So I'm fucking this girl often but still too beta to cum

>>717939682
Do it on their chest, they love that. they have to be pretty sick in the head to want it anywhere near their mouth.

>>717939682
My wife hates it on the face but doesn't mind (not necessarily likes it) on the tits and stomach.

>>717939764
idk man I heard most girls are just as fucked up as guys.

grill here

belly is ok
tits are ok in the shower
back is of course ok
face is disgusting and no woman actually likes it. they like you and want to make you happy. and if that makes you happy you're disgusting

>>717940188
TITS OR GTFO

>>717939682
>>717938039
>catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD

>>717939682
just don't cum in her eye!

>>717940188

Truth.

But remember OP, every girl is different. YMMV

>>717940188
Always aim for the hair if your hate fucking her face

>>717940302
This NewFag kek

>>717940188
you are just saying that so that we would want to paint your face

>>717940188
Have you ever taken a load to the face?

>>717939682
I prefer cumming inside them.

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>>717940302
Tits or gtfo does not apply in this case newfag.
Femanon's insight in threads relating to taking loads should not be shunned.

>>717940414
don't you fucking dare
>>717940561
you can want to all you like. it's never going to happen on my face >>717940674
no, i don't date disgusting guys

>>717940840
Lady if you think taking a load to the face is 'disgusting', you're in the wrong place, Here be bestiality, daily trap threads and cp.

>>717940840
Surely you've swallowed at least once...

>>717940840
You never tried it and are still so strong against it,,
pfff typical woman

Just aim for her titties and accidently aim for her face

>>717940920
>implying you've ever had the chance to blast a girl anywhere on her body let alone her face

>>717940961
We haven't had cp in years. Threads get pruned if a clothed 25 year old even looks a little younger. In fact, this conversation may 404 the thread

>>717939682
>Do girls actually like this

most don't. most just do it to be nice. some do though.

>>717940188
If you were actually a grill, you'd know that semen and water are a bad combination. No girls kiles to be cummed on in the shower.

I call bullshit on your post, sir.

>>717940840
idk what girls you talk to but most of them love me ejaculating all over their face and in mouth. It makes them feel sexy or someshit. Then again I only fuck sluts.

>>717940961
i'm not here for that.
>>717940978
yes of course

>>717940188
pretty much agree with this, although I'll take it on the face/mouth sometimes just to make him happy. it's a trade-off

some girls get aroused by doing things cosidered as dirty. some of them might even get aroused by cum on their face.
better cum in mouth and let her keep sucking, the feeling is over 9000

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My ex loved nut on her face, would actually be mad if I didn't whenever we had sex.

>>717941151
Nope. It's quick and easy to wash in the shower. My wife agrees with the grill.

>>717941224
It's not quick and easy, it gets even stickier and messier. You don't even have a gf, bro.

>>717941151
>No girls kiles to be cummed on in the shower.
what is soap?

>>717941054
Haven't noticed there is almost always a kik thread on /b/? yeh? Don't join one.
>>717941174
So it's the lolicon? Shotacon? Gfur? Hell there was a scat thread earlier.... Pick your poison. There is nothing good on /b/.

>>717941151
what's wrong with your cum that water is bad for it?

>>717939682
I'm 41, & been fucking girls long enough to say that of the 73 girls in my little black book, including the dozen or so that swallowed, exactly 0 have wanted the cumshot on the face. The ones who swallowed pretty much all said they swallowed precisely so it would just shoot down their throats and be contained, and not get on their face and hair.

I've had a few have the angry "life is not porn, asshole" talk. That's really pleasant and enjoyable and doesn't make you feel every inch the beta loser you truly are at all.

>>717941174
So you're good with putting cum in your mouth, tasting it, and swallowing it but absolutely disgusted with it on your face? Soinds weird to me.

>>717939682
Next time your fucking ask her to let you cum on her face if she balks dump her

I won't be able to even experiment since I'm a lonely fuck

>>717941297
>I'm a dude so I've never been cummed on in the shower

>>717941283
Bro, do you even soap?

>>717941360
it's cleaner and easier

Anyone else here done it on their own face and not their two-hole?

I can't be the only one right guys?

>>717939682
How about ask her, anon?

>>717941360
Why. as other anon said, it's contained in my mouth so not as messy. and i may not like the taste but it's better than getting it in my eyes or hair.

And no amount of washing it off, short of taking a bath/shower, gets it all off.

>>717939682
Most girls won't admit if they like it. If your slut is submissive and likes being told what to do just fuck her, pull out and order her to get on her knees and open her mouth.

