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Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week? >ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?

>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION

>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!

>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.

>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.

>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.
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The worst thing ever will happen soon.
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>>718001724
anon goes outside?
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>>718001539
Hi Reimu!!

Everybody have fun tonight
>>Everybody Wang Chung tonight

Mantis
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It is Reimu time!
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actually awake this time so i can hand out fortune cookies
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>>718001958
Boo!
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Bump
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>>718001539
Hey there OP.

I just lost everything I ever cared about.

Can you tell me if things will get better, or should I just become an hero? Appreciate your time.

Rolling for tarot prediction as well.
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>>718002067
Oh, good. I had to hire on another JSM, you know!
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>>718002440
i didnt have anything to wake me up and plus i've been sick so blame that for why i was sleeping on the job
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What's good, friends?
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>>718002402
Change is normal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHk6clzLeMM
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>>718002242
You got me good!
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>>718002625
Just a lazy day of minimal clean up around the shrine and playing Starbound. Just like I like 'em!
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>>718002661
I don't want to shit up the thread with my problems.

I'm sure a lot of people would bitch at me about them (rightfully so).

But thank you for taking the time to respond to me. I appreciate it.
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>>718002625
hi mamizou im not tired as hell for once.
how are you?
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>>718002698
Thanks for the Floyd, fam.
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>>718003038
Wish I had a lazy day lol. My weekend is going to be busy all week.

>>718003080
Still tired and playing Space Hulk: Deathwing.
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>>718003074
People vent here all the time; I'm not sure why anyone would complain. But I'd like to tell you that no matter what you lose, as long as you're still breathing there's a chance at a bright future. It sucks having to pick up the pieces and start over again, but sometimes it's all we can do.
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I can't decide if I want to sleep or not.
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>>718003234
i've been wanting to get that, it any fun?
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>>718003385
sleep is for the weak
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>>718003385
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>>718002625
Hey hello how are you (i still love your images)
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how am i supposed to fap to fortune telling?
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>>718003320
I appreciate your words very much.

I don't know what the future holds, but I'll wait and see what happens. If things end up not being in my favor, I can always make my exit.

Thanks again. Have a pleasant evening.
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>>718001724
Here it goes, boys.
The worst thing ever.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12047928
http://www.strawpoll.me/12047928
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>>718003448
It's a fun, mindless game. If you just want to sit there and purge heretics in the name and glory of the Emperor, it's a pretty decent game. Otherwise the story is pretty meh, and the companion AI is dog shit.

>>718003603
Not too bad (thanks fam).

>>718003714
I have to go to my grandparents for Christmas (yes I know it's late) and the day after fix my snowmobile if it's not too cold. Lately it's been like -19 F in my neck of the woods.
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>>718003482
Yeah but some people want to be up in a few hours. We can't all live on pure coffee.

>>718003571
Please don't start Kagaposting.
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>>718003800
I don't know how, but some people seem to do it all the time.

>>718003818
You try and have one too, Anonymous! I wish you the best of luck with everything from now on.
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>>718003946
And I thought it was cold here..

Mantis
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>>718004006
actually i keep awake with tons of energy drinks and through sheer force of will
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>>718003864
Shit, I spent like 20 minutes making that.
It shows how much I care about you, Anons.
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>>718001539
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>>718004108
I miss when I could do that.
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So is it normal to be repulsed by something overly cutesy?
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>>718004090
It sucks because you don't want to go anywhere because it's too fucking cold outside. I had to force myself to go to Taco Bell today.
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>>718004248
Are you saying I repulse you?
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>>718003946
hmm, might get it then since purging does sound fun and yeah i've heard the AI is terrible
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>>718004241
i knew i could fap to fortune telling bread
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>>718004090
-30 here with wind right now

>>718004241
find some redline
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>>718001539
Awh thank you fortune teller I love you too. Do you think will find love in 2017? Rolling for gets
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>>718004327
I haven't played the multiplayer yet, but I hear that's where the game really shines.
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>>718004273
What website did you get that picture from?
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>>718004424
Finna get those phat DUBBS
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>>718004273
That's how it is here, too.
To go out, you need 50 lbs of clothes, plus boots, gloves, ect.
Its a chore.

Mantis
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>>718004306
Your memes repulse me.

https://youtu.be/UMtVaPFPCs8
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>>718004200
I love you too.

>>718004248
No! Cute is love, cute is life!

>>718004273
>had to force myself to go to Taco Bell
>force myself
>Taco Bell
What hell is this...
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>>718004606
That's a bit of a spicy meme.
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>>718004450
>tfw im playing the original Space Hulk right now


How is everyone?


