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Guys..... I found it. The fingerbox to end all fingerboxes. I've

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Guys..... I found it. The fingerbox to end all fingerboxes. I've been waiting since the summer of '98 for this moment.
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wow looking nice and solid, good taste, she's a beauty
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What the heck is that?
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>>717981056
Fingerbox
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>>717981149
What is it?
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>>717981284
What he means "what is a fingerbox"
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>>717981056
How do you not know what a finger box is, what are you some kind of fag that's new or something?
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>>717980774
wow nice! looks quite antique, where did you find it??
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>>717981284
Box you put your finger in? you dont have one?
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>>717980774
Oh shit man! ia that the Ayo -On Finger box? didnt they like only make 5 prototypes that got accidentally released to the public?

Awesome find!
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this beauty was assembled in belfast, northern ireland during ww2, very solid box, tight, very tight, good hole, i love it, classic
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>>717981056
Look at this newfag
Look at him and laugh
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>>717981750
>filename
>19th cent
> ww2
yeah try to fool someone else
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>>717981284
Newfags not welcome here
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>>717980774
That's a nice one but I prefer the japanese ceramic ones myself.
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>>717982450

shit u got me man, still a very gorgeous box
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>>717982650
Fuck that, too breakable.. I have a nice steel one
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>>717982940
Ehh, I personally prefer wood with a linen finish
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>>717982650
Its only in steam formed plywood cause it was the prototype
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I suspect mine is broken, it feels like rubber.
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Y'know, I'm not sure about these new e-fingerboxes. Sure, they're pretty, but a 250-year-old teak fingerbox made in England, Germany or Japan will do the job just as well, and has got tons of potential for upgrading. I've got a collection of all sorts, and I must say that one of my favourites is a 170-year-old scrimshandered palm fingerbox from Rehoku which feaures part of a dendroglyph and was crafted by British sailors stuck on the island from HMS Prophetess. It's a gorgeous bit of work and is so beautiful. The overall feel is very good inside too, as it was lined with lambskin and felt. The mechanism is in tip-top condition because even though it's a wooden Heidelburg design the actual wood used is, like the case, palm and thus can be kept beautifully clean and functional with palm oil, which also brings out a lovely dark finish. It's locked with an ivory key (cut from whalebone) engraved with the intials A.E. and in a niche inside the lid is a Gold Sovreign, which I only found when examining the fingerbox just after I bought it - I was looking at the hinge and I noticed a tiny button, and click! Out it came. It's a wonderful piece of work, I had it insured for £17,000 but I think it would make several times that at auction... implying that I'd ever sell such a wonderful object, of course.
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>>717983511
The only reason I have an e-fingerbox is because it's easy to use on the go. I keep my actual fingerbox at home. That's when the real fun starts
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>>717983362
is it made from wood? also is it made in one piece because that would probably mean you'll have to bring it to a professional? i had the same problem with an overused one made out of pine wood, but a little bit of grinding and oil did the trick for me. felt like new
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>>717983742
All wood construction frendo
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almost as good as fingering my father's ass
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>>717981284
Is pretending to take the bait the new meme here?

>>717980774

Also Fingerbox meme is almost facebooktier at this point, what are we even doing here anymore?
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>>717983742
I'll try the grinding. It's pretty old too, Epax 1967. My uncle gave it to me a while back. And yes, all out of wood, one piece.
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Brother that FB is a heck of an FB. I'd be proud to own an FB like that one. You should be proud of that FB OP.
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What the fuck is going on?
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>>717983511
>>717983703
Unfortunately, I was in a severe car-train collision. I survived but all of my fingers were ground away as I slid across the asphalt. After eighteen months of surgeries and therapy, crazy turn of events landed me the opportunity to test out the newest prototype! A VR-fingerbox!!! My remaining family were thrilled for me and let me tell you, friends; my life has NEVER been Better!
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>>717981284
What is a finger box?
A finger box, though ostensibly a relatively simple device, is in fact a staggeringly complex machine comprised of several thousand finely crafted components. These are most often distributed in sets of nine, but the poor, the disenfranchised and the mentally handicapped have all been observed amusing themselves for hours at a time with just a single unit. Finger boxing (also referred to colloquially as 'fingering' and/or 'boxing') is a rapidly growing trend among teens aged 13-18. The first instance of the device, though in a cruder and less intricate form, was invented by Sir Eustace Henry Trollington more than 130 years ago in Dunbartonshire, Scotland.
A Finger box basically creates a variety of sensations by stimulating the nerves of the finger tip, though the fun was short-lived when a group vicious saboteurs started contaminating the devices with old razor-blades, broken glass and ebolavirus. Panic ensued as a result of the dismemberments, lock-jaw and in some cases, slow and inexorable deaths. This led to the inevitable banning of the devices by the UK parliament in 1919, with the rest of the developed world quickly following suit.
Although still illegal, the finger box black-market saw a boom in sales during the 1980’s and was redeveloped into its current electrical module in the mid 1990’s buy an unnamed Chinese worker. The device works on the same principles as electrical prosthetic limbs, an electrical impulse is shot up the nervous system that will make the hand think that it is feeling something; anything can be simulated such as stroking a cat or shaking a hand.
The finger box costs around $50 per box and demand outstrips supply by ten to one, with some waiting times rumoured to be up to four years. Reportedly, some fingerboxes have been sold for over $5000.
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You know what i love the most about fingerboxes? There's one for everyone. I myself like my fingerboxes with a simple, polished stainless design. That's my kind of fingerbox. I know, there's a lot of antiques that are extremely beautiful but i guess that fingerbox new wave crap around 2005 just hit me in the right spot, i am totally diggin' that minimalistic, sterile design.
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>>717981056
newfaggotry detected
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>>717984554
I'm still not sure about the e-finger boxes the more electronic vs mechanical aspects tend to scare me as I'm more of an old fashioned connoisseur and like to do my own work on my vintage finger boxes these new electronic ones sound great but an old dog can't learn new tricks
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fingerbox T340, made in france, very stubborn, strong character, not recommended for amateurs, but once you learn how to properly handle her, whoa, shes a one in a million
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>>717984968
Must be a newfag calling that plastic made in China TOY a fingerbox
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>>717984968
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>>717984968
this is cable connecting box you fucking poor retard ,save money and get one of them LGBT finger boxes
fucking retard im so disappointed
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>>717980774
What;s in yours? I once bought a genuine Ay-O Fingerbox, but it was full of nails...
feelsbadman
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>>717985135
Not plastic. It's actually an extremely fine, diamond mesh. The French are a bit weird like that, which is why I would never buy one of these. For me, wood beets even the hardest metal.
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>>717985135

