post what you're currently reading and i will make exagerrated

>>717935847

Lunar Park

>>717935847
I was reading "post what you're currently reading and i will make exagerrated assumptions about your personality" by the time I read the post

Nothing

>>717935983
good. i have actually read that too.

i assume you have read american psycho and liked the fucked up stuff in there. maybe you have read below zero and were left unsatisfied because you couldn't emphasize with the white trash normies. so you have turned to this book and now you are trying to figure out wtf this shit is even about.

you think you have been to the depths of the human mind and you are sure your iq is (a lot) higer than average.

you also are about 20 and have had sex with a hooker.

4chin

>>717936093
interesting.

i'd say you are an autistic virgin who has never even had the chance to get a whiff of a pussy

>>717936223
now it depends if you have always been reading nothing or if you have started to read nothing as of lately

filth - irvine welsh

>>717935847
The Oxford Textbook Of Medicine.

>>717935847
Operation Paperclip: The Secret Intelligence Program that Brought Nazi Scientists to America

>>717936272
you are actually quiet a normie but you think you are just good at hiding your antisocial sides. you are also addicted to porn. you jack it atleast once a day. you feel guilty for it and have pondered no fap but are too weak. this has led you to google "willpower and selfdiscipline". which has brought you back to /fit/. as an endresult, yyou have gone from high test treads to getting off to actual landwhales. lately, you have mired the pics in "current body" threads a tad too mich. you have also stared to eye the shemale and twink stuff on b. you fear you will soon end up sucking jamals cock dry

Blood of elves

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The Nazi Conscience

the republic

Currently reading "Do Androids dream of electric sheep?" by Philip K. Dick and "The Invisible Man" by H. G. Wells.
>inb4 "You're into sci-fi."

>>717936510
i haven't read this one so i will judge solely on the cover and title.
you desperately need a black woman to ride your face and you fear that if this won't happen SOON, you will slip into alcoholism compeltely and finally kys

>>717935847
The count of monte cristo

>>717935847
The third ~10,000 character email I've received from a homeless woman I met a week ago in Helsinki.

>>717935847

/b/

>>717935847
Harry Potter

The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

>>717936796
couldn't make it through that one
it got a bit farcicle

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>>717936762

You're a hipster.

>>717935847
Pretty much any harry potter fanfiction involving a H/G pairing

>>717936526
you think a stem degree will get you a good career. you hope a good career will gloss over your poor selfestem and lure a decent girl into letting you woe her and finally lay all your worldly belonging to her feet to let you fertilize her.

>>717936546
you want to visit eastern europe desperately. you wish you were an ubermensch but you're also able to see that hitler - in fact - DID some things wrong

>>717935983

very accurate up until the sex with a hooker part and my age.

You're also on the money about feeling dissociative towards Less Than Zero's characters, but then I suppose in some respects thats the point.

The Canterbury tales

>>717935847
John Cleese: So, anyway...

The Mists of Avalon by Marion Bradley
and The Republic by Plato

>>717936762
sci fi brother. read dick's short stories, and try Verne if you like wells.

>>717935847
Republic Commando series by Karen Traviss.

Zombi ci flaszkę wybombi. Jest tu jakiś cwaniak?

>>717936774
thanks that sounds promising

I'm currently reading: Analysis of Dynamic Brain Imaging Data, by Mitra & Pesaran, 1999.

>>717937112
Nie, cwaniaków szukaj na karaczanie, tu tylko pederasci i eunuchy.

Infinite jest

Man's fate by Andre malraux.

Secret history by prokopius of caesarea

>>717935847
THE SPARK OF LIFE: Electricity in the Human Body. (2012). Frances Ashcroft

>>717936621
you've read the asoiaf books and are now desperately trying to find something similar. you feel like you were born in the wrong time and that, given the opportunity, you would be able to show your true potential and rise to be a god amongst men

>>717936667
you hope you can learn how to influence people and make them do what you want by copying mass psychology methods the nazi used. you want to use them to become the "leader of the pack" so you can get your dick wet inside the juiciest pussy around
pls be patient, i will do one at a time

george rr martin asoiaf + tacitus germania

Going Postal by Terry Pratchett

>>717935847
I cant read. can you make an exaggerated assumption about me anyway, please?