~MikanBox
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>>718004152
Thank you so much gave me much keks
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>>718004663
i love you more
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>>718004731
it's an energy drink, only thing that can do anything for me anymore

redlinerush.com/product_detail.aspx?pid=33
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>>718004406
I feel your pain.
Our Wind Chill Factor is -10° now.

And it'll drop further, now that the sun is down.
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>>718004542
I don't know, probably Danbooru.

>>718004578
For real though, fuck Northern climates. I plan on moving to a warmer climate in the next couple years anyway.

>>718004663
Seriously! That is how cold it is up here.

>>718004851
Well aren't we just special.
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>>718004450
thats the consensus of what i've seen over on /v/
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>>718004910
I don't think I can get that here.
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>>718001539
WADDUP MY FRIENDO
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>>718005008
the original DOS one sucks fucking balls.
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>>718005005
it's supposed to warm up again and snow in the next couple days, should hover in the low 20's then drop down again

>>718005084
where is here? i can only find them in a couple stores
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>>718004663
eh thought so. Trying to knock down that wall though.

Started out when I found a Yukkiri game on the android phone store. So stupidly over the top cute made me feel sick
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>>718005214
Then don't play it. Don't play bad games!
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>>718003946
You are welcome fampai

>>718004663
Post more cute!
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>>718005272
I feel like cuteness is a bit like sugar, a little is fine, but after a while it gets disgusting.
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>>718005374
nothin my pal, just wanting a fortune cookie with the name "carlos".
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>>718005217
Ouch.
January and February are the longest months.

Mantis
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>>718005627
Santana is that you?
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>>718005417
I want to suffer my friend.

>have some music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l0nzPpvbFs
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>>718005272
Just kidding, there is a such thing as too much. Imagine a hyperchibi style anime where everyone talks in baby talk while flowers and rainbows dance around!

>>718005529
D-don't I do that every night?
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-Koi
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>>718005422
yea, probably won't be able to find it then, but this is murica, i can buy whatever i want

>>718005734
you get used to it, born and raised here, i know no other ways
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>>718005627
>Carlos has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "35".
the coming year looks good
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>>718005860
I wish I could buy whatever I want. Would make things a lot easier.
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>>718005185
Last time I checked genuine love is better than hugs.
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>>718005770
Sorry to here that, bud.
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>>718005816
>everyone talks in baby talk while flowers and rainbows dance around!
So...basically Pyro's pyrovision?

>>718004779
Uhhh sorry for yesterday btw! I mean, with 100% OJ and all that.
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>>718005918
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>>718005816
>>718005589
Alright thanks. Asked this cause I know I'm a little down on some things.

Like I'm able to handle slim rancher but the yukkiri thing was to much. Of course if it wasn't touhou based it would of had no affect on me.

>>718005846
hello
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>>718006031
come to murica, buy all the things that'll kill you
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>>718006384
>
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>>718006763
Yeah, yukkuris are trash.
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>>718004248
>>718006416
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PpqXmZyFlB
-Koi
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Rawll
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I'm sick and I might have to shovel snow tomorrow. This weekend sucks so far
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>>718006763
>>718006900
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HUeZaVlccb
-Koi
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>>718006763
>>718006900
So they are made to be 100% obnoxious and meme fueled. I feel better being repulsed by them now.

Here I was trying to get in touch more with my "sensitive" side trying to like cutesy stuff. Anyway I hope the dev continues on that project as it seems really cool.
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>>718007097
Aren't you like suck and tired 24/7 though?

>>718006763
I would've never guessed you knew about TF2!
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>>718007097
How much snow is coming?

Mantis
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>>718006588
Hehehe... Doing anything this weekend?

>>718007097
Wow, I'm sorry. Glad I've never had to do that in my entire life...

>>718007139
They're made of bean paste, and to bean paste they will return one day.
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>>718006911
and for you these are what the things I was talking about.

Imagine finding a 3D phone game based on these with these things running around in high pitched cutsy voices in a overly cutsy back drop
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>>718007382
Hi!

Mantis
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>>718007382
Ooops, meant to say *sick.
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>canada having no snow
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>>718007382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ite3STonBj

>>718007470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qjP8NiulNX
-Koi
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>>718007469
Okay I'm finished~
And I'm doing nothing because it's going to snow and I don't want to be bothered with it. What about yourself?
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>>718007382
I know a little bit. Enough to know that. I've never played it, but I've seen a lot of memes. A LOT of memes...
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>>718007896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vtlZdfxmHP
-Koi
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>>718007512
>>718007382
Kinda. I'm tired 24/7. And I don't suck...

