Trying to get drunk gentlemen, help me out here. Destroying myself

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hard bumpage

>>718008505
no drinkers tonight?

>>718009250
I finished off my last 2 shots of everclear and I'm having a glass of champagne now. Tfw not 21.

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>>718009534
151 or 190? And thats a massive change in direction. god dammit and mfw im 23 and hating it.

>>718009676
I had my bro-in-law get the 190 proof. Broke college kid gotta make the most of every dollar, and I have zero regrets about it (except the burning in the back of my throat and possible esophagus damage). Shits good and works like a charm.

>>718009816
Made a bad decision with that shit years ago, only chaser I had was red bull. Figured why not, If I die, than so I die. Ended up eating purple steaks and massive puking everywhere. Id still do it again 7/10

>>718009940
Only time I've ever vomited was drinking then smoking and getting the spins, so I'm especially careful when mixing weed and alcohol.
As for chasers, I discovered Gatorade is the best to immediately wipe away the burning, but sometimes you only have a glass of water and you just gotta make do.
How's your 3-way poison working?

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>>718007542
worst case scenario you die of alcohol poisoning

and the rule is that you're never too drunk if you have friends around who are drunker than you. i'm pretty goddamn drunk so you're fine. i'm your friend.

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nice beer and some whiskey here anons... AMA

A late Happy New Beer, fellows. Dubs decides which beer I drink first. I know we never settled on what to keep stocked in my fridge when we were rolling for Quads on New Beer's day so I wanted to come back for dubs now and took your advice to keep to a local brand I knew. The four beers in the image are the Spotted Cow, Two Women, Fat Squirrel and Moon Man.

http://www.newglarusbrewing.com/index.cfm/beers/ourbeers/beer/spotted-cow

http://www.newglarusbrewing.com/index.cfm/beers/ourbeers/beer/two-women

http://www.newglarusbrewing.com/index.cfm/beers/ourbeers/beer/fat-squirrel

http://www.newglarusbrewing.com/index.cfm/beers/ourbeers/beer/moon-man

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>>718011115 forgot image.

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>>718010258
Honestly, pretty shitty. Trying to watch never-ending story and im trying to figure out a nifty drinking game for it. But so far im just getting started. But yeah the fucking spins with weed is ridiculous.
>>718010416
This, this is the comment I was waiting for. Cheers my friend.
>>718010425
Details?

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>>718011166
Guess you get to choose haha.

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>>718011115
>>718011166

Rolling for the fat Squirrel, wish I had one too.

>>718011300
I'm not going to choose. I wish you had chosen when you rolled too.

>>718011353
Yeah, that one is nice with some curds. I'm wishing you luck on your next roll.

>>718011225
Canadian Rye Whiskey, some german beer, a St. Archers Pale Ale and then some PBR/Coors if I'm not satisfied lol

I do love me some Kraken tho

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>>718011548
I suppose I should have, do the cow.

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>>718011115
c'moooooon fat squirrel

>>718011556
Kraken is fucking glorious. Though very unforgiving at times, but nice Rye choice, and I too have PBR and Coors banquet. Hell yes.

>>718011166
Moon man of course.

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>>718011659
COW COW COW

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>>718011659
>>718011668
>>718011765
>>718012298

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>>718011115
>>718011353
>>718011668

My last attempt, rolling for the squirrel and a pic of it uncapped

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>>718011115
moon man

>>718012455

got 'em

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drinking for the first time in 3 months, caught a battery charge and a resisting arrest charge that I ended up beating as always. 3x felon without a single felony on my record gotta love it. I was on a breathalyzer till a couple weeks ago so decided to drink tonight but it'll be the last night for a while.

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>>718012455
:) Congratulations. I'll enjoy this spicy, nutty ale for you.

>>718013026

Cheers anon, I'll kill my current beer in honor of zeh dubs

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>>718012991
Well in that case, cheers mate. Whatre you drinking with us tonight?

>>718012991
and if you don't chase vodka with V8 v-fusion for the veggies and fruit juice you're just asking for a hangover in the morning!

>>718013170
vodka and v8 v-fusion as a chaser, tastes good and helps that hangover

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I don't drink alcohol or do drugs, I'm high on life.
shit is potent

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>>718013194
>>718013281

Take a multi-vitamin faggots

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>>718013165
beerkill go. Cheers.

>>718013641
I've taken probably 3-4 so far

>>718013697
oh, and thiamine

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>>718013194
>>718013281
I used to chase with water, then to juice, but now I just gave up caring. Coke works great.
|>>718013393
Praise the Sun I suppose.
>>718013689
Beerglass. I respect this.

