IMPORTANT QUESTION; After you're done shitting, do you wipe

Standing usa nc

>>717994659
How the fuck would you wipe standing

(Netherlands)

Sitting
Vancouver Island B.C. Canada

>>717994659
sitting and just to be sure one last time after standing up
Germany, Frankfurt

>>717994659
Standing California

Wipe sitting. Also smell every wipe. Any1 else?

I squat when I shit so thats how i wipe. Troms, Norway.

>>717995200
Also, Halifax, Canada

sitting

NE usa

I squat 24/7

USA

Shocking, I know

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Standing
Utah

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Standing

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>>717995396
are you from russian-american?

Standing, the fuck do people sit for?
Washington State, USA

>>717994659
Standing
Pendleton, South Carolina, US

>>717995584
you're black

>>717994659
Sitting, exactly 37 sheets folded vertically and left connected, it's like flossing if you really need the visual

>>717994659
Sitting.
Toronto Ontario Canada

>>717995645
>Implying I'm a filthy shitskin nigger
Milky white skin here, anon

Standing, Los Angeles California

sitting
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

Standing.
Bogotá, Colombia, South America.
Please post the graph when done

Sitting. UK.

Not a fucking retard so don't need to stand and look in the mirror first

Sitting, Catalunya, Spain

standing, Philadelphia Pennsylvania

Both. I like a squeaky clean starfish after I make boom-booms.

I don't wipe because I'm not a slave to a false system.

>>717997023
Sitting.... thats why all transmilenios smell like shit in Bogota? Gross

Standing
Pennsylvania

>>717995082
by bending over

>>717994659
>pic

Is there a skyrim mod for that?

Used to stand until I was about 18. Now exclusively sitting. Sitting is so much more convenient/easier/comfortable.

California

>finish dump
>6 squares
>fold twice
>lean forward
>reach back
>repeat
Colorado

Standing
Essex

>>717994659
I sit and kinda use the seat to spread out my cheeks, helps me really get in there and clean house.

>>717998441
I'm ashamed to be from the same county as a filthy degenerate

Standing Poland

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Standing--being able to reach further and get different angles is preferable to me over continuing to sit on my ass.
>Michigan, U.S.

>>717998727
>implying you care or that this even matters

I wipe once sitting, then finish standing up
fucking shit noobs sitting with the monkey arm around to wipe

Norway faggots

>>717994659
Northern California, USA here. Sitting when at home with decent quality toilet paper; standing when in public restrooms.

you plebs need to own a japanese toilet that sprays jets of water to wash your ass

>only need to wipe to dry

>>717994659
standing up, Minnesota

>>717994659
sitting
back to front
cock and balls in left hand, wipe with the right
USA

>>717998939
I wouldn't be here if everything didn't trigger my autism

>>717994659
Depends on how nasty the shit was. If it felt like a clean drop then sitting, but if it's level 5 damage control I stand up to get that extra bending room.

Alberta, canada I guess.

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>>717994659
i prefer to grab both my ass cheeks and spread them apart as much as i can before i sit down to ensure the least amount of shit rubbing off on ass cheeks, also siting/any else?

>>717994659
squatting like a true slavic male

Standing.

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>>717999691
also forgot to say American south west

>>717999767
finland of course

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>>717996130
>>717998386
>using more than 2 sheets

Standing. Ny Usa

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>>717999691
i thought i was the only one...
Texas

Britbong sits.
Britbhongs asscheeks close together when he stands.
Britbong doesn't get the standing thing.

>>717994659
wtf, sitting
if you stand you squeeze your cheeks together and get shit all over your ass and have to wipe a larger area. that's fucking moronic

>>718000181
i thought everyone did this

>>717995082
This is ALWAYS an obvious troll post. Why stand and get shit squished all over you ass crack and taint? You want the shit to be confined to the smallest possible area, for ease of cleanup.