Clockwork Orange

hardcore bestiality erotica

>>717935847
Im reading Julio Cortazar's short stories for myself, Three Body Problem to practice my chinese, Gombrowicz's journals for myself (slowly, right now 1961-1966) and a bunch of XVIII law theoretics for my studies.

So Anyway,an autobiography of John Cleese. Its an audiobook,since I listen to them as I work,if it matters.

The Sydney morning herald newspaper from 6 weeks ago, nothing's else in my house because I'm moving

A short history of nearly everything - Bill Bryson

>>717937720
Where you moving to and from where?

>>717935847
siddhartha

>>717936712
you just had an existencial crisis and now you want to find answers on how to live a life that inherently has zero meaning.
plato sounds promising but somehow you feel like you can't relate since society was so different when he wrote down his truths even tough on the surface it looks like it still applies. in the end, you'll be back to existencial crisis

>>717936762
you read because you think you should read to not stagnate. you thirst for new ideas. you have a long list lf books that you want to read but by the time you revisit that list, you seem to have surpassed almost every title already and you feel bland and sick of reading stuff that doesn't have any substance to it

>>717936796
you've found a list of "classics you HAVE to read" and are working hard to get trough it but actually your face fell asleep. you desperately try to find something worthy in it by reading between the lines but it's just gibberish and nonsense

>>717936820
you are on a trip to spiritual enlightement and you try to be empathic and see the gold and tragic in every humans life. you can do that just fone wih strangers. you are touched by their stories and you bask in the fact that they easily open up to you and talk to you at a bonfire till 4am about god and the world. but you'd
be damned to forgive your mom for fucking you up like that. she's not a human being with faults and a story like the homeless man you write to. she's done this because she is evil. she made you feel unworthy of love and you will punish her for that by giving her the silent treatment

>>717936839
you wish life wasn't so complicated

>>717936858
you have been on hugelol too much and have picked up a new word there "gulag"

The Martian Chronicles - Ray Bradbury

>>717938036
That's some good shit -not op btw- you read Fahrenheit 421?

>>717936820
How did that happen

>>717938146
I plan to. The only other Bradbury book I've read is The Illustrated Man.

The Stranger by Albert Camus

>>717936946
I'm not going for a stem degree though and relationships are emotional deathtraps.

>>717938233
I've only read those two, and I like how different his style is compared to other sci fi or dystopian writers'.

"But what if we're wrong" by Chuck Klosterman

Im reading dialectic of enlightment and otherland river of blue fire

>>717937720
you always need rags when you're clearing out

The Millionaire Next Door by Thomas Stanley & William Danko

>>717936837
about the same assumtions as the pther anons that post "4chan"

>>717936912
you have no original hp left so you franatically try to recreate that feeling of "everything is possible" to gloss over your glaring depression

>>717936965
you arr confused af but refuse to acknowledge that because you fear it would be acknowledging that you are an idiot since everybody else seems to see something in this book you obviously fail to see even a tiny bit

>>717937052
you think you finally found your soulmate. finally an autist that made it. there's still hope, even for you!

>>717937095
see the guy that reads plato too and the guy that reads blood elves

>>717937110
you just want to chill and slip into reveries about being bad ass and slaying pussy

>>717937112
i can only understand zombi so i assume you are feeverishly hoping that an apocalipse will actually bevome reality since you have trained for this moment all your life. sadly, that training was all in your head and will proove disgustingly useless irl

>>717937170
you have read that neuroscience is cool. you want to be cool too. so you decided to pursue this. it has gottensome pussies wet but it is actually boring af. you tought you'd make break trough discoveries all the time but all you do is read endless worms of words as dry as the sahara after blow drying it

>>717938571
fuck i love the otherland series. surprised anyone else actually read them to be honest

>>717938396
It is rather different. He can be very descriptive, his use of figurative language amazes me.

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>>717937953
90% chance of existential crisis in any given week
fair call

Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits

>>717935847
"The Escape" - David Bellucci
Jason Bourne - Robert Ludlum

Maddox - I Am Better Than Your Kids

>>717938647
Yeah its great
Almost finished the second one.
I love the VR idea he had wich is pretty acurate and pretty realistic aswell

>>717935847
this thread

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>>717935847

>>717936250
>couldn't emphasize with the white trash normies

lolwut? Empathize maybe.

>>717938635
> you just want to chill and slip into reveries about being bad ass and slaying pussy

Truth!