>>718013834
I have too much shit to do to stop caring these days, kinda sucks

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>>718013689

downed

>>718013834
wait shit
praise the sun

do you fucking know me or is this just weird chance

ok I want another shot

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>>718013834
Thank you. I also keep mason jars for cocktails or drinking multiple beer at once and some Stella chalices for those occasions where I have to entertain upper-class asshats who demand "exotic" or "upscale" beer. Sadly I'm letting those Mason jars soak ATM but here is a pic of a chalice. These ones are 33cl.

Fell for the alco-jew huh?

>>718013930
Thanks for downing your beer with me. Roll for the next one I drink too? It'll be one of the other three and we'll see if we can get me to drink one of each before I leave. The rest of the thread can join in too.

Spotted Cow, Two Women or Moon Man?

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>>718014769

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>>718013902
If I had kids, I'd care, if I had a girlfriend that doesn't cheat on me, Id care, If I had money Id care. But I have none of those, So bottoms up.
>>718013966
Honestly no, haha, but fucking weird right? haha. Cheers man.
>>718014453
Nice man, I have a boatload of fancy glasses ringed around my kitchen cabinets (along the ceiling tops?) Anyways, I have really nice branded ones and whatnot. Shits cool.

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hey guys can I...I play too ?

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>>718015009
If you fucking throw me a Pilsner or an Alexander Kieth's maybe.

>>718014769
I'll roll for the moon man, and I'll open up my IPA as well

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>>718015176

my nigga

>>718015450
Rolling for dubs for your IPA.

>>718015450
I guess I rolled dubs for both of us. I'll do the moon man for you. Show me yours and I'll show you mine. ;)

>>718015500
Minnesota Fag here And also OP, and I fucking love Keith's. Can't get it here, but I go to Sask. every summer for family and stock the fuck up.

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>>718015698
cheers matey :) keepin it local this time with the St. Archers

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>>718016073
Cheers to you, Cali.

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OP here again, the 3 way poison mixture is taking its toll. But the buzz is amazing.

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>>718016790
I feel you OP, I had to pop a freezer pizza in to keep goin

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Cheers bretheren

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>>718016790

Molson Canadian fag here

Cheers OP !

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>>718017091
Oh my man, is it a classy pizza such as red baron? Or is it cheap drunk totinos? I wont judge. I love them both. haha
>>718017118
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CHEERS.

>>718017253
Welcome man, what part of canadia?

>>718017091
Pizza sounds pretty good. I might get one from Pizza Slut.

>>718016073
Hey Cali, what do you like on your pizza?

>>718017258
Actually you called it with Red Baron. Fuggit, the motto for the night is Nice Beer, Cheap Pizza

>>718017832
Pepp, some pineapple and bell peppers

>>718017891
Can't go wrong with the Baron, shits so great for a frozen pizza. Decently priced too. I'll crack open a few more for you in respect.

>>718018198
after enough beers, it all tastes the same. cheers to red baron friend

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Wait.
Switched to whiskey

>>718015174

Join up ! Let's drink!

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>>718018591
I may have slammed 3 shots for the baron. He's filled me up0 more times than i can count haha.
>>718018671
what kind of whisky my man?

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>>718017996
With the cash I have on-hand it would be insulting to the driver to order. Meet me back here tomorrow for a pizza thread about this time? If not no worries because I'll most likely order a flight at. Lion's Tail. Image and link related.

http://lionstailbrewing.com/

>>718019365
Fuuuuuck that looks so good. I'll try and find you my dude

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>>718019330
Here lies the rest of my knob creek

>>718007542
I've been completely sober for 2 years. Feels good man.

drinking some Amsterdam vodka and soda. kind of buzzed. killed a bottle of shit sake earlier. friday night, /b/itches.

>>718020074
good on you.

>>718020074
Good to hear man, I applaud you.

>>718019630
I'll make a thread then tomorrow. Half will be your combo and other anons will get to roll to add a topping or finish the order.

Also, LTB is pretty nice. From what I remember they opened last year and I had been meaning to pop in for ages to sample their brews. I recently had to drop by the bank to get grocery money and the walk home was so bitter cold ( well below zero F ) I ducked into the building to warm up. I decided to have some beer while their.

The sample they gave me was their Kula Wheat which is actually brewed with a bit of pineapple so it might go very well with your favorite pizza toppings. I enjoyed the sample and asked them to pour me the most popular beer they had which turned out to be a version of their Quicksand ( oatmeal stout ) aged in bourbon barrels. The only downsides to the place are that they don't serve food( it is purely a taphouse and brewery but they will let you bring your own food and partner with a few local resturaunts to provide food to drinking customers ) and it seems their draft/tap system is second hand and does not put a very good head on their beers. The beers themselves are wonderful, though, and a flight like in the image from my previous post( with 10 oz drafts ) is only about $7.

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I'm pretty fucked up, but going to drink some more. what's up with yall

>>718020949
OP Here, still drinking heavily, and more and more intoxicated every minute