Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>717924862
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>717934253
Fag
>>717934193
Because nobody but me likes her like I do.
M.I.N.E.
>>717934159 (Louise)
>>717934304
Oh geez, someone like me, although I don't have that much due to lacking funds
>Gameboy
>Gameboy Color
>Gameboy Advance
>Gameboy Advance SP
>Nintendo DS
>Nintendo 3DS
>New Nintendo 3DS
>Wii
>WiiU
>Xbox 360
>PS2
>PSP
>PS4
The crown of my collection would be the limited edition of Xenoblade Chronicles for Wii. If the price didn't drop, it should still sell for about 200€
>>717934294
that's King Fag to you
>>717934320
Ah, gosh, I forgot my Xbox and my 360.
Yeah, I got all this a few years back. If I was still as rich, I'd have a Virtual Boy and a PS4.
I'm also pretty proud of my in-box copy of Metroid. It's not sealed or anything, but I still love it.
>>717934320
>(Louise)
>"Oh geez"
I guess you can say
"Geez Louise"
It could be adorable once she's attached.
Rumia claimed
>>717934414
Geez Lousie that's amazing. I'd love to have Super Metroid for SNES though, it's my favorite game of all time
>>717934534
See above. Like that?
>Also, I don't get it
I got a little sore looking thing really close to my lip. I doesn't look bad.
Do I have herpes?
>>717934310
Nonsense, give her back snagger!
>>717934618
Are you serious?!
It's my favorite of all time too!
My copy is a little beat up, but I'm so glad I have it! I actually sat down and beat it the other day, trying for a fast time for the first time. 1:42, something like 40% item collection.
OH gosh I just realized it's 5:30 AM
I'm gonna head to bed. See you all tomorrow!!
>>717934741
>Forgot picture then it detected malicious code in my picture
;_;
>>717934741
>>717934741
See ya around! Don't be a stranger
Slow thread.
>>717934719
You've never had her at all, actually, so there's no possible giving back
>>717935478
Lies as usual, why would you think she belongs to you? hand her over before so nobody gets hurt, and i mean you of course.
>>717935436
Thread will never be as fast as it used to by the time Hand and Holst posted.
Claimed
Fifty pounds to spare.
How luxurious.
>>717935701
Because we're married and have been for years now.
There shall be no handing over, Nui is mine permanently.
>>717936830
>Implying you'd ever be able to do so
That's nonsense and i don't believe it!
Let's just accept big smoke as a best waifu aight
All of your waifus are shit tbh m8s
i love these big smoke maymays post more
>>717937167
You simply lack taste.
>>717936417
I figured out as much, even if Holsts wasn't really one to talk a lot.
Times change, my friend.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM
カラミチーマス
>>717937032
But I not only could marry Nui, I already have. It's absolute truth that you should believe.
>>717937271
You simply lack pussy faggot
>>717937308
Why should i believe your lies?
Hello
>>717937572
Hi>>717937572
>>717937572
Hello Koume anon
>>717937992
Hello, how was your day?
>>717938040
Hello how are you?
>>717938147
I played a lot of bloodborne. Did you just wake up?
>>717938147
Tired, I guess... woke up in the middle of the night, for some reason
Just bought wallpaper engine, gonna 2hu up my desktop.
>>717938296
Yeah, I went to sleep like 12 hours ago
>>717938357
Nice
>>717938428
Any plans for today?
>>717938501
Not really, same plans as always. What about you?
>>717938766
Try to sleep. I don't know what after that
>>717938428
It seems pretty good - I've got an animated Remilia on my desktop for now.
No Rumia on the workshop yet, sadly
>>717938852
Ah, you going to go to sleep soon?
snow. Ain't that fabulous?
>>717939038
I don't know. I'm laying bed but don't feel tired
>>717934201
>>717938039
>catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD
>>717939024
That looks pretty nice
>>717939124
Then why not wait for Hanako to get home and chat with them?