>>717935847
the Man in the High Castle
-Philip K. Dick

>>717935847
I hope that photo of Polish money will bring me luck

>>717938635
>you have read that neuroscience is cool. you want to be cool too. so you decided to pursue this. it has gottensome pussies wet but it is actually boring af. you tought you'd make break trough discoveries all the time but all you do is read endless worms of words as dry as the sahara after blow drying it
I actually have a PhD in the field already, it's my day job now and I enjoy it a lot. Nonetheless this is quite entertaining to read. Good job on the thread, OP.

A hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

>>717935847
Donald Duck Comic Book

Art of war

>>717939071
It will bring you a fortune but take away your happiness.

>>717935847
Moby Dick

>>717938790
you're very original and funny I'm sure you're having sex right now too.

>>717939206
Not OP, but you're a massive weeaboo fucking faggot who only knows about ancient China from playing Romance of the Three Kingdoms and/or Dynasty Warriors.
>Oh wait, that's me...

>>717939232
As if I were ever happy

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>>717935847
The Golem by Gustav Meyrink

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep

You can farm by joel salatin

>>717939463
I'm reading that too!

I don't read fiction because it's a waste of time and I'd rather watch or play it because my third eye is calcified and I no longer have a good enough imagination to picture stories in my head anyways.

Of Mice and Men: Lennie and the Rabbits.

>>717939519

Have you gotten to the part where everybody dies, nothing is left and it's just reams of empty pages

1984-george orwell

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>>717939581

>I don't read fiction because it's a waste of time

>>717935847
Blindsight, by Peter Watts

>>717939401
That's what you're thinking now. Pretty soon you will see, that just lack of happiness is still happiness compared to what lies ahead of you.

>>717935847
I'm reading: Threads on /b/
RATE ME FAGET

>>717935847
Kroniki Jakuba Wędrowycza

Einstein's dice and schrödinger's cat: how two great minds battled quantum randomness to create a unified theory of physics

>>717935847
The Left Hand of God by Paul Hoffman

>>717935847
Gone by Michael Grant

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>>717939463
Also waiting in my list for this year.

>>717939850
ugh. odwalę robotę OP. jesteś tępym burakiem, miałeś lub masz długie włosy, chociaż dużo lepiej wyglądałbyś w krótkich, gdybyś potrafił ubierać się jak człowiek, a nie w czarne podkoszulki z nadrukiem. kilka razy próbowałeś fapować do bajek fantasty, ale zawsze wracasz do rysunków elfek, zamiast ich opisów. masz brzydki śmiech, codziennie nosisz tę samą parę butów. studiujesz informatykę albo chciałbyś to robić. nie głosowałeś w ostatnich wyborach, jesteś nieobeznany i niezainteresowany prawdziwą kulturą, ograniczając się do gier i książek fantasy. chciałbyś grać w p&p rpgi ze znajomymi ale nigdy się to nie klei.

>>717935847
>The Picture of Dorian Gray
finished 3 days ago but I'll put it in
>Moby Dick; or, The Whale
up to about 400 the encyclopedic bits aren't as boring as everyone says
>Infinite Jest
at about 500 but on hiatus until I finish Moby Dick in the next day or two

>>717936820
>>717937953
Who the fuck are you, and why do you read me so openly?
>>717938181
Met her at a train station, she got the wrong drink. Took it off her and paid for it.

Malazan book 3 memories of ice

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go ahead

>>717935847
jakieś artykuły i posty jak wyrywać, podrywać dziewczyny będąc małomównym, same bzdety

>>717940919
Get out Poland

>>717940396
Yo lo tengo en español. Disfrútalo, esencial para fans de Blade Runner

The Snowden Files: The Inside Story of the World's Most Wanted Man

>>717935847
Telling Lies
-Paul Ekman

>>717940712
Szlag, 90-95%

>>717935847
Bioshock rapture

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>>717935847

And now it's a bunch of retards posting what they're reading as OP has already left

>>717936762
Is Androids? I'm reading the Man in the High Castle atm

>>717935847

SS-GB

>>717941108
przeczytaj Księgi Jakubowe, trudno że lewackie i o żydach. spodoba ci się bardziej od fantastyki

>>717941294
Meant to say "How is Androids?"*

>>717935847
Your friendly nigger

>>717935847
One Punch Man.