>>718007469
You're not missing out on much. Snow is nice and all. It provides a good atmosphere to curl up and stay warm and comfy. But having to get it out of the way to make life functional again is a pain

>>718007395
A foot. Maybe more. But since I'm home for a bit now, my folks insist of helping the neighbors shovel too

>>718007811
You seem very familiar, you know
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>>718007674
Ya I feel ya. When I first saw them also I was freaked about by them, then curious about it. Now I'm just going to stay away from them. They are starting to make me feel physically sick.

>>718007896
Eh TF2 is kinda dead now. Their will be people in denial but one thing long term fans will say is that the old TF2 was way better.

>>718007504
Hello.
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>>718007811
I'm probably not doing much. It's the first weekend I've had off in a while, so I'm gonna enjoy laying around and staying warm.

You should watch a movie with me or something!
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>>718007990
There's only one thing worse than a rapist. A child.

>>718008201
I wouldn't mind watching a movie with you, but my high anxiety won't let me. Glad to hear you're staying warm in the Gensokyu
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>>718008483
NO
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>>718008134
Old TF2 was much better. Its no contest. Taking out quickplay was the biggest mistake ever

>>718008483
I don't get it

>>718008815
Thick Ran-sama a best

>>718008201
I'll watch movies with you or something
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>>718007674
Actually TF2 lost a LOT of popularity over tha past few months, cause Valve's team that has the task to work of the game sucks quite a bit, so anyway, i didn't think Reimu was the kind of person that would've been interested in the game, but yeah, it's pretty hard to not notice the memes i guess.

>>718007990
Ah...right! Sorry for that one ^.^ ...ughh i'm screwed now, right?

>>718007504
Hi! Was that picture about how much snow you have to remove? Well, it's a pain, buuuut i kinda envy you, here in Italy i saw snow just uhhh...once? I think? I'd give an arm to have snow here as well.

>>718008134
Yeah, it was, they won't fix it but casual gaming needs to return.
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>>718008942
Ran-sama's a cunt.
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>>718008815
No?

>>718008942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfCR0dEDO1A
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>>718007967
Yeah. I thought about playing around with SFM once myself, to pose figures for drawing, but I never got around to learning it.

>>718007990
Sounds like it... it's one of those things I'd like to experience for like 2 weeks a year, but not live in.

>>718008134
I'm not very into FPS games of any kind. It sounds like it'd be fun compared to most, but it was never enough to motivate me to play it.

>>718008483
Aww. Well okay. It was worth a try at least!
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Reimu's tongue vs the entire Russian army.
Who wins?
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>>718009128
I was quoting the end of the video you linked.
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>>718009174
It really is a life hindering illness and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

>>718009267
Then you have to add the emote at the end.

Noh :o
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>>718009013
Yes, that's a real pic from my part of the world.

Keep your arms! Snow might look nice in pics, but slopping around in it, especially in Brutal Cold, is another thing...
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>>718009499
I wasn't that was the standard operating procedure.
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>>718009499
Why not? They're enemies for a reason.
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>>718009013
All is forgiven. I'll let it slide this time

>>718009082
But she's so kind and fluffy

>>718009128
Alright, this made me lol

>>718009198
I read "Russian" as "Reisen" for a sec there

>>718009174
I hear ya. So, comfy movie night with Raymoo when?
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>>718009610
n00b
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>>718009690
I can't seem to make an enemy so I don't really know.

>>718009735
Yay that makes me happy.
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>>718009198
In tongue-fu, one lick lies while the other tells the truth.

If you one day you make it back to the West, what will you tell men of this strange word, "Tongue Fu?" Will you tell them that it means to french? Or will you say, like a monk from Shaolin...
>*slurps sharply*
...to summon the spirit of the eel and the snake?

>>718009499
I have a little of it myself. It's not THAT bad I guess, but it has hindered me in a lot of things. So I kinda know that feel.
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Heya!
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>>718009914
You must be extremely easy going and passive to have no enemy's.

>>718010101
BAD TOUCH!
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>>718010083
...I didn't expect THAT autistic of a response. I'm staying away from you and your tongue from now on, weirdo.
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>>718009914
Does it?

>>718010213
Saved

>>718010083
...Reimu-chan is very skilled with her tongue
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>>718010312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dO6nrvOntc
-Koi
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>>718010083
I know this sounds selfish but I'm glad we can share the same experiences because we can understand each other better.

>>718010213
That would be the right way of putting it.