>>718000592
also i forgot, California

>>717994659
>have a hairy ass/crack

Spread cheeks as much as possible before letting poop commence.
Drop turds, making sure all stragglers are accounted for before getting paper.
Usually 3 sheets folded over each other into shape of one sheet.
Swirling motion to prevent doodoo from getting too close to balls.
Finish with baby wipe. All sitting. Pennsylvanianon.

>>718000181
Nope, 3 of us apparently

>>718000685
Confirmed as the civilized, GOAT Pennsylvania way. NO ONE wipes their ass as clean as a Pennsylvanian.

>>718000685
>>718000873
Samefag confirmed

im so fat i have to get off the loo and squat to wipe

england

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>>718001127
>the loo
you did not need to say England

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>>717994659

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>>718000986
Except

Stand, also lift one of my legs in the air (usually my left leg) just to get a better wipe.

Ireland.

>>718001272

>Implying photoshop doesn't exist

I can see the pixels from here

>>717999055
If you didnt weigh 200 kg you would be able to reach sitting aswell.

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Who doesn't sit and reach under your ballsack to wipe? Retards!

>>718001329
Oh yeah, also, before commencing with the cleaning, I take a pic of the magnificent poo, and send it to my friend.

>>718001703
I'd rather not have ballsweat on my arm after a shit.

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Standing ofc

>>717996334
no gives a fuck what you look like you stupid whiney bitch

>>717998923
are you over 400lbs

>>718000685
Like this minus the baby wipes, though I always think one would be nice.
Sitting/NC/USA. Can't even fathom how people stand up and do it...

A little bit of both, standing when it's a solid shit, sitting when it's more liquid than anything, so about half and half.
Alabama

>>718002025
Clearly the faggot I replied to did. Either you're baiting or actually retarded. Do everyone a favor and off yourself

>>717994659
standing Netherlands

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gotta do op's job for him
http://www.strawpoll.me/12047858

>>718002172
not him but I am a 2 meter tall muscular cunt with actual man sized glutes

maybe twink faggots can wipe sitting

>>717994659
used to stand. now sit.

>>718002294
can't, I already offer myself all over the insides of yur mum

>>718001272
>mfw suspicious.
>mfw I notice no # at the end of post number.
Idiot.
>tfw no face

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>>718002389
this

>>717994659
male southern US. I stand to get a better wipe of my hairy ass.

I sit and wipe from the top of my ass crack to the bottom and I only use babby wipes.

>tfw op doesn't know how to use the three shells

>>718002389
OP here,as i said i also need a location for the map graphics, but appreciate the support you illiterate mongrel

>>718002280
also, I spread my cheeks on the seat to make as little of a mess as possible

>>717999382

This is the correct answer.

With love, from New Zealand.

>>718002632
>I sit and wipe from the top of my ass crack to the bottom and I only use babby wipes.
but you cannot flush those

>>718002418
lmao sure fatass

>>718000721
4

anyone else spend like 3 minutes wiping to make sure there isnt shit anywhere on your boipucci

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Squatting ish

Ontario, Canada

>>717994659
sitting Portugal

Sitting, Pennsylvania

Shitting right now, about to stand up and wipe. São Paulo, Brazil

>>718003089
>squatty potty
why did I laugh so hard at this?

>>718003306
you have internet in brazil?

>>718002909
I put them in the toilet and they go down, sounds like flushing to me.

sitting and a few swipes when i stand just for good measure ~ Arizona

>>718002909
>CVS/Wal-Mart/Costco/Cottonelle flushable moist wipes.

>>718003058
no, I just stick my TP covered finger up my asshole to get it all. takes about 5 seconds

>>717994659
I squat too ... before I get up wipe it clean
Texas barely in USA

FINALLY SOMETHING I HAVE AN INTERESTING EXPERIENCE ON

I grew up wiping standing

earlier this year I had open heart surgery, which cause me to have to switch to sitting.

Personally I feel like sitting is the most effective method and i encourage any of you to try it

>>718003427
they will clog your septic or sewer system. yes the entire sewer system.

>>718003443
don't trust even those.