Don't ask, order her. Don't be a beta. If it's really a big problem for her she just won't get down on her knees, but there's a very good chance she will.

>>717941342
You simply aren't Chad. Better just fuck that fleshlight collection until you die.

You ever consider asking? Kind of pointless to guess. My wife is happy if I cum anywhere south of her belly button. Hates even the idea of cum on her face, but will loves to swallow a load.

If anything makes you beta it is not being able to talk to her about what she likes and wants.

>>717941434
>>717941489
That does make sense. I just figured if you hated a facial then swallowing would be out of the question. But to each her own.

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some girls like, some don't
it's the same for everything
some take it in the ass, some don't
some like to be chocked, some don't
some like to be called bitch and whore while getting twisted doggystyled, some don't.

the trick is to know what you can and canno't do (if you plan to see her again)

In my experience, the majority of women absolutely hate cum on their faces or in their hair.

One girl I was with years ago was so pissed about me cumming on her face that she made me take a load on my own face to settle the issue. I can tell you for real, cum in your eye is no laughing matter.

>>717941329
Dude, seriously? Is everyone in here 13?

Find out yourself.
Save up a nice big load over three days.
Get in shower.
Get wet
Cum upward onto your belly and let the water run all over it
Now try to wash that shit off and even find where big wads of it went off to
And where clumps of it got stuck in the wash cloth and hen came back off on you trying to get clean.

Can't find them? No problem, you will in a few hours once they harden and start yanking your hairs out when you move.

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>No Sign Up
> Free Sign Up?

>>717939682
lel
I think that my gf is pretty honest, and she says that she likes it. But only If she'd take a shower after it anyways.

>>717941611

You and >>717941441 should talk

>>717941623
The explanation is simple: they've seen it in porn and figure that's how it works.

I don't understand the preference for cuming outside the body. Mouth, pussy, and ass are best. Unless you want to degrade someone, and there are more creative ways to do that.

>>717941329
You've clearly never been jiszsdd on in the shower.

>>717939682
Just ask her, you idiot.

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some like it, some don't. just the way of life.

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>>717941778

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>>717940188

>>717941623
Jesus dude. You need to to a better job in the shower.

My wife loves it.
Sometimes, when I cum in her mouth, she holds it in for a few minutes and rolls it around her tounge. She often begs for it.

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>>717941623
Make sure shower is on the colder side
Use soap
Problem fucking solved

By soap I mean fucking soap, not a block of moisturizer, bubble bath or ghey body wash.

>>717941434
lol, it's a privilege to be cummed on your face.
If a guy cums in your mouth, it's because you're a massive slut who doesn't care about std's.
A facial is like a painting. In the mouth is the garbage bin.

Serious post here. Most women don't like it, but some don't mind or love it. How to know it ? Cum on tits and try to aim a bit to her face, so a few drops might end on her chin ou cheek. If she doesn't mind, it's good. If she say to you "aww it's disgusting, I have some on my face!", it's a no-no.

>>717941182
I'm guessing that's why her skin is so nice, it's a natural skin care product.

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>>717941801

>>717941728
i have been. not a lot but a few times.
never had your problem

>>717941886
>Use colder side

Must be hilarious trying to jack off while freezing and watching the girl just kneeling there, bore out of her mind.

Yeah, but I guess getting up, turning on the colder side to wash it off carefully not to get it wet must be real easy, right pal?

>>717941611
close the eyes then?

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>>717942001

>>717941623
1. Women don't have the amount of body hair men do. When they wash their body, it comes off.
2. It does get on the washcloth, but that's why you put them in the washing machine.
3. My wads go on her or the floor. Both are easy to wash

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>>717941611
Fucking beta ass faggot

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>>717942083

>>717942046
Colder side, not freezing cold. Ever taken a cool shower?

>>717942106
Nice way of ruining cloths. You must be making a company really rich.

>>717939682
Alpha here, can tell you from experience if a girl likes cum on her face/mouth it all depends on the sex.

If you are being a beta and just putting your pee pee in and out and then ask "u-uh c-can i cum u-uh here?" and then point at her face, of course she is gonna be like ummm id rather you not

If you are being an alpha and fucking that bitch good and then you pull her up and start fucking her mouth and telling her your gonna cum down her throat, her mouth is gonna water and she is gonna want more

>>717939682
No whores who have had many dicks and are also addicted to porn do, but your typical women is not going to be OK with that heck they don't even like to suck dick, that's how you know when you got a somewhat decent girl or some slut. Real life is nothing like porn

>>717942179
Right because you can't just put them in the washing machine.
Are people really this stupid?

>>717942168
Hell no, nigga. Water is hot or I'm not getting in there.