Crime and Punishment-Dostoyevsky

And i'm loving

>>717939829
you're the one he >>717939328 is having sex with

>>717935847
a book about audio and video techniques

>>717937953
>you wish life wasn't so complicated
No

>>717941686
ur gay

>>717941686
then you're just thinking it's much simpler than it actually is

>>717941021
Espero hacerlo anon

A compilation of essays by George Orwell. Just started it, read a few of them so far and it's bretty gud.

Franz Kafka-The Trial

H.P. Lovecraft the comlete Cthulhu mythos.

>>717935847
lolita

>>717941538
You're just starting into /lit/. You still haven't read Kafka's Castle, but you will
just because of my post and god you will love it more than anything else.

The drawing of three by Stephen king

opppp one more

>>717935847

A Moveable Feast

>>717935847

Cereal box ingredients

>>717935847
neil gaiman - stardust

the hyperion cantos

>>717941959
obviously masochist

The Name of The Wind - Patrick Rothfuss

nexus
ramez naam

neuromancer trilogy
gibson

jeffrey eugenides - the virgin suicides

>>717942035
easy, you're dumb and not asian nor european

>>717935847
Who on Earth is Tom Baker

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>>717935847
Horus Heresy series: The First Heretic

>>717943971
fuck you... im asian.

>>717935847
The Gulag Archipelago

The Shadow Out of Time by Lovecraft

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>>717937199
Jebane pedalstwo

>>717941020
Get out NIGGER

H.P.Lovecraft - The Complete Fiction

>>717941959
You want to read some of the books that are reported to be deep and meaningful, but you can't understand this pile of horseshit. You are unsure whether or not to admit, first to yourself, and perhaps then to others, that, despite the praise, this book is garbage.

>>717935847
Dwarf fortress Wikipedia Quick start guide

OP still here?

>>717945058
is this how you felt, anon? honestly Kafka's writing is pretty straightforward. I can't imagine someone would actually miss the point.

The name of the wind, patrick rothfuss

the witcher series

>>717935847
Gitara siema polaczku

>>717944369
so I was only half right

>>717947154
He's busy goggling shitpost normy reviews of all the books...be patient

>>717947614
kek. but yeah, he's obviously gone

>>717935847
Helmet for my pillow

champion:marie lu

Wool

Brothers Karamazov, just finished slaughterhouse 5

>>717936762
Do androids dream is so good

>>717935847
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

>>717935847
Brave New World

Bemp

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>>717935847

OP is fag, hurry up

>>717947231
Yeah. I read the trial and the metamorphoses, and both were disappointing. It is not that I missed the point, it is that I did not find the point to be deeply meaningful and mind-blowing like some have argued. But to each his own.

Man in the high castle p k dick

>>717935847
>post what you're currently reading and i will make exagerrated assumptions about your personality
this is what i am currently reading.

>>717939681
you're tormenting me with that joke

>>717935847
Op you polish KURWA?

Doctor Faustus - Thomas Mann

>>717935847
Notes from the underground.

>>717935847
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_nucleolar_RNA

>>717951880
You're cranky wise mouth attitude won't work for n real life, friend.

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

Rereading A World Out of Time by Larry Niven.

>>717952188
Happy, seeking for adventure, you haven't been on a long trip for a while.

Gaius Iulius Caesar: De Bello Gallico.
cum on OP

>>717935847
Asimov - Fondation (Book 2)

>>717935847
Dark Territory

>>717935847
I'm currently reading threads on 4chan.org.

Both on /b/, and on /pol/.

>>717952110
its worked for 30 years so far. fuck it.

Trainspotting.

Star Wars Psychology: The Dark Side of the Mind

>>717948693
le supreme gentleman

>>717935847
101 ways to make you irresistible to the opposite sex

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>>717952921
you should read the darth bane novels

>>717935847
"Final Report of the Advisory Committee on Human Radiation Experiments"
Was planning to skim it to get credits I need, but it's actually interesting.

Max havelaar

>>717935847
The instruction manual for my phone... why did we have to move to these shit "touchy screen" devices.

>>717953052
Read em
along with pretty much all of the expanded universe content in existence

>>717953052
They suck. Only the first one is half decent
James Lucio is the only good starwars author.

