

Already tried once last year.

Is it sad that I'm actually kind of excited and looking forward to killing myself?

>>718009496
No, sir. Still with the same girl that I lost my virginity to at 18 and we acquired a third.

Sure, I've only fucked two girls my entire life, but I've got them both together. They're legit my world though. Nothing else really matters.