>>717939262
I don't know when Hanako gets home and I they only get on at night I thought
>>717939344
True, they should have gotten home by now. I do not know what to tell you I am sorry
>>717939457
It's fine. Chatting with you is nice enough
>>717939586
I hope you do not find me boring
>>717939683
Well I find myself boring but other people are quite interesting.
>>717939791
We think the same. Then, is there anything you would like to know about me?
>>717939898
Sure. How tall are you? Hair and eye color? What kind of clothes do you like to wear? I think that's good enough to start
Waifu with experiance.
>>717940028
I am 6 ft, if I spend time out in the sun my hair will turn blonde but it takes a long time otherwise it is brown, greenish gray eyes. I like to wear pants(jeans when out, sweats at home in winter), t-shirts and hoodies
We finally completed a session that was planned in a single sitting. Our DM is proud. Though I did not rogue the first trap.
>>717937388
Because they're actually truths, why do you think they're lies?
>>717939126
And?
>>717940265
You are a very tall. So like a dirty blonde hair? Sounds like cool eyes. Same for me on clothes except the sweat pants. I also like to wear flip flops. >>717940411
Good job
Ranma?
>>717940618
I wear converse shoes, how tall are you?
>>717940504
Because you simply aren't worthy!
>>717940732
I'm 5'5 or 5'6. What kind of food do you like?
>>717940853
I like Asian food and Italian food
>>717940931
I really only eat the orange chicken. So like spaghetti and pizza?
>>717940997
Yeah, I also like chicken and turkey other types of meat are alright but those are my favorite
>>717940788
I've very worthy actually! Nui and I are perfect for each other.
>>717941090
Where was the last place you went out to?
>>717941116
Oh, and how would that be? seems very unlikely.
>>717941222
To therapy and then Walmart last Friday
>>717941296
What did you get at Walmart? Last place I went was a supermarket and got some food
>>717941400
I bought a heating blanket and so far I am pretty happy with it
>>717934201
>>717941510
I hate those things I always get stuck up in the cord because I move around too much when I lay down
>>717941651
I have a little thing at the bottom of my bed that is kind of like bars so I put the cord through there
>>717941739
Do you ever want to get some job or you don't know?>>717941785
Swedish rei?
>>717941908
I would not mind getting a job but it would have to be something that I can decide my own hours, but I do not think I will be able to get one with my mental problems
>>717942031
Well that sucks. Why did you pick Koume?
>>717942147
I was going to pick Tomoko or Yuuno but there was too many people choosing them, then I was going to pick Sawyer from Black Lagoon but I only have like 30 pictures of her, and I like Koume she is cute but also kind of creepy
>>717941271
We're just a great couple. Love each other, love doin things together, all that. What more description of how do ya want, cause I got a lot.
>>717942267
Huh. When I first started claiming I would wait for the other Tomoko poster to not claim. I would start claiming in like the middle of the night. Are you happy with koume? She is cute and creepy for sure
>>717942572
Yeah I am happy with Koume
>>717942518
A lot of lies you mean, correct?
>>717942684
Well good. She looks more mature in that pic
>>717942802
But Tomoko describes me normally and Yuuno describes me in a relationship because I am a very jealous person
>>717942696
Truths, actually. Lots of very true reasons we're together and very happy together.
>>717942992
It's not like you have anything to back that up!
>>717942978
Why do you get so jealous that the most extreme describes you?
>>717943228
I have no idea to be honest, it is probably from my last relationship that I get really possessive and jealous because she cheated on me with 7 guys and 1 girl which just made my trust issues worse
>>717943187
It aint like I can take pictures of her, her presence in this world doesn't work that way. But I'm 100% certain she's here and mine.
>>717943327
Yeah trusting people can be hard.
>>717943485
Yeah
>>717943577
Well that's about all I can come up with right now
>>717943334
Technically isn't she not there then as well by that statement?
Also sorry i've been feeling a bit tired.