Hobbit Tolken

All of Haruki murakami's books

>>717952921
You are such a faggot

jojolion

Tratado de la argumentación - Pererlman

H.P. Lovecraft: The Complete Fiction

>>717953884
What are you reading then bitch

>>717948439

Im currently reading the Godfather, really good so far

troop leader by bill bellamy

>>717935847
Mein Kampf

I'm currently reading a thread written by a faggot.

>>717935847

Keef Richard's autobiography

>>717935847
Sallinger's Novels

marcus aurelius meditations

>>717954725

spoiler alert: it's actually an organized crime family

>>717956052
Nice

The Art of War

This thread.

L'Étranger - Albert Camus

>>717935847
Im reading the bible atm. Started the gospel of john yesterday

>>717935847
Fear by L Ron Hubbard

>>717935847
12 Principles of Leadership and The Law of Attraction

Ether dragons

The Rabbi by Noah Gordon

>>717935847
the way of the peaceful warrior
>> just the accuracy it's a narrative story not a book abpoabpoiut how to be a peaceful warior

>>717935847
Atlas Shrugged

>>717935847
Last thing I read was Dictator.

>>717935847
The Martian. Fire away.

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>>717935847
The Dictator's Handbook

Tales of Known Space by Larry Niven

>>717958556
You struggle getting women and feel insecure and different, so you try to learn as much as you can about manipulating people so they will bend to your will and give you power

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>>717955207

Books are for faggots

>>717935847
the lotus sutra

>>717959482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwkdGr9JYmE

>>717935847
Sherlock Holmes.

>>717959360
spot on op good job

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>>717935847
The chapters are short, yet informative and easy to understand.

>>717935847
Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre

>>717959917
You like to pretend you're a lot more intelligent than you actually are

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>>717960062
Na.

>Although people who dislike me often contain a lot of sodium.

Just finished:

Soumission - Michel Houellebecq

>>717935847
IT, Judge me faggot.

>>717935847
C++
Not very interesting maybe, I mainly read biographys. Nothing at this time due to learning a lot of code. I've read books such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Marilyn Manson, The Dirt. I want to get around to read some of Corey Taylors stuff.

>>717960589
Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't a book

>>717951717
that's cause they've been analyzed and explained to death they're solid if you can kind of get out of that mindset where you know what they mean already, though they are pretty surface even then

if you haven't check out his stuff like The Hunger Artist, In the Penal Colony, and The Judgement

powershell 5 by tobias weltner

OP is not a faggot

neuromancer

>>717935847
The Three-Body Problem by Cixin Liu

THE COMING RACE

>>717935847

>Post what you're currently reading

4chan. I am currently reading 4chan.

Books are for plebs

>ITT poor fags still reading papper back books, btards are hungry.

>>717963460
>spotted the 12yrs old.

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>>717963862
There's nothing like holding a physical lexicon in your hands. Data gets old and can become corrupt, but the written word has stood the test of time. People used to travel for hundreds or even thousands of miles (or kilometers) for books.

Not to mention the smell of a new book. Oooh, it's so nice. There's got to be a name or chemical formula for that.

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the bell jar

Animal Farm - George Orwell

>>717935847
Mieczp zeznaczenia

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>>717935847
A Feast for Crows

"On Trails: An Exploration" by Robert Moor

>>717935847
Dune by Frank Herbert

>>717935847
A Short History Of Tractors In Ukrainian.

>>717964480
All kinds of glue and printing stuff, /b/ro. I work at a bookstore - wish I had more time and holding space for books.

The street lawyer

>>717964777
>>717964999
Do I sense a GET thread?

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>>717965006
I worked in one many years ago. It was great....including all the chocolate truffles I stole in the stock room.

>>717935847
"Subcultures or neotribes? Rethinking the relationship between youth, style and musical taste." By Andy Bennett.

>>717965082
We have a free coffee machine. Now I'm nearly immune to coffeine...

>>717935847
The Bear and The Dragon, by Tom Clancy

I'm suprised this bread is still alive

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>>717965417
>ow I'm nearly immune to coffeine
Th-that's a thing?!

>>717965624
Nah, it was a joke. Coffeine never did anything for me. A good mug of coffee just smells and tastes good to me.

>>717935847
Blood of Elves by Andrej Sapkowski

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>>717935847
Polskie kurwy

animorphs

>>717965586
might be a /lit/ raid