>>717995200
I don't know if you mean you smell your fingers or the actual swatch of toilet paper. If it's fingers, then yes I do too.

Also, I wipe sitting, from the gouch up to the top of the crack. I'm not some animal who wipes towards his ballsack and risks covering them in shit. For good measure I sometimes pop a paper-shielded-finger in my arsehole to scrape out any extra goodies.

Ontario, Canada (where no one is fucked enough to wipe standing).

>>718003746
not sure why everyone that sits act like they have disdain for those that stand. nobody acts that way in the opposite direction.

is it just because you cannot understand it?

>>718003641
It's worth having a spotless sphincter.

standing melbourne, australia

>>718003352
Not funny.... Best way to shit

>>717998386
how the fuck do you fold 6 squares twice? you're gonna fold the three in half on the second fold

are you retarded?

>>717994659
People actually wipe their asses while standing??

Sitting, Ontario

>>718004028
Amen to this. My argument for baby wipes: in what other situation would it EVER be fucking okay to get human shit on your body, wipe it off with some dry paper, and call it a day?

>>718003982
If you had some leaky, diarrhea, muk spray drooping out your arsehole, you can't tell me with a straight face that you'd risk standing up. My dog is okay with having shit running downs its leg but I'm not. And I kick it the fuck outside.

>>718004287
Seriously if you're not using baby wipes you're missing out!

>>717999382
>back to front
I'm too used to front to back, feels like I'll end up accidentally shoving my fingers up my asshole if I go the other way.

>>718004558
Picturing that mad me kek.

Shamalama dingdong kabong

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>>717994659
Sitting (Louisiana Baton Rouge) didn't even know you could standing?

>>717994659
Wipe sitting, USA

>>718004028
you do realize that they stand in order to clean better, right?

everyone is trying to get clean, standing is easier for some people.

standing doesn't get you any less clean, retard.

>>718004287
Lmao I've never thought of it that way

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>>718004627
you could say that the eyes temporarily pop out of my head

>>717994659
I wipe sitting down.

Kansas, USA

Sitting, California

I use two sheets and fold them carefully around my dick to catch any dribbles of urine while I wipe. Then I grab my dick and sack, lift up, and begin wiping. I wipe first with toilet paper from front to back. Then, I use baby wipes and wipe in alternating directions to ensure all feces is collected from my anus until maximum cleanliness is achieved.

>>718004324
you must be retarded if you think this happens.

Standing

Scotland

Used to stand until I told my mates and they laughed at me so now I sit.

victoria, Australia

>>718004883
you're pretty much asking to slide some shit straight back up, smearing the path all the way to your intestines when you stand up after shitting

Sitting, leaning to the left wipe from taint to crack 2 good rounds of toilet paper followed by a wet wipe

California

>>718004619
Lol.... I like that

>>718004928
Also, if at home after a few wipes I reach over and get some toilet paper wet for the last wipe to make sure my ass is clean. My sink is within reach while remaining sitting on the toilet at home.

>>718005037
lol... they don't join you when you're in the bathroom, what the fuck does it matter?

but, you might have some insight... which do you find easier/more efficient

>>718004977
And if you stand you must be retarded. As in your handler used to have to wipe your ass for you but now that you have graduated high school at 35 and are mostly independent you have to wipe yourself but are still used to standing each time you're ready to be cleaned and just go with it.

What is wipe?

Africa

>>718005445
again with the unfounded hate. you don't have to act hostile just because you're on 4chan.

Vancouver island bc canada. Standing with one foot on the edge of bathtub. Wipe until paper is clean.. not sure how you would wipe sitting down. Wouldnt ur ass pinch and tear the paper?/ get paper trapped?

>>718004043
Yeah kinda think you replied to the wrong person becuase your flaming me for something I had no part of, beta.

I dont.

Your closet.

>>718005557
Normally I'd agree with you on the unfounded anger simply because it's 4chan, but I truly think less of people who stand to wipe. To me they are the same as the kids who'd drop their pants to the floor to piss at the urinal.