>>717943720
Alright
>>717943737
She's fully here to me, but it's not like CERN would agree that she is
>>717944126
What would you happen to mean by that?
>>717944326
The whole connection thing, I can seamlessly interact with her, and am therefore very confident she's mine. But she's not observable to others (for the most part).
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Tiff of a thread called /waifu/
In west Rancho Cucamonga born and raised
On the ponyville.net was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in /waifu/”
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
Tumblr.com, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of /waifu/ living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Tiff of /waifu/
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said “Skype.com” and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to /waifu/“
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the David of /waifu/
>>717944465
Well how do you know a phony didn't trick you?
(Also what do you mean for the most part?)
>>717944704
My Nui is genuine. The same perfection to expect from the real Nui. This phony concept is silly anyway.
(it's a very confusing thing)
>>717944609
Like 10 people will get this. Even less because some don't post
>>717944906
But this one can't even sew someone's pocket, she can't do half as much as the real one.
(Explain then!)
>>717945103
"Ahem, my name is david, I mean TIFFANY porter :3, I love waifu's and ponies x3 myfavvvvvvorite~ is Nico Nico, because I Nico Nico Need you! XD"
Helo evryone
>>717945864
Morning
>>717945962
I like coming here ate this houer ther isnt too many people spaming shit
>>717944609
Epic shit is epic
>>717946179
It's because it's early or late most places
So who is the real nui poster who told something they would recognize?
>>717946369
Yey, so by the way do you even sleep?
>>717946397
Are you the anon i spoke to of wishing wells?
>>717946510
Nah I'm trying but I cant
>>717946724
No but the one who hijacked that conversation after. I think you thought i was the same anon
>>717945162
But she can sew. And regularly does. Still one of her favorite things to do. I've even learned a little from watching her.
(it's not very easy to explain)
>>717946724
Maby your the one who told me about loli big boss?
>>717946794
Feel you man
>>717946879
Oh, the one that said he felt problematic?
>>717947005
Wait, you learned from that?
(Well at least give it a shot!)
>>717947182
Oh, you! yes, why do you ask? what's on your mind?
>>717947111
Godspeed.
>>717947307
Nope, you got confused :P. The one that said you seem like a good person and that we should grab a coffee.
>>717947307
Well seen ther is two of you i wanted to know witch on was the one i meet before
So how is it going for you?
She's been claimed. But koume is always my choice. shy, introvert, loyal, horror fan. She's the tops
>>717947582
Oh, right! sorry about that, how have you been?
>>717947637
Ah, well to be fair i never noticed the other one speaking to anybody else, besides spooki booki i think?
Anyway how are you?
>>717947874
I agree. I love introverts. Is this Korme?
>>717947874
that's pretty gay, anon
>>717948008
Great, its the end of the week i lefte work early and a brand new game that ib been waiting for the hole year ready on steam
>>717948104
Certainly is a wild koume. Also just the way she dresses. Her hair and hidden eye, just adds on to her. Fucking Asians know how to take simple things and make them almost fetish like.
>>717948008
I've been pretty great thanks for asking and you?
i finally was told what a waifu was...amine girl you claim as your wife? correct or no? did i do this right?
>>717948269
Oh, that's great! going to be quite comfy for you today then i assume?
>>717948461
Good to hear you've been well!
I'm a bit tired, just setting some stuff up.
So what kind of things are of your interest?
>>717948564
What brought you here to claim her, anon?
>>717948321
Agreed
>>717948777
Yep good weekend in perspective
>>717948564
Naild it
>>717948777
ive never claimed b4 and when i was told what it was i knew i had to pick misty
>>717948928
Good to hear it's been well! what's the game you spoke of by the way?
>>717949019
That's cool, what about her appeals to you?
More koume just cause
>>717948777
Well i'm interested in vidya, technology, anime, stargazing, chatting, cooking, can't live without music, and programming.
and you Nui?