What is safe to use as an anal lube when actual anal lube

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WD-40

>>717970830
Anybody who isn't using coconut oil for sex, blowjobs, and masterbation is a fucking pleb of the highest order

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>>717971608
It really is the best

Coconut oil, olive oil, any cooking oil really.

>>717971608
That's bait

>>717970830
I've heard people using a lot of weird shit, like butter and what not. From my point of view sticking it up the arsehole is retarded though

>>717970830
CUM

>>717970830
chilli oil.

>>717970830
Peppermints.

>>717971707
The first time I got a blowjob with coconut oil I came in about 10 seconds. I never liked getting handjobs before this discovery.

>>717970830
shit

>>717970830
Glycerine soap with lots of water
Baby oil
Large amounts of spit

Don't try with any kind of cooking oil or vaseline. You'll finish in ER otherwise.

>>717971797
>thinking coconut oil is bait.

Rub some on your little nub and still say that, pleb.

>>717971768
First one, yes. Fuck no to the others.

>>717971608
Really? everywhere on the internet it says it's bad to use it as lube for the woman during vaginal sex

>>717972313
yeah, it's a bait post - ignore it, and anyone else that advises the 'it's 100% organic so it must be OK' route of olive oil/coconut oil/any other cooking oil etc.

>>717972313
“If you use it as a sexual lubricant, it's much better.” Sexologist Emily Morse, D.H.S., host of the podcast “Sex With Emily,” agrees that it's a good, all-natural alternative to silicone or water-based lubes. “Coconut oil is antibacterial, antifungal, and extremely moisturizing,”

0/10 faggot you didn't read shit you lying sack of jizz

>>717970830
That 1.47 for KY is a bitch

>>717970830
Nutella

>>717972517
Hey retard, I only said coconut oil. All oils are not the same. Learn to read.

olive oil

>>717972517
"Durr, I've done no research on the topic but I must know what I'm talking about because I'm an autistic faggot."

-you

Vick's VapoRub

>>717972932
No, not olive oil. Don't raise your hand if you don't know the answer. This is why your asshole smells like an Italian barber shop.

>>717973158
it's fine in a pinch, but don't use it as a usual thing

>>717970830
Me and my gf use vaseline unless she wants it dry

>>717973158
Olive oil is fine, as an emergency. I'm assuming OP wants a backup plan incase he gets an opportunity.

>>717970830
Crisco.

Gay people use it for fist fucking

>>717970830
babypowder

>>717972199
What makes coconut oil good and regular cooking oil bad?

Icy Hot. The sensation of hot and cold is incredible

>>717971810
Cum dry too fast.

Spit with tons of phlegm.

Peanut butter.
Use smooth for sensual loving.
Use crunchy for a hate fuck

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>>717973525

So much virginity in this thread. Spit is free and works

>>717973555
They break down from friction differently

>>717973858
So is pussy juice. Stroke a few times in her cunt, then kick in the back door.

>>717972605
Old skool! Recommended by 9 out 0f 10 fist fuckers.

>>717973555
Good to know ty

>>717973126
kek, unblock your passages nicely.

>>717973858
Spit dries quickly and gets super sticky when it does. The asshole does not self lubricate are you telling me you're spitting on your dick over and over? I bet you'd rather keep licking your hand and rubbing it on your dick. Either way you don't know shit and are clearly the real virgin here.

>>717973999
Nice trips of truth

>>717973999
Then call those trips for paramedic

do you think 4chan is a kind of legit "research"? :P

>>717970830
Do yourself a favour and get actual anal lube. It really makes a difference.

Personally I recommend a good silicone based lubricant like pjur.

>>717974111
*face palm* the asshole most certainly self lubricates. You go long enough and a white slimy froth will come out. I really can't see an instance where you'd need to reapply unless you were going for hours.

>>717970830
Axle grease plus swarf.

Back when in was way too young to be buying lube, and my gf was even younger, we used Bananna Boat tanning oil. Smelled like coconuts. Good memories...

>>717974266
Sex aint fun if you don't wind up in the E.R. at least once

me and my girl use coconut oil, can buy it in a big tub, use it for massages, cooking, hair whatever the fuck ya want. its fantastic.

Aloe vera?

>>717970830
5-w30

>>717974294
It is for psychologists.

>>717974411
Sooo... What? You were 15, fucking your neighbors 7yr old or some shit?

I assumed a chick once using shower gel. She said it stung, but we didn't stop.

>>717970830
WD-40

>>717970830
Mineral oil, then if you are adventurous,
a small amount of glycerine makes your ass burn in makes your ass burn in a good way and lubricates itself,
Vicks waxy menthol stuff, burns with a cooling feeling, really nice and is thick, but still able to slip objects in without friction, lovely and thick and while really refreshing,
E45 cream, anything with petroleum jelly in it,

Nothing with surfactants in like laurates, or lauryl sulphates,

If in doubt just test a small amount, if it burns in a bad way then nope, otherwise try a bit more

>>717974472
'ello m8, how's it going? Vera's on the crapper after taking advice from this thread.

>>717972582
It also destroys latex condoms. you have been warned.

>>717971960
implying you get handjobs lol faggot

>>717974589
Nah, I was 16. She was 14. First gf was best gf, even after all these years...

>>717970830
butter

believe me. takeinb it from the friged it is solid and you can put some of it in the butt easily and without a mess.

>>717974628
Ass fucked. I ass fucked her. Goddamnit...

>>717974589
Fantasy of every /b/tard

>>717974356
Are you retarded? The "froth" is your seminal fluids leaking out of your dick and drying up from friction. That's not lubricating it, and what little it does is not enough. Fuck you're stupid. You should actually have sex and stop watching porn.

>>717971354
Underrated

>>717973555
Extra virgin olive oil burns like fuck, and doesn't make you a virgin

>>717971608
THIS, coconut oil is the best thing that ever happened to my dick.
Don't use it with latex though

>>717974807
We believe you Jerry

>>717974723
I don't need to wear condoms I'm only fucking one girl. Yes, oil is bad for latex.

>>717973126
This, extremely kinky tho, like to the extreme, I love it but use in small amounts because camphor is toxic

>>717974552
0W20 full synthetic is much thinner, and doesnt break down as fast.

>>717974735
Jealous faggot. If your girl doesn't stroke your dick with oil for a while before sucking it you're getting hosed. Of course, you have to actually get laid first.

>implying you're not a virgin

>>717974807
I assume a chick when I fap as well.

>>717973525
This is fucking maniacal!

You could try sand, I wouldn't recommend it though. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

>>717971354
probably safe tbh

>>717970830
coconut oil

>>717970830
Go in dry and give it a minute. It will slowly lubricate itself. Don't mind the deep red color

>>717970830
I can't believe you can't figure this out on your own.

>>717970830
I like to use spit to fuck my boipussy. Makes me feel like an even DIRTIER Black Cock Whore

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Dry ice or old tooth fillings

>>717970830
pure capsaicin

>>717971608
t. low test beta male

>>717977086
The fuck are you talking about, moron?

>>717970830
Harsh words
I find "suck it up bitch" works pretty well

>>717977178
what kind of man uses fucking coconut oil. enjoy getting cucked

>>717976596
Sauce pls

>>717977303
What kind of man uses lube to fuck his girls holes? That makes no sense, retard. I'm guessing you know nothing about the topic.
>frustrated virgin detected