>>717940188
This is objectively incorrect. Ive had multiple girls tell me they like it, and ask me specifically to do it before I even bring it up. Like "hey next time we fuck, can you finish on my face, its one of my fantasies"

>>717939682
where the fuck to you cum then??

My wife loves it. Both facial and swallowing. She fantasizes about several men cumming on her face.
Oh, and I love it too, so we have that in common, which is nice.

>>717942046
Must be hilarious walking around with globs of hard cum stuck to your leg hairs because Luke warm running water and fucking soap is to fucking complicated.

>>717942236
I actually see the cloths after they come out of the washing machine, and most of them are ruined, unless you have a cloth specifically for cum.

But hey I do my own laundy, I don't ask my mom to do it.

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>>717942188
>Alpha here

My ex loved my cum on her face, or anywhere in her body.
When I'd bust inside her, it usually made her cum, so she was always torn about where to take my load.
Goddamn I miss that crazy bitch.

If that is your choice I respect it, madame.

>>717941700
Yeah. I used to hear girls roll their eyes and say guys were fucking stupid when it came to sex, but the older I get, and the more open discussion there is, and the more threads like this there are, the more embarrassed I am to admit they're right. For women there's a million factors and shit to know. The default level of knowledge for a teenage boy is, put dick in, jizz, go home happy, eat a corndog, and there's essentially no reason for them to learn otherwise for years, or sometimes ever.

I have a friend that wanted to try anal on his wife, so he just pulled out and fucked her in her ass, and that's how he does it. He says she hates it, but it's over quick so no biggie. I ask him what he uses for lube and he goes "oh no, she's not into all that sort of kinky stuff". She isn't, but I'll bet she likes getting the prison-sex sodomy even less.

>>717942339
No. It doesn't. If it does, you have a really fucking weird medical condition. Us grown ups use cloths and towels all the time to clean up after fucking.

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>>717942188
>alpha here

>>717939682
>>717939764
>>717940082
fuck im gettin old

>>717941627
No signup, free signup? Holy fuck! Where do I sign up?

My girl hates it so sometimes, if she's really pissed me off about something, I'll get her to suck my dick then pull out at the last minute and blow on her face and pretend it was an accident. Depending on how pissed I am, I'll deliberately aim for her eyes and hair.

I'm a bad man.

>>717940188
protip: she says its disgusting so its more of a sport when i hold her down and make her eat it

>>717942217
well then you are doomed to live with a boring piece of flesh... you need to rethink your opinion

>>717942441
Was getting ready to counter your first point,
(Teen girls have it easy, lay down 'act teenage girl' slutty take a dick or two poorly, be a girl and call everyone else dumb)
But your second thought brings some light on the opinion, your friend is sexually retarded.

>>717942441
People here are either 13 year old stupid teenagers, or shitposters.

Wow. Thought summer was over.

>>717942564
lol you sneaky bastard

>>717942671
Winter break.

>>717942236
>I'll take "basic shit everyone learns by age 14" for 500, Alex.

>These blotchy yellow stains all over your clothes are permanent and are indeed noticed and recognized by everyone, on account of everyone having experienced soaking up jizz with cloth at some point in their early lives.

>>717939764
The tits thing is true
My fwb hates it on her face but likes it on her tits

depends on the guy and situation

new guy sex is condoms anyways so moot point
new guy bj is going on his stomach

long term guy can pull out on to back or stomach
long term bj is in mouth with either swallow or spit depends on location

new guy shower sex doesn't happen condoms suck in shower
new guy shower bj is finish off on my tits

long term guy shower sex is finish inside so then it can leak out down the drain

long term shower bj can be face or tits or mouth

>>717942457
>What are cum stains?

Try doing the laundry for once, Francis.

>>717940514
This newfag

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>>717942441

>>717942702
Wtf. We've been doing this for 10 years. It's not a fucking problem!

>>717942261
You need to stop fucking damaged goods who want to be porn stars.

>>717940302
>ask for insight
>get insight
K thankyou femanon, now show me your tits or gtfo

>>717939682
Some girls like it some don't. When I first met my wife I pulled out and came over her face. She smiled, took a selfie, then said "no one's ever done that before". I still do it from time to time and she's fine with either. Personally, it feels better to come in side her pussy or mouth and have her swallow.

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>>717942188

>>717940188
Not true, some girls love getting facials. Multiple girls have requested it during casual sex so there was no emotional pull to make me happy

This femanon is basically just a prude and needs to reevaluate her life

>>717942861
Girl trusts you with a sexual fantasy, one so mild as "come on my face"
And here you are "damaged goods/10 would not bang"
'Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation' Lyfe for you huh?