yea right, china, good joke, fingerbox T340 was made by JUAN CARLOS NAVARRO, the man himself In FRANCE, yes its PLASTIC, like most of juan carlos navarro's boxes, like i said shes not for amateurs, so dont talk shit about my box you god damn amateur
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>>717984968
wow sorry but it looks so cheaply made. i bet the texture inside is shit too
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>>717985284

oh yea? show us your finger box then you wankjob
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>>717985315
Even so, if you can prove it's an Ay-O it's got to be worth at least a few thousand quid.
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>>717985547
Not plastic, you idiot! It only feels like it on the outside. Do more research on Carlos...
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>>717985606

CHEAPLY MADE? haha, uhahahaha, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT FINGERBOXES
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>>717985547
Buy a real fingerbox newfag, check out my collection of GENUINE ayo finger boxes
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I can assure each FB enthusiast the an FB market does. Back in 04 when I decided to leave my regular career to an certified FB institution and left it with that sales career I decided. It was a drunken weekend of thinking, but when my glancing eyes cast upon my trusted that FB and the lights knew. With the FB market confident, I am soaring. Keep those good confidence you too, the FB future is just beginning!
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what is a fingerbox?
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>>717981056
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Great grandfather brought this one over from France in 1912. Nobody paid any attention to it so I just grabbed it for myself.
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>>717985886
What is a finger box?
A finger box, though ostensibly a relatively simple device, is in fact a staggeringly complex machine comprised of several thousand finely crafted components. These are most often distributed in sets of nine, but the poor, the disenfranchised and the mentally handicapped have all been observed amusing themselves for hours at a time with just a single unit. Finger boxing (also referred to colloquially as 'fingering' and/or 'boxing') is a rapidly growing trend among teens aged 13-18. The first instance of the device, though in a cruder and less intricate form, was invented by Sir Eustace Henry Trollington more than 130 years ago in Dunbartonshire, Scotland.
A Finger box basically creates a variety of sensations by stimulating the nerves of the finger tip, though the fun was short-lived when a group vicious saboteurs started contaminating the devices with old razor-blades, broken glass and ebolavirus. Panic ensued as a result of the dismemberments, lock-jaw and in some cases, slow and inexorable deaths. This led to the inevitable banning of the devices by the UK parliament in 1919, with the rest of the developed world quickly following suit.
Although still illegal, the finger box black-market saw a boom in sales during the 1980’s and was redeveloped into its current electrical module in the mid 1990’s buy an unnamed Chinese worker. The device works on the same principles as electrical prosthetic limbs, an electrical impulse is shot up the nervous system that will make the hand think that it is feeling something; anything can be simulated such as stroking a cat or shaking a hand.
The finger box costs around $50 per box and demand outstrips supply by ten to one, with some waiting times rumoured to be up to four years. Reportedly, some fingerboxes have been sold for over $5000.
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>>717985807

yes i know its special plastic that only juan carlos navarro knows how to make, but all these amateurs dont know shit about juan carlos navaro anyway
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>>717983971
Look at this newfag
Look at him and laugh
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>>717981386
Too soon
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>>717985955
Holy shit a Finnish at6070 that thing is worth easily over 2000 quid, how did it end up in france
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>>717980774
LOL I googled 4chan memes too today!
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>>717986058
They make me sick. Glad were on the same page /fb/ro
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>>717984559
This was a pretty good story until Trollington.
Faggot.
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>>717985955

1912 france? mhmmmm, maybe you're right, i know terry mcjenkins made very similar boxes in scotland during the 50s, but anyways, looks very solid, good wood, nice hole, 8/10, youre a lucky guy
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>>717980774
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ay-O
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>>717986573
>>717986523
>>717986046
>>717985547
>>717984559

How fucking hard is it to make up names? Are you all 6?
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I will never forget that those FBs we all soldiers that were in that military issued us FBs. We called them fbs. They called us the unit commander an FBs he did so we did. That was about the gunshot rang out not my unit!! I was using and training with the late at night, in the an three of us still had FBS because we coulnd't gave them up!!

I'mn the shock when our unit jack his was jack commander then each of us drop and miltary style. The standard miltary issue FB they called the EFFBEE I guess lol. I'm minding my own business, working on that trigger speed. My miltary rifle finger speed trigger. Using approved FB training from and Box, Finger, Manual edition. So they called our FBS, an effbees, those BFMs. So its funny now when I hear some guy at the barber telling about an BFM and I got an effbee? I had to grow a beard juts to keep going back!
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Hey live in Canada and I lost my fingerbox in a bag on the bus. How fucked am I if they trace it back to me?
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