>>718010407
Absolutely because you always seem so stiff and I can't find an opening to strike up a conversation with you.
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>>718009735
Thank you infinitely, oh merciful blonde princess -Vanishes-

>>718010083
Kek, One-Lick Shrine Maiden.

>>718009602
You know, actually you're right, snow is only nice the first days, i remember clearly...then after a while it becomes ice, i fell on it without gloves on, i swear, it felt like hundreds of needles struck my skin, but without any wounds.
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>>718010312
Tongue Fu. It means, "supreme oral skill from hard work."

A great poet has reached Tongue Fu. The kissing booth attendant, the school slut, they can be said to have Tongue Fu. Even the prostitute, the one who spits through his teeth, or a masterful eater, can have Tongue Fu. Practice. Preparation. Endless repetition. Until your mouth is weary, and your teeth ache. Until you're too tired to sweat. Too wasted to breathe.

That is the way, the only way one acquires Tongue Fu. Unfortunately boy, you have not.
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>>718010736
I'm happy that you feel that way. It's why I mentioned it after all! Having someone to commiserate with you can help sometimes too. I'm rooting for you though. We can both overcome it one day.

>>718009735
What would you wanna watch?
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>>718010853
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JYtPo1Sce0
-Koi
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>>718010736
Well...you aren't wrong there. I've also had experience with anxiety, as well. Not fun

>>718010853
Fare thee well. But, hey! You can't just say nice things like that and leave

>>718010312
>>718010906
I think you've inadvertently started something interesting

>>718011249
I'm down for anything. I love comedy and action the most. But whatever you want is fine
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>>718010906
Stop this elaborate bullying scheme now and tell me what stupid fucking movie you're referencing.
...
Meme Fu. It means, "supreme dank skill from hard work."

A great shitposter has reached Meme Fu. The rare Pepe booth attendant, the school shooter, they can be said to have Meme Fu. Even the newfag, the one who posts advice animals, or a masterful normie, can have Meme Fu. Practice. Preperation. Endless repetition. Until your benis is weary and your pucci aches. Until you're too tired to sweat. Too tired to breathe.

That is the way, the only way one acquires Meme Fu. Pssh, nothin personell, kid.
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>>718011442
Just a reminder that memes have became reality. Just look at the cult of Kek. We have memed a god into this reality!
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oh, hello everyone
I almost forgot about thread today

K_o - call me Konri_ (lol)
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>>718011249
I'm starting to feel uneasy right now, bye.

>>718011427
That's nice of you to share, thank you.
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>>718011714
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EsD8oigF1n
-Koi
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Nearly missed it.
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>>718011317
That...wasn't definitely what i meant! >///< it was supposed to be like a joke for One-Punch Man, kinda reminds me when i talked about mt trap build on PoE to a friend, and he thought that with trap build i meant dressing my character as trap...that was embarassing.

>>718011427
My shyness doesn't allow me to say such nice things and then take responsability to stay right where i am while talking to the person that received the compliment u.u

>>718011714
What a beautiful Duwang, chew.
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>>718011918
>*blows a kiss*

Have a good rest of the night!

>>718011442
It's not a movie, it's a Netflix series.

>>718011427
I don't have a lot of ideas. I'll think about it and get back to you!

>>718011714
Hi there!
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>>718011714
Hello!
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>>718012036
curiousity - did you use some sort of voice synthesis software or is it thing that this website does? - sounds cool

>>718012396
So hey Reimu, I would liket o ask you: is it possible/fine to get any type of multiples and use them to get fortune telling for 2 friends of mine? - one of them bailed out and the other doesn't really care it seems but I prefer to ask anyway.

>>718012304
This is an old doodle of ... younger me 2-3 years ago, I still like it a lot tho.
Here have my mascot (oc) [sorry I don't have much stuff I can use, probably most characters are in use already]
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>>718012396
That's fine. It was just a suggestion, by the way. You don't have to if you don't want to

>>718012304
I can actually relate to that, in a way...

>>718012076
I forgot you came to these
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>>718012304
I don't have to train for anything. I'm just the most powerful, and that's all their is to it. The only effort I put in was reconstructing myself after having my intrinsic field subtracted. Now it's just me and my eternal, effortless, empty life. No challenges and no rewards. No meaningful relationships. No moments of ecstasy or depression.
Forever, there will be nothing but the worst fate of all, and that is living.
I need to fix this.
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>>718012470
love robot chicken.
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>>718012631
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P6pw5EZY78
Glad you enjoy my voice.
I just have a Blue Yeti.
-Koi
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>>718012656
Am I really that forgettable?
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