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>>717942188
>Alfalfa here

lol you have never fucked anybody twice.

>>717942869
when you first met your wife you did a fucking porntrick they do to show the cum to the camera. jesus christ im a virgin but how fucking insecure can you be to not own your own fucking.

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>>717942715
what the fuck is this

>>717941627
>No bullshit

>>717941611
Beta as fuck

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>>717942759
I'll have you know that Francis does his own laundry!! His sister just pays for the quarters ;)

>>717942715
ok i fap now

>>717942715
Excellent summary

Can we please see your tits

>>717943096
"not own your own fucking"

what does this even mean?

the amount of virgin femanons that doesnt know how cum works in shower etc,

>>717942715
>new guy bj is going on his stomach
lol fuck no its going in your mouth bitch

>>717942217

That's pretty narrow minded.

>>717943382
This
Most new girls swallow it, then once they get comfortable with you they refuse

>>717942715
This is actually probably pretty spot on for most girls as most girls are weird as fuck about sex

>>717939764
They're semen demons it doesn't matter where you cum...ffs cum in them even

>>717942655
Newfag detected

>>717943340
to do what pleases you when a woman has given herself to you

>>717943382
If i had a nickle for every teenage girl to drop the dick the second you start twitchin'

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>>717940188
>grill here
nice dubs btw

>>717943340
You are to insecure to fuck the woman without thinking about doing everything right. To make sure you are doing everything right you do it like you are used to see it in porn. So your fuck is nothing special for her and will be forgotten soon, like every porn....
good luck son

>>717942715
>long term shower bj can be face or tits or mouth
>long term
>shower bj

life is gonna be so disappointing when you grow up

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I do, but I'm a tranny hooker.

>>717943530
>given herself to you
Protip: Girls like sex to, That be beta virgin talk buddy.

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>>717943096
lol - since we weren't on film this satisfied something in her. Girls do like to be used and degraded during sex. Sex is a complex thing, a lot of unexpected desires surface. Just got to recognize them and roll with it.

>>717941611
I had an ex tell me I could fuck her ass if first, she could fuck me with a strapon the same size as my cock, so I'd know how it feels. I after a year or so, I wanted to pound her sweet ass so bad I agreed. Sure as hell changed the way I do anal. Only now do I understand what's all going on in the 25 boring minutes of butt stretching they don't show in porn. On the plus side, I do it so well, it means after I do it, I get to look forward to doing it again, instead of look for a new girlfriend.

>>717943679
My fwb and i did anal and she didn't do butt stretching
I just went slow and we both liked it

>>717941611
>implying that you didnt ask her to jerk you off on your face
>implying any one of us wouldn't love for that to happen to us

Yeah ok

>>717941611
That girl is a keeper, bro. It probably turned her on to jerk you off onto your own face, and that was her opportunity to suggest it.

Gotta get up the nerve to ask my girl to do this to me some day

>>717940188
Lmao, your opinion is just that, yours. My wife is genuinely, into and turned on by the eroticism of taking a cumshot in the mouth and face. But we're adults who've been married for over 7 years. She's also likes anal. Bought her own toys and got me to do it to her. Outside of the bedroom we are very normal vanilla people. So your views are not shared by everyone.

>>717943802
>we both enjoyed it
Try it sometime, with something as big around as your cock.

>>717940188
Another grill here, confirms.

>>717943621
not what i meant. women enjoy being taken, no?

>>717943947
Well, she said she'd try it again and she liked it so she didn't not like it

>>717943973
Samefag detected

>>717943530
>has given herself to you

holy fuck - it's not the movies son.

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>>717939682
Who gives a fuck what women want she's letting you fuck her and you're control. If she doesn't like it then so what she will get over it and then just do it again if she's still a bitch then move on.

>>717944059
I start my sentences with capitals and end with full stops, fuckface.

>>717940826
read your own image you turd. tits or gtfo is all she should get for saying she's a grill

>>717943935
i would say a keeper as well, but because she'd give up a good fight whenever i'd jizz on her face

>>717943571
hahahaha

assuming you can know someone so well that you'll get everything right. having been at this for a number of years, you're best to put that notion aside as that mentality will keep you a virgin.

Girls do not find that shtick attractive.

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>>717943679
What are you hung like a rinocerous?

>>717943802
>i just went slow
with what? putting your dick in her butt? i think that stretches it.

>>717944023
uhh.. yes and no?
I mean you are supposed to be a 'man', but it's a two part process, Like you're doing the heavy lifting (all the thrusting) but she won't (Shouldn't) be just taking it, she has an active part to play to.
Unless you have a very lazy or very submissive girl (Unlikely) you're not going to have a girl either 'give' herself to you, or counter 'take' you.

That whole concept is 9 parts anime, 1 part reality.

>>717943530
>life in Islam

Back to the dark ages with your ass.

>>717944422
Well that's an image I'll never unsee.

>>717944146
/b/ you
>Hurrr durrr I'm a butthurt femanon
>Ima gonna samefag hard but use capitalization and punctuation marks so they won't know its me
>Hurr durr femanism
>Hurrr durrr facials are demeaning
>Halp emma watson

>>717944506
lol, i just thought you know you could make the most out of the gift so to speak

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>>717944692

>>717939682
Three girls I was with before marriage and my wife all hated it. My wife let me try it once on her and her complaint was that my cum was too hot and she felt like her face was on fire lol

>>717942248
You should try roofing in July, then when you get home take a hot shower you faggot

>>717941611
but hearing that your gf cucked you so much that you got your own cum in your eye is a laughing matter

>>717944484
Yeah but we didnt use toys before hand
Just a finger then my dick

>>717944889
>roofing

why? i'm not a high school dropout

>>717939682
Listen man, if you wanna cum on her face or mouth you just fucking ask her. Every girl is different. My gf doesn't like it but she will do it from time to time. Just fucking talk about it with each other. No one here will be able to tell you.

>>717945111
He could have said
>You should try being a man you little beta cuck bitch
Of which his job qualifies him to be said man.

>>717940514
you are the newfag, arsehole.

My wife likes me to cum on her tits and ass, in her mouth and pussy, and very occasionally on her face.

Just tell her what you want, the worst that could happen is she hates you and leaves. But more likely you'll just blow your load all over her.

>>717945180
This.

>>717939682
only fucked two girls
>one my age
>didn't like to suck dick that much

>other girl 31
>massive cum slut
>wont stop sucking until she drink last drop

she doesn't like it in the face, tho
cum gets in her eyes and it burns

>>717945444
Very nice trips you have there.

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>>717939682
girls like men, not boys that ask if it's OK. Be a man and take what you want. That will *make* your girl like it.

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>>717944235
Trying to educate anon but you're making it awful painful.

OP: Do girls like this?
Femanon: We/I think this...

OP: I'm a girl and want / think / you all.....
/b/ : Tits or gtfo

fag

>>717942715

As a married male, I'm wondering if you're my wife's cum twin. When we first started dating that's how it was, now that we're married, that's how it is, consistent across the board. Cheers.

ex swallowed first time every time
freaked out when i pulled out onto her back

new gf will mouth it but spit it out like it was acid
but actually told me to pull out and doesn't mind it on her

some girls like different things

news at 11

>>717939682
It really depends on the girl. My gf absolutely feels disgusted by cum, so I regularly cheat on her with cum loving dumpsters.

>>717939682
Just ask to man, don't get what you don't ask for.

>>717939682
Sauce

>>717947192
on her chin

>>717947222
Was gonna call you a fag, but cant since you got trips

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So much tumblr tier autism itt

>>717940313
fuck are you doing

>>717942217
Your bitches are boring

>>717940188
Eyeballs?

Alpha here, I always spit on my dick first before I fuck any bitch. I also have never had a bitch refuse my take my load.

>>717940302
This ^
You know the fucking rules......

Your mom is a slut for cock and cum.

One of my first bj's i nutted all over her face and mouth

>>717941801
hot, but
she needs to shave her arms
blonds are the only ones allowed to not shave that shit

>>717948342
Stop lying on the internet.

>>717948468
>lying
I wish I was.

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>>717940840
"i don't date disgusting guys"

Trust me, there are many perverted girls out there which are even worse than guys.

My ex licked off my fingers after i fingered her asshole(!), Swallowed cum, let me cum on her face, let me cum in her ass and then push it out onto the floor afterwards and all that kind of shit

miss that bitch sometimes

>>717939682
It's psychology. To submissive women who derive pleasure from degradation it's amazing to all others it's anywhere from tolerable purely for your pleasure to disgusting. My gf loves it, pretty much every prior ex hated and refused it.

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>>717941992
yeah... it probably isn't the ton of make up..
>mfw you're serious..

>>717939682
Depends on whether you drink, smoke, and eat nothing but red meat...or whether you keep a decent diet.

If the former, your cum will taste and feel like battery acid. Any enjoyable sensation she'd have of having it on her face or in her mouth would immediately be fucked over by the godawful taste and sensation.

Conversely? Lay off the alcohol and red meat, and get yourself some bromelain supplements and she'll be